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Get the unfiltered scoop on random s**t from Gucci Burtles, Cap'n Frank and VanDamage. No Smokin' is a rule of life and strictly enforced.

No Smokin Podcast


    • May 18, 2019 LATEST EPISODE
    • infrequent NEW EPISODES
    • 55m AVG DURATION
    • 67 EPISODES


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    Latest episodes from No Smokin Podcast

    You A Snack

    Play Episode Listen Later May 18, 2019 66:29


      WYR get 1,000 dollars for every person you punch in the face? Or get 100 dollars for every window you break? WYR drive 5 miles through speed bumps or 5 miles of stop signs every block ‘It Smells Like a Rose’: Cow Dung Reviewers on e-Commerce Sites Utah bus driver says he's not racist because his dog is black Austrians told to stop French kissing COWS  Arnold Schwarzenegger Gets Dropkicked Out Of NOWHERE At A Charity Event   Dank Rank - Best Pick up Lines  

    My Bad

    Play Episode Listen Later May 12, 2019 56:59


      WYR spend one year in 2119, or one month in 3019? WYR only be able to use one toilet the rest of your life or never be able to use the same toilet twice?     Hot Pockets: Gator pants, roomba cussing and kickball threats.      Dank Rank - Greatest “My Bads” 

    The Comeback

    Play Episode Listen Later May 3, 2019 57:10


    Thoughts: Alligator hunting, comedian pastors, NFL draft sadness    Hypos: Dumbest or smartest person in the world? Say or don't say a number?   Hot Pockets: Meadow Muffins, Viral Poop, They're Here, Doing Hard time   Dank Rank: Greatest Comebacks

    Ep. 64 - Inventors

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 3, 2019 52:08


      What 3 stats would you want to know about your life? E..g, how many beers have i spent on alcohol     Would you rather be able to read people’s thoughts, or control them?   Hot Pockets:   Condoms Up 56 Percent, But Butts Down in NJ Annual Beach Sweep High School Coach Douses Field In Gasoline, Lights It On Fire, Promptly Gets Placed On Admin Leave Climate change could melt decades worth of human poop at Denali National Park in Alaska Denim ‘diapers’ are now a thing   Dank Rank - April Fools (biggest idiots, fools, april fools jokes, etc)

    Ep. 63 - All Sporks

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 28, 2019 71:49


    See it on the field you can see it on the court, pick it up at All Sporks? Brought to you by BHG. Spoons or forks? $20B? Nurses, absurd tv, poop shoes and no smokin'. Dank rank baseball with some live coverage of TN vs Purdue game ending. 

    Ep. 62 - Right on the Bell

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 20, 2019 54:52


    "HEE-HEee" or moonwalk? Dab lasers or floss vanish? Hot pockets include blockbuster, subway perfect crime, imaginary DUI, get on my bell and 55+ sperm. Dank rank best things about March. Download, subscribe, rate, take care, god speed. 

    Ep. 61 - LOVE Grinding

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 12, 2019 63:40


    Would you rather be a physical specimen no matter what you eat, or buy everything for 90% off. Hop or crawl? Hot pockets include Stella Artoast, Nickelback, Wheel treadmill and snoring. Dank rank things that are green in honor of St. Paddy's day coming up (no smokin). Take care, god speed. 

    Ep. 60 - APILF

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 7, 2019 66:08


    Presented by Apple Pie. Special guest Lee returns. Apples or big macs? Who would you rather have show up at your funeral - goldust or booker t? Fire sauce, rock hard diamond trading, fart fights on a plane and coin star stupid. Dank Rank = Desserts. Follow, download, subscribe, rate 5 star, take care, god speed. 

    Ep. 59 - Ass Cube

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 27, 2019 66:04


    Are you still watching? Blind Dreams, ice (ass) cubes. Convincing people you're from the future as an 8 year old. WYR be a fart sniper or inceptor?  Hot pockets: Bathroom breaks, Kraft Jerked-chicken, aliens among us and toe suckin'  Dank Rank: Wild animals we would like as pets  Special guest Dugan     

    Ep. 58 - Eye Contact

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 25, 2019 24:00


      HYPOS  Hot Dogs or Hot Dog Blank costume? Fart out loud when you make Eye contact, or lose IQ when someone says your name? $10K or a penny every time you reach in your pocket? Small underwear or big shoes?    

    Ep. 57 - On What

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 20, 2019 54:39


    Thoughts of the week covering memes, Karl Malone and fingerprints. Hot Pockets include doorbell licker, cow gas, night soil, and getting hungry for cheez-its. Dank Rank small talk topics and phrases

    Ep. 56 - Dear Gucci

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 18, 2019 23:42


    Would you rather fight Mike Tyson or talk like him? Live for ever as 100 year old, or 80 years as 20 year old? How long would it take to drink an entire above ground pool?  Leave yourself a voicemail 15 years in the past. Take Care. God Speed.  

