Dead Inside But Caffeinated

We've been busy for a while. Easter Weekend. High School Prom. Hitting on people at the gym. Local comedy scene. Much, Much, More --------

We sit down with an actual happily married couple. More than 2 decades of devoted matrimony. How have they remained together for so long and make it work? Why was this episode almost labled "The Super Taster?" Entirely way too much conversation about milk. Random Curling facts. Loud dog collars. AND MUCH MORE!!!! --------

We're in a hurry. There was a wedding. The Wrestling champ. See you soon hopefully. --------

Underprepared Laura Coaches Wrestling We're turning our Do Not Disturb Laura got personal with a young man years ago and did not remember his name --------

Why is it so hard to accept help from others? We were all a** holes - some still are... What this project has done for us. Fireman calendar (Only if you're hot) ⛔Unofficial Promotions⛔ Presidential Brewing Company Two Fella's Grill --------

Josh's questions are too philosophical and borderline pretentious. Teen driving Motivating yourself, others, and your kids. A collection of other stories and words that inspire thought.

Laura and I catch up on our events Drivers Training experiences Baked Brie Double standards !! Much More !!

Laura starts out drunk

Local Musical Duo KRJ performing Live!

Cafe Robin is now open for business!☕ (formerly 2 twins) We sit down and discuss divorce, divorce settlements, how they're fair or unfair. Local events around town Much, much more...

We sit down with Dj No Limit and Highly acclaimed media, music producer Skylar NBB. We discuss how they got where they are now, where they're going and how they stay passionate about what they do.

Water street Coffee and their SUS app. Seasonal Depression is destroying us. Laura is watching Yellowstone. A teacher calls Laura. Comparing friendships. AND MORE!!! Don't forget to SUBSCRIBE and turn those notifications

Laura Makes us a quaint Thanksgiving day meal. Laura has disgust for Josh. Single and Lonely food preparation. Don't forget to SUBSCRIBE and turn those notifications

During the entirety of this episode, Laura's Mic Stand just does not want to work. What are your needs and wants? Do you even know? Getting older and the effects we see in our bodies. Much, Much, Much More... FIRST EVER EPISODE DONE IN VIDEO YOUTUBE

Laura's sweet sweet sexy voice returns. Reading and listening to books, Self Victimization, Everyone wants a piece. Painting made with boobs. Kidneys aren't removed when you receive a kidney transplant - We are just as surprised as you. Don't forget to SUBSCRIBE and turn those notifications

Laura is away and leaving Josh with the boys. Ricardo and Rob pop in to share some insights about being Martial Artists. We find out quickly that "artist" is a loose term. Are all fighters closet alcoholics? Should you send a photo of your erect penis to your pals? That and so much more... Don't forget to SUBSCRIBE and turn those notifications

We discuss our Halloween Shenanigans. The process of Makeup application - Josh knows nothing about it and odds are, most men don't either. Stories, experiences, tips and tricks to performing good oral sex. (From our perspective) Don't forget to SUBSCRIBE and turn those notifications

We drinkin' Baileys® ... Right out of the gate with morality. How can you define it generally...Is it a definition for humanity or for an individual? Everybody tells you what you want to hear. No one tells you the honest hard stuff. How do you equate the success of Love? Women give more love than men do....Why? And a bunch of other deep sh** you probably want to hear Don't forget to SUBSCRIBE and turn those notifications

After a full day of doing stuff, we decided to record after the sun went down. Motivation - FIRE ANALOGIES - Josh actually talks about stuff....and some of it isn't all that bad. Laura's weekend of debauchery and something about riff raff - SHE TRIED TO PUNCH A WOMANS TIT. Don't forget to SUBSCRIBE and turn those notifications

Special Guest Dalila spends time with us. Trying to change the narrative of Brazil from looks to intellect. Perspective. Over sexualization. Personal Space. Mandatory Kissing. (Sigh) I really need to move to Brazil... Don't forget to SUBSCRIBE and turn those notifications

Being responsible for social situations Looking inward in all facets of life Fucking

**Factory Coffee** Joan Jets Guitar - THE SAGA surrounding it. Laura is not going to be a pirate for Halloween this year - :0 Is homecoming a worthwhile tradition? Why can't the school call when there is a perceived issue with your kid?????? Don't forget to SUBSCRIBE and turn those notifications

Laura learned about her communication style. Josh talks about COVID The FIRST PUMPKIN COLD BREW of the season! Don't forget to SUBSCRIBE and turn those notifications

What percentage of the effort you put forth in your day goes to yourself? How do you think the interactions you have had in your childhood affects your adult life? Brief discussion about our recent experience with kitchen fires. Enabling Dumb Bimbos. Rat Bastard Teenagers. Don't forget to SUBSCRIBE and turn those notifications

Yes, We're being consistent. No, we're not fully functional members of society. Placing expectations on friends. Having expectations for friendships. Friend A's Dilemma with Friend B. Laura's Butt Instagram -@deadinsidebutcaffeinated Facebook - Dead inside but Caffeinated Gmail - Deadinsidecaffeinatedpodcast@gmail.com --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

