Freeland Story Hour

In which the guys mark the start of the semester and hear about Freeland the professor.  Freeland also shares with us his run in with a zombie squirrel and how he has it under control.  Seth shares a story about high school and an angry chemistry teacher. Artwork by Devin Symons

In which the guys, joined by John Bennett, try to brand Freeland and figure out his all encompassing title and logo.  Freeland tells us a story about rubbing a hot coal on his dick.  John and Seth join forces to tell the tale of Freeland drunk at two colleges in one night.  And how cartwheels can get you out of a fist fight.

In which Freeland and Seth are joined by high school friend Brad.  Freeland tells us of an awkward experience at one of his new jobs, how he celebrated his 35th birthday, how he played real life fruit ninja, and how he's a big time creeper.  Brad tells us of a mystery Freeland scene while Freeland fills in the details.

In which Freeland and Seth are joined by high school friend Louie Kiskowski.  They delve through the haze and recall a time Freeland had to make it home on foot and completely naked.  Freeland also shares with us a recent accident story and we become acquainted with his "line."

In which Freeland and Seth are joined by high school friend Chris Willis to piece together the tale of the paper mache duck.  Freeland creates a game called 4 Non-Fictions and a Fiction and we are all grossed out. Artwork by Devin Symons

In which we venture Inside Bryan Freeland and explore his spring break in the mountains, his chapped ass, and find out how he managed to pay none of that fine from last episode.

In which Freeland regales us with stories about a man in black chasing a car with a knife, an exorbitant library fine, and a homeless woman by a police car. Freeland Story Hour Artwork by Devin Symons