Live From the Dutch Hall with Pete Van Dyk

We have comedian Joe Botelho back in and we start to pitch a spin off podcast!  We talk funerals, what makes a good eulogy, salute the friends we've lost, and talk about who is the whoriest famous person today.

The Dutch Hall is back!  We get the ball rolling again with long time friend of the show, comedian, Joe Botelho.  A usual show with Joe is just nonsense, but in this one we go deep and get some real insight into the man behind the jokes.  We talk about our relationships with our fathers, what it means to us to have built a family with out wives and how forgiveness is a gift to yourself.  Please support our sposor KleenFlo by going to KleenFlo.com and checking out their great products!  Support our patreon at patreon.com/dutchhall and see Pete do standup!  Check out where he will be performing at petevandykcomedian.com

Pete invites newlywed comedians, Andrew O'Donnell (@andrewodonn) and Elaine McNeice (elaine_mcneice) to play a Dutch Hall Game with stakes!  We talk about dating apps, play some Newlywed Game, (Dutch Hall Style), take the Queer Animal Quiz and end with a loving game of flinch. To check out our sponsor's great products go to www.KleenFlo.com To support our show and become Dutch Hall Royalty go to Patreon.com/dutchhall  and to buy some new Dutch Hall Merch go to The Dutch Hall Merch Store.  If you are a fan of Pete and would like him to perform in your town, go to petevandykcomedian.com/ for bookings.  And if you like weed, go to Bloom Supply and use promo code DUTCHHALL

Season 11 finally starts with a virgin guest of the Dutch Hall, comedian and banker, Rob Deleo. We talk comedy, tell jokes and measure how much white trash we are. To check out our sponsor's great products go to www.KleenFlo.com To support our show and become Dutch Hall Royalty go to Patreon.com/dutchhall  and to buy some new Dutch Hall Merch go to The Dutch Hall Merch Store.  If you are a fan of Pete and would like him to perform in your town, go to petevandykcomedian.com/ for bookings.  And if you like weed, go to Bloom Supply and use promo code DUTCHHALL

We celebrate 10 years of podcasting by inviting Friendship on a Stick back to the hall to play a Dutch Hall Game Show with Beaver and Johnny.  Pete's lovely wife Jane acts as our Vanna White!  It was a ton of fun!  To check out our sponsor's great products go to www.KleenFlo.com To support our show and become Dutch Hall Royalty go to Patreon.com/dutchhall  and to buy some new Dutch Hall Merch go to The Dutch Hall Merch Store.  If you are a fan of Pete and would like him to perform in your town, go to petevandykcomedian.com/ for bookings.  And if you like weed, go to Bloom Supply and use promo code DUTCHHALL

Derek "the Beaver" VanHeughten gets Pete off his butt and gets him to end season 10 strong!  We talk 90's baseball, handshakes and friends who like to get neaked.  To check out our sponsor's great products go to www.KleenFlo.com To support our show and become Dutch Hall Royalty go to Patreon.com/dutchhall  and to buy some new Dutch Hall Merch go to The Dutch Hall Merch Store.  If you are a fan of Pete and would like him to perform in your town, go to petevandykcomedian.com/ for bookings.  And if you like weed, go to Bloom Supply and use promo code DUTCHHALL

After many shows, The Dutch Hall decides to drink listener don ated booze to celebrate Pete's 50th and the end of Beaver's harvest.  That's right Derek the Beaver Van Heughten returns and, as always we have our director, comedian, Johnny Renton.   To check out our sponsor's great products go to www.KleenFlo.com To support our show and become Dutch Hall Royalty go to Patreon.com/dutchhall  and to buy some new Dutch Hall Merch go to The Dutch Hall Merch Store.  If you are a fan of Pete and would like him to perform in your town, go to petevandykcomedian.com/ for bookings.

With Beaver and Kevin still both AWOL, Pete turns to his comedian friends to fill the panel.  This week features, comedian, philosopher and all round good guy, Ryan Schnieder and, as always our director, comedian, Johnny Renton.   To check out our sponsor's great products go to www.KleenFlo.com To support our show and become Dutch Hall Royalty go to Patreon.com/dutchhall  and to buy some new Dutch Hall Merch go to The Dutch Hall Merch Store.  If you are a fan of Pete and would like him to perform in your town, go to petevandykcomedian.com/ for bookings.

