Don't Go Outside

In this lofi audio episode the vault boys discuss a plethora of tasty topics culminating in the mega monster mashup Godzilla Vs Kong.

Everyone's favourite new introduction to phase 3 of the Marvel Cinematic Universe - WandaVision. Patch and Robin discuss the show then quickly descend into wild MCU speculation. Thanks to RaiderRoo™ for sponsoring this episode and giving so many post apocalypse denizens the opportunity to risk their very lives for a hateful and degrading gig economy.

Robin waxes nostalgic about Final Fantasy 7 and Patch loses his mind over Wonder Woman's wishy washy whip physics. Thanks to V FUEL for sponsoring this episode of Don't Go Outside. Remember to use the offer code DGOBLOOD when you are next at the demonic ruins for 25% off your next order of V FUEL shake and wake blood replacement.

This broadcast includes a quick rundown of the emergent narrative in Crusader Kings 3 and a long chat about the controversial release of Cyberpunk 2077.

Thanks to ScareSpace for sponsoring our discussions on the Alien franchise and the terrifying asymmetric multiplayer gem that is Dead By Daylight. We would also like to thank them for helping Patch discover his true vampiric nature. Considering both vault dwellers are massive fans of all things high fantasy and Pixar, discussing Onward was an obvious choice for this episode. The boys cap off the show with a rundown of the long, nonsensical and tenuous lore of the Don’t Go Outside podcast to get everyone up to speed.

It's a not very spooky Halloween special. Patch explores the roots of survival horror with Resident Evil, and Robin lays down some hard truths about Midsommar. The boys also compare notes on the delightful afterlife-em-up indie gem Spiritfarer, and get pumped for a new series of Genndy Tartakovsky's Primal. Thanks to ShootCrate for sponsoring this episode and providing us much needed ammunition to fight off the hordes of raiders.

It turns out that Harley Quinn isn't so bad after all, but Lovecraft was definitely a bit of a racist. This episode Patch and Robin chat through DC's animated Harley Quinn (no subtitle) series and the new HBO big money Jordan Peele epic Lovecraft Country. Be sure to check out our sponsor Dollar Glaive Club for incredible subscriptions for all your battledome needs.

This week, the boys crash the Cyberpunk 2077 hype train, and Patch is determined to talk about The Last of Us Part 2 wether Robin likes it or not. They also learn that a lifetime supply of Mars Bars isn't all its cracked up to be... We have two big topics this week: Landfall Games' Totally Accurate Battle Simulator, and Pendleton Ward's The Midnight Gospel.

In this broadcast Patch and Robin drag a big sack of topics into the vault, perhaps too big. With Sony’s PS5 announcement, working through the enormous itch.io Bundle for Racial Justice and Equality and finishing off with a discussion of Netflix’s new comedy Space Force. Robin learning more about Patch’s struggle with vampirism continues to become an increasing part of vault life.

Given everything that is going on right now, we’d recommend you head over to itch.io and pick up the Bundle for Racial Justice and Equality. Skateboards, discos, communists and fighter jets. Sadly these aren’t all together in a single game but a discussion on the upcoming Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater 1 & 2 remake, Disco Elysium, Justice League “Synder Cut”. Superman: Red Son and Jet Lancer.

In an unexpected turn, the vault dwellers turn against everyone’s favourite cleaning obsessive: Marie Kondo. Yet another long conversation about the Assasin’s Creed series unfolds and we once again jump into Patch’s comic book corner with a discussion about Absolute Carnage.

Well, we really didn't think all our experience of living in a vault was going to come in so useful. So buckle up, listen to us chat about Divinity: Original Sin 2 and absolutely Don't Go Outside!

Gotta go fast? Patch and Robin discuss everyone's favourite blue hedgehog from the redesign to the memes.

Would you toss a coin for your witcher? This episode Patch and Robin talk through the merits and failures of Netflix's new adaption of the much beloved books and games, falling in love with Henry Cavil in the process.

This week it's everyone's favourite beskar clad badboy - the Mandalorian himself. Patch and Robin discuss Disney's new Star Wars darling without a single mention of baby Yoda.

Who wants to know about big armour clad bears and a certain Mr Kojima's fetus fetish? We certainly did. This episode we talk about the new adaption of Phillip Pullman's His Dark Materials and Hideo Kojima's Death Stranding.

In our comeback special, we invite ourselves to the MCU party by getting snapped away by a certain Purple-Faced Fiend, and return just in time to be disappointed by Game of Thrones, excited by indie games and impressed with Joker.

