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Welcome to Not Coming Soon, the premier podcasts presenting movies that will never get made.

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    • Feb 1, 2025 LATEST EPISODE
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    A Gladiator, a Juror, and a Priest plus Brood of Vipers Part 3

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 1, 2025 51:32


    The time is finally now.... welcome to the exciting conclusion of Brood of Vipers. Gather round to hear how we close out our latest caper. This week's other topics include: The first 30 minutes if Gladiator II Our annual discussion of awards category fraud The tale of a juror that could have been more rural The selection of a new pope What we know about Christopher Nolan's next project Want more from us? Check out these links: Ryan's Letterboxd: https://letterboxd.com/myers291/ (make him use it) Jeff's Letterboxd: https://letterboxd.com/jmyersonfires/

    Foil a Duce, Betelgeuse Betelgeuse, and Brood of Vipers Part 2

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 7, 2025 52:30


    Happy New Year, here's an episode recorded in October. Its a continuation of our conversation on Brood of Vipers, our latest caper. This week's other topics include a couple of sequels that just fell short of the originals. Want more from us? Check out these links: - Ryan's Letterboxd: https://letterboxd.com/myers291/ (make him use it) - Jeff's Letterboxd: https://letterboxd.com/jmyersonfires/

    Industry, Deadpool, and Brood of Vipers Part 1

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 20, 2024 41:10


    We know you have been on pins and needles waiting for our next tale. Well, here you go - Brood of Vipers Part 1. This week's other topics include: The debauchery of the high finance of Industry Deadpool and Wolverine deeper dive and cameo spoilers Want more from us? Check out these links: Ryan's Letterboxd: https://letterboxd.com/myers291/ (make him use it) Jeff's Letterboxd: https://letterboxd.com/jmyersonfires/

    Marvin, Mulder, and Watney LLC Part 3 and a rant about spoilers in the social media age

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 18, 2024 61:18


    Welcome to the final installment of Marvin, Mulder, and Watney LLC! Join us as we plot to see how we can convince the world of the existence of aliens. This week's other topics include: A toe into the water with Deadpool and Wolverine A super timely watch of Curb Your Enthusiasm A discussion of The Bear and category fraud Want more from us? Check out these links: Ryan's Letterboxd: https://letterboxd.com/myers291/ (make him use it) Jeff's Letterboxd: https://letterboxd.com/jmyersonfires/

    Marvin, Mulder and Watney LLC Part 2 and a couple of franchise follow-ups

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 20, 2024 53:12


    Welcome to the second exciting installment of Marvin, Mulder, and Watney LLC! Join us as we plot to see how we can convince the world of the existence of aliens. This week's other topics include: A further discussion of the latest installment in the Planet of the Apes Dipping the toe into the expanded Star Wars universe Two ends of the Mad Max experience Want more from us? Check out these links: - Ryan's Letterboxd: https://letterboxd.com/myers291/ (make him use it) - Jeff's Letterboxd: https://letterboxd.com/jmyersonfires/

    Marvin, Mulder, and Watney LLC Part 1

    Play Episode Listen Later May 29, 2024 45:08


    ALIENS that's what we're talking about today with the first installment of Marvin, Mulder, and Watney LLC! Come around as we birth the tale of group in charge of spreading awareness of the existence of extra terrestrial life. This week's other topics include: A brand spankin new Guy Ritchie romp The much anticipated follow-up from the writer of 2007's Bee Movie A dip back into the X-Men universe The beginning of the latest wave of the Planet of the Apes Want more from us? Check out these links: - Ryan's Letterboxd: https://letterboxd.com/myers291/ (make him use it) - Jeff's Letterboxd: https://letterboxd.com/jmyersonfires/

    Table For Who? Part 3 and some straight to streaming stuff

    Play Episode Listen Later May 12, 2024 51:43


    Well well well, look what we have here the final episode of Table for Who? This week's other topics include: - A look a movie out of time - A discussion of a movie not so fresh off an Oscar win - A straight to streaming remake of an 80's classic Want more from us? Check out these links: - Ryan's Letterboxd: https://letterboxd.com/myers291/ (make him use it) - Jeff's Letterboxd: https://letterboxd.com/jmyersonfires/

