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Welcome to Not for Educational Purposes, a How Did We Get Here Productions production. Join hosts Nova (they/them) and Kai (she/her) as they take subjects they often know nothing about and attempt to learn more about about them using the internet while they careen off-topic and see how far away from the original subject they can get. There will occasionally be some triggering topics, such as sex, drugs, death, blood, and other unsavoury things, so if any of those things make you squeamish, or if you're under the age of 18, please listen at your own discretion. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    • Sep 5, 2024 LATEST EPISODE
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    Not For Educational Purposes: Thnks Fr Th Mammaries (Episode 40)

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 5, 2024 65:07


    Welcome to Not For Educational Purposes, a How Did We Get Here Productions production, a podcast where two friends look stuff up on the internet and may or may not learn things. After a long break (thanks for your patience, everyone), we have returned! This episode has many things that we all love, mainly lots of questions about titties. Why are we attracted to them? Why is one titty smaller than the other? How big are our hosts boobies? And why isn't health care for people who have titties better? We also ask the uncomfortable questions such as: What's the difference between nipple and lip skin? What do they really mean when they say some people talk out of their ass? And where does your butt hole end? Needless to say, we learn a lot this episode: some of it good, some of it bad, and a lot of it unnecessarily uncomfortable. Podcast artwork by our very own Nova!Patrons get access to a special full version of this podcast! In addition, higher tier paying Patrons get early access to our regular version. Public access to the regular version of the podcast will be available on September 5th, 2024, most places podcasts are found. ♥If you'd like to support us and our work and want to join our Patreon, you can do so here: https://www.patreon.com/HowDidWeGetHereProductionsYou can find us on Instagram at: @hdwghproductionsYou can also email us at: hdwghproductions@gmail.comIntro music Info: Elevator Music by LesfmMusic Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtBNO48jJxM Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Not For Educational Purposes: Just Be a Good Person for Funsies (Episode 39)

    Play Episode Listen Later May 23, 2024 64:38


    Welcome to Not For Educational Purposes, a How Did We Get Here Productions production, a podcast where two friends look stuff up on the internet and may or may not learn things. On this episode, we have a trajectory but no itinerary, just like always. We learn about tattoos, and how they may or may not flavor you. Could tattoos and peg legs have something to do with each other? And what's better for your body, charcoal or microplastics? We devolve really quickly as Nova gets on the religious trauma train and we all remind everyone to do a good thing just for funsies. And remember kids, we are only a peer-reviewed podcast in the way that we have peers that review us.Podcast artwork by our very own Nova, featuring our cheerleader and bestie, Rev!Patrons get access to a special full version of this podcast! In addition, higher tier paying Patrons get early access to our regular version. Public access to the regular version of the podcast will be available on May 23rd, 2024, most places podcasts are found. ♥If you'd like to support us and our work and want to join our Patreon, you can do so here: https://www.patreon.com/HowDidWeGetHereProductionsYou can find us on Instagram at: @hdwghproductionsYou can also email us at: hdwghproductions@gmail.comIntro music Info: Elevator Music by LesfmMusic Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtBNO48jJxM Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Not For Educational Purposes: Some Animals Just Have Poop On Them (Episode 38)

    Play Episode Listen Later May 16, 2024 67:38


    Welcome to Not For Educational Purposes, a How Did We Get Here Productions production, a podcast where two friends look stuff up on the internet and may or may not learn things. On this episode, we ask the hard questions, like: Why does Nerd go by Kai sometimes? How do you diary? What is in Nerd's old diaries? We also learn about cat fur, what it has to do with their personalities, and why Ford (Nova's cat) is so dingy. Also: eyeballs are weird, hyenas are really cute, and wolves are bigger than you think. And to top it all off, we learn that sometimes... animals just have poop on them.Podcast artwork by our very own Nova, featuring our cheerleader and bestie, Rev!Patrons get access to a special full version of this podcast! In addition, higher tier paying Patrons get early access to our regular version. Public access to the regular version of the podcast will be available on May 16th, 2024, most places podcasts are found. ♥If you'd like to support us and our work and want to join our Patreon, you can do so here: https://www.patreon.com/HowDidWeGetHereProductionsYou can find us on Instagram at: @hdwghproductionsYou can also email us at: hdwghproductions@gmail.comIntro music Info: Elevator Music by LesfmMusic Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtBNO48jJxM Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Not For Educational Purposes: Pando for President! (Episode 37)

    Play Episode Listen Later May 9, 2024 62:21


    Welcome to Not For Educational Purposes, a How Did We Get Here Productions production, a podcast where two friends look stuff up on the internet and may or may not learn things. On this episode, we start as tame as we possibly can and talk about why bees sometimes sleep in flowers! What is a pollinator and could it be us? We also talk about the earth's largest living organism and is it taking over the world? How does Spanish Moss get into trees? Why are there bugs in them? Why did those bugs make little Nova have to take a bleach bath? All these questions and more on this episode!Podcast artwork by our very own Nova, featuring our cheerleader and bestie, Rev!Patrons get access to a special full version of this podcast! In addition, higher tier paying Patrons get early access to our regular version. Public access to the regular version of the podcast will be available on May 9th, 2024, most places podcasts are found. ♥If you'd like to support us and our work and want to join our Patreon, you can do so here: https://www.patreon.com/HowDidWeGetHereProductionsYou can find us on Instagram at: @hdwghproductionsYou can also email us at: hdwghproductions@gmail.comIntro music Info: Elevator Music by LesfmMusic Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtBNO48jJxM Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Not For Educational Purposes: Secret Handbag (Episode 36)