With Beaver and Kevin both AWOL, Pete turns to his comedian friends to fill the panel.  This week features, the manager of Levity Comedy Club & Lounge and star of Falconbridge is Falling Down, available on Bell Fibe, comedian Patrick Coppolino and comedian, actor and writer, Jake Brennan and our director, Johnny Renton.   To check out our sponsor's great products go to www.KleenFlo.com To support our show and become Dutch Hall Royalty go to Patreon.com/dutchhall  and to buy some new Dutch Hall Merch go to The Dutch Hall Merch Store.  If you are a fan of Pete and would like him to perform in your town, go to petevandykcomedian.com/ for bookings.

With Beaver and Kevin both AWOL, Pete turns to his comedian friends to fill the panel.  This week features, the manager of Levity Comedy Club & Lounge and star of Falconbridge is Falling Down, available on Bell Fibe, comedian and former figure skater and power lifter, Genevieve Dube Carpenter and our director, Johnny Renton.   To check out our sponsor's great products go to www.KleenFlo.com To support our show and become Dutch Hall Royalty go to Patreon.com/dutchhall  and to buy some new Dutch Hall Merch go to The Dutch Hall Merch Store.  If you are a fan of Pete and would like him to perform in your town, go to petevandykcomedian.com/ for bookings.

The Dutch Hall is back up a running again after summer holidays and to tip toe back in, Pete has a one on one interview with comedian, actor, writer and producer, Jake Brennan, making  his debut on the program.  To check out our sponsor's great products go to www.KleenFlo.com To support our show and become Dutch Hall Royalty go to Patreon.com/dutchhall  and to buy some new Dutch Hall Merch go to The Dutch Hall Merch Store.  If you are a fan of Pete and would like him to perform in your town, go to petevandykcomedian.com/ for bookings.

In this second show of the evening a slightly more tired and way more baked, Pete and Johnny hammer through episode 452.  In this show Pete makes Johnny face his fear of impressions.To check out our sponsor's great products go to www.KleenFlo.com To support our show and become Dutch Hall Royalty go to Patreon.com/dutchhall  and to buy some new Dutch Hall Merch go to The Dutch Hall Merch Store If you are a fan of Pete and would like him to perform in your town, go to petevandykcomedian.com/ for bookings.

Pete and Johnny do the first of two shows in one night and start out strong!  They talk about the revelation that aliens are real, the campaign to free an imprisoned bear and we write and tell jokes!  To check out our sponsor's great products go to www.KleenFlo.com To support our show and become Dutch Hall Royalty go to Patreon.com/dutchhall  and to buy some new Dutch Hall Merch go to The Dutch Hall Merch Store If you are a fan of Pete and would like him to perform in your town, go to petevandykcomedian.com/ for bookings.

Johnny Renton joins Pete for episode 450 as we livestream for one listener in return for cheesecake! To check out our sponsor's great products go to www.KleenFlo.com To support our show and become Dutch Hall Royalty go to Patreon.com/dutchhall  and to buy some new Dutch Hall Merch go to The Dutch Hall Merch Store If you are a fan of Pete and would like him to perform in your town, go to petevandykcomedian.com/ for bookings.

Friend of the show, comedian, Joe Botelho, makes his debut on the world's most popular live podcast, Kill Tony and we watch it together with comentary.  To check out our sponsor's great products go to www.KleenFlo.com To support our show and become Dutch Hall Royalty go to Patreon.com/dutchhall  and to buy some new Dutch Hall Merch go to The Dutch Hall Merch Store If you are a fan of Pete and would like him to perform in your town, go to petevandykcomedian.com/ for bookings.

Beaver, Johnny and Pete talk put on a great show and talk about violence against women, who's dumber between Pete and Kevin and what half human/half animals we'd have sex with.  To check out our sponsor's great products go to www.KleenFlo.com To support our show and become Dutch Hall Royalty go to Patreon.com/dutchhall  and to buy some new Dutch Hall Merch go to The Dutch Hall Merch Store If you are a fan of Pete and would like him to perform in your town, go to petevandykcomedian.com/ for bookings.

