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We have a new male equivalent name to "Karen" (sorry to my friend Karen) and it's someone on the show. Can you please help us figure out if has egg: bird but for balloon and blimp? Plus there's a new spring time event at 12th and Jackson in Seattle that you're not gonna wanna miss! Thanks for supporting us at nerdtalkplus.com by just leaving comments or reviews!

Not THAT Nerd Talk+, the other one! Branden and Ceej are left to their own devices as Gregr and Gravy head home early from the slumber party. Our Littlest and Biggest boy recap a few highlights to Branden's Birthday Bonanza, including the Guess Who's Coming To Dinner: Ceej's Version, all while discovering the from Train Adjacent Train Car Diner to Garbage B. Goat, Spokane is just one Big B. Bird. - Programming note: Gerg here and I've never been more excited to listen to an episode of my own show!

Welcome to the Turkeyverse! Sorry in advance for the errors editing this, it was terrible. All four idiots are in Spokane for this very special super-pod that is five episodes in one. We're celebrating our favorite mustache, Branden, and his 4/20 birthday by sneaking to the wasteland of Eastern Washington and taking over his life for a weekend. We make soup, drink Jason Mimosas, cause a reverse Jurassic Park, go to Branden's dad's house, have lunch with pod friends and more. What a ride. Happy birthday, Branden!

If you haven't planned anything yet, Branden has a pretty solid suggestion to make it a great (weird) Father's Day for that middle aged podcasting dad in your life! Gregr (and his dumb name) has a new set of dating guidelines and it involves the word tramp but in a good way! Plus, a whole new segment of This Week in Blimp! Follow along at nerdtalkplus.com

Gerg keeps thinking he has to travel to Toronto to relive his favorite part of MLS Cup when in reality a quick trip to Bellingham can scratch that itch. Also, what a letter we got from a literal rocket designer! And can anyone stop Gravy at Guinness Time?! Thank you for all the support and don't forget to yell at us at nerdtalkplus.com!

This week find out which of these idiots has the biggest mouth piece, Branden/ADHD introduces a surprise new segment, and probably some other stuff and missed beeps. Thank you for the support and fun comments on our stuff via nerdtalkplus.com!

Grab a new toothbrush, we're picking new smells for stuff (don't worry those two ideas are related in a way that only this show can engineer). Ceej has new edible gummies, Branden has a new studio update, and Gravy is distracted texting strangers - ultimately, Gerg has had enough of all of them by the end - how ironic. Happy Birthday to our bestie Brookerbean! Thanks for listening and chime in at nerdtalkplus.com!

Typed this whole freakin think out about Branden realizing - thanks in part to a distant corner of reddit - that he might be train adjacent but then the software snagged and I lost the whole thing so just assume it was amazing and we're sorry in advance. The only other note we had was "Gerg belly" so let's just get weird with that. Also there's a reference to Ceej and China at the end of the show - he found a popular Red Note streamer that is willing to let us stream NT+ in China - we'll probably end of enemies of yet another state. Great. nerdtalkplus.com to chime in and thank you for hanging out with us!

Welcome to a new annual tradition, it's Guinness (Time) Week to celebrate the sloppiest US celebrated holiday! We learned SO much this week though it is disappointing that we only found out which part of Gerg the gang would eat first from one host. Question of the Week: which part of Gerg would you eat first? nerdtalkplus.com to catch up with us and thank you for hanging out, we're having so much fun and glad to share it!

Get ready for yet another sentence that no one has ever said before as we also explore a new centaur hybrid combination! Gerg got a black belt and we've established a new spectrum for fighting in public that you're gonna need to know about. And we spend way too much time talking about a different podcast's filth. Thanks for chiming in at nerdtalkplus.com

This week we take the Fat Bachelor around the world and go global. Bonus points if you even know where Tonga is located. Branden is back and he's always impressed by how this podcast leads us to creating sentences that have definitely never been uttered before in the history of ever and he's not wrong. Gerg found a new love interest but unlike quantum entanglement, this attraction is not a pair rather one way. Sad gerg. Thanks for all your rad comments and reviews and stuff! Please contribute at nerdtalkplus.com!