    Play Episode Listen Later May 2, 2024 57:55


    Welcome to Not For Educational Purposes, a How Did We Get Here Productions production, a podcast where two friends look stuff up on the internet and may or may not learn things. On this episode we get into some incredibly odd topics, such as: What happens when you don't get enough vitamin C? Blood swords? What happened to Greg and was it the Petrel's fault? What the hell is a gizzard stone? We also talk a lot about Happy Feet and Surf's Up, and how we should bring back animated bloopers.Podcast artwork by our very own Nova, featuring our cheerleader and bestie, Rev!Patrons get access to a special full version of this podcast! In addition, higher tier paying Patrons get early access to our regular version. Public access to the regular version of the podcast will be available on May 2nd, 2024, most places podcasts are found. ♥If you'd like to support us and our work and want to join our Patreon, you can do so here: https://www.patreon.com/HowDidWeGetHereProductionsYou can find us on Instagram at: @hdwghproductionsYou can also email us at: hdwghproductions@gmail.comIntro music Info: Elevator Music by LesfmMusic Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtBNO48jJxM Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Not For Educational Purposes: Heathen Sims Committing Sins (Episode 35)

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 25, 2024 61:17


    Welcome to Not For Educational Purposes, a How Did We Get Here Productions production, a podcast where two friends look stuff up on the internet and may or may not learn things. On this episode we got a question from one of our fablulous listeners! We talk about the origin of the word witch, what's a heathen and why we are proud to be one, and that Jesus is probably just a stage name. Also, did you know that 100% of people who drink dihydrogen monoxide die?Podcast artwork by our very own Nova, featuring our cheerleader and bestie, Rev!Patrons get access to a special full version of this podcast! In addition, higher tier paying Patrons get early access to our regular version. Public access to the regular version of the podcast will be available on April 25th, 2024, most places podcasts are found. ♥If you'd like to support us and our work and want to join our Patreon, you can do so here: https://www.patreon.com/HowDidWeGetHereProductionsYou can find us on Instagram at: @hdwghproductionsYou can also email us at: hdwghproductions@gmail.comIntro music Info: Elevator Music by LesfmMusic Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtBNO48jJxM Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Not For Educational Purposes: A Less-Exploding Whale of a Time (Episode 34)

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 18, 2024 58:05


    Welcome to Not For Educational Purposes, a How Did We Get Here Productions production, a podcast where two friends look stuff up on the internet and may or may not learn things. We've got a wet one for you guys! On this episode, Nova faces their fears as we dive below the waves to learn all about sea creatures! We're talkin' sea horse babies, how to do surgery on fish, and why are sharks so flippin' awkward? We also swing way into left field as we wonder what the Easter Bunny is: cryptid or fursona?Podcast artwork by our very own Nova, featuring our cheerleader and bestie, Rev!Patrons get access to a special full version of this podcast! In addition, higher tier paying Patrons get early access to our regular version. Public access to the regular version of the podcast will be available on April 18th, 2024, most places podcasts are found. ♥If you'd like to support us and our work and want to join our Patreon, you can do so here: https://www.patreon.com/HowDidWeGetHereProductionsYou can find us on Instagram at: @hdwghproductionsYou can also email us at: hdwghproductions@gmail.comIntro music Info: Elevator Music by LesfmMusic Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtBNO48jJxM Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Not For Educational Purposes: Shits 'n' Gigs (Episode 33)

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 11, 2024 56:56


    Welcome to Not For Educational Purposes, a How Did We Get Here Productions production, a podcast where two friends look stuff up on the internet and may or may not learn things. On this episode we get into some shits and have lots of gigs! Nova over-shares way to much and we talk about a lot of body stuff, such as vaginal glands, veggie tales, a little bit of endometriosis, and a lot about bellybuttons. Also, where are a platypus's titties? Can you bite yourself if you're venomous? And how do birds happen? This is a wild episode so strap in, grab your guard frog and get ready for some learnin'!Podcast artwork by our very own Nova, featuring our cheerleader and bestie, Rev!Patrons get access to a special full version of this podcast! In addition, higher tier paying Patrons get early access to our regular version. Public access to the regular version of the podcast will be available on April 11th, 2024, most places podcasts are found. ♥If you'd like to support us and our work and want to join our Patreon, you can do so here: https://www.patreon.com/HowDidWeGetHereProductionsYou can find us on Instagram at: @hdwghproductionsYou can also email us at: hdwghproductions@gmail.comIntro music Info: Elevator Music by LesfmMusic Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtBNO48jJxM Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Not For Educational Purposes: Hard to Get Hard (Episode 32)

