Fight Island

The big big bap! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Ooooooh boy we all remember 2007! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

THE TIME HAS NOW COME. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

THE YEAR IS 2010 AND A HIGHLY POPULAR CABLE TV SHOW IS ABOUT TO STAB YOU. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

IS IT 1995 WILL YOUR 1ST GRADE CLASS BE RIDDLED WITH THESE FOOLS??? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

We're in week 2 of death! PREVAIL! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Hulk v angry! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

BEEP Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Just imagine his soft hands, oversized novelty hands only to reveal the extremely normal other part of him. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

It's time for the bowl! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

You better make sure not to tape over the Bears game with that stupid South Park or I'm tell your father! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

It's time to pitch hardballs at your younger brother until mom gets angry at the amount you're damaging the backyard fence! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Destroy all the mirrors otherwise they're breaking! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Simpsons did it! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

You stay away from that water cooler or else I'm going to ruin the new Lost for you! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Ahh you guys we all got together, we sat down at the table, Mom made me turn off the Gameboy before we started eating, and boy oh boy did we fight the food. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Pull up the boots it's time to wade into the broccoli cheese soup swamp! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Big muscles comin' through champ! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

hell yeah dude kill the doll! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Is this a teen Jordan that get's impaled while the cinematographer's credit rolls over the opening credits??? NO. It's final girls! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Folks, sometimes you have to ask yourself: Are you a creepy old ship with a octopus captain or a Frankenstein with a gun? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The boys are putting on a solo show today of all the greatest things that freak the shit out of them in the dark of the night and boy oh boy is the heavyweight weirder than you think. Seriously, whatever you think it is it's weirder than that. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

In a stunning 5-4 decision this years spooky month will be starting out with a real barn burner! Literally! The barn is catching on fire! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Right there here at this Wetzels? We sprinkle the pretzels with POISON. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Better get that lunch money ready chump because ur about to go in that locker FOREVER! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Folks I hope being able to hit that high note is worth it because this bunch is going to trash the dressing room because they saw a green M&M. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Tell em what he's won! Why it's a brand new battle to the death! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Hey man, it's two worlds clashing. Big guns v. small guns. Pectorals v. notebooks. Someone's gotta die...and it won't be me bro. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

I personally am very excited to watch Barney use a glock! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

You know the stuff. It's always giving you that wry look from that perverted corner of the Walgreens. Avoid it's tricks while you can because it won't be too long before you'll be paying less than 5 dollars for a 30 rack! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

There are just some people in this world who don't feel comfortable hanging their hat on just two names. Today these XXL nom de plumes will end it all. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Get your iPhone out of here nerd it's food time! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Never have I heard the boys so earnestly discuss fighters. Never podcast while hungry. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Yes it's that part of Saturday Night Live where they stick the cast members who are too dumb to do anything but be themselves. But which one of them has the bones to rip out a throat or two? Find out this week! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Doomed to a life of unrealistic expectations and poor reviews from critical movie critics, the second children will face the ultimate challenge. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Every army needs a leader; an Alexander to send the hoards into the wood chipper. The question is which dumb guy who has an irrational fear of antibiotics and maybe has a Youtube channel will reign supreme??? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Brother let me just tell you that on this Fight Island? This one right here? We got hunks of fictional brothers doing all kinds of fictional fightin'. Best believe! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hey man nothing's stopping you from dipping an apple in barbecue sauce. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

There's no other way to articulate it: Every fight in this card prominently features somebody wearing boots. Some of the them are famous, some of them are very not, all of them end in death. And you can thank Ben Roy for helping! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Grab your oversized thunderbolt, various psychic abilities, and your oversized wooden dong because today the gods return to the earth! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Every body is beautiful! The week the boys will be pitting anthropomorphic slights against god against each other while also inadvertently examine various pervy subcultures. Trust me, it wasn't planned this way. Cancelled! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

This episode we travel the 20th century to see which individuals are strong enough to look camera one in the face and say, "hey Bub hasta la muerta" or something cool like that. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Guns? No. Whips? Not today. Gauntlets? Save it for your weird anime forum bro, because this week the boys decides who is the master...of the blade. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

These bands would sully even the most decrepit of late 80s Volvo station wagon cassette players and today we find out who will fill the stadium with $140 general admission tickets and $50 merchandise t-shirts here on Fight Island! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

A raging backwoods? The geographic center of the USA? A type of barbecue cooking style? You guessed it, the boys are figuring out the top contenders from one the America's oft maligned middle states: Missouri. See who prevails! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Some TV HBO, other parts of television are primetime, even other elements of TV can be REALITY, but today we'll be battling TV...that is simply must see. Tune in with the boys and guest Joe "I did have to make sure twice his last name was correct" Kwaczala to see which show makes it to the top of the fight pile! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The body oil flows like wine today as the gang decides who is the hunkiest of the hunks. Join us in this episode to see who the island will crown king and who will be relegated to hunk jail (New Jersey). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

In celebration of Godzilla and Kong finally airing their filthy, filthy laundry, the boys have decided to let the island decide the fate of two genetic branches that diverted millions of years ago and have never looked back. It's ape like things vs lizard like things! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Folks, it's the 100th episode so we did something fun and had not one, not two...but three lovely guests on to debate who is the kingliest of kings. Enjoy this double stuffed episode of Fight Island: The true beats to relax to while studying. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

This episode the boys talks to Andy Sell who knows, by all accounts, A LOT about actor Kurt Russell. Which one of his various characters of the silver screen will prevail??? Tune in and discover! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

This week we welcome our newest and surely most handsome producer, Danny Felts, to the island to see which morally ambiguous producer of film and music will come out on top. Spoiler Alert: They're mostly bad! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices