Laughing Gas

With the Subway Series postponed I am limited in effective ways to spend my free time. Would you call this effective? I wouldn't. But if you're interested in me personally, or my house, or dog, or my opinions on global pandemics and pedophile rings, well, give it a listen. Also I've finally defeated my musical plateau and am 100% releasing my next album on September 11th. You'll never forget it.

I talked to a lot of people on Chat Roulette but wanted to give you a diverse sampling of what I stumbled into. The last one is the most fun. I want these kids to go viral so bad. Otherwise, some genuine talk and just simple fun. I'll upload whatever I want whenever I want. Suck It.

How are we going to close schools after 5000 coronavirus cases for safety, and open them up safely with 5000000 cases? What are you, retarded? Would you prefer paralysis? Asking for a friend... Also a bear is terrorizing my neighborhood, send help.

OK I brought out the big guns for this one, previewed a new song, ripped some riffs wide open to start, talked home improvement, sang a few songs, spilled a beer, had a conference call. I mean this one was me turning back the clock. Live and free. Wild Bill Forever.

It's an interesting time to be alive, in more ways then one. I talk about my triumphs and failures working out and stuff, then offer my perspective on life things and give advice on how to be more present, accepting, loving and forgiving. Theres some laughs along the way, too. Just please please please if you're an old friend of mine, don't do a child sex ring.

This is almost an hour designed to shatter your ego (and letting Quibi know they can suck it). I opine about how pointless and meaningless ambition is and power and how all perceived importance doesn't exist. We forge connections to one another in life and it is important to treasure the good ones. Just my perspective here as unfiltered and COVID free as can be.

Trailer for the upcoming superhero blockbuster, "Retard Man"

I preview my summer blockbuster Retard Man and really coast through the finish line. Not much new to talk about but my dog is injured and I try to make everyone else pissed about things I think suck. I talk about the time I ran against a city councilman (in a 10k) and read a yelp review I left a movie theater. This is one of my greatest achievements.

Nothing soothes my soul like this. Good to listen to before bed. It's just a nice reminder that maybe the world is just as crazy as you wish it was. A quick episode 66 for ya. Happy 4th everyone!

Well I wrapped up what I started talking about on the last one, reflected on the new normal, and got into some fun on my triumphant return to the microphone. Sometimes though I think to myself that once you're old enough and you've figured out some things, why even be alive? That's why I watch gangland murders caught on tape. So tune in next time!

There'll be a part 2 to this. Once I steamroll past whats got me pissed to start, I sing 2 songs poorly, and then I take a trip down memory lane. Not to clear my name but to bask in the chaos.

For the first half I really am feeling negative but like a phoenix I rise from the ashes and put on the greatest show on earth. Nothing new to an airhead. Also whoever gave me a one star review, FUCK YOU. I'LL DESTROY YOU.

The last of my chat roulette adventures...so far. I mean who knows. I might come back and see whats up. I also might die from Covid-19 when the second wave hits. Whatever. Who cares. Life is dumb. Wish I would have started recording that drug guy earlier. Also my internet connection, which costs 85 dollars a month, was really shitty and lost connection during a few great ones in the making. Fuck it though. I'll always end up on top.

I think I'm done with Chat Roulette, some gay guy told me I was racist because I said South African people talk like retarded Australians. It is what it is. I talk about Sesame Street on this one, as well as sing a couple songs, and I shit on a few strangers for fun. But let it be said, I give an honest look into my feelings regarding police brutality, rioting and systemic racism to start it off, for 8 minutes and 46 seconds. After that, I'm back to being 13 years old, mentally.

Episode 60 - we made it. I don't know how long this will go but I'm happy to keep it going for as long as I can. This is for me, ok people? I'll sing karaoke, make prank phone calls, tell dumb stories, pontificate, and whatever I want, for as long as I want. You can suck it if you don't like it. Wild Bill Helium is here to stay.

Wild Bill opens here with some great karaoke numbers - King of Wishful Thinking, Cumbersome, Party in the USA - and starts pontificating a lot. Closes on a heartfelt tribute to the joys of firsts, when coming of age. A few decent recollections and funny asides. Also unedited because I'm uploading this 5 minutes before midnight, have at it, dorks!

