Kings of Kill

We watched The Burning! It's loaded with a cast and gardening sheers! There's a raft made out of 70 trees, a guy burning and even Seinfeld's friend handing out porno mags.Check out links https://linktr.ee/kingsofkillpodcast

Night of the Demons, The 1988 version! It's about some people going into another haunted place that has an underground water system with a gate or something that makes demons peace out. There's a really cool lipstick trick in this one so definately check out that trick at least.Check out links https://linktr.ee/kingsofkillpodcast

We watched House from 1985! This was a little nostalgic for Steven because he watched this and Congo for some reason a lot as a little child, so not too long ago. This movie is about a guy who writes and enters a home that ghost and monsters and whatever haunted stuff happens. Check out links https://linktr.ee/kingsofkillpodcast

We watched Cloverfield! It's about a guy who has a camera with unlimited battery life during an attack on New York city! Oh the attack is a giant monster, not like that other thing that happened in 2001.Check out links!https://linktr.ee/kingsofkillpodcast

We watched Amityville: Where the Echo Lives....just enjoy this, it's literally the best we could do with this movie. It's about a woman who opens the fridge and drinks a lot of orange juice while talking into a webcam about ghost stuff idk.Check out links!https://linktr.ee/kingsofkillpodcast

We watched The Fourth Kind! It stars Mila Jocdkdvivch and is directed by Ocoadtovbc Ofjdieoajuet. It's about fake footage that played actors that reenact fake events....that's fake. Also aliens aren't physically in it but it's about aliens.Check out links!https://linktr.ee/kingsofkillpodcast

Changed it up a little bit for this episode! We talk about the best and worst in a horror franchise. What does that mean? Basically means the first movie in the franchise is always the best but we'll see how much these two agree with one another.Check out links!https://linktr.ee/kingsofkillpodcast

We watched Magic from 1978! Anthony Hopkins is in it, best known for narrating that Jim Carrey Grinch movie probably. It's about Ant Hop loving a doll and his manager, same one that Rocky has, gets mad at him.

Boy, Steven doesn't think he could edit 90% of the clips from this movie into the episode so we played it safe and left out scenes cause uh....well this is a Lloyd Kaufman film so it was wildly fun and grusome!Check out links!https://linktr.ee/kingsofkillpodcast

We watched Deathgasm! It's about some buddies play some music and it magically brings hell upon Earth and they do stuff, it's crazy. Check out links!https://linktr.ee/kingsofkillpodcast

We watched The Gorge! It's abouta gorgeous duo that say they can snipe stuff but end up falling in love over a gorge. yay.

We watched M.O.M. (Mothers of Monsters) and Steven also watched Meet the Deedles. It's about Paul Walker farting in the face of his friend while climbing down a mountain. Oh, right, the other movie we actually reviewed. Well that's about a 40 year old looking kid that's really 16 that punks on his mom who hid his Playstation.

We watched The Coffee Table! Yes, Steven was wrong when he thought it would be about a killer coffee table. It's about a couple welcoming a new born loud crying baby into the world and they purchase a very okay coffee table from, what Zack thinks to think, a Danny Devito from Matilda looking salesman. The rest of the plot....I can't say but it's something.

We watched the Mothman Prophecies that stars that guy with the silver hair in every movie he's ever been in. BTW Pretty Woman is a good movie and everyone should see it at least three times.

We watched Spookies! It's about this group of people aging from teens to olds and they try to get to a party (I guess?) and run into farting zombies and some old bald guy that curses things or is evil? All I know is that there's a spider babe and people get wrecked hard, idk.

It's Zack's birthday episode! He chose Batman, the 1989 movie with the Keaton and the Jack Joker guy. This version of Batman is about how he lost his parents, some bad guy laughs and goons fight and kick Batman. The other versions of Batman are about...oh they're all just retelling the origin over and over? WE GET IT, HIS PARENTS ARE DEAD JFC. Anyways....Happy Birthday Zack.

We watched Death Note (2017, Netlix). Crazy how anime's turned live actions are always just.....we'll just find out our opinion during this episode lol. It's about a boy who finds a book and suddenly William Dafoe appears and hangs out with him and also there's death, a girl, some of the Kong vs Godzilla cast and a guy from Get Out. also, steven is completely wrong about pokemon being a western anime...it's literally japanese.