    Table for Who? Part 2 plus a timely Oscars discussion

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 26, 2024 45:00


    Welcome guests for the exciting second installment of Table for Who? Not sure who our protagonist is? That's ok, you'll be in the same boat as the rest of this world we are building. This week's other topics include: An incredibly fresh discussion of the Oscars A way too in depth conversation about Dune Part 2 followed by a discussion of the celebrity of Timothée Chalamet Want more from us? Check out these links: Ryan's Letterboxd: https://letterboxd.com/myers291/ (make him use it) Jeff's Letterboxd: https://letterboxd.com/jmyersonfires/

    Table for Who? Part 1 plus an Argylle meltdown

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 9, 2024 55:06


    Welcome to a brand new tale from the brothers Myers. This week, we jump into the world of "Table for Who?" a paranoid thriller with a mystical bend.  This week's other topics include: Argylle f&@* yourself Madame Web and the Sony Spiderman parallelverse  Want more from us? Check out these links: Ryan's Letterboxd: https://letterboxd.com/myers291/ (make him use it) Jeff's Letterboxd: https://letterboxd.com/jmyersonfires/

    The White Horse Part Three and our usual uninformed opinions

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 21, 2023 58:13


    We like to make our podcast be a lesson in patience for our fans. Congratulations, its finally paid off, welcome to The White Horse part three. This week's other topics include: A few titles we're looking forward to A couple things we've already seen A hapless look at the streaming environment Want more from us? Check out these links: Ryan's Letterboxd: https://letterboxd.com/myers291/ (make him use it) Jeff's Letterboxd: https://letterboxd.com/jmyersonfires/

    The White Horse Part 2 and Continuing Fall of a Troll

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 22, 2023 41:02


    Welcome friends. Today, we invite you to a time travel excursion with The White Horse. Want to take a walk in the old west? Maybe you're looking to fulfill that fantasy and storm the beach. We can take you anywhen and everywhen, here at The White Horse. Join us as we take you into the future and the not so distant past. This week's other topics include: A deeper look at the NSYC revival Ryan catches up on some content from Blackberry to The Whale Want more from us? Check out these links: Ryan's Letterboxd: https://letterboxd.com/myers291/ (make him use it) Jeff's Letterboxd: https://letterboxd.com/jmyersonfires/

    The White Horse Part One and the Latest Soulless Cash Grab From the 90's

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 12, 2023 59:14


    Another day, another dime, another rhyme, another dollar, another stuffed shirt with another time machine flick. Welcome to part one of The White Horse. This week's other topics include: The 'NSYNC reunion A couple of rewatches A reminder to check in on your iTunes Extras Want more from us? Check out these links: Ryan's Letterboxd: https://letterboxd.com/myers291/ (make him use it) Jeff's Letterboxd: https://letterboxd.com/jmyersonfires/

    Red Oak for the Foyer Part Three and Some Armchair Union Quarterbacking

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 22, 2023 41:39


    Thanks for stopping by, just wanted to let you know, we love you. Now scroll back up for the conclusion of Red Oak for the Foyer! This week's other topics include: The annual reset episode of What We Do in the Shadows A laymen's view of the Venice film festival An uninformed and probably irresponsible dissection of the actor's strike Want more from us? Check out these links: Ryan's Letterboxd: https://letterboxd.com/myers291/ (make him use it) Jeff's Letterboxd: https://letterboxd.com/jmyersonfires/

    Red Oak for the Foyer Part Two and a Grab-Bag

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 11, 2023 41:34


    Welcome to the latest and greatest episode of Not Coming Soon! Jump on into part two of Red Oak for the Foyer, our reluctant spy caper. This week's other topics include a grab bag on content both new and old: The Tudors and the wives of Henry VIII Puss in Boots: The Last Wish What We Do in the Shadows Want more from us? Check out these links: Ryan's Letterboxd: https://letterboxd.com/myers291/ (make him use it) Jeff's Letterboxd: https://letterboxd.com/jmyersonfires/