Beaver no shows, but Pete, Kevin and Johnny carry on to put on a great show that ends on a call back punchline. To check out our sponsor's great products go to www.KleenFlo.com To support our show and become Dutch Hall Royalty go to Patreon.com/dutchhall  and to buy some new Dutch Hall Merch go to The Dutch Hall Merch Store If you are a fan of Pete and would like him to perform in your town, go to petevandykcomedian.com/ for bookings.

Pete connects with the three principals on the Getting Hip to the Hip Podcast.  This is a podcast that exposes Pete Marchica, from Malaga, Spain and Tim Lyden, San Diego, California, to the Canadian Rock band, the Tragically Hip.  The host and creator of this podcast, Jamie Dew joins Pete in studio while they connect to Spain and California by Zoom.  To check out our sponsor's great products go to www.KleenFlo.com To support our show and become Dutch Hall Royalty go to Patreon.com/dutchhall  and to buy some new Dutch Hall Merch go to The Dutch Hall Merch Store If you are a fan of Pete and would like him to perform in your town, go to petevandykcomedian.com/ for bookings.

Johny Renton meets RobotJohnny for the first time.  To check out our sponsor's great products go to www.KleenFlo.com To support our show and become Dutch Hall Royalty go to Patreon.com/dutchhall  and to buy some new Dutch Hall Merch go to The Dutch Hall Merch Store If you are a fan of Pete and would like him to perform in your town, go to petevandykcomedian.com/ for bookings.

After some sad time alone, Pete introduces another robot he built for the show.  To check out our sponsor's great products go to www.KleenFlo.com To support our show and become Dutch Hall Royalty go to Patreon.com/dutchhall  and to buy some new Dutch Hall Merch go to The Dutch Hall Merch Store If you are a fan of Pete and would like him to perform in your town, go to petevandykcomedian.com/ for bookings.

In order to commemorate the life of The Dutch Hall's most noteable guest, WWF Champion and WWE Hall of Famer, The Iron Sheik, we are re-releasing the episode that includes our interview with the Legend! To check out our sponsor's great products go to www.KleenFlo.com To support our show and become Dutch Hall Royalty go to Patreon.com/dutchhall  and to buy some new Dutch Hall Merch go to The Dutch Hall Merch Store If you are a fan of Pete and would like him to perform in your town, go to petevandykcomedian.com/ for bookings.

The Dutch Hall celebrates May 2-4 Weekend with comedians, Joe Botelho and Bret Measor and Pete's co-host Kevin Van Dongen (the Donger).  To check out our sponsor's great products go to www.KleenFlo.com To support our show and become Dutch Hall Royalty go to Patreon.com/dutchhall  and to buy some new Dutch Hall Merch go to The Dutch Hall Merch Store If you are a fan of Pete and would like him to perform in your town, go to petevandykcomedian.com/ for bookings.

Kevin Van Dongen (the Donger) returns after a long hiatus, and we welcome back as our guest, Genevieve Dube Carpenter.  It was a full house and pretty fun, we get too dirty for Genevieve's mom! To check out our sponsor's great products go to www.KleenFlo.com To support our show and become Dutch Hall Royalty go to Patreon.com/dutchhall  and to buy some new Dutch Hall Merch go to The Dutch Hall Merch Store If you are a fan of Pete and would like him to perform in your town, go to petevandykcomedian.com/ for bookings.

We are back at it in the pool shed. If Johnny misses 3 shows in a row we talk about his weird dickTo check out our sponsor's great products go to www.KleenFlo.com To support our show and become Dutch Hall Royalty go to Patreon.com/dutchhall  and to buy some new Dutch Hall Merch go to The Dutch Hall Merch Store If you are a fan of Pete and would like him to perform in your town, go to petevandykcomedian.com/ for bookings.

After they finish watching the Leafs playoff game, Pete and the Beaver keep this boat afloat! To check out our sponsor's great products go to www.KleenFlo.com To support our show and become Dutch Hall Royalty go to Patreon.com/dutchhall  and to buy some new Dutch Hall Merch go to The Dutch Hall Merch Store If you are a fan of Pete and would like him to perform in your town, go to petevandykcomedian.com/ for bookings.