Somehow, the Vaultboys found the Game of Thrones Cache and got stuck in. Find Don't Go Outside on iTunes, RSS, Overcast, Podcast Addict, Stitcher and most other podcast catchers. We are also on Twitter and Facebook. Don't Go Outside Home @DinnaeGoOot dgopodcast@gmail.com Show Notes 4.15 - Mad Max (2015 Game) 9.30 - Middle-earth: Shadow of War 10.00 - Total Biscuit on Shadow of War 12.00 - Skyrim Switch 18.40 - The Lobster 21.15 - Your Name 23.10 - Logan Lucky 26.00 - Death Note 29.00 - TARBUCKS COFFEE 31.30 - Oryx and Crake 37.10 - The Tale of Beren and Lúthien 38.10 - West of Loathing 41.00 - ROAD WARRIOR 42.15 - Game of Thrones

A classic episode in the wasteland. Including vault drama, comicon news, Game of Thrones speculation and lots of other fun packed adventures. All tied up with a main topic of Spider-Man Homecoming. Find Don't Go Outside on iTunes, RSS, Overcast, Podcast Addict, Stitcher and most other podcast catchers. We are also on Twitter and Facebook. Don't Go Outside Home @DinnaeGoOot dgopodcast@gmail.com Show Notes 4.00 - San Diego Comic Con 9.30 - Telltale Batman 10.30 - Jodie Whittaker as Doctor Who 15.30 - Westworld Season 2 Trailer 16.00 - Stranger Things Season 2 Trailer 18.00 - Ready Player One Trailer 20.30 - Glow 23.00 - EWAN MCGREGOR'S GARGOYLE FUND 25.00 - Undertale 28.00 - Mario Kart 8 Deluxe 32.00 - Game of Thrones Season 7 47.00 - Spider-Man Homecoming 1.08.30 - Thor - Jeff Goldnarok 1.10.00 - GENERAL SILLINESS

It's long, rambling and convoluted! A lot like E3 itself! Don't Go Outside #13, the E3 roundup special. Only a month after the event. Find Don't Go Outside on iTunes, RSS, Overcast, Podcast Addict, Stitcher and most other podcast catchers. We are also on Twitter and Facebook. Don't Go Outside Home @DinnaeGoOot dgopodcast@gmail.com Show Notes 10.00 - The Nice Guys 16.48 - Cuphead 19.44 - Black Panther Trailer 23.30 - Untitled Han Solo Star Wars Anthology Film 26.45 - Wonder Woman 38.00 - The Long Earth 38.26 - TOTALLY NOT AN AUDIBLE AD 44.34 - Saga 48.08 - Diminishing Returns 51.00 - E3 2017 56.20 - Anthem 1.03.00 - Spider-Man 1.08.28 - The Last Night 1.09.20 - Lorne - Acid Rain 1.10.25 - Skull & Bones 1.11.10 - Sea of Thieves 1.12.00 - Assassin's Creed Origins 1.19.18 - FAMILY GUY THEATRE 1.20.45 - Beyond Good and Evil 2 1.25.49 - Mario + Rabbids Kingdom Battle 1.33.30 - Super Mario Odyssey 1.43.00 - Babadook Gay Icon

Patch and Robin catch up and chat about a crippling illness, a return to a few old games, some hands on experience with the Switch and some unanimous love for our main topic of Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2. Remember to sign up with Stained Apron with offer code, 'PLZGIVEMEMANMEAT'. Find Don't Go Outside on iTunes, RSS, Overcast, Podcast Addict, Stitcher and most other podcast catchers. We are also on Twitter and Facebook. Don't Go Outside Home @DinnaeGoOot dgopodcast@gmail.com Show Notes 0.35 - BISH FM 4.00 - Switch First Impressions 7.45 - Shovel Knight 9.00 - Breath of the Wild 16.00 - LIVE TASTE TEST 18.00 - Breath of the Wild 22.30 - STAINED APRON 24.25 - Taboo 29.10 - Deadmau5 & Kaskade - I Remember 30.45 - Slow Mo Guys 31.15 - Nerdwriter 34.50 - Total War: Warhammer II 47.55 - AULD TAM WIER 42.20 - The Stanford Prison Experiment 49.25 - Competitive Age of Empires 2 53.10 - Hearts of Iron 4 54.45 - Factorio 56.00 - Justice League Dark 1.04.45 - The Killing Joke 1.08.00 - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 1.19.20 - Big Trouble in Little China 1.25.00 - Thor: Ragnarok 1.33.30 - Jack Kirby