Wild Bill is back with a couple college buddies, talking coronavirus, telling a couple stories and ending with a real bang. Now, if you're looking for lighthearted fun, this may not be the episode to listen to. This is more like an AA meeting, except looking back fondly at rock bottom. We can't all be perfect, like you. You've never made a bad decision before, that you still find funny? Well ok, Mr/Mrs/They/Them Perfect!

Pretty good one here, despite the circumstances. There's nothing new to talk about and it's grinding us all into dust. But I've got some good tips on fitness and media, and also plenty of dumb opinions to unload. A couple of laughs along the way, a few stories. If you like every other episode, this is basically just like that.

Gonna give chat roulette episodes a break...after a few highlights. My grandmother died of Covid-19 but it's OK, we weren't close.

More from my chat roulette sessions. It is funny to pick peoples brains on here. Between the penises, there's a lot of jelly in these donuts.

We are all people with something to offer and deserve to be treated as such. Listening back to this, I laughed, I cried, and I was thankful for all my fellow man. This week, it wasn't my story to tell, it was theirs. Open your minds, open your hearts, and shut the fuck up. Before we all die of Covid-19, let the record show that I, Wild Bill Helium am a good person who actually looks younger than he is.

The title refers to a joke, not me!!!!!1 So its my birthday tomorrow (today, really) and I'm gonna spend it in the best place on earth, my house! Let the good times roll. Probably finished as strong as I ever have on any podcast. From bell to bell this is me at my best.

Amid a global pandemic, I dialed in the help of two of my greatest friends to reminisce on the times that were good. There were no pandemics we couldn't overcome, we just manufactured DMT and our dads were gay. I've got plenty of audio to use from this recording, so we might have a bonus, and I would also like to do more of these with these same fellas and others in the future, so we'll see. I dunno, I could just die from COVID-19 lol.

Lets forget about the coronavirus and remember this iconic podcast. It's tough putting on such a show, but I really put on display my arena rock chops here. For your entertainment. Enjoy!

Wild Bill is hilariously self quarantined for what should be a celebration of a milestone. Oh well. The good times are over. There's so much I meant to talk about but didn't, that I may do a little bonus. Plus I barely leave my house and need a healthy outlet for my thoughts. Can't guarantee this is it, but it's better than nothing. The Coronavirus is out of control, and only one man can stop covid-19. Me.

Wild Bill is self isolating, and really into the coronavirus. It's one of the biggest pieces of my entire personality now. I'm a covid-19 aficionado. I also say some stuff about some movies or shows I saw recently, and prophesize that, for a while, shit is gonna be pretty dumb. Shout out to the 200,000 positive test cases out there, this one's for you.

I planned to save this one as a bonus ep, but decided fuck it. I'll release it. I need to focus on music anyway. This is an opportunity to feel like you're my room mate circa 2008. Find an illegal stream of Alpha Dog, cue up my commentary, and listen to me kind of just narrate the movie. I sometimes find a tangent here or there, but I mostly talk about how dumb this shit is. Frankie is the real bad guy of Alpha Dog.

Wild Bill Helium contemplates the eminent super tuesday results and why human existence is meaningless, talks about what kind of bullying is actually good, and the joys of sacrifice in relation to the responsibilities of parenting. This and more, live from Washington DC.

Wild Bill is not up to the task today, so he calls on a few unsuspecting Samaritans to help. Luckily, he's in the company of friends before long, and the people are happy to help. Look out for the new single "Gangster Shit" on all your streaming platforms. I mean, buy it if you can.

Wild Bill gets psyched for Wilder Fury II, previews a true crime mini episode he's put a few minutes of thought into, talks about guns, and teenage angst. This and more on today's episode of Laughing Gas.

There's a lot grinding my gears these days, so after I spill my guts on my gambling habit, I rip right into the asses of those who hold me down. I'm a cool rockin daddy in the USA.

Today on Laughing Gas we talk about knowing when to admit defeat. Also, caucuses, gambling, pokemon, soc em boppers, and a new song! The best hour of your lives awaits.

Wild Bill introduces the airheads to an old friend B-Train (Murder Train on Soundcloud) and shows off some of his rapping prowess. We also talk electric wiring, death metal and more on this abbreviated episode of Laughing Gas.

Join Wild Bill as he reminisces over the soundtrack of his life and even leads you all in his favorite singalongs. Wasn't meant to be this way the whole time, but theres some cool stories in here too. Just listen and have a few drinks, it'll be fun. New ep still coming Wednesday, no one works harder, no one loves harder. Do I have to walk on water for you?