First off, we recorded this exactly one day before news broke that Neil Gaiman news came out with a bunch of nasty stuff. Not going to go into it but if you're wondering, just search "Neil Gaiman bad" or something. ANYWAYS This movie is about a girl who hates this button world or something where her mom has cute thighs and theres a talking cat. It's crazy.

We give out awards for our best reviewed movies throughout 2024. Were they wrong? Yes. Yes, most were wrong.

Alligator from 1980! It's about a baby alligator that lives in the sewers. Later on he eats dogs I guess and grows to be a big boy that can smash through the street and ruin weddings, it's crazy. Check out the kill clip we did for it! https://youtu.be/cwkcjR6Abk0?si=EGg49fy_oOpP6pFU --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/kingsofkill/support

Put that cookie down, now! Strap in and strap on that Santa hat because we did Jingle All The Way, kinda...we may have derailed a bit. This movie is about a strong daddy who is trying to get a doll for his jedi son and a comedian tries to stop him. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/kingsofkill/support

What do you call a deaf person that is cooking a lamb shank? Someone who can't LOCK ALL THEIR DOORS WHEN THEY ARE ALONE! Classic mistake. Check out this silent but deadly thriller as people play cat and mouse in a house. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/kingsofkill/support

Not fully a review but we do review some children. Wait, let me say that better. We discuss children that are terrible in movies. Wait, I can do better...We talk about stupid brats that scream and yell that ruin the movie. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/kingsofkill/support

They made a sequel to Carrie and we watched it. Rage....Carrie 2. It's about a local girl who's got these powers that breaks objects and people while the jocks play this game where you score points for "scoring" if you know what I meeeean. It's messed up but they get what's coming to them, if you know what I meeeeean. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/kingsofkill/support

Thanksgiving episode! We give thanks to a handful of movies that shaped our lives and made us the boys we are today. Example, Air Bud taught us that even as a dog, you can win a game of basketball against school children. So thank you Air Bud, thank you. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/kingsofkill/support

The Mist! What a Steve King treat. It's about the Punisher and some Walking Dead cast members shopping at a store and getting stuck there because of the weather. Also, there's monsters. Hey buy a mug! Support us! https://kingsofkill.creator-spring.com/ --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/kingsofkill/support

We watched Teeth! Oof, this was a nail biter. Puns intended all around with this movie. It talks about Easter, some demon vag, has a guy with dumb sideburns and even has a creepy old man wiggling his tongue. Gee, what a movie! Hey buy a mug! Support us! https://kingsofkill.creator-spring.com/ --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/kingsofkill/support

Come hitch a ride on the Midnight Meat Train! Pre raccoon B Coop rides this train as a photographer and meets a meat boy who likes killing for the love of his train or something. Clive Barker had something to do with it idk. Hey buy a mug! Support us! https://kingsofkill.creator-spring.com/ --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/kingsofkill/support

New season and it starts with Myers once again! Happy Halloween and happy....just happy I guess. Team Global Gym tries to take down the Queen of Hearts in this Halloween episode about Myers being cranky again and a cult trying to hang out with Paul Rudd. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/kingsofkill/support

We watched Trick or Treak (1986)! It's got Gene, not Jim, Simmons and Ozzy! It's about some metal nerd down on his luck because his rock star died so he basically becomes cool when playing a record backwards like in Little Nicky. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/kingsofkill/support

We watched Shivers! What can we say about it without it sounding too crude? Guess you'll have to find out! We can say that it's about this apartment building and turd looking worms slither in the holes of humans and they just want to make out or whatever. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/kingsofkill/support

It, again! This time it's the remake and the first part of it. Tune in to love this golden child cast where the parents are terrible and a clown is having more fun than the cat on the porch watching the rain fall on a kid being sucked into a sewer. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/kingsofkill/support

That's right, we watched Terrifier 2! It's about some girl that makes a costume that her D&D daddy drew once and she puts it on and a clown gets mad or something. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/kingsofkill/support

We watched Tourist Trap? Honestly, was this about flying objects, plastic puppets or whatever or just a lonely guy trying to make friends like he's Leatherface or something? WE DON'T KNOW BUT WE WATCHED IT! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/kingsofkill/support