After a brief hiatus the Vault Boys return with Season 2 of Don't Go Outside. Jam packed in this broadcast we have some wasteland adventures, the uncovering of a new species, indie spotlight on Hollow Knight, loads of film discussion and analysis of the topic of the week: Beauty and the Beast. Find Don't Go Outside on iTunes, RSS, Overcast, Podcast Addict, Stitcher and most other podcast catchers. We are also on Twitter and Facebook. Don't Go Outside Home @DinnaeGoOot dgopodcast@gmail.com Show Notes 5.25 - TECH BOIS TOTALLY LEGIT STERO SALES 7.30 - Samurai Jack S5 9.30 - Rick and Morty S3 11.50 - Wings Edinburgh 13.01 - BOTTLECAP BANDIT 15.30 - Get Out 21.00 - NES Mini Announcment 31.00 - INDIE SPOTLIGHT 31.10 - Hollow Knight 32.20 - Ode to Hollow Knight 33.43 - Rocket League 35.35 - Arrival 40.33 - Magnificent Seven 41.10 - Belko Experiment 42.20 - The Stanford Prison Experiment 44.00 - Nice Guys 49.00 - Beauty and the Beast 51.40 - Gay Outrage 59.20 - BEEFSTEAK BREW

Choose vaults. Choose to survive. Choose a mutation. Choose a bandit clan. Choose a fucking big truck with spikes on the front, choose radiation sickness, spam, old video tapes and air raid sirens. Choose poor health, high cholesterol, and no teeth. Choose paying protection to the local warlord. Choose a starter weapon. Choose whoever else isn't dead yet. Choose leather trousers and matching armour. Choose unpurified water on hire purchase in a range of fucking flavours. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you were on Sunday mornings. Choose sitting on a tyre watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing mutant fights, stuffing fucking fried rat into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable burnt out building, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up thugs you recruited to protect yourself. Choose your wasteland. Choose vaults. Find Don't Go Outside on iTunes, RSS, Overcast, Podcast Addict, Stitcher and most other podcast catchers. We are also on Twitter and Facebook. Don't Go Outside Home @DinnaeGoOot dgopodcast@gmail.com Show Notes 0.29 - CHOOSE VAULTS 3.50 - ApocalyptiGirl 6.21 - Stranger Things 2 16.51 - Taboo 17.00 - Locke 22.13 - Hallelujah Money 25.44 - New Mastadon Album 26.45 - ESO Morrowind 30.16 - The LEGO Batman Movie 32.52 - The LEGO NINJAGO Movie 33.40 - The Emoji Movie 36.05 - WARLORD BEEFSTEAK 37.02 - Hip-Hop Evolution 40.10 - Run DMC - My Adidas 44.54 - Logitech MX Master 48.30 - T2 Trainspotting 1.16.20 - BBC Bitesize 1.18.38 - The Blade Artist 1.20.20 - The Pixar Theory

The TECH BOIS are back! In this Nintendo Switch special Patch and Robin will discuss the presentation, speculate on gameplay implications of the tech and generally gush over the new Zelda game. We all get to meet creepy Dr Bob and Mad Max's Man Meat makes a return in a shocking rebuttal to Fanny Beasts. Find Don't Go Outside on iTunes, RSS, Overcast, Podcast Addict, Stitcher and most other podcast catchers. Don't Go Outside Home @DinnaeGoOot dgopodcast@gmail.com Show Notes 0.00 - THE GREAT PESTO TALE 4.50 - Silence 10.40 - DR BOB'S WASTELAND MEDICAL SURGERY 13.45 - ApocalyptiGirl 14.10 - Tomb of the Mask 14.45 - Sherlock 21.30 - MAD MAX'S MAN MEAT 22.10 - Nintendo Switch 43.00 - The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild 53.40 - Gamemaker's Toolkit 01.01.05 - TECH BOIS

In the first recording of the New Year, the vault boys catchup on their festive happenings, go over a whole bunch of games, talk about the amazing comic - Head Lopper, touch on Moana, discuss at length their 90's TV crushes and finish up trying to go over the ins and outs of Rogue One. It mainly ends up in Boba Fett speculation. Find Don't Go Outside on iTunes, RSS, Overcast, Podcast Addict, Stitcher and most other podcast catchers. Don't Go Outside Home @DinnaeGoOot dgopodcast@gmail.com Show Notes 7.00 - Fallout 17.45 - FANNY BEASTS' FANNY FEASTS 19.30 - Wolfenstein: The New Order 21.00 - Man In The High Castle 29.00 - Final Fanstasy 15 36.00 - Head Lopper 40.15 - Stanger Things 44.00 - HARRY AND DANIEL'S COCKNEY CHIT CHAT 45.45 - Moana 51.15 - JESUS FM 56.30 - Transformers: The Last Knight 1.03.45 - MRS MOTHER HEN 1.05.00 - Rogue One: A Star Wars Story