Johnny bails, Kevin is still AWOL and Pete is horrible at booking guests, so Beaver and Pete carry the weight.  We talk Boob size by country, weird historical pastimes and the phenomenon of farting in your pusst.To check out our sponsor's great products go to www.KleenFlo.com To support our show and become Dutch Hall Royalty go to Patreon.com/dutchhall  and to buy some new Dutch Hall Merch go to The Dutch Hall Merch Store If you are a fan of Pete and would like him to perform in your town, go to petevandykcomedian.com/ for bookings.

The regulars are back to spin the wheel and shoot the breeze.  We check our Pubic Predjudice, figure out a way to be richer immediately and Facebook creep our fans.  To check out our sponsor's great products go to www.KleenFlo.com To support our show and become Dutch Hall Royalty go to Patreon.com/dutchhall  and to buy some new Dutch Hall Merch go to The Dutch Hall Merch Store If you are a fan of Pete and would like him to perform in your town, go to petevandykcomedian.com/ for bookings.

Pete returns after spending 5 of the last 8 weeks in Los Angeles and decides to tell some of the stories from his time there in the form of the game, 2 Truths and A Lie.  Co-host, Derek "the Beaver" VanHeughten and Director, Johnny Renton play the game with Pete. To check out our sponsor's great products go to www.KleenFlo.com To support our show and become Dutch Hall Royalty go to Patreon.com/dutchhall  and to buy some new Dutch Hall Merch go to The Dutch Hall Merch Store If you are a fan of Pete and would like him to perform in your town, go to petevandykcomedian.com/ for bookings.

Pete, Geneviève Dubé Carpenter and Kaitlyn Van Dyk, sit down to talk about their first week in LA, which included one of us being hit by a car and all of us stalked by our neighbour.  Support our sponsor KleenFlo support our Patreon and buy some merch !

The Regulars minus Donger get together one last time before Pete's hiatus to LA for a month. Pete becomes a little preoccupied with the fact that a lot of his less attractive comedy friends are getting more offers for sex than he does after a show. To check out our sponsor's great products go to www.KleenFlo.com To support our show and become Dutch Hall Royalty go to Patreon.com/dutchhall  and to buy some new Dutch Hall Merch go to The Dutch Hall Merch Store If you are a fan of Pete and would like him to perform in your town, go to petevandykcomedian.com/ for bookings.

First of all, sorry about the audio. Pete and comedian @itsmichaelmoses drive down Sunset, through Beverly Hills, past Bel Air and end at Melrose Ave while talking about trying to build our community online and everything LA! To check out our sponsor's great products go to www.KleenFlo.com To support our show and become Dutch Hall Royalty go to Patreon.com/dutchhall  and to buy some new Dutch Hall Merch go to The Dutch Hall Merch Store If you are a fan of Pete and would like him to perform in your town, go to petevandykcomedian.com/ for bookings.

Pete, Kevin and Beaver get together on Valentine's Day much to the displeasure of their wives!  To make matters even worse we spent our Valentine's Day with the lovely Genevieve Dube Carpenter!  To check out our sponsor's great products go to www.KleenFlo.com To support our show and become Dutch Hall Royalty go to Patreon.com/dutchhall  and to buy some new Dutch Hall Merch go to The Dutch Hall Merch Store If you are a fan of Pete and would like him to perform in your town, go to petevandykcomedian.com/ for bookings.

Due to technical difficulties Ep 432 is going out before Ep 431 (The L.A. Show).  The Dutch Hall welcomes back comedian, Ryan Schnieder and Dutch Hall first timer, comedian, Ashley Grace.  We have a very easy chat that continues after the show ends.  And God tries to shut us down by killing our hydro twice because we were way too dirty. To check out our sponsor's great products go to www.KleenFlo.com To support our show and become Dutch Hall Royalty go to Patreon.com/dutchhall  and to buy some new Dutch Hall Merch go to The Dutch Hall Merch Store If you are a fan of Pete and would like him to perform in your town, go to petevandykcomedian.com/ for bookings.