We lost Branden to pterodactyl flu, Gerg broke his back, Ceej also s*** his rib, so that leaves Gravy as the only whole human on the show this week. To be fair, he is dead inside. Also, for real what's your top three candies currently or of all time?

Hop in Ceej's spaceship, senoritas, we're going crocodile hunting! While the government ruins everything, we only ruin Branden's new hot tub and maybe the meal you foolishly started whilst listening to the pod! nerdtalkplus.com

We find out who Gerg's not-grossest friend is, Branden believes in our television idea but we believe in his honey lung, and a misunderstanding leads us to ruining the baddest of the Jedi order - sorry. nerdtalkplus.com to chime in!

Gerg's new drugs have him dreaming like a real Ceej but it gives us a great question of the week. Please chime in on Spotify or via nerdtalkplus.com! I honestly can't remember what the heck else we talked about but none of it is important.

Ceej is busy starting our Only Hooves, Branden gets a guy deported and gets haunted by horse boobs, and who do you think does the best impression?!

Well, where to start... We rank the sexiness of billionaire feet, have a long discussion about BBC in Spokane, and well, that's probably enough for a tease. Thanks for the comments, likes, and follows - we love you! nerdtalkplus.com for more!

After a week off, Happy New Anus and welcome to 2025 with a brand new season of Nerd Talk+ - season 4! In just one episode, we're pretty much going to sink Branden's real estate career after so much unnecessary stoichiometry. Thanks to everyone who commented on Spotify, we of course forgot to check until after the show, but regardless it helps the show so much and we love you. Chime in at nerdtalkplus.com and thanks for listening to so much more nipple talk this week. Just be glad there aren't any visuals...

It's been an epic year (for podcast titles)! Thank you for traveling along and hearing us talk too much about buckets full of whale products. This was easily the most fun we had even without Gravy being there to remind us we're acting like idiots (miss you, Gravy!) Thanks for all your comments and reviews and interaction on NerdTalkPlus.com! Also in the back end of the program that loads the pod, it suggests "Common Sense Retirement" as what it thinks this pod is about lololol.

Bring on the methspren, Masterpiece Groupchat is back and with a better name! The doctor put Gerg on drugs to get his life in order but all it really did is teach him why people love drugs. Pretty sure we'll do one more before Christmas but if not, see you in hell!

We sure learned a lot this week - furries don't have to be furry necessarily, Gerg is going full heel, and praise the lord... of Horse Ghost Manor - Branden reveals a HUGE development during a new segment debuting on this all new episode of Nerd Talk+. Join us online at nerdtalkplus.com or on instagram @nerdtalkplusdotcom!

Perfect followup to Gravy Week. This week we learned that Thanksgiving is better in threes, what Branden used that murder for, and the perfect return of the Fat Bachelor! please head to nerdtalkplus.com to join in the fun, we love comments and Ceej is really good about reading them on the show.

Shake up your paint can we're going graffiti-ing - not Gerg though, he's calling the cops. We let Gravy talk during three segments this week bc if any week is Gravy week, it's Gravy Week. Also enjoy graffiti penises, a new name for our wipes, and you choose which t-shirt design we should print but don't hold your breath, our last ones are only 9 months behind schedule. nerdtalkplus.com for join in and THANK YOU!

What if cleaning up your instagram turned you on to a new much grosser experience?! Is Japan letting or making disabled people work harder? Is Gravy lost to the bomb cyclone?! All this and more! nerdtalkplus.com to participate. If you're listening via Spotify, don't forget to comment on the episode.

Apologies for the ****show that has been this week's episode. I'll talk about it at the top of next week's show. -Gregr We're taking Branden's wife to the Basho! Not an inside joke, we swear. Ceej is paying for all those Four Loko's. Gerg is a post Japan mess and he we forgot to talk about Musashi island... nerdtalkplus.com to join in! Please leave us a comment where you listen, specifically if you listen on Spotify, leave a comment on the episode itself!