In this chaotic whirlwind of a podcast Robin and Patch promote DGO's official emoji; The Painting Nails Hand, once again delve into the Anime Cave, have a little moan about modern open world games, obsess over Blackadder and jump into a main event of Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them. Find Don't Go Outside on iTunes, RSS, Overcast, Podcast Addict, Stitcher and most other podcast catchers. Don't Go Outside Home @DinnaeGoOot dgopodcast@gmail.com Show Notes 6.05 - Rhodia Squared Notepad 8.40 - Parker Jotter 11.00 - Rise of the Tomb Raider 21.00 - Gothic 22.00 - Morrowind 33.50 - Nerdwriter on Akira 36.30 - THE ANIME CAVE 36.35 - Your Name 37.50 - Ghost in the Shell 39.10 - Patch's Blog 39.20 - Enjoy the Silence 44.00 - DISAPPOINTING SPACE OBSERVATORY 45.00 - Dragon Age Origins 50.00 - GENERIC FANTASY SEGMENT 53.45 - The Stanley Parable 56.20 - The Guild of Dungeoneering 1.05.10 - Mr Bean Alien Fan Theory 1.07.15 - KING OF THE WASTELAND 1.08.25 - Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them 1.10.05 - FANNY BEASTS WASTELAND DINNER LADY 01.14.25 - Danish Girl 01.15.10 - Eddie Redmayne is a Hufflepuff PSA

Mikey the Mechanic makes an appearance in the vault and makes a somewhat spirited attempt at a New York accent. Featuring Indie Spotlight, Cinema Vault, Comics Cavern and a main event of everyone's darling western: Westworld. Find Don't Go Outside on iTunes, RSS, Overcast, Podcast Addict, Stitcher and most other podcast catchers. Don't Go Outside Home @DinnaeGoOot dgopodcast@gmail.com Show Notes 3.00 - INDIE SPOTLIGHT 3.20 - Fractured Space 7.50 - EVE Online 9.00 - Out There 11.00 - Beholder 12.00 - Owlboy 12.40 - MAD MAX'S MAN MEAT 13.10 - Lovecraft Collection 15.35 - Massive Chalice 17.40 - Humble Bundle 22.40 - MRS MOTHER HEN 23.40 - CINEMA VAULT 24.20 - Maleficent 30.00 - Dr Strange 35.00 - COMICS CAVERN 42.00 - MIKEY MECHANIC 44.29 - Westworld 49.00 - Westworld 1973 52.10 - Hello Internet 01.01.20 - Nerdwriter and Anthony Hopkins 01.11.40 - Snoop Dogg Lannister's Anthem 01.15.40 - MIKEY MECHANIC RETURNS

Patch and Robin cower round the radioactive barrel fire and try to wait out this spooky Halloween special. Featuring Tech Bois, The Anime Cave, a main topic of the Psychological Horror: Layers of Fear and a bonus scary story. Find Don't Go Outside on iTunes, RSS, Overcast, Podcast Addict, Stitcher and most other podcast catchers. Don't Go Outside Home @DinnaeGoOot dgopodcast@gmail.com Show Notes 0.30 - /u/cutty2k 12.00 - TECH BOIS 12.00 - Nintendo Switch 12.20 - Confirmed Switch Developers 17.40 - Apple Loss 23.00 - ANIME CAVE 23.10 - Space Dandy 26.60 - One Punch Man 28.15 - Regular Show 30.30 - Adventure Time: Stakes 33.10 - Codex Seraphinianus 36.30 - Red Dead Redemption 2 39.50 - RAPTURE FM DISHWASHERS 48.00 - Terry Prattchet and The City Watch 54.00 - My Scientology Movie 1.01.30 - Weird Weekends 1.04.40 - MRS MOTHER HEN'S MISSING PERSONS 1.06.00 - Layers of Fear

