It Came From the Woods Podcast

Join Chris And Ross as they wax-philosophical about aliens and such while also kinda reviewing the 1989 cult classic ” Communion” starring the wonderfully ridiculous Christopher Walken on the latest instalment of ICFTW’S 99 Cent Bin series

Join Chris And Ross as they wax-philosophical about aliens and such while also kinda reviewing the 1989 cult classic ” Communion” starring the wonderfully ridiculous Christopher Walken on the latest instalment of ICFTW’S 99 Cent Bin series

Alright, super honesty time… This isn’t our greatest work. There is a reason you should never start drinking before the recording of a podcast, works for some people…Not us! Anywho, come along with us a we try to review ‘Another WolfCop’, Matt is the only that has seen the entire movie and  it doesn’t go well.

This week Ross & Chris cover John Carpenter’s “They Live”… And by cover, I mean they take a 2 hour digression through every conceivable topic and briefly glaze over this truly wonderful film.  

Hot on the heels of the worst terror attack Toronto has seen, the gang take a serious look at Incel. Who are these guys? What’s driven them to commit acts of violence? Why the hell are we talking in Australian accents? All of these questions and more are answered on this episode of It Came from the Woods.

I’ll be honest, we recorded this about a month and a half ago…not quite sure what it was about; ENJOY!

Check out the latest instalment of It Came From The 99 Cent Bin With Ross and Chris.

Join Ross and Chris as they live watch/review the 1986 horror movie “Chopping Mall” You should probably do yourself a favour and just watch along on Youtube @ https://youtu.be/f0GkK1F_o1Q It’s gonna be funnnnnnn!!!

Ho-Lee-Shit! It’s the 2018 Woody’s y’all! Take a break from your soon to be failed new-year’s resolutions and listen to the boys break down their best and worst moments of 2017. Spoiler alert, Ross is a cunt

Join us as we talk about the gonod, the bad, and the Amy Schumer of Netflix’s Stand Up Comedies. Ross isn’t here but we are hoping you’ll listen anyways.

On this episode of ICFTW, the boys talk all things flat earth. It’s Chris’ least favourite type of earth (lacking in them thangs) and Matt finds comfort in the mind numbing comradery of neck bearded white dudes who believe in fake shit.

Ever said to yourself, “That movie would be so much more awesome if it were set in space”? Well We haven’t but the good folks behind the Friday the 13th franchise sure did and on this episode we dive into it. That’s right – this is a look at Jason X. MFs be gettin killed left right and centre on board a shitty space ship that looks a lot like the set from Andromeda (it is). Join Chris and Ross as they talk about shitty comedians, the freedom of recording without Matt and so much more!

  Wow, The 3rd installment of our Area 51 is finally here. I’m surprised the Ross could hold our attention for that long. The gang is all here and in this episode we step away from the facts and serious government projects to focus on the the fun aspects of A51; like aliens and what might happen to you if you decide to visit! Don’t forget to rate and review… seriously we’re dying here!

Back in Studio C, Ross and Chris get turnt and wax nostalgic about one of the all time gems of cult cinema: Monster Squad. My idea of a Monster Squad is like, Himmler, George HW Bush, that evil dude from Fraggle Rock and Rosie O’Donnell, but a comprehensive who’s who of Universal Monsters is pretty dope as well. It’s .99 cent time, y’all!

In part two of our hard hitting, Hard Copy-esque look at the giant military installation at Groom Lake, the boys finish up the discussion on black-projects, talk fuch-boi shadow wars and really get into it because Ross and Chris are turnt. Matt turned….up to record. All this and more on another exciting episode of How I Met Your Mo- I mean, It Came From the Woods!

Eeeeeerraa Fitty Woooooooooonnnn Mahfuckaaaaasssss!!!!…Wow that was painful. Come with us as we try our hardest to be serious again; Spolier Alert: That doesn’t happen.

On the third-annual (but really only second) It Literally Came From the Woods episode, the boys travel deep into the interior of northern Ontario to record an episode on arguably the most widely documented sighting of UFO activity: The Phoenix Lights! Discussion abounds on what’s real and what’s not! The boys share individual stories of the paranormal! Matt stays quiet for 98% of the episode because he’s lit! Chris compliments a lone female duck on her parenting skills as a single mother bringing up kids in hard times! It’s all here!