Wild Bill gives an update on his DIY bathroom renovations, breaks ketosis, talks about a Target manager's courageous act, and more on this icy hot episode of Laughing Gas.

Wild Bill has a lot to get off his chest after a week off. This is a good episode if you need help living a more well rounded life. Strive to be great, because Helium will always rise.

Wild Bill unleashes his new theme song before he recounts an adventurous trip to Best Buy with the youngest member of the Helium clan, binged watched Mrs. Fletcher for a very small payoff, and reflects on experiences that shape his as a parent. This is pretty introspective and I'm happy to share with you, my dear friends as we grow and improve in this new year. Happy new year to everyone.

Nobody in this business works harder than me. I'm actually the only one in my business. On the bright side, I've cornered the market. So what I've got here, is the behind the scenes sounds - real time - of me creating a new intro for Laughing Gas for 2020. You see what kind of blood sweat and tears goes into this creative process.

FIXED AUDIO After we wish some Denny's employees a Merry Christmas, this one really zigs and zags all over the place. I'm battling a rough bout of sinusitis. Hopefully we make assisted suicide an option in New York, and next time I can check the fuck out. Merry Christmas, I stretched this one out as long as I could for your miserable commutes.

Wild Bill had a real series of ups and downs this weekend, but at the end of the day, you gotta be happy with what you've got. We talk about Linux, the outlook for jobs, why people in law enforcement should try less hard at work, and life itself in this week's introspective episode of Laughing Gas.

This is a wild one, I put a hoodie on backwards and got vertigo trying to get it off. Your buddy Wild Bill is on one today. We talk about how there is no merit to laziness, Anthony Joshua, people faking the funk and more, on your favorite podcast, Laughing Gas.

After a Thanksgiving break, Wild Bill is back, and thankful for his loyal listeners. You've got a home improvement update, a little reminiscing, a TV show review, some pontificating, and more!!! All you could ask for! Let's finish the year on a high note, tell a friend to listen.

Wild Bill is back, after some unfortunate real life events. We start by debuting the new song "Do It Gay," then it kind of degenerates into a very bleak and negative world outlook that frankly, is OK with Old Billy Helium. Que sera sera, right guys?

Happy Veterans Day to my airheads who have served out great nation. Here's hoping John Krasinski does you proud on the big and small screen. Wild Bill names as many countries as he can, talks about brain trauma, career ending injuries, and much much more in honor of our troops.Also you should donate to vets directly and not at the register when they ask you for an extra dollar because they pocket a comfortable administration fee usually. These guys are unfairly chewed up and spit out and we should do what we can to pick up the slack for a system that has failed them and their families.

Wild Bill takes you on a spellbinding journey detailing his latest diet and workout regimen, rails on baby boomers, talks about a teachable moment or two gone wrong, dumb vehicles for undeserving stars and much much more on the milestone 30th episode of Laughing Gas. Thanks for listening.

Folks, this is a great one. Wild Bill talks about his grandfather's adult films, his early exposure to porn, nerds, some dumb teachers, piss, shit and more! I had a lot of fun on this one after ignoring football all day.

After drinking until 4 in the morning, and then getting high for the first time in years, Wild Bill and his anonymous dear friend, sat down for a fireside chat. This is the most fucked up I've been in a while, and I don't know that I'll ever record in this state of mind again, and for that reason, I owed it to you, the fans, to release this, after some necessary edits.

Wild Bill is back in the saddle, talking about baby poop, his theories of existence, why it still sucks for victims to come forward, and more random thoughts, all while overcoming technical difficulties, on this riveting episode of Laughing Gas. Tell your friends.

Hitting you with a bonus here because I realized I forgot an entire job I did. I was also drunk after watching UFC 243 and pretty riled up about it. Don't even remember what I said here, so you'll be listening for the first time along with me. Maybe I'll get black out drunk and record a commentary track over it (kidding...?).

One day early because I'm feeling the love from my hardcores. Wild Bill is covered in sap and beat to shit, but still here for the helium gang, pushing through. He pontificates on his position in the music biz, and a few tumultuous times, previews a new song, and spends a long while talking about some of the toughest jobs he's had to do. Hold on tight, this one is great.

Columbus Day came a week early for Wild Bill, and he's talking Nas vs Jay-Z, the Deuce and James Franco, his less than stellar retention, the current political climate, one man's trash, and more! Tune in and be a good neighbor.