What's round, furry and has pent up anger? Nope, not that. It's Critters and we watched it! It's about these little balls that have teeth and they need a farm while these two bounty hunters that look like they're from Wham try to destroy them. Also Billy Zane has hair in this. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/kingsofkill/support

We watched Night Angel! It's about some really attractive woman that looks at dudes at a bar and haunts them in their dreams or something. Also she does a lot of movement with her hand, I don't know, she's mysterious. Anyways, Steven gives his take on Capri Suns while Zack runs out of pens and pencils to throw at Steven. As always, enjoy killers. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/kingsofkill/support

We watched Pumpkinhead! It's a movie about dirt bike kids running over a kid that looks like he's from Like Mike and a daddy who gets made so he goes to a pumpkin patch to be sad and summons a monster to fight off teens. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/kingsofkill/support

We watched the Invisible Man! It's about a man in a suit that somehow gives him super strength as well as invisibility and hates a woman. Even though it's two hours long, blink and you'll miss it. (someone laugh at that) --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/kingsofkill/support

It Follows! Could this be another gem for Steven and another hate fueled movie for Zack? WE DON'T KNOW...but we do know this is a PSA for s*xual behavior and possibly gun control. Make sure your friends know how to use a gun before they shoot invisible monsters with it. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/kingsofkill/support

Puppet Master, the first one, not all twelve or however many there is cause that would be insane...ANYWAYS the first one has some Leech Woman that barfs up leeches after a bad hangover or something while a dude with a small knife slices and dices necks and some small head with big hands clobbers bodies. Idk, it's just puppets doing things. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/kingsofkill/support

We watched the Strangers! Liv Tyler is in it! She was also in Armageddon and even Jersey Girl, how about that....Jersey Girl. Anyways this movie is about Liv needing cigarettes and being home so some strangers want to come in and Liv says no. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/kingsofkill/support

We watched Rawhead Rex and boy was it twisted as the requester said this was one of their first movies seen as a baby. WHAT?! A priest gets p*ssed on and a child gets wrecked! Actually a whole town gets wrecked. Well, enjoy this I guess. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/kingsofkill/support

Twister! We got deep into the suck zone with this one, thanks PSH (rip)! Bill Pax and Helen Hunt team up to fight evil tornados that throw cows around and houses get driven in during this twisted romantic hit. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/kingsofkill/support

We finally got requested to do Saw after all these years. Turns out it's just a movie about two boys in a bathroom with a tired guy on the ground. There's some blood, some cigarette's and some toilet water. Real sick sh*t. Oh, and a saw! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/kingsofkill/support

Jaws the Revenge/Steven's birthday episode. We finally finished a full franchise. Should be twenty of them instead of four but whatever. Anyways this was about Alfred falling in love with a grandma who is falling for a shark that ate one of many sons. One alive son tells her no and hunts down this shark because he's against grandmas and shark being together. Pretty sure that's what it's about. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/kingsofkill/support

Midsommar! It's about some depressed girl who's family game over'd and so her boyfriend and sad friends go somewhere far away to sleepover at some cult's magical field...or something like that. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/kingsofkill/support

We watched Scary Movie! It's about a local girl and her goofy friends who try to remember what they did last summer and scream about it. Also they matrix. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/kingsofkill/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/kingsofkill/support

We watched the remake of House on Haunted Hill from 1999! Does it hold up? Just look at the CGI! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/kingsofkill/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/kingsofkill/support

Although we did this without him but it is our good friend's birthday request! Hostel. It's about some dudes who go to a far away place and end up not hugging at the end. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/kingsofkill/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/kingsofkill/support

After a terrible editing mistake, we had to reupload this episode! And here it is! We interviewed a captain, a laird, has a PhD, writer, director and actor NICK ROTH! He's here to talk about his new movie, Hanky Panky! https://hankypankythemovie.com/ --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/kingsofkill/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/kingsofkill/support

We watched Nothing But Trouble (1991). Boy that Dan Aykroyd sure is a funny guy. With Chev Chase, Johnny Candy and Dem More?! Classic cast for a classic episode. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/kingsofkill/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/kingsofkill/support