Remember when the Stone Temple Pilots were really good? Like Scott Scott Weiland in a top-hat, strung out, singing about vaseline and stuff? Yeah, this episode is about cults. Not The Cult, but cults – small “c”. Not C like, “OMG CHRIS IS ON THIS EPISODE, OMG!!1RAXr” The Order of the Solar Temple were a fucked up cult and we cover everything about them on this episode. It’s funny, it’s dark, it’s sometimes REALLY awkward, but we promise you….It Came From them Wooz!”

On the second episode of “It Came From the .99 Cent Bin” Ross and Chris “The Sexual Sommelier” Carrine take a look at the 1982 slasher classic, “Slumber Party Massacre”. Plenty of great kills, lots of skin and the most attractive cable repair woman ever captured on film; this flick has it all. Also featuring a guest call from Matt who reports live from Cedars Sinai Hospital in LA on the death of a beloved celeb. So tune in, drop out and lube up: this episode is fire!

“Come and knock on our door… (Come and knock on our door) We’ve been waiting for you…. (We’ve been waiting for you) Where the kisses are hers and hers and his, Three’s company too.” That’s right, sucka MCs, the original Triple Threat is back in the saddle and what better way to celebrate our white-girl reunion than an in-depth look at one of Hollywood’s most enigmatic personas: Keanu Reeves. The boys sit down to discuss his humble beginnings, meteoric rise to super-stardom, nomadic lifestyle and more. We also get a glimpse into a future ICFTW offering: “Dem Thangs with Chris.”

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On this Mattless episode of It Came From the Woods; Chris and Ross talk about…. Um, well I actually have no idea because I (Matt) wasn’t there for the recording or production of this episode. They could literally talk about their balls for an hour. Sooo Enjoy?

What do you suppose the ‘M’ in M. Night Shayamalan stands for? Turns out it’s Manoj. Not so impressive, is it? You know what else wasn’t as impressive as we had initially thought? His 2016 movie, ‘Split’ starring That Dude from ‘Xmen’ and ‘The Last King of Scotland’. Speaking of the latter, that movie also starred Hollywood’s favourite wall-eyed Mulligan, Forrest Whittaker. Suffice it to say, Chris is not a fan. Also featured in this episode: The cross-country adventures of Chris, varying degrees of homelessness, controversial opinions on mental health and a delightful recipe for surf and turf gumbo. Only [...]

Guess whos back with a motherfuckin Jaaaaaaaam?!?!?! That’s right, this week we delve into the twisted young minds of Ross, Chris and Matt as they regale us with 3 quick reviews of movies from their pasts. The episode doesn’t make a whole lot of sense but what did you expect? it’s us! Sit back, relax and don’t forget the 3 ‘R’s’  Rate, Review and Rsubscribe on iTunes, Stitcher or wherever you get your podcasts!

Coming to you live from StudiBro C, this episode takes a hard look at synthetic skin and the epic action flick that was ‘Darkman’. It seems that Liam Neeson is better at avenging himself than finding his daughter who gets “taken” every three years. Sure, Deborah, those handsome Eastern European men “kidnapped”  you and you weren’t sunning yourself on Evgeny’s yacht in the Black Sea. Anyways, check out this episode of Darkm’n. It’s swell

There was recently a development in this case so we thought we would do an update to Episode 33 “The Killing of Tim McLean and let you know what we think about it. Enjoy!

On this week’s episode we look at the life and career of one Justin Long; much heralded Thespian, advocate of the arts and president of the Alien Ant Farm Fanclub. OK, so most of those things (read: all) aren’t true, but we are huge fans of Justin’s and have decided to dedicate an entire episode to his filmography. From ‘Galaxy Quest’ to ‘Ghost Team’, of you’re Long in the tooth, this episode is for you.

 On this episode of the podcast, the boys dig deep into an unexplained phenomenon known as the Windsor Hum. Ross and Chris get into a heated discussion while Matt silently googles nude pics of Michelle Obama.