This week our favourite vault dwellers enter the Anime Cave, talk about what the word game actually means and go over Marvel's new big tough guy - Luke Cage. Also Patch meets the Irish Daredevil and Robin takes some MK Optimum. Find Don't Go Outside on iTunes, RSS, Overcast, Podcast Addict, Stitcher and most other podcast catchers. Don't Go Outside Home @DinnaeGoOot dgopodcast@gmail.com Show Notes 3.10 - One Punch Man 7.30 - Space Dandy 9.30 - Attack on Titan 15.00 - MK OPTIMUM 15.50 - Thunderbolt Fantasy 17.45 - ANIME CAVE 18.15 - Akira 24.45 - Journey 32.00 - Dear Esther 35.30 - THE BANK OF THE WASTELAND 37.00 - event [Ø] 47.00 - Trapped in the Closet 49.15 - The Room 50.00 - Planet Hulk Animated 1.01.30 - Luke Cage 1.03.15 - IRISH DAREDEVIL 1.07.15 - The Warriors

Even with mutants driving segways and radioactive grease leaking into the vault, Patch and Robin have still found time to put together this emergency broadcast. This time they go over another fistful of indie games, a couple of releases on the horizon, the iPhone 7. Headlining is the World War 1 epic, Valiant Hearts. Find Don't Go Outside on iTunes, RSS, Overcast, Podcast Addict, Stitcher and most other podcast catchers. Don't Go Outside Home @DinnaeGoOot dgopodcast@gmail.com Show Notes 2.45 - Kingdom: New Lands 6.20 - Superbrothers: Sword & Sworcery 7.45 - Reigns 10.00 - Total War: Warhammer 12.30 - Prison Architect 13.10 - Planet Coaster 16.00 - Shovel Knight 17.30 - NES Mini 19.40 - The Legend of Zelda: A Link Between Worlds 22.15 - The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild 29.00 - iPhone 7 33.15 - iPhone 7 Release Ad 37.00 - Kubo and the Two Strings 40.00 - Go 8-Bit 46.10 - Valiant Hearts 50.15 - Edinburgh Zeplin Attack 52.10 - Otto Engine 1.04.00 - All Quiet on the Western Front

While hiding from the horrors of the wasteland in the media vault, this week, Robin And Patrick stumble through a retrospective of No Man's Sky, some pretty good DC stuff, a plethora of indie games and a main event of Robot Wars. Find Don't Go Outside on iTunes, RSS, Overcast, Podcast Addict, Stitcher and most other podcast catchers. Don't Go Outside Home @DinnaeGoOot dgopodcast@gmail.com Show Notes 1.30 - No Man's Sky Retrospective 3.50 - Total Biscuit on No Man's Sky 7.30 - No Man's Sky Release Trailer 12.30 - Batman: Arkham City 13.00 - One Finger Death Punch 15.00 - The Flashpoint Paradox 19.45 - Superman: Red Son 22.40 - Reigns 23.40 - Ridiculous Fishing 26.45 - You Must Build A Boat 28.00 - Unfolding Games 28.10 - A Dark Room 29.40 - Cookie Clicker 30.45 - Extra Credits 31.20 - Punch Club 33.00 - Hitman Go 36.15 - The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind 37.30 - Battlefield 1 37.30 - The Glitch Mob - Seven Nation Army Remix (The White Stripes) 38.30 - Valiant Hearts: The Great War 39.00 - Dad's Army 40.00 - Robot Wars 40.30 - Sir Killalot 42.20 - Craig Charles 48.00 - Chaos 2 51.20 - Dara Ó Briain 51.30 - Brian Cox 54.00 - Scrapheap Challenge 1.03.00 - Craig Charles Cocaine

Down in the vault this week, Patrick and Robin discuss Stranger Things, Darkest Dungeon, No Man’s Sky and with a main topic of Suicide Squad. Find Don't Go Outside on iTunes, RSS, Overcast, Podcast Addict, Stitcher and most other podcast catchers. Don't Go Outside Home @DinnaeGoOot dgopodcast@gmail.com Show Notes 1.45 - Stranger Things 3.15 - Winona Ryder 5.45 - Bob Ross 7.45 - Red Dead Redemption Soundtrack 8.00 - 6180 The Moon Soundtrack 10.00 - Darkest Dungeon 17.00 - Pacific Rim 18.00 - Star Trek Beyond 22.30 - New Ghostbusters 22.30 - Recut Ghostbusters Trailer 28.00 - Kong: Skull Island 28.10 - Ryan's Theory 33.30 - No Man's Sky 35.00 - Quintillion 35.30 - Freelancer 35.45 - Morrowind 40.00 - Day Z 40.00 - Rust 45.30 - Suicide Squad 57.00 - Bruce Timm 57.45 - James Gunn 1.10.00 - Fury 1.12.30 - Brian Azzarello's Joker