Lose A Turn

This week, we acknowledge Stephen Hawking and all of his accommodations to science. We learn that Chuck really needs to brush up on his Klingon, and luckly there is a good way to do that! A new technique to preserve the brain might be a step towards uploading the mind. Police are trying for Google’s … Continue reading "LAT #28 – Brain Melting"

This Week! We learn that our dreams of swinging like Spidey might come true! …or maybe not. Could we finally get the long awaited for Half Life 3?! Probably not, but there is a glimmer of hope! Barack Obama to produce exclusive contect for Netflix? Suicidal robots, spicy Skittles, and internet in a box all … Continue reading "LAT #27 – Dibs On Daphne"

Hello This week, we discuss out thoughts on Netflix’s The Witcher series. R.I.P. Metal Gear Solid, you will be missed. Botnik teaches us what Super Mario Bros is actually about. And it seems is if Yusuke Urameshi was spotted down on in luck in a Florida gas station. This and so much more on this … Continue reading "LAT #26 – Junior Meat Boy"

Greetings! This week, we let Botnik write this episode for us with their predictive writer. We can’t wait for Ryan Reynolds’ new talkshow: Ellen! We express our thoughts on some new and upcoming titles, from X-Force and The Deadpool animated series… to the reboot of Reboot and the Blair Witch Project TV series. With the … Continue reading "LAT #25 – LATs Ride The Segues"

Ryan Reynolds for Kitty Pryde This week, we learn that Gambit might actually make his comeback in the MCU. It also looks like Kitty Pryde will also have her chance on the big screen. James Hetfield to star in “Extremely Wicked, Shockingly Evil and Vile”? Botnik Studios’ Predictive text made the best Star Trek episode, … Continue reading "LAT #24 – LATs Prescribe Ibuprofen"

It’s the Deekest This week, we induct into the Superhuman Hall Of Fame the “Copycat Crapper”. We have been told that Comcast might be our biggest enemy yet, by trying to swipe Fox’s properties from Disney! (R.I.P. XMEN) A very rare Delorean caught fire… and so did Chuck’s childhood. Computers are now hallucinating,… Thanks to … Continue reading "LAT #23 – Deekest DeLorean Dilemma"

Womp This week we discover how much Chuck wishes “Hatchetchucks” were real. We share our thoughts on the newly announced “Mario Kart” for mobile and Nintendo’s decision to move forward on the Mario animated movie. We discuss California’s new experiment with UBI. We also learn the robot’s have joined our Navy fleet… In the form … Continue reading "LAT #22 – LATs Bury The Hatchetchucks"

Today, We induct Elon Musk into our Hall of Superhumans. We learn about the importance of flamethrowers. We face the music while Bill and Ted might be doing do the same. Sophia the robot takes your modeling jobs. And New York’s robots take to the poles. This and so much more, on this week’s Lose … Continue reading "LAT #21 – LATs Get Flamethrowers"

Lamentations Everyone! This week, StarChuck inducts Planet Earth into it’s Hall of Failures! Dolby knows what you are watching via… breathing patterns?!? We also learn that P.A.W.S. A.I. is out to save Mother Earth’s creatures, by targeting Poachers! Ever wonder how much time you have left? Well, an AI might have a better idea than … Continue reading "LAT #20 – StarChuck’s Lament"

Alert! Chuck joins our Hall of Supervillains by taking over Asgardia in attempts to rid the world of Florida, Texas once and for all! Matt has taken over the show by force in his plans to become all that is MattCast™. Jordan joins the party again to fight the good fight. This week we also … Continue reading "LAT #19 – MATTs Taking Over"

Greetings and salutations Lose A Turn-ers! Today we induct Electromanic into our Superhuman Hall of Fame! We have a meltdown when trying to bring you the facts about Meltdown and Spectre. The human race bows down to its robot overlords with a “Can’t beat ’em, join ’em” mentality by using exo-suits in the workplace. And … Continue reading "LAT #18 – LATs Get Ubiquitous"

Happy New Year! This week we welcome 2017 in to our Supervillian Hall of Fame! We learn Nintendo of America has brought your beloved Nintendo Power back, and in podcast form! Our robot overlords are at it again as artificial intelligence builds an AI. Also, you might have a mental disorder that you may not … Continue reading "LAT #17 – LATs Get Fun Sized"