2016: They year of the vegan, and the year we lost Abe Vigoda. It will go down as a loss for all of humanity, but before we get too upset, IT’S TIME FOR THE MUTHERF*CKIN’ WOODYS Y’ALL! Yes, the ICFTW crew are back to bring you the second annual Woody Awards. What was our favourite movie? How about our favourite true crime episode? What titular (ha!) event had the boys up in arms in the year of our lord (Lucifer) 2016?!? Tune in and find out! Also, we take a look at the 2015 comedy/horror Krampus because uh….this was supposed [...]

It this episode, Ross’ internet cuts out and Matt & Chris have to fend for themselves. Can they do it?! Will they turn on each other and eat their own flesh to survive?! TUNE IN TO FIND OUT! Also, we review the 1981 slasher classic The Burning!

As we dive back into the sordid world of true crime, this week we focus on the gruesome murder of carnival barker Tim Mclean at the hands of Vincent Li. Mclean’s murder was infamous not only due to the brutality involved, but also the fallout involving protest groups and the subsequent trial of Li. This is a dark one folks. You’ve been warned.

  ‘Sup nefarious cons and human scum? We’re back with another banger, and this one wields a mean 20-gauge shotgun! Hailing from Halifax, Nova Scotia, we review the 2011 grindhouse action-horror ‘Hobo With A Shotgun’ starring that guy from The Dark Knight Rises, Ricky from The Trailer Park Boys and George Strombolopolous. Also, Chris wants you to know that climate change is real. He actually just emailed me to say that….and texted me…and asked me to not assume his gender.

Weeeeeee doggies!!!! The Rootin-est, Tootin-est hombres in town have prepared for you the hottest true crime Podcast this side of the Mississip!! Join us as we take a look into the last days of one BMF Albert (probably drank his own piss) Johnson.. The boys dig deeper than ever before to bring you a well researched, hard hitting, mildly racist breakdown of the tireless chase that eventually led to Albert’s demise… or did it???

This week we go back to the year of our lord, 1979. It was a simpler time when men were men and women birthed mutant children from external sacks developed through careless psychotherapy administered by men in sweet fur coats. That’s right – this week we take a dive into David Cronenberg’s epic, ‘The Brood’. Divorce sure can be ugly. Enjoy!

Welcome back to It Came From the Woods! After spending much of the summer at our vacation home in the Ural Mountains, we’re back – but a little different. Have we matured? No. Have we repented and seen the error of our ways? No. But we HAVE adopted a new show format, and we kick things off this week with our first foray into the dark and often humorous world of true crime. This week, we take a look at Canadian pig farmer and serial killer Robert “Willie” Pickton and his killing spree in which he raped and murdered prostitutes [...]

Surprise, you filthy heathens! Get your fucking horns up and gather your old timey family around for a harrowing tale of sorcery, sacrifice and Black Fucking Philip! It Came From the Woods is back…. And this time, we want your children.

Surprise, you filthy heathens! Get your fucking horns up and gather your old timey family around for a harrowing tale of sorcery, sacrifice and Black Fucking Philip! It Came From the Woods is back.... And this time, we want your children.

Play this episode backwards and you’ll kill your parents and work at Hot Topic for the rest of your life! But seriously folks, throw those horns up for the Great Horned One himself, because this one is all about devil worship, blood sacrifice and Chris pickin’ sap from a tree! We review the demonic horror The Gate which launched a young Stephen Dorff’s career and take a look at how Satan got everyone butt hurt in the ’80s. So grab a goat, turn the lights down and chant like a druid, ’cause it’s time for It Came From the Woods!

Play this episode backwards and you'll kill your parents and work at Hot Topic for the rest of your life! But seriously folks, throw those horns up for the Great Horned One himself, because this one is all about devil worship, blood sacrifice and Chris pickin' sap from a tree! We review the demonic horror The Gate which launched a young Stephen Dorff's career and take a look at how Satan got everyone butt hurt in the '80s. So grab a goat, turn the lights down and chant like a druid, 'cause it's time for It Came From the Woods!

On this week's episode we return to the Great White North and review what can only be called the most divisive movie in ICFTW history! There's drama, controversy, infighting and more! We review the 2010 flick 'The Corridor' and Chris goes off the rails! Three men enter, one comes out alive! We also hear from our special Latino correspondent, "Pedro", who is providing us with rich commentary on the current US election drama. Disclaimer: he loves walls!