Gregr literally left a wedding to come blather on about Japan. Sorry in advance for the sound quality - the host is using airpods from a hotel in Kyoto and if there's one thing we usually do well, it's get the sound right so this is a bummer. Anyway, we found a new category for Duolingo to invest in, but will it get Gerg sex?

Anyone else a fan of Gergse? We covered a lot in this episode including urethra facts, squid hands, and Branden's discomfort with us eating him first - him being back from Hawaii and tanned a delicious golden brown doesn't help his case.

Well, three of us are record setters... the other one... woof. Branden's in Hawaii but somehow still found a store with the right supplies (spam probably) and an internet connection to join us. Heads up, this is a new platform we're using, so if anything is goofy pls holler and let us know so we can fix it!

Boy this episode was a mess. Good luck, everybody. Here are the notes we took:  Hot sauce bukakeHoly IdahoListeranus LOGGING ONHUMAN STARFISHHOT SAUCE BUKAKE Sure one of those showed up twice, but at least it was the right one. Sorry I forgot about Capri Sun challenge but also i broke my hand in two places so ¯_(ツ)_/¯  

Remember, two s's - like strawberry shortcake -  is dessert. We're not arguing for chocolate covered tuna belly (though are we really opposed to that?) We love you for listening and we're working on taking ownership of the episode comments on Spotify so keep 'em coming because they make us so happy even when they make Gregr cry.

It's not going to be comfortable, but unlimited clean energy is here thanks to Nerd Talk+. 

Some listeners have described the smell of Nerd Talk+ as " a combination of antiseptic, garbage, body odor, static electricity, and a barbecue gone wrong." See you all in Japanese hell!

Ceej is busy trying to recruit your worm for our newest themed def-not-a-brothel (it's a brothel) while our Tony Pizza has grown up and Gerg wonders what it's gonna be like to play AI Doom with his new Doom controller. Also, we say the word potentially incorrectly - this show has everything (but the Gravy Navy). nerdtalkplus.com to participate or just put candy in your candy.

Some European, likely angry dad, dug up something huge from the ol' garden. If it was Branden he'd be running for his wall gun gol'dern'it. Ceej had another dream and not everyone survived it. And we have a new show favorite World Recordian - Guinness Time is back! nerdtalkplus.com to connect with us - do us a favor and leave us a ***** rating (5 star) and review on Apple podcasts or send us a comment and we'll read em out!

Look, if you cancel at the last minute, we're gonna name the episode after you probably. We've got an important non-haiku review for Deadpool, we're starting a new type of business based on another business as old as time but with a twist, and we have a pretty killer idea for a Marvel movie because we know better than Hollywood. Ceej asked a question of the week that I can't remember but when you hear it, chime in at nerdtalkplus.com!

Tony Pizza is full of top notch ideas, but adding more horses to sports is def his best of this episode. This week its sharks and cocaine, the art of lying to children, and some always strange (and one very annoying) new world records! Follow us, dummies, nerdtalkplus.com!

When we first met Ceej (online) a decade ago he was called Crist and now we can use his former name for some real, actual blasphemy! What a time to be alive. Find out who has the softest hands, who married into a top nerd celebrity family, and how we plan to make the next generation of centaurs on a wild episode!  Thank you for taking the time to hit us on socials (nerdtalkplus.com) or going a step further and writing a review. In all honesty it doesn't seem to be doing ANYTHING for the numbers but it does make us feel feelings other than anxiety and doom!

Get out your best (and least copper-y) pokemon - please not Weedle, and get ready to help Branden find slash battle his real dad on this extremely unhinged episode. nerdtalkplus.com for more info about the show including where to find Ceej so you can say sexy things to/about him. 