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 4, 2024 62:01


    Welcome to Not For Educational Purposes, a How Did We Get Here Productions production, a podcast where two friends look stuff up on the internet and may or may not learn things. Dim the lights and get ready because on this episode we ask the hard questions like: who is the god of yeeting that baby out? Is Aphrodite the OG goddess of war? What's up with Eunuchs? And why are people so into tentacles? We also learn that Kai and Nova like different toxic video game characters and what the original porn was.Podcast artwork by our very own Nova, featuring our cheerleader and bestie, Rev!Patrons get access to a special full version of this podcast! In addition, higher tier paying Patrons get early access to our regular version. Public access to the regular version of the podcast will be available on April 4th, 2024, most places podcasts are found. ♥If you'd like to support us and our work and want to join our Patreon, you can do so here: https://www.patreon.com/HowDidWeGetHereProductionsYou can find us on Instagram at: @hdwghproductionsYou can also email us at: hdwghproductions@gmail.comIntro music Info: Elevator Music by LesfmMusic Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtBNO48jJxM Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Not For Educational Purposes: Canada: Looks Like a Cinnamon Roll, Would Kill You (Episode 31)

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 28, 2024 62:51


    Welcome to Not For Educational Purposes, a How Did We Get Here Productions production, a podcast where two friends look stuff up on the internet and may or may not learn things. On this episode, we get into all kinds of crimes like: What's the difference between the Mob and the Mafia? Do in-person bank robberies still happen? Where do banks keep their money? Was the Bible the first catfish? We learn that Kai is The Interloper, and that ye olde face-tune might have just been pen names. Also, what's the difference between a hoe and a hoe? By the way we are not trying to rob a bank! Allegedly.Podcast artwork by our very own Nova, featuring our cheerleader and bestie, Rev!Patrons get access to a special full version of this podcast! In addition, higher tier paying Patrons get early access to our regular version. Public access to the regular version of the podcast will be available on March 28th, 2024, most places podcasts are found. ♥If you'd like to support us and our work and want to join our Patreon, you can do so here: https://www.patreon.com/HowDidWeGetHereProductionsYou can find us on Instagram at: @hdwghproductionsYou can also email us at: hdwghproductions@gmail.comIntro music Info: Elevator Music by LesfmMusic Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtBNO48jJxM Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Not For Educational Purposes: No Prep, No Lube (Episode 30)

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 21, 2024 66:01


    Welcome to Not For Educational Purposes, a How Did We Get Here Productions production, a podcast where two friends look stuff up on the internet and may or may not learn things. For our 30th episode the only topic is that we can't stay on one. We learn about what salt has to do with ice cream, milk science, and that Nova is made uncomfortable by both horror and thrusting. We talk way too much about BL's, their lack of prep, and their strange audio. You also get dissolving bones with pineapples, ancient lesbians, and Kai as a soft dom. We hope you enjoy this off the rails episode!Podcast artwork by our very own Nova, featuring our cheerleader and bestie, Rev!Patrons get access to a special full version of this podcast! In addition, higher tier paying Patrons get early access to our regular version. Public access to the regular version of the podcast will be available on March 21st, 2024, most places podcasts are found. ♥If you'd like to support us and our work and want to join our Patreon, you can do so here: https://www.patreon.com/HowDidWeGetHereProductionsYou can find us on Instagram at: @hdwghproductionsYou can also email us at: hdwghproductions@gmail.comIntro music Info: Elevator Music by LesfmMusic Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtBNO48jJxM Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Not For Educational Purposes: The Fun Guy Episode (Episode 29)

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 14, 2024 52:32


    Welcome to Not For Educational Purposes, a How Did We Get Here Productions production, a podcast where two friends look stuff up on the internet and may or may not learn things. Get your learning hats on because in this episode we learn all about fungi! This includes molds, mushrooms, lichen, cordyceps, penicillin, and so much more! We also learn that gonads are people fruits and please for the love of the gods you hold holy, wear your shower shoes in public shower spaces.Podcast artwork by our very own Nova, featuring our cheerleader and bestie, Rev!Patrons get access to a special full version of this podcast! In addition, higher tier paying Patrons get early access to our regular version. Public access to the regular version of the podcast will be available on March 14th, 2024, most places podcasts are found. ♥If you'd like to support us and our work and want to join our Patreon, you can do so here: https://www.patreon.com/HowDidWeGetHereProductionsYou can find us on Instagram at: @hdwghproductionsYou can also email us at: hdwghproductions@gmail.comIntro music Info: Elevator Music by LesfmMusic Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtBNO48jJxM Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Not For Educational Purposes: An Exploding Whale of a Time (Episode 28)