    Ep. 55 - Cat's Pajamas

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 14, 2019 56:53


    Presented by Levi fur ya, sumbitch. Hot pockets feature peak florida, ASSMAN, Fat tiger, hand washing and bathroom bomb threats. We dank ranked rom coms - happy valentines day! Take care 

    Ep. 54 - Alien Kiwi

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 11, 2019 34:20


    Back in the day with School lunch square pizza, Gauce (gucci sauce) and freezing time - plus -- Day or Night? Fart laugh or fart breath? And the alien eats kiwis whole...

    Ep. 53 - Dave Scmuckler

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 6, 2019 78:10


    Franksy the Alien is back. Presented by Stanley Steamer. No Smokin unless you're 100, Hi I'm Drew, Hunter 2 password. Dank Rank Sports teams / dynasties 

    Ep. 52 - 23 and P

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 31, 2019 35:57


    Back in the Day Cafe, catch phrases, blasting half a decade farts and can more people dunk or hit a homerun?

    Ep. 51 - Stay Safe Papaw

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 24, 2019 47:45


    Special Guest Peedo, presented by Life Alert. A Florida man, LSD avengers, hot dogging, fudge grudge. Dank Rank best movie sequels. 

    Ep. 50 - Code Red

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 20, 2019 26:38


    Special guest PburgPapi we discuss Bob Saget, Recess, Bop it twist it pull it. Sleep, maps and 3 drinks for the rest of your life. 

    Ep. 49 - ADs and BCs

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 16, 2019 53:43


    Presented by Hardee's with special guest PburgPapi. Wine in a pringles can, Blood Wolf moon, back pain cures, and occupations you that sneaky could woop your ass. 

    Ep. 48 - J Caesar

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 15, 2019 37:03


    We go back in the day cafe with moon shoes, fast food birthday parties and reebok pumps. Fart or sneeze? Nipple lights? Who would the US vote to bring back from the dead? 

    Ep. 47 - Straight Dominate

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 9, 2019 49:10


    Presented by The Boot Store of Lexington. We talk new years resolutions and hot pockets include rectum syringe, poop on a plane, chicken nugs on the road, play button barber (Shout out Rocky the barber) and doorbell licking. 

    Ep. 46 - LIVE

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 20, 2018 38:48


    Presented by The Boot Store. Special Guest Peedo. The crew is live and in person for the first time ever. 

    Ep. 45 - Skip Protection

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 16, 2018 40:33


    NOW THATS WHAT I CALL PODCAST! Discman Upcharges. How much could you spend on Amazon in 10 minutes? Grocery stores and max security prison....enjoy! 

    Gucci Chevrolet

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 13, 2018 71:41


    Ep. 44 presented by Gucci Chevrolet. Special Guest Birdman. Dank Rank Animated Shows. This is Us is a cock block. 2018 in a nutshell. 

    Ep. 43 - Tricky Ish

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 9, 2018 34:21


    Monday HYPOS! Heads or tails? 3'11 or 8'11? Zombies? @nosmokinpod 

    Ep. 42 - Pissed In Every Bottle

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 5, 2018 60:57


    Doo Doo Time. Hot Pockets include a little bit of meth, tuna, bear repellant, blind playboy and feeding two birds with one scone. Dank Rank finger foods - presented by Pepto Bismol. 

    Ep. 41- 300 Toddlers

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 2, 2018 35:24


    Back in the day cafe: lion king, mystery science theatre 3000 and a honda civic  Topless Hypos! Let's gooooo

    Ep. 40 - Ab City

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 29, 2018 73:06


    @NoSmokinPod Presented by J-E-L-L-O. We flex on the haters todays.Hot pockets include $100 bills, blowing up toilets, making fun of 5 yr old's name and pulling out knives on farts. Dank Rank = Shoes. Tell your friends. Take Care. God Speed. 

    Ep. 39 - Thank You

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 20, 2018 56:16


    This week we're thankful for YOU the listener. Check out some of our favorite moments so far this year - Take Care, Godspeed. Gobble Gobble  Best of: Who named this? Doo Doo? Hot Pockets  First ever dank rank Master Debaters / Pee Pee on air 

    Ep. 38 - Dots Connected, Dots Connected

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 18, 2018 35:31


    We go back in the day cafe and go through some HYPOS including what's more important - fingers or elbows? Who would you put in a cage match against the aliens? 