We dedicate ourselves to telling you we're committing to consistency. Play a little catch up and discuss friendships. Instagram -@deadinsidebutcaffeinated Facebook - Dead inside but Caffeinated Gmail - Deadinsidecaffeinatedpodcast@gmail.com --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Life has been hectic for us lately. We apologize profusely that we haven't been being consistent with you in this episode. We cover what we've been doing. Laura is contemplating starting an only fans where she plays the ukulele without shoes or socks...and some other stuff. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Dead Inside but Caffeinated celebrates Michigan opening bar doors again with a LIIT (Long Island Iced Tea) Monday at Olde Peninsula! We went MOBILE!!! Which means we can get really inappropriate in public and Josh is people watching HARD. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

We're BACK!!! Upgrades to the studio. Impromptu interview with resident psychologist, Dr. Aubrey. Josh is done with relationships. Putting your own expectations on others - Just don't do it. It's been a year since we started - we talk about it. Laura discusses her freakishly short pinkies. Emotions and food. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Basically, Josh interviews Laura. we talk about some deep stuff. Looking inward. We look up the definition of "Cuffing Season" amongst other things related to this mysterious season. Laura talks about going 364 days without intercourse. There are "4 seasons" of a relationship. We talk about each of them in kind of depth. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Chop house - Laura's Halloween disaster - Electoral Sex - Somethings Brewing - controlling reactions - Foot Jobs --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

We get some grub and coffee at Civil House Coffee. Josh goes to the county jail to Bail Laura out. Laura replaces a wax ring on her toilet. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

We sit down with the owners of Presidential Brewing Company and talk about everything they would let us to include how they met, to what it's like running a business while being married with kids. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Walnut and Park coffee house review! Surprise phone call with Ross aka our new Jamie. Join us on an adventure of bra exploration, more butt stuff and dirty talk... what else would you be here for? --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

4th Coast café and bakery review. Gene the pumpkin mans pumpkin patch impressions. Josh and Laura went to the gym. Each vagina has a specific scent. Like a fingerprint. Making an opinion about someone before you know them. Trying to introduce new people to your friend group. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

After a month off, wee sit back down and play catch up. Laura has a parenting moment that turns into a day long internal struggle. We say one thing about the presidential debates. Cover the definition of insanity as it pertains to people and the relationships they choose to keep... which might include keeping us as friends... who's to say. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

We cover rhythms, spelling, downsides of fall, spending too much money on eating out and taking breaks for sanity. Catch the Next Season starting Monday October 5th! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

We got some fresh Pumpkin Spice. Josh is abstaining from the sex. Laura really wants the sex (Obviously not from Josh) Composting and the spartan kick .... Yes, they have similarities. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Josh potentially has the herp eye.  Laura & Josh get in a huge fight. 9-year-old birthday parties and kids saying "ballsack." Josh gets his personal confidence chopped away by the sister wives and loses his phone in the river. We get vulnerable... but not in a sexy way... unless you're into that. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

We got a Venmo. Josh and Laura recap only the funny or entertaining stuff from their collective weeks. The song "WAP" has coined a new term - "WAP-ER" Laura went to a strip club ... as a patron. SSS - some sailors submission. An ex of Josh's submits her SSS. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

We recap our week. Hinge is being used for purposes other than dating. More sex segment stories. Why we will never sell out. How the full moon drives everyone insane. Do you need motivation? Laura is about to give you some whether you like or not. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Founder and CEO Isaiah Harris of Harris Wholesome Juice Bar stops in for an interview. Not only do we learn about this up and coming local business but we also discover the man that makes it happen day in and day out. What makes Genitalia pretty? Refilling your teapot. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Dr. Aubrey is here and is dealing out as much clinical advice as we can handle.  Laura is dealing with skunks that have made her flee her home and live with Josh.  Does semen taste like raw pancake batter?  Dr. Aubrey says yes.  Sex segment stories with an audio submission!  Smelly vaginas. We sit down with a guitarist from an actual real life rock band.  We learn about Rock RX and their members and history.  Don't miss their upcoming LIVE show!  Message to see about potentially becoming an intern and/or groupie. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Laura admits to playing Pokemon Go! Josh and Laura talk about their weekends. More SSS. What makes you a whore? We have recently discovered we have zero privacy. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Josh Fucks up literally the first 3 minutes. Josh also teaches German. Laura is the drug dealin and wheelin laundry Heizenberg. Laura parties with Baccardi. Dr. Aubrey is hired as the podcasts resident psychologist. Diets. SSS - When in doubt - "Here's a blowie" ROI - Laura links the financial sector with individual relationships. Your children's friends are not things for you to fuck. Don't tell other people how to live their lives. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Laura went on a date. Can you separate emotions from sex? The diet has started. More SSS. Laura and Josh went on Vacation - they talk about it. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Shout outs - Laura tries tanning - A kitchen is haunted - SEX SEGMENT STORIES - Help your friend out of a date. We have a brand new Intro...it only took 6 takes... --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

It's Fathers Day! In this episode we discuss Josh's recent dating app beginnings. Basically a free ad for Hinge®. What we discovered the new protocol is at gentlemen clubs Post COVID. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Laura tried to go on a date. Sister wives - Josh explains why it's not as fun as you'd think. "Podcast Money" - Learn how this term will effect the rest of time for all of humanity. Can man and woman be only friends....? Yeah sure, but listen anyway. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Special Guest Matt stops in to tell us about his you tube channel in which him and his 12 year old daughter discuss and explain basic to advanced finances. Also an airline pilot, we get the inside scoop on UFO's, snakes on a plane and whats happening during the current pandemic. Matt is also a history major...But we barely scratch that. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app