On this week’s episode we return to the Great White North and review what can only be called the most divisive movie in ICFTW history! There’s drama, controversy, infighting and more! We review the 2010 flick ‘The Corridor’ and Chris goes off the rails! Three men enter, one comes out alive! We also hear from our special Latino correspondent, “Pedro”, who is providing us with rich commentary on the current US election drama. Disclaimer: he loves walls!

Surprise assholes! We’re back! This week we wrap up International Month by travelling to the turkey capital of the world, Turkey! But first, Matt and Chris have an old-man argument about Uber vs. Taxis where Matt evolves into his final form: Dick Cheney. We then review the 2015 surrealist horror, ‘Baskin’ or as we like to call it: Garbage Bag Meat Sex 666. So grab a warm stick of khlav kalash and some crab juice – it’s another wacky episode of It Came From the Woods!

Surprise assholes! We're back! This week we wrap up International Month by travelling to the turkey capital of the world, Turkey! But first, Matt and Chris have an old-man argument about Uber vs. Taxis where Matt evolves into his final form: Dick Cheney. We then review the 2015 surrealist horror, 'Baskin' or as we like to call it: Garbage Bag Meat Sex 666. So grab a warm stick of khlav kalash and some crab juice - it's another wacky episode of It Came From the Woods!

Scuzzi, but did you hear that this week's episode of It Came From the Woods is all about Italy? Dolce Fucking Vita, bitches! Strap in as we sip wine from plastic cups, complain that our grown adult children wearing their shoes in the house and review the Ruggero Deodato masterpiece, Cannibal Holocaust. No animal is safe in this episode, and you're god damn right that's the Baywatch theme your ears are jizzing to.

Scuzzi, but did you hear that this week’s episode of It Came From the Woods is all about Italy? Dolce Fucking Vita, bitches! Strap in as we sip wine from plastic cups, complain that our grown adult children wearing their shoes in the house and review the Ruggero Deodato masterpiece, Cannibal Holocaust. No animal is safe in this episode, and you’re god damn right that’s the Baywatch theme your ears are jizzing to.

Vilkommen to the Malaysian Airlines of podcasts, It Came From the Woods! On today's episode, we visit the Scandinavian stronghold of Norway where we're sure they all eat disgusting fish sandwiches and do it in the butt. We also review the 2010 found footage classic, 'Troll Hunter'. Also this week, a new instalment of 'Wrasslin' with Russ' where the boys profess their undying love for The Rock and run down the card for Wrestlemania 32!

Vilkommen to the Malaysian Airlines of podcasts, It Came From the Woods! On today’s episode, we visit the Scandinavian stronghold of Norway where we’re sure they all eat disgusting fish sandwiches and do it in the butt. We also review the 2010 found footage classic, ‘Troll Hunter’. Also this week, a new instalment of ‘Wrasslin’ with Russ’ where the boys profess their undying love for The Rock and run down the card for Wrestlemania 32!

On this week's episode of It Came From the Woods, we're talkin' all things Sasquatch and how to make your own found footage movie! Where do these majestic beasts live? How do they reproduce? What kind of practical effects can you make for $25 and some expired pimento loaf? Can Chris reproduce his sasquatch maidensong? Find out right now!

On this week’s episode of It Came From the Woods, we’re talkin’ all things Sasquatch and how to make your own found footage movie! Where do these majestic beasts live? How do they reproduce? What kind of practical effects can you make for $25 and some expired pimento loaf? Can Chris reproduce his sasquatch maidensong? Find out right now!

Hey fucktards! You ever wonder what heaven smells like? If a midget falls in the forest, do I give a fuck?? What about what’s the atomic mass of Aretha Franklin??? The answer to none of these questions and some shit stack of a movie we probably shouldn’t have watched all on this week’s episode of It Came From The WoooooOOOOOOoooooods!

This week we take a look at something that really just should have stayed in the woods, Silent Retreat. The prom night dumpster baby of Canadian feminist theatre, this movie was terrible. Also, the audio quality of this episode is like listening to Radio Free Uzbekistan. It Came From the woods, but it really shouldn't have.