Comedian and Friend of the show, Joe Botelho, comes in to join the gang on a rare Saturday night podcast.  Johnny can't come, so Joe trashes him and Beaver and Kevin don't like it. To check out our sponsor's great products go to www.KleenFlo.com To support our show and become Dutch Hall Royalty go to Patreon.com/dutchhall  and to buy some new Dutch Hall Merch go to The Dutch Hall Merch Store If you are a fan of Pete and would like him to perform in your town, go to petevandykcomedian.com/ for bookings.

The Dutch Hall has Genevieve Dube Carpenter as their guest on this episode. Genevieve is a a former #figureskater a former #fitnessmodel a current #instagrammodel and #standupcomedian and a really fun hang. To check out our sponsor's great products go to www.KleenFlo.com To support our show and become Dutch Hall Royalty go to Patreon.com/dutchhall  and to buy some new Dutch Hall Merch go to The Dutch Hall Merch Store If you are a fan of Pete and would like him to perform in your town, go to petevandykcomedian.com/ for bookings.

The staff of Levity Comedy Club and Lounge invade the Dutch Hall to compete for bragging rights over The Dutch Hall's director and Levity's doorman, Johnny Renton, in a game we call "The Wheel of Johnny".  Partick Coppolino, Lyndsay McCraken and Manolis Zontanos join the DuTch Hall regulars in this very fun show.  To check out our sponsor's great products go to www.KleenFlo.com To support our show and become Dutch Hall Royalty go to Patreon.com/dutchhall  and to buy some new Dutch Hall Merch go to petevandykcomedian.com/the-dutch-hall-merch-store If you are a fan of Pete and would like him to perform in your town, go to petevandykcomedian.com/ for bookings.

Season 10 of the Dutch Hall rolls on with the regulars in on a rare Sunday because Pete's 25th wedding anniversary falls on podcast night.  They talk romance, how girls provide consent today vs before, we brainstorm new merch and all try to live vicariously through Johnny.   And every show is a wheel show in 2023!  To check out our sponsor's great products go to www.KleenFlo.com To support our show and become Dutch Hall Royalty go to Patreon.com/dutchhall  and to buy some new Dutch Hall Merch go to petevandykcomedian.com/the-dutch-hall-merch-store If you are a fan of Pete and would like him to perform in your town, go to petevandykcomedian.com/ for bookings.

We kick off Season 10 with the full all star cast of Dutch Hall regulars, Derek "the Beaver" Van Heughten is bartending, Kevin "Donger" Van Dongen in the announcer/co-host chair and Johnny "chick magnet" Renton is directing.  There is a new set, new lights but it's the same old crap you've come to love from us at the Dutch Hall.  And every show is a wheel show in 2023!  To check out our sponsor's great products go to www.KleenFlo.com To support our show and become Dutch Hall Royalty go to Patreon.com/dutchhall  and to buy some new Dutch Hall Merch go to petevandykcomedian.com/the-dutch-hall-merch-store If you are a fan of Pete and would like him to perform in your town, go to petevandykcomedian.com/ for bookings.

We have a wheel show/drunken shitshow to celebrate 9 years and 9 seasons of The Dutch Hall with Pete VanDyk.  Comedian, Dan Brennan, comes down and his accent changes to at least 3 parts of Great Britain as his intoxication changes.  Derek "the Beaver" VanHeughten acts as Dutch Hall security to keep Dan in line and director and comedian, Johnny Renton, returns to deliver some lightning quick burns in what might be his best appearance! Check out our sponsor's great products at KleenFlo.com Help support our show by going to patreon.com/dutchhall  or buy some merch at petevandykcomedian.com/the-dutch-hall-merch-store 

We celebrate 9 years of podcasting by doing the same thing we always do, bring the funny and drink some beers! Check out our sponsor's great products at KleenFlo.com Help support our show by going to patreon.com/dutchhall  or buy some merch at petevandykcomedian.com/the-dutch-hall-merch-store 