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 7, 2024 62:52


    Welcome to Not For Educational Purposes, a How Did We Get Here Productions production, a podcast where two friends look stuff up on the internet and may or may not learn things. On this episode we meant to talk about fungi but side track the whole episode with questions about bodily functions such as: What are basal tears? What's a goiter? Are humans just meat mech-suits? And what does yawning and CPUs have to do with each other? The big take away from this episode is: emotions are hard, appointments are the worst, and don't stand next to an exploding whale.Podcast artwork by our very own Nova, featuring our cheerleader and bestie, Rev!Patrons get access to a special full version of this podcast! In addition, higher tier paying Patrons get early access to our regular version. Public access to the regular version of the podcast will be available on March 7th, 2024, most places podcasts are found. ♥If you'd like to support us and our work and want to join our Patreon, you can do so here: https://www.patreon.com/HowDidWeGetHereProductionsYou can find us on Instagram at: @hdwghproductionsYou can also email us at: hdwghproductions@gmail.comIntro music Info: Elevator Music by LesfmMusic Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtBNO48jJxM Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Not For Educational Purposes: Go the F*ck Outside (Episode 27)

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 29, 2024 56:34


    Welcome to Not For Educational Purposes, a How Did We Get Here Productions production, a podcast where two friends look stuff up on the internet and may or may not learn things. On this episode we don't learn a single thing as we talk about NFT's, shiny rocks, and digital money. We do, however, find out how solar power works, what the difference between direct and alternating currents is, and that friendship is the best thing to come out of the internet.Podcast artwork by our very own Nova, featuring our cheerleader and bestie, Rev!Patrons get access to a special full version of this podcast! In addition, higher tier paying Patrons get early access to our regular version. Public access to the regular version of the podcast will be available on February 29th, 2024, most places podcasts are found. ♥If you'd like to support us and our work and want to join our Patreon, you can do so here: https://www.patreon.com/HowDidWeGetHereProductionsYou can find us on Instagram at: @hdwghproductionsYou can also email us at: hdwghproductions@gmail.comIntro music Info: Elevator Music by LesfmMusic Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtBNO48jJxM Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Not For Educational Purposes: Why Kai Hates Standard Time (Episode 26)

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 22, 2024 59:47


    Welcome to Not For Educational Purposes, a How Did We Get Here Productions production, a podcast where two friends look stuff up on the internet and may or may not learn things. Welcome to the time travel episode, where we learn why time zones exist, who started them, and what daylight savings time has to do with candles. We also ask what the first railway accident was and what in the world is a water clock? Do you know when the Industrial Revolution started? And why are secretaries holding remotes?Podcast artwork by our very own Nova, featuring our cheerleader and bestie, Rev!Patrons get access to a special full version of this podcast! In addition, higher tier paying Patrons get early access to our regular version. Public access to the regular version of the podcast will be available on February 22nd, 2024, most places podcasts are found. ♥If you'd like to support us and our work and want to join our Patreon, you can do so here: https://www.patreon.com/HowDidWeGetHereProductionsYou can find us on Instagram at: @hdwghproductionsYou can also email us at: hdwghproductions@gmail.comIntro music Info: Elevator Music by LesfmMusic Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtBNO48jJxM Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Not For Educational Purposes: CATS!! (Episode 25)

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 15, 2024 55:12


    Welcome to Not For Educational Purposes, a How Did We Get Here Productions production, a podcast where two friends look stuff up on the internet and may or may not learn things. If you don't love cats, this is not the episode for you, because in this episode of Not For Educational Purposes, our feline loving hosts talk about the thing that's always in their hearts and messing with their allergies: our favorite subject, the house cat. We ask what makes people allergic to them? Where did they come from? Are cats clerics? And did they actually pull a Norse Goddess' chariot? Additionally, Nova struggles with Geography, we learn what a natural predator is, and that leopard seals are real cute until you see their teeth! So grab a chocolate croissant and maybe learn a thing about our little four legged friends.Podcast artwork by our very own Nova, featuring our cheerleader and bestie, Rev!Patrons get access to a special full version of this podcast! In addition, higher tier paying Patrons get early access to our regular version. Public access to the regular version of the podcast will be available on February 15th, 2024, most places podcasts are found. ♥If you'd like to support us and our work and want to join our Patreon, you can do so here: https://www.patreon.com/HowDidWeGetHereProductionsYou can find us on Instagram at: @hdwghproductionsYou can also email us at: hdwghproductions@gmail.comIntro music Info: Elevator Music by LesfmMusic Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtBNO48jJxM Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Not For Educational Purposes: Maybe She's Born With It, Maybe It's The US Military (Episode 24)

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 8, 2024 54:25


    Welcome to Not For Educational Purposes, a How Did We Get Here Productions production, a podcast where two friends look stuff up on the internet and may or may not learn things. Get your pencils ready and have you woobie in hand, class is in session! In this episode, Kai asks what Space Force is and Nova wants to know if it involves space missiles. We agree that there should only be weapons of no destruction, and want to know what's in the peanut butter shot? We learn about things Nova should have learned in their high school government class. Does the US actually work? And what the fuck are stocks and bonds? Should we just go back to throwing shiny rocks at people? Probably. Be prepared to take notes, there will not be a quiz.Podcast artwork by our very own Nova, featuring our cheerleader and bestie, Rev!Patrons get access to a special full version of this podcast! In addition, higher tier paying Patrons get early access to our regular version. Public access to the regular version of the podcast will be available on February 8th, 2024, most places podcasts are found. ♥If you'd like to support us and our work and want to join our Patreon, you can do so here: https://www.patreon.com/HowDidWeGetHereProductionsYou can find us on Instagram at: @hdwghproductionsYou can also email us at: hdwghproductions@gmail.comIntro music Info: Elevator Music by LesfmMusic Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtBNO48jJxM Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Not For Educational Purposes: Come and Go (Episode 23)