    Red Oak for the Foyer Part One and the Barbeneheimer Phenomenon

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 21, 2023 41:22


    Once again, we emerge from the cave to shout "Wolf!" Anyways.. we're back! Join us this week as we embark on a brand new adventure that will be titled in a follow-on episode. This week's other topics center around the summer box office: Mission: Impossible - Dead Reckoning Part One The Haunted Mansion Barbie Oppenheimer and more importantly - Barbenheimer! Want more from us? Check out these links: Ryan's Letterboxd: https://letterboxd.com/myers291/ (make him use it) Jeff's Letterboxd: https://letterboxd.com/jmyersonfires/

    The Golden Carousel: Part 2 and extremely out of date Succession takes

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 20, 2023 40:06


    Don't mind us, just clearing the backlog. Join us this week for some incredibly relevant takes and stick around to see us smooth out the Golden Carousel. Topics from the headlines of "today": Dungeons and Dragons Another discussion of the grass being greener The Natural We preview Succession and Barry a month after their conclusions Want more from us? Check out these links: Ryan's Letterboxd: https://letterboxd.com/myers291/ (make him use it) Jeff's Letterboxd: https://letterboxd.com/jmyersonfires/

    The Golden Carousel: Part 1 and the dire existential threat of AI

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 13, 2023 49:08


    The boys are back! Welcome to the latest installment of our extremely current media takes and the flawless introduction of our latests tale: The Golden Carousel. Topics from the headlines of "today": The meme of M3GAN and its sister film Ex Machina Disney Parks cast members? A slightly behind watch of Peaky Blinders and True Detective Appreciating for the musical stylings of Hans Zimmer Want more from us? Check out these links: Ryan's Letterboxd: https://letterboxd.com/myers291/ (make him use it) Jeff's Letterboxd: https://letterboxd.com/jmyersonfires/

    Greener Grass: Part 3 Plus Extremely outdated thoughts on The Last of Us

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 3, 2023 57:15


    Another timely episode of Not Coming Soon is here! I know you have been ripe with anticipation to hear our thoughts on the latest news in media and the conclusion of our latest story: Greener Grass. Topics from the headlines of "today": - Oscar Nominee, Triangle of Sadness - Bullet Train and the potential Bond of tomorrow - Pontificating on The Last of Us 3 Episodes behind - Why you should watch Poker Face Want more from us? Check out these links: Ryan's Letterboxd: https://letterboxd.com/myers291/ (make him use it) Jeff's Letterboxd: https://letterboxd.com/jmyersonfires/

    Greener Grass: Part 2 Plus Can James Gunn Save the DCU?

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 9, 2023 52:14


    Another timely episode of Not Coming Soon is here! I know you have been ripe with anticipation to hear our thoughts on the latest news in media and part two of our latest story: Greener Grass. Topics from the headlines of "today": The plight of Lydia Tár The origins of the house of male dance James Gunn's master plan for the future of DC Want more from us? Check out these links: Ryan's Letterboxd: https://letterboxd.com/myers291/ (make him use it) Jeff's Letterboxd: https://letterboxd.com/jmyersonfires/

    Greener Grass: Part 1 Plus Discovering the Twilight Franchise in 2023

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 23, 2023 40:49


    Welcome to a surprise drop of our next story! Get ready for the first installment of Greener Grass, a tale to show us that it's not always greener on that other side, not matter how much they can pay their gardener. Before we get to the exciting discussion on the latest idea that won't come soon, we've got some topics around the world of entertainment: Now that we've both enjoyed The Menu, we take a little bite We know you've been waiting for it: our take on Big Jim's latest blockbuster The long awaited return of the Brenmaster to cinemas Ryan's thoughts on Kaleidoscope Jeff's adventure through the Twilight Saga Want more from us? Check out these links: Ryan's Letterboxd: https://letterboxd.com/myers291/ (make him use it) Jeff's Letterboxd: https://letterboxd.com/jmyersonfires/

    Roanoke: Part 3 plus What is going on with Marvel??