Nearing the End of Season 9, Johnny and the Beaver join Pete to do what we do in the hall.  Pete has to write a joke that bombs for a short film and he tries it on the boys and it fails miserably.  Then magically, an hour flies by and Pete tells another couple jokes to end the show.  It was super easy to record.  Support our sponsor at www.KleenFlo.com and support us at www.patreon.com/dutchhall and check out Pete's stand up dates at www.petevandykcomedian.com 

The Dutch Hall regulars get together to start thinking about wrapping up season 9 and get ready to season 10.  They talk about the time traveller who already watched the World Cup Final (spoiler - Brazil wins 2-1 against France, two weeks after the recording of this episode), Beaver tells a drunken fight story that Pete doesn't remember (but was there), and they do the funniest KleenFlo ad to date. Support our sponsor at www.KleenFlo.com and support us at www.patreon.com/dutchhall and check out Pete's stand up dates at www.petevandykcomedian.com 

I don't know if it was the success of the Dutch soccer, sorry football (that's what Canadians call the sport, soccer sorry football)team or the leftover weed in Pete's system from last week's show but this show had some off side moments that you may find hilarious or may make you never listen to this show again Support our sponsor at www.KleenFlo.com and support us at www.patreon.com/dutchhall and check out Pete's stand up dates at www.petevandykcomedian.com 

The Dutch Hall celebrates its 420th episode by exploring all things 420. Expect to get a contact high. Support our sponsor at www.KleenFlo.com and support us at www.patreon.com/dutchhall and check out Pete's stand up dates at www.petevandykcomedian.com 

With the World Cup in Qatar fast approaching, The Dutch Hall brings in the soccer, sorry football expert, Mike Bouw to join Pete and the Beaver to make our picks and see who the Dutch Hall chooses to win it all.  And to make it interesting for people who don't like sports, we judge which country has the best looking female football, sorry soccer fans.  Support our show by going to patreon.com/dutchhall.  Please check out our sponsor's great products at KleenFlo.com

The funniest podcast to come out of a pool shed is back to shoot the breeze.  We talk about Jake Paul losing money, childhood head injuries that we have endured and grade school speeches.  And we picture our queen in her underwear.  Support our show and become Dutch Hall royalty by going to www.patreon.com/dutchhall Support our sponsor by going to www.KleenFlo.com

The valued member of the Dutch Hall family known as the Beaver returns after a long and difficult harvest. We give him a few well deserved drinks. Support our sponsor KleenFlo by visiting KleenFlo.com and help us double our patreon by going to patreon.com/dutchhall

Auditions to replace the Greatest Band in Canadian Late Night History continue with this week's hopefuls being the the talented duo, Friendship on a Stick.  They sing dirty songs, trash other auditioning bands and are masters at the art of shooting the shit.  All in all, a pretty darn good audition.  Plus, live theme song for bonus points!  Please support our sponsor KleenFlo by going to www.kleenflo.com to check out their great products.  Join the Dutch Hall Royal Family by supporting us at www.patreon.com/dutchhall Follow Pete at https://qr1.be/OTC4

Some churches have found a way to monitor their member's internet habits.  A man is arrested for visiting his ex-wife's grave every day.  The five biggest cheaters in sports.  This is what the almighty internet gave Pete to talk about this week on the funniest podcast to come out of a pool shed, The Dutch Hall with Pete Van Dyk.  Support our sponsor KleenFlo, by going to www.kleenflo.com , and support our show by going to patreon.com/dutchhall and help us reach our goal of getting 2 supporters!  To follow Pete click the link https://qr1.be/OTC4

We get a listener topic suggestion from Emiel Van Steeg that we make into a drinking game where we talk about the problem with environmentalists, animal castration and Pete's life advice for everyone.  Then we try to guess what Johhny is once we get Pete drunk. Please like and subscribe and support us at www.patreon.com/dutchhall and check out our sponsor's great products and www.kleenflo.com

We have London, Ontario comedians, Ivan Baltag and Noah James both break their Dutch Hall cherry in our 413th podcast.  As Ivan is Ukrainian, he is a little burned out about talking about the war, so we try our best not to talk about it, but eventually get into it at the end.  We also break in Johnny Renton as our new director. Please support our podcast at www.patreon.com/dutchhall and check out KleenFlo's great products at www.KleenFlo.com