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 1, 2024 65:53


    Welcome to Not For Educational Purposes, a How Did We Get Here Productions production, a podcast where two friends look stuff up on the internet and may or may not learn things. On this episode of Not For Educational Purposes we learn once again that Nova has no idea how to relax, Kai and everyone needs to see The Room (not the horror movie), and both of our hosts should rewrite the English language. We're vegging out and learning about the origin of the work veggie and that some guy name Kelvin just wanted to be special. We talk a lot about bugs, worms and their packets, butterflies touching tips and the most dangerous dinosaur: The Spermatophore!!!Podcast artwork by our very own Nova, featuring our cheerleader and bestie, Rev!Patrons get access to a special full version of this podcast! In addition, higher tier paying Patrons get early access to our regular version. Public access to the regular version of the podcast will be available on February 1st, 2024, most places podcasts are found. ♥If you'd like to support us and our work and want to join our Patreon, you can do so here: https://www.patreon.com/HowDidWeGetHereProductionsYou can find us on Instagram at: @hdwghproductionsYou can also email us at: hdwghproductions@gmail.comIntro music Info: Elevator Music by LesfmMusic Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtBNO48jJxM Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Not For Educational Purposes: Tea and Genes (Episode 22)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 17, 2024 70:49


    Welcome to Not For Educational Purposes, a How Did We Get Here Productions production, a podcast where two friends look stuff up on the internet and may or may not learn things. As promised in Episode 21, this episode is all about Tea and Genetics! Kai teaches Nova all about DNA and things called nucleotides. We wonder if men should be on the endangered species list, and do extra chromosomes make an extra man? We learn about hormones, periods and get the most iconic quote from Kai, "The human body is a very, very strange place." Do you know how many types of tea there are? And when is tea not tea? When it's flower soup. You get all this and more in this wild episode of NFEP!Podcast artwork by our very own Nova, featuring our cheerleader and bestie, Rev!Patrons get access to a special full version of this podcast! In addition, higher tier paying Patrons get early access to our regular version. Public access to the regular version of the podcast will be available on January 17th, 2024, most places podcasts are found. ♥If you'd like to support us and our work and want to join our Patreon, you can do so here: https://www.patreon.com/HowDidWeGetHereProductionsYou can find us on Instagram at: @hdwghproductionsYou can also email us at: hdwghproductions@gmail.comIntro music Info: Elevator Music by LesfmMusic Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtBNO48jJxM Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Not For Educational Purposes: Putting the Gossip Back in Schools! (Episode 21)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 3, 2024 63:45


    Welcome to Not For Educational Purposes, a How Did We Get Here Productions production, a podcast where two friends look stuff up on the internet and may or may not learn things. In this episode, Nova forgot their list, so we are making it up as we go along! We learn that Nova and Kai are the same person in different fonts, intrusive thoughts are caused by what you would probably expect, Kai has a library brain, and the real train is the one we made along the way. We get into many wild topics, and while they are all fun we do need to add a HEAVY TRIGGER WARNING for the topic of death as our hosts also talk about why humans believe in things, like the afterlife and religion, and it gets kinda dark real quick.New podcast artwork by our very own Nova, featuring our cheerleader and bestie, Rev!Patrons get access to a special full version of this podcast! In addition, higher tier paying Patrons get early access to our regular version. Public access to the regular version of the podcast will be available on January 3rd, 2024, most places podcasts are found. ♥If you'd like to support us and our work and want to join our Patreon, you can do so here: https://www.patreon.com/HowDidWeGetHereProductionsYou can find us on Instagram at: @hdwghproductionsYou can also email us at: hdwghproductions@gmail.comIntro music Info: Elevator Music by LesfmMusic Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtBNO48jJxM Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Not For Educational Purposes: Under the Big Top (Episode 20)

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 20, 2023 59:05


    Welcome to Not For Educational Purposes, a How Did We Get Here Productions production, a podcast where two friends look stuff up on the internet and may or may not learn things. Come one, come all! In this episode we learn that a fair is not a theme park and circuses are still making their way around to Massachusetts. Also, Santa lives on an ice sheet, everyone is in space, and apparently jokes are in and movies made for adults are out. This episode will give you whiplash so fast you'll need to ask Kai to look up remedies on the next episode.Total Um's/Uh's removed from this episode: 98Huge thank you to Mister Nickle (@dorkzombi on Instagram) for our logo and artwork!Patrons get access to a special full version of this podcast! In addition, higher tier paying Patrons get early access to our regular version. Public access to the regular version of the podcast will be available on December 20th, 2023, most places podcasts are found. ♥If you'd like to support us and our work and want to join our Patreon, you can do so here: https://www.patreon.com/HowDidWeGetHereProductionsYou can find us on Instagram at: @hdwghproductionsYou can also email us at: hdwghproductions@gmail.comIntro music Info: Elevator Music by LesfmMusic Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtBNO48jJxM Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Not For Educational Purposes: After Dark (Sort Of) (Episode 19)