Usually it would never be permitted, but we've let Branden choose his own nickname. He obviously regrets it. My notes for this episode are literally the following: Mouth nutt guyPNSS So, enjoy! Also chime in with comments or maybe even a review at nerdtalkplus.com

Message us if you want Gerg to send you the shortcut (you don't). To anyone who survived last week's episode, we now have the fastest heel turn in pod history. Also fish oral, setting world records on other planets, and a new game called Which Greta? that will likely horrify at least one of you. And remember no getting mad without the expressed written consent of Major League Centaurs (a NiFeCorp subsidiary).

Apologies to miss Sweeney, you'd probably be on Spokane, WA's Mt Rushmore. Fun fact: the mountain was originally called Tunkasila Sakpe Paha, or Six Grandfathers Mountain - not sure what the Spokane version of that would be... Welcome back to Gravy and his gravy saber, see you all in hell! MUSASHI!

It is what you think it is. From the Mt Dew highs to the forbidden saber lows, this episode only lacks the Gravy Navy. This might be our least productive episode yet! Enjoy and thank you for enjoying our stupidity. Hop onto nerdtalkplus.com to see Ceej's new shirt that we spend a whole bunch of time giggling about. 

Well, the part where Gravy got a text with no explanation during the recording and regretted missing the pod is an all time favorite now. This week, we find the origins of Glory, that Ska might have come from Egypt, and just what level Branden reads at. Also, he's not alone in the pursuit for the ultimate fine dining spoonful. Also, Nerd Talk+ might become alternate history in the near future. Find out how!

Funny how after the fact we can't remember anything we talked about like for instance how we came up with a new cosplay for Ceej! He also has a new call sign so that's pretty important. Gregr needs a pipe, Branden's dying for some "fine dining," and we figured out a bucket-related sponsor for Gravy's podcast garage! Wow, we remembered more than assumed!

Basically, if you're not into how whales reproduce as told by giggling idiots, the last 30% of this is gonna be rough for you, but if you are into it... I literally edited this all day bc it's a big (sticky) mess. We invent a new system to judge amounts, one of us is part machine, and Branden is kind enough to have thought about us enough on Star Wars Day to give us all Star Wars names.

One hand on the kidney area of your back this episode, Uncle Gerg threw out his back but let 420 be his medicine. For once we actually talk about nerdy stuff (by the end). Also we host a special KitKat taste test via Branden's birthday, talk about super bees, and say farewell to a a terrifying friend! Thank you so hard for listening to this show. Branden's wife may have said Ceej is her favorite and that Branden and Gerg giggle too much, but who's keeping track?! (Gerg is and it's killing him).

Tickle your butt broom and polish the golden mustache castle, we're back (from jury duty), eating corn dogs, being judgy about world records, and giggling, so much giggling. Thanks for visiting nerdtalkplus.com and following us there. We're so grateful for all the nice reviews, comments, socials etc. We'd do this without you bc we are dummies, but it's so much better with you! 

Welcome to the pod, Sean "Gravy" Girvan, who this week takes a background role listening to us dummies and trying to figure out what if anything it is that we learned. We're hoping at least one person took the eclipse as an opportunity to recharge their perineum! Please, no need to prove it to us. Anyway, buckle up!

"Apparently I have too tight a grip" says Branden in a text about today's title... Lots to cover here including our latest debate on making a quick million bucks. We're projecting video games on butts, arguing about robot dogs being creeps, and Ceej's Haiku Review. Thanks to everyone who downloads or streams this show, we love you for that.

How many of this year's video game Hall of Fame nominees have you handed over hours of your life to? Which ones would you send to the Hall? Our love of absurd mythology takes quite the unexpected turn - yes chimera related AGAIN - but this time there are drawings to match! Drawings that you can't hear on a podcast but you can see on our new Instagram account. Shout out to Ceej for running this thing so well! Hit nerdtalkplus.com to find our links.

The problem with this podcast is that just when we think it's over and hit stop, someone says something ludicrous and we always lament not getting that idea or horrible joke on the episode - not today! We let Branden-in-a-pirate-shirt get cooking again at the end!