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 14, 2023 51:46


    Start spreadin' the news about another classic episode of Not Coming Soon. We're so glad you could join us, and hope you're ready to be entertained. We'll be concluding our brainstorm towards the creation of our latest film: Roanoke. Before we get to the exciting discussion around the lost colony, we've got some topics around the world of entertainment: Longing to take a trip to a White Lotus estate Our thoughts on the latest Benoit Blanc caper An uneducated opinion on Marvel and the Disney leadership situation How Top Gun Maverick is the perfect plane movie in more ways than one Want more from us? Check out these links: Ryan's Letterboxd: https://letterboxd.com/myers291/ (make him use it) Jeff's Letterboxd: https://letterboxd.com/jmyersonfires/

    Roanoke: Part 2 Plus THE HIERARCHY HAS CHANGED

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 9, 2022 63:03


    Hello an welcome to another classic episode of Not Coming Soon. We're so glad you could join us, and hope you're ready to be entertained. We'll be continuing our brainstorm towards the creation of our latest film: Roanoke. Before we get to the exciting discussion around the lost colony, we've got some topics around the world of entertainment: See How They Run and how to pronounce Saoirse Ronan House of the Dragon and its various parallels She-Hulk A slight dip into Andor One of us discovers The Northman was Hamlet BLACK ADAM Want more from us? Check out these links: Ryan's Letterboxd: https://letterboxd.com/myers291/ (make him use it) Jeff's Letterboxd: https://letterboxd.com/jmyersonfires/

    Roanoke: Part 1

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 9, 2022 46:16


    Greetings and salutations, we are excited to bring you the latests Not Coming Soon! This week we are introducing a brand new speculative tale about the disappearance of Roanoke. Before we get there, we have much news and watch history to get to. Other topics include: Werewolf by Night The Woman King Ticket to Paradise Black Adam looming on the horizon Want more from us? Check out these links: Ryan's Letterboxd: https://letterboxd.com/myers291/ (make him use it) Jeff's Letterboxd: https://letterboxd.com/jmyersonfires/

    The Sequel: Part 3

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 13, 2022 59:43


    Hello and welcome to the latest installment of Not Coming Soon! Today we will be bringing you the conclusion to our three-part series on "The Sequel" a production no one wanted, from the fans to the talent. Before we get there, we have much news and watch history to get to. Other topics include: HUUUUGGGGGHHHHH NEWS Bachelor in Paradise Don't Worry Darling Old and M. Night Shyamalan Pirates of the Caribbean and the journey of a beloved family heirloom Want more from us? Check out these links: Ryan's Letterboxd: https://letterboxd.com/myers291/ (make him use it) Jeff's Letterboxd: https://letterboxd.com/jmyersonfires/

    The Sequel: Part 2

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 4, 2022 60:57


    Hello and welcome to the latest installment of Not Coming Soon! This week, we continue our conversation on the challenging production of The Sequel, a film not coming soon to a theater near you! Before we get there, we have much news and watch history to get to. Other topics include: Selling The OC (2022) The Haunted Mansion (2003) The Country Bears (2002) Meet Dave (2008) Me Time (2022) and the state of Netflix movies What We Do In The Shadows The Bear Shameless Want more from us? Check out these links: Ryan's Letterboxd: https://letterboxd.com/myers291/ (make him use it) Jeff's Letterboxd: https://letterboxd.com/jmyersonfires/

    The Sequel: Part 1

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 13, 2022 60:52


    Hello and welcome to the latest installment of Not Coming Soon! We are excited bring to you a brand new tale that we call: The Sequel. Missed the first one and afraid you won't understand the continuity? Don't worry, we haven't seen it either, join us as we figure it out. Before we get there, we have much news and watch history to get to. Other topics include: What we do in the shadows Disney plus price hikes Predators and Prey Bullet Train The state of streaming Oppenheimer Nope Want more from us? Check out these links: Ryan's Letterboxd: https://letterboxd.com/myers291/ (make him use it) Jeff's Letterboxd: https://letterboxd.com/jmyersonfires/

    Nope, That's My Twin: Part 3

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 17, 2022 69:01


    This is part 3 of our journey into the film of the distant future: "Nope, That's My Twin!" This will be our final look into the exciting adventure of a simple powerless man who just happens to have a super hero twin. This week we touch on casting, but let's be honest, we had quite a bit of content to catch up on. Talking points listed below. Other topics include: An indie film (Coherence) from the director of a vital short film in the Pirate's of the Caribbean franchise The troubled development of The Emperor's New Groove Watching Ratatouille in theaters in the year 2022 AD - Nope M. Night Shyamalan Becoming desensitized with The Boys - Stranger Things 4 The Drama at DC What's going on with Marvel Want more from us? Check out these links: Ryan's Letterboxd: https://letterboxd.com/myers291/ (make him use it) Jeff's Letterboxd: https://letterboxd.com/jmyersonfires/