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 6, 2023 59:18


    Welcome to Not For Educational Purposes, a How Did We Get Here Productions production, a podcast where two friends look stuff up on the internet and may or may not learn things. In this episode we apologize to all of our parents as we talk about the shower scene, light sabers, and what makes something porn. Kai looks up death during sex and where the term, "coming out of the closet," comes from, all while Nova deals with yet more of their imaginary sound issues and very real sniffles.We had some weird audio again this time, apologies, friends. We're working on it!We've also added an Um/Uh counter. Current Um/Uh count for this episode: 76Huge thank you to Mister Nickle (@dorkzombi on Instagram) for our logo and artwork!Patrons get access to a special full version of this podcast! In addition, higher tier Patrons get early access to our regular version. Public access to the regular version of the podcast will be available on December 6th, 2023, most places podcasts are found. ♥If you'd like to support us and our work and want to join our Patreon, you can do so here: https://www.patreon.com/HowDidWeGetHereProductionsYou can find us on Instagram at: @hdwghproductionsYou can also email us at: hdwghproductions@gmail.comMusic Info: Elevator Music by LesfmMusic Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtBNO48jJxM Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Not For Educational Purposes: People are just Tractors (Episode 18)

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 22, 2023 52:49


    Welcome to Not For Educational Purposes, a podcast where two friends look stuff up on the internet and may or may not learn things. Much to Nova's dismay, we learn about math again in this episode as we search for when the first AI was invented. We also learn that American Sex Education is absolute garbage, apparently veggies are not real (neither are nuts), and Kai teaches us about the birds and the bees of baby plants.Now with a fancy new intro and better audio! Huzzah!Huge thank you to Mister Nickle (@dorkzombi on Instagram) for our logo and artwork!Patrons get access to a special full version of our podcast! In addition, higher tier Patrons get early access to our regular version. Public access to the regular version of the podcast will be available on November 22th, 2023, most places podcasts are found. ♥If you'd like to support us and our work and want to join our Patreon, you can do so here: https://www.patreon.com/HowDidWeGetHereProductionsYou can find us on Instagram at: @hdwghproductionsYou can also email us at: hdwghproductions@gmail.comMusic Info: Elevator Music by LesfmMusic Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtBNO48jJxM Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Not For Educational Purposes: A Bigger Bucket and Jesus Smut (Don't Ask) (Episode 17)

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 11, 2023 66:49


    Welcome to Not For Educational Purposes, a podcast where two friends look stuff up on the internet and may or may not learn things. We're back, baby! In this episode we learn about trash cans and quickly derail into chamber pots, Nova's grandmother's scary childhood story, Jesus Smut (blessed be), and the shows Boys Over Flowers and the Kings Affection. This is a wild ride, but a fun one? Maybe. You can decide.Apologies for the whacky audio! We're sorting some stuff out on our end to make that better.Huge thank you to Mister Nickle (@dorkzombi on Instagram) for our logo and artwork!Patrons get access to a special full version of our podcast! In addition, higher tier Patrons get early access to our regular version. Public access to the regular version of the podcast will be available on November 11th, 2023, most places podcasts are found. ♥If you'd like to support us and our work and want to join our Patreon, you can do so here: https://www.patreon.com/HowDidWeGetHereProductionsYou can talk to us on twitter at: @hdwghprodYou can also email us at: hdwghproductions@gmail.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Not For Educational Purposes: Don't Eat Beaver Ass (Episode 16)

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 28, 2022 53:50


    Welcome to Not For Educational Purposes, a podcast where two friends look stuff up on the internet and may or may not learn things. In this episode we're here to answer our own questions! We learn about the jello-fication days, that you can sneeze to make the weather nice, that English came from a trickster god, and that Italy's the boot.Huge thank you to Mister Nickle (@dorkzombi on Instagram) for our logo and artwork!Patrons get access to a special full version of our podcast! In addition, higher tier Patrons get early access to our regular version. Public access to the regular version of the podcast will be available on Dec 28/2022, most places podcasts are found. ♥If you'd like to support us and our work and want to join our Patreon, you can do so here: https://www.patreon.com/HowDidWeGetHereProductionsYou can talk to us on twitter at: @hdwghprodYou can also email us at: hdwghproductions@gmail.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Not For Educational Purposes: We're Back Baby (Episode 15)