    Ep. 37 - Lil Junk

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 14, 2018 55:47


    Episode 37 presented by Applebees. Doo Doo time. Hot pockets include Guns, Robots, McDonalds fights and Luigi's package. Dank Rank Chain Restaurants and our velveeta gold picks are HOT right now. 

    Ep. 36 - Begs The Question

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 11, 2018 43:51


    Back in the day cafe plus some HYPOS to get your brain moving on this Monday. Godspeed. 

    Ep. 35 - Hog On Hog Warfare

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 8, 2018 46:25


    Episode 35 presented by Burtles for City Council. Doo doo, dank ranked best sitcoms of all time and important hot pockets from space, waffle house, dick flights and toilets. 

    Ep. 34- It's Bread Time, Jerry

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 5, 2018 31:40


    Special Monday Episode - Way back in the day cafe and some hypotheticals to get your brain in gear for the week.   

    Ep. 33- Toe Tappin'

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 31, 2018 62:00


    Episode 33 presented by REDISHANAL (Prounounced:Red ish in all, not REDISH ANAL). Doo doo, hot pockets, Dank Rank Halloween and Velveeta Liquid Gold picks of the weekend (NCAA and NFL).

    Ep. 32 - Ovaltine

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 24, 2018 56:50


    Presented by Ovaltine (MORE OVALTINE PLEAAASE). Dank Rank "Nicknames" and bring in a new segment "back in the day cafe". 

    Ep. 31 - Velveeta

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 18, 2018 90:17


    Special Guest QB1 - brought to you by Velveeta (can't beat-a). Dank Rank "things we dont understand" and how much of the $1B mega millions jackpot would you give to the pod co host? 

    Ep. 30 - A 30 for 30

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 10, 2018 81:35


    Presented by the job openings at Goodfellas of Lexington, Ky. Special guest Dugan (aka Tip toe, aka no no boy). Dank Ranked Conspiracy theories and we guessed what we'll be arrested for one day (or maybe how we'll die)

    Ep. 29 - Bottom Breath

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 4, 2018 92:10


    Special Guest Pburg Papi. Hot Pockets. Dank Rank Snacks. Presented by Rough and Rowdy 5 buyrnr.com 

    Ep. 28 - What Happens In Vegas

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 27, 2018 58:57


    Dank Rank Things you see in Vegas. Presented by The Venetian Resort and Casino. 

    Ep. 27 - It's Goooood

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 18, 2018 76:39


    Featuring special guest Peedo. Dank Rank Alcoholic Drinks. Presented by Purnell's Old Folks Country Sausage, It's Good. 

    Ep. 26 - Spectrum Mascots

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 12, 2018 58:18


    Dank Rank = Mascots. Doo doo time and some HOT POCKETS. Presented by Spectrum Bundle. 

    Ep. 25 - Catalina White River Tales

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 5, 2018 81:13


    Special Guest Birdman. Dank Rank of Birds. WTF Florida plus Hot Pockets including dipping chicken in coke, wedding dresses with pockets, putting bobbi out of the paint business and fake dentist. Bonus: Who's dick do I have to suck to catch a train. 

    Ep. 24 - 3,2,1 BEES

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 29, 2018 68:09


    Featuring Special Guest PburgPapi brought to you by PBH Bidet. Doo doo time, Rushmore of Sports Jerseys. Bees take over NYC, Shooting at Women drivers and some 606 national news (everyday occurrence)

    Ep. 23 - Lean Dicks

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 22, 2018 46:42


    Mt. Rushmore of Sports Haircuts / Do's    Hot pockets and Doo Doo 

    Ep. 22 - MF Ducks On The Pond

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 15, 2018 59:26


    Special Guest Clark from NKY. Mt Rushmore of Baseball Lingo. Rate & Subscribe! 

    Ep. 21 - 3 Hot Dogs

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 10, 2018 56:58


    Shout out to Calvin. Mt Rushmore of Animated Movies. 

    Ep. 20 - Real Lee Serraglio, Real Lee Fast

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 1, 2018 70:20


    Special guest Mike Lee aka Abu Bakaahhhh. Mt Rushmore of candy.

    Ep. 19 - Bald Move

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 25, 2018 55:41


    Mt Rushmore of Bald People, WTF Florida and Hot Pockets 

    Ep. 18 - What's In Your Liver?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 13, 2018 48:01


    Mt Rushmore of Places to drink a beer (or Svedka). WTF Florida and Hot Pockets.

    Ep. 17 - Magic

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 10, 2018 35:53


    Mt Rushmore of Video Games. WTF and Hot Pockets. What is something you'd do to make a sport better? 

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