    Nope, That's My Twin: Part 2

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 24, 2022 46:47


    Thank you for joining us for part 2 of our 3 episode spread on the "Nope, That's My Twin," a tale of ordinary men and the superheroes they might be related to. This week we propose an alternate title and delve deeper into the structure and details of our aquatic-themed villain. Other topics include: Jeff's Plague Watchlist The Boys Stranger Things 4 Severance The Staircase Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping Morbin' Time Want more from us? Check out these links: Ryan's Letterboxd: https://letterboxd.com/myers291/ (make him use it) Jeff's Letterboxd: https://letterboxd.com/jmyersonfires/

    Nope, That's My Twin: Part 1

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 30, 2022 42:52


    Welcome to the origins of a new kind of hero, one with a peculiar affliction... he's got a very unsure twin. In this episode, we cover the exciting family dynamics that result. Enjoy. Other topics include: Severance Prehistoric Planet Jurassic World Dominion Under the Banner of Heaven Chip and Dale Rescue Rangers Want more from us? Check out these links: Ryan's Letterboxd: https://letterboxd.com/myers291/ (make him use it) Jeff's Letterboxd: https://letterboxd.com/jmyersonfires/

    The Ancient Warrior: Part 3

    Play Episode Listen Later May 25, 2022 53:54


    Welcome to the conclusion of our inaugural 3-parter! We know you've all been on pins and needles in anticipation. In this episode, we get into our grand finale, casting, and other finishing touches. Other topics include: Not understanding how to use YouTube TV Star Wars - Lego Star Wars Star Wars Legos Moon Knight Want more from us? Check out these links: Ryan's Letterboxd: https://letterboxd.com/myers291/ (make him use it) Jeff's Letterboxd: https://letterboxd.com/jmyersonfires/

    The Ancient Warrior: Part 2

    Play Episode Listen Later May 5, 2022 36:21


    Our inaugural video episode! These are exciting times, aren't they? If enough of you watch, we'll buy actual equipment. Anyways... here is the much anticipated part 2 of The Ancient Warrior for your viewing pleasure.

    The Ancient Warrior: Part 1

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 28, 2022 46:30


    Were you thinking about Speedy Oil Change and Tune-Up? We were too, guess it's time for a change. Listen now to see what's new for the show and for the introduction to our latest title that will not be coming soon: The Ancient Warrior.

    The Optimal Trajectory?

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 3, 2022 60:45


    Welcome to another episode of Not Coming soon. This week we start off with our usual delayed discussion of current events. This entertainment gold is followed by the discussion of our next film centered on a man woken up from a 3 year slumber to find his life on a completely different Trajectory.

    Episode V: A Foot in Two Times

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 9, 2022 61:04


    Welcome back for another installment of Not Coming Soon, a title that can apply to multiple elements of this podcast. Today, we have a curious story of an unaware time traveler, on a journey to a land close to home, but forgotten to time. So get settled, press play, and get ready to hear the story that will likely never get made.

    Episode IV: There's Gold in That There Strip Mall

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 15, 2021 57:17


    Join us for the fictional tale based on a real treasure map. (Sound off in the comments if you get that reference)

    Episode III: Welcome to the Singularity

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 31, 2021 51:56


    Bet you thought we gave up oh ye of little faith. We back at it again with another installment. This week, we are thrown into the not too distant future of Mark Zuckerberg's metaverse. You won't want to miss this when it doesn't come to theaters.

    Episode II: Southwest Airlines

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 5, 2021 51:20


    In this thrilling installment of Not Coming Soon, we follow a man attempting to break the cycle of his mundane life (not unlike what our hosts might be trying with this very venture) and is swept up into a caper he never signed up for.

    Episode I: Let's Play a Game

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 18, 2021 29:13


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