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 5, 2022 56:11


    Welcome to Not For Educational Purposes, a podcast where two friends look stuff up on the internet and may or may not learn things. In this episode we learn about musicals and tap shoes, equal opportunity body snatching, and dolphins getting high.Huge thank you to Mister Nickle (@dorkzombi on Instagram) for our logo and artwork!Patrons get access to a special full version of our podcast! In addition, higher tier Patrons get early access to our regular version. Public access to the regular version of the podcast will be available on Nov 5/2022, most places podcasts are found. ♥If you'd like to support us and our work and want to join our Patreon, you can do so here: https://www.patreon.com/HowDidWeGetHereProductionsYou can talk to us on twitter at: @hdwghprodYou can also email us at: hdwghproductions@gmail.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Not For Educational Purposes: The Serial Killer Episode (Episode 14)

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 25, 2022 62:57


    Welcome to Not For Educational Purposes, a podcast where three friends, two Americans and a Canadian with google, may or may not learn things. We will be here every other Friday (usually, we try our best) where we will laugh, cry, and maybe not learn a thing or two. MAJOR TRIGGER WARNING FOR THIS EPISODE: We talk about serial killers, and the things serial killers do. There will be talk of many unsavoury things! This episode we learn about Barbara Millicent Roberts, that we stan inclusive brands, that some people like to eat other people but only consentually, and to leave children alone! Please.Huge thank you to Mister Nickle (@dorkzombi on Instagram) for our logo and artwork!Patrons get access to the podcast one day early! Public access to the podcast will be available on Mar 25/2022, most places podcasts are found (except Spotify, we hope). ♥ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Not For Educational Purposes: Kings Can Be Babies (Episode 13)

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 4, 2022 57:58


    Welcome to Not For Educational Purposes, a podcast where three friends, two Americans and a Canadian with google, may or may not learn things. We will be here every other Friday (usually, we try our best) where we will laugh, cry, and maybe not learn a thing or two. This episode we learn that not everyone has lockdown drills, that Napoleon was swarmed by rabbits, that Julie d'Aubigny exists, and that coconuts are sometimes horses.Huge thank you to Mister Nickle (@dorkzombi on Instagram) for our logo and artwork!Patrons get access to the podcast one day early! Public access to the podcast will be available on Feb 4/2022, most places podcasts are found (except Spotify, we hope). ♥ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Not For Educational Purposes: The Betty White Episode (Episode 12)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 23, 2022 60:24


    Welcome to Not For Educational Purposes, a podcast where three friends, two Americans and a Canadian with google, may or may not learn things. We will be here every other Friday (usually, we try our best) where we will laugh, cry, and maybe not learn a thing or two. This episode we learn that humans have art opinions, piercings have been named after people, AOL still exists, and that things happen just because white men said so.Huge thank you to Mister Nickle (@dorkzombi on Instagram) for our logo and artwork!Patrons get access to the podcast one day early! Public access to the podcast will be available on Jan 22/2022, everywhere podcasts are found. ♥ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Not For Educational Purposes: Three Aces in a Trench Coat (Episode 11)

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 24, 2021 67:53


    Welcome to Not For Educational Purposes, a podcast where three friends, two Americans and a Canadian with google, may or may not learn things. We will be here every other Friday (usually, we try our best) where we will laugh, cry, and maybe not learn a thing or two. This episode we learn that platypuses are broken, that bugs are a food dye, that safewords are mandatory, and that 9/11 was responsible for 50 Shades of Gray.Huge thank you to Mister Nickle (@dorkzombi on Instagram) for our logo and artwork!Patrons get access to the podcast one day early! Public access to the podcast will be available on Sept 24/2021, everywhere podcasts are found. ♥ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Not For Educational Purposes: Four Out of Five Fish (Episode 10)

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 10, 2021 63:36


    Welcome to Not For Educational Purposes, a podcast where three friends, two Americans and a Canadian with google (Plus special guest Mars!), may or may not learn things. We will be here every other Friday (usually, we try our best) where we will laugh, cry, and maybe not learn a thing or two. This episode we learn that the Addams' house was pastel, that strawberries are liars, that Saturn can be mansplained, and that elephant poop can become paper.Huge thank you to Mister Nickle (@dorkzombi on Instagram) for our logo and artwork!Patrons get access to the podcast one day early! Public access to the podcast will be available on Sept 10/2021, everywhere podcasts are found. ♥ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Not For Educational Purposes: Bennydict Cumberbranch (Episode 9)

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 27, 2021 44:59


    Welcome to Not For Educational Purposes, a podcast where three friends, two Americans and a Canadian with google, may or may not learn things. We will be here every other Friday (usually, we try our best) where we will laugh, cry, and maybe not learn a thing or two. This episode we learn that Pika's are cute, that Germany got prank'd, that the Bermuda Triangle is a weird place, and that human brains are shrinking.Special trigger warning for this episode: if you're a hypochondriac, be warned we're gonna talk about the human body a bit. ♥Huge thank you to Mister Nickle (@dorkzombi on Instagram) for our logo and artwork!Patrons get access to the podcast one day early! Public access to the podcast will be available on Aug 27/2021, everywhere podcasts are found. ♥You can find us on Patreon at How Did We Get Here Productions! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Not For Educational Purposes: Don't Lose Your Feet (Episode 8)

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 13, 2021 56:53


    Welcome to Not For Educational Purposes, a podcast where three friends, two Americans and a Canadian with google, may or may not learn things. We will be here every other Friday (usually, we try our best) where we will laugh, cry, and maybe not learn a thing or two. This episode we learn that Michelangelo was queer, that James is a jukebox, that your death can spawn a coral reef, and that we enjoy the definition of perturbed.Huge thank you to Mister Nickle (@dorkzombi on Instagram) for our logo and artwork!Patrons get access to the podcast one day early! You can find us on Patreon at How Did We Get Here Productions! ♥ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Not For Educational Purposes: Dragons Were Real (Episode 7)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 9, 2021 57:12


    Welcome to Not For Educational Purposes, a podcast where three friends, two Americans and a Canadian with google, may or may not learn things. We will be here every other Friday (usually, we try our best) where we will laugh, cry, and maybe not learn a thing or two. This episode we learn that James was born, Mammals have tiddies, the planet is a magnet, and phone numbers are weird.Huge thank you to Mister Nickle (@dorkzombi on Instagram) for our logo and artwork!Patrons get access to the podcast one day early! Support us on Patreon at How Did We Get Here Productions. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Not For Educational Purposes: Very Important Worm Anatomy (Episode 6)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 25, 2021 58:02


    Welcome to Not For Educational Purposes, a podcast where three friends, two Americans and a Canadian with google, may or may not learn things. We will be here every other Friday (usually, we try our best) where we will laugh, cry, and maybe not learn a thing or two. This episode we learn that aliens are real, that there's a game where bears eat people (we figured it out: we think it's Simmiland), that oxygen is garbage, and that Jay is obsessed with space.Huge thank you to Mister Nickle (@dorkzombi on Instagram) for our logo and artwork!Patrons get access to the podcast one day early! You can find us on Patreon at HowDidWeGetHereProductions. ♥ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Not For Educational Purposes: Everything is Magic and Time Isn't Real (Episode 5)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 4, 2021 59:22


    Welcome to Not For Educational Purposes, a podcast where two friends, a silly American and a smart Canadian with google (plus special-returning-guest-and-probably-future-co-host James), may or may not learn things. We will be here every other Friday (usually) where we will laugh, cry, and maybe not learn a thing or two. This episode we learn that Jay needs to cry, that wombats have square poop, that space is scary, and that music can be played for an unnecessarily long amount of time.Huge thank you to Mister Nickle (@dorkzombi on Instagram) for our logo and artwork! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Not For Educational Purposes: The History of Canananada (Episode 4)

    Play Episode Listen Later May 14, 2021 58:21


    Welcome to Not for Educational Purposes, a podcast where two friends, a silly American, and a smart Canadian with google, may or may not learn things. We will be here every other Friday where we will laugh, cry, and maybe not learn a thing or two. This episode we learn about the destructive nature of history, that there are more languages than Jay realized, and about a bird that looks like it belongs in a cartoon.Huge thank you to Mister Nickle (@dorkzombi on Instagram) for our logo and artwork! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Not For Educational Purposes: Sex-Ed the Podcast (Episode 3)

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 24, 2021 72:25


    Welcome to Not For Educational Purposes, a podcast where two friends, a silly American and a smart Canadian with google, may or may not learn things. We will be here every other Friday where we will laugh, cry, and maybe not learn a thing or two. This episode (featuring special guest James) we learn what an aglet is, that Jesus is just a real good dude, and that you need to find the G spot. Huge thank you to Mister Nickle (@dorkzombi on Instagram) for our logo and artwork! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Not For Educational Purposes: The Middle Child (Episode 2)

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 9, 2021 56:26


    Welcome to not for educational purposes, a podcast where two friends, a silly American and a smart Canadian with google, may or may not learn things. We will be here every other Friday where we will laugh, cry, and maybe not learn a thing or two. This episode, we learn why people have pubes, that a giant eagles might carry whales into the middle of the rain forest and that you can spend the night in a potato (It is almost always booked out, we looked).Huge thank you to Mister Nickel (@dorkzombi on Instagram)for our logo and artwork. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Not For Educational Purposes: Trip to the Safari (Episode 1)

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 29, 2021 60:27


    Welcome to Not for Educational Purposes, where we take a random subject we know nothing about and attempt to understand more about it using the internet while we careen off-topic and see how far away from the original purpose of the show we can get!Please be advised: this podcast is so unhinged that we lost the door centuries ago. There will be nonsense, chaos, lots of giggles, and most importantly, swearing and mild sexual content. Y'know, all the fun stuff. Tl;dr: not for children; listen at your own discretion.We will be here every other Friday where we will laugh, cry, and maybe not learn a thing or two. In this episode, we learn that some of us don't understand anything about the names of places or the way accents work.Huge thank you to Mister Nickel (@dorkzombi on Instagram)for our logo and artwork. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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