Happy Holidays everyone! This week we’re off due to Chuck’s unexpected trip for Space Christmas in Asgardia. However, we are bringing you a special compilation of our merriest moments of competition! So here is a collection of all of our Stranger Than Fiction segments from 2017. Also, did we mention it was hosted by our … Continue reading "LAT #16 – LATs Deck The Halls"

*Oops, I forgot this heading for 5 weeks* We learn about San Francisco’s homeless… erm, I mean robot problem. And the taxation of said robots. Welcome to the newest religion of your new robot overlords. We discover that KFC is an acronym for Kill, Fornicate, Consume! All this and so much more, on this week’s … Continue reading "LAT #15 – LATs Bury the Lead"

Okay, okay, we’re here! We inject SCIENCE! Directly into your brain!!! We learn that fueling your vehicle with beer might be awesome!! We also realise that everything we are writing right now is something that has already been predetermined and exists in the Library Of Babel. Also, Epic Games loves 14 year old kids named … Continue reading "LAT #14 – LATs Pet Our Cats"

Well, hello! These are the stories wicked men tell their children at night. The tale of Tinker Hell is more than mere fable. Sorry, didn’t mean to spook you. If you find you now have trouble sleeping; our robot overlords have composed the sonnet of sweet slumber to lull you to your final rest. Sheesh, … Continue reading "LAT #13 – Losey McTurnFace"

Well, hello! Today, we meet our newest Superhuman Hall Of Fame inductee, “Rocket Man” Are you afraid of the dark? You might just be in luck! Earth is losing its darkness! We learn about Nasubi and learn about his real life Truman Show experience. Feeling down lately? Utilize AI to change how you feel about … Continue reading "LAT #12 – LATs Flat Earth Odyssey"

We’re here! And not a moment too soon! Today we take a dip at a New Zealand beach and hang out with the Swim Reaper! We discuss our thoughts on a multitude of nostalgic properties making their comebacks. How would you try to prolong your inevitable death?… Cryogenics! Porn star Cherie DeVille and Coolio for … Continue reading "LAT #11 – LATs Start The Murder"

Look! We’re here! We discuss the mysteries of the ancient pyramids… Play at being theoretical physicists, Also, Elon Musk and his conspiracy theories. If you need a body part, we tell you how! And, we learn the unfortunate news about Top Gun 2… It’s happening…. on this week’s, Lose A Turn Podcast! (NSFW) Audio: This … Continue reading "Lose A Turn #10 – LATs Seize the EM"

The Robots are back! This week we talk about… You guessed it, robutts! Will they become our new Gods, Or will Pikachu? We also have strange things, Stranger Things, and wins for days! All on this week’s episode of Lose A Turn (NSFW) Audio: This Episode’s related links: The real God among men boardgamefinder.net Dragon … Continue reading "Lose A Turn #9 – LATs Hack Your Crack"

Initiating LAT program in…5…4…3…2…1… This week we share our thoughts about our inevitable future living under the robot overlords! Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, Destroy All Humans! Lord Jack eats bacon. R.I.P. Butter Bot, you will be missed.

And we are back! And right on time! Rock “The Dwayne” Johnson, we choose YOU! We delightfully discuss the impending robot uprising. Back to the Future comes… Back to the present? Sport + Other Sport = Super Sport Forever (NSFW) Audio: This Episode’s related links: Rick and Morty Commentary Contest Mario Kills Tanooki This Week’s … Continue reading "Lose A Turn Podcast #7 – LATs Water Our Shoes (fixed again)"

Greetings everyone, due to some technical difficulties episode 7 has not appeared on Google play yet, I’m looking at our recordings now to see if we can resolve the issue. Thanks for your continued support.

Looks like we lost a turn this week folks! But no need to scream into your famicom controllers, we got this! We learn that a gene in our body shares a name with Matt’s dearest love. Also, What would you do-oo-oo for a schezwan sauce! The question on everyone’s mind! If a Spinning-Bird-Kick leaves Chicago … Continue reading "Lose A Turn Podcast #6 – Black Chocobo Of Death"

We really have, though! We just aren’t perfect! This week’s episode is delayed until Wednesday. Here is a small clip so that no one has to wonder where we went. Audio: