Paper People Jokes

4 NEW JOKES this week on the app! F. Senior - "Fart in Bed" D.H. Thompson - "Aggie Swim" seniorvantes2 - "Marry Mom?" Richard Barbieri - "Donuts in Space!" Plus some classic priest jokes peppered in by B. Ray Get the app for: iPhone & iPod Touch-- http://www.ppjapp.com iPad--http://www.ppjpad.com

The Paper People Jokes apps are now available for iPhone and iPad- they're perfect for a nice pick-me-up! http://www.ppjapp.com

Watch it here: http://www.paperpeoplejokes.com/jokes/skinnydip Warning! Contains nudity.

Share the Wealth! http://www.paperpeoplejokes.com/jokes.grass

***WARNING- NUDITY*** http://www.paperpeoplejokes.com/jokes/elephant

Watch the full joke at: http://www.paperpeoplejokes.com/jokes/deer

See the full joke at: http://www.paperpeoplejokes.com/jokes/confess

See the full joke at http://www.paperpeoplejokes.com/season2/clean Happy Easter, Pirate-style!

A clean joke about dieting! See the full joke at http://www.paperpeoplejokes.com/season2/clean

WARNING: MATURE AUDIENCES ONLY Episode 2.1 Now Playing at www.paperpeoplejokes.com/season2

Now that's sexy. Submit a joke for Season 2 of Paper People Jokes: http://www.paperpeoplejokes.com

Watch animated jokes! Submit jokes! Become famous, win prizes! www.paperpeoplejokes.com Paper People Jokes. Funny animated jokes. Starring you.

Don't just watch a show on YouTube, be a part of one! Submit a joke today- paperjokes@yahoo.com

Season One of Paper People Jokes concludes with the first Paper Peepy Awards ceremony. You voted for your favorite joke- now see who won the coveted Peepy Award! Season Two will return in early 2010. Send me your jokes, and maybe you'll be up there on stage receiving a Peepy Award next year! bray@brandonray.net

Lions! Violence! Clowns! OH MY!!!! These "Feasting Felines" put the PUN back in punishment! Thanks for the ha ha, Robert Ray (aka Dad)! The polls are open! It's time to VOTE for your favorite Paper People Joke!!! Tell us who you thought told the best joke this season- just go to the VOTING BOOTH video and leave a COMMENT stating your favorite Paper People Joke and/or joke teller. We need your opinion!!! You can always simply EMAIL me your vote: bray@brandonray.net Vote now, and stay tuned to the most auspicious occasion in paper joke-telling animation this year, The Paper Peepy Awards!!!!

Insults! Harassment! 'Fowl' Play??? A woman and a wise-cracking parrot go head-to-head in this week's joke from fellow Vimean Jay Mayo. Jay, I love this joke!!! Who told the best joke this season? Starting October 19th, help determine the winner of this season's Paper Peepy Award. Fame! Glory!!! All it takes is a click!!! Voting will take place at http://www.paperpeoplejokes.com The official rules will be posted soon!

Sexism! Objectification! Father and son bonding! All this and more when a redneck family hits the Big City for the first time in this week's joke. Thanks for the kick *ss joke, Robert Ray (a.k.a. Dad). :) www.paperpeoplejokes.com Subscribe to the podcast, see all the episodes, submit a joke, or even vote for your favorite episode starting October 19!

A helicopter pilot makes an elderly couple an offer they can't resist... but the price might be deadly (and hilarious)! Thanks for the joke, Laura Rivas! http://www.paperpeoplejokes.com c2009 Brandon Ray

Booze! Reporters! Old Dudes!!! Laugh along with Andy Saulietis' joke! Let's become friends! facebook.com/paperpeople All things Paper People, visit paperpeoplejokes.com

Violence! Kidnapping! Beethoven? Watch Jill & Jenny's jokes... they're too hot for TV (not really, but they're pretty funny)! Y'all are some funny ladies, Jill and Jenny! Thanks for uploading jokes!!! Be a part of the fun! Tell a joke, or even animate one- watch my tutorial to find out how: ae.tutsplus.com/tutorials/motion-graphics/how-to-make-paper-people/ For all things Paper People, visit paperpeoplejokes.com

70-year-old George gets help from God when he pees... or does he? Hilarious joke read by Robert Neustadt. Thanks Robert!!! For all things Paper People, visit paperpeoplejokes.com -Subscribe to the Podcast -Vimeo Channel -Youtube Channel -Facebook -Twitter -Submit a joke!

The CIA's hiring a new assassin, and there are three candidates for the new position. Which one will pass THE TEST? Thanks for the joke, Bill Krahmer! For all things Paper People, visit www.paperpeoplejokes.com : -Podcast -Facebook -Twitter -Submit a joke!

Two jokes in this episode about cute little animals! - The Flying Turtle - The Swearing Fish Thanks for the jokes, Laura Ray & Ranjana Thomas!!!! You'll see that Laura submitted her joke by recording a video of herself telling it, uploading it to Vimeo or YouTube, and PRESTO- it got Paper Animated using her voice and likeness!!!! You can do it, too! Remember, there's a new episode EVERY MONDAY. Thanks for all the support! www.paperpeoplejokes.com Copyright 2009 Brandon Ray. All Right Reserved.

Top-notch joke, Gian Luca! Paper Peopel Jokes takes jokes you submit and animates them with construction paper! Paper People Jokes will be having an award ceremony honoring the "best joke" of the season. After episode 19 of Paper People Jokes airs in November, official voting will commence. So remember Gian and vote for him then if you're a fan of this episode. In the meantime, let the joke tellers know you enjoyed their jokes by leaving "likes" or "comments" for their jokes. Facebook - facebook.com/paperpeople Twitter - twitter.com/paperjokes Email - joke@houstonedit.com

This week's joke is special... it's done in a traditional stop-motion paper animation method by special guest animator Lisa Ray! I think it's pretty darn awesome (and that's not just because she's my woman). Remember, if you animate a joke like Lisa did, you'll be featured in an upcoming episode also. Oh, and thanks for the funny joke, Tamara Levine! And don't forget about the Paper Peepy Awards- they'll happen this November on Episode 20 of Paper People Jokes. After Episode 19, you'll be able to vote on whose joke you liked the best this season. Until then, feel free to keep on giving "Likes" and "Comments" to show the joke tellers how much you enjoyed their jokes!

Storms! Desperate women! Sex on a plane???? This week, we've got a joke from Westin Lohne. Could be the best joke yet! Thanks for the hilarious joke, Westin! Paper People Jokes will be having an award ceremony honoring the "best joke" of the season. If you think Westin's joke is the best, vote for it by "rating it" or leaving it a "comment." In November, we'll tally up which joke has the most "likes" and "comments" to determine who wins the honored Paper Peepy Award. Or if you think a previous joke was the best, go back to its vimeo or youtube page and leave a comment or rating. You'll decide who wins the Paper Peepy! Vote on: Vimeo- www.vimeo.com/channels/paperpeople or Youtube- www.youtube.com/paperpeoplejokes

Thanks goes out to Bill Dean and his daughter Melissa for this week's joke! Make it great, participate! Drop off a good joke that you'd like to see animated, or animate a joke yourself. Paper People Jokes is seeking collaborators for joke-telling and animating alike. Let's have fun together, spread some laughs! Paper is pretty neat. Facebook - facebook.com/paperpeople Twitter - twitter.com/paperjokes Email - joke@houstonedit.com

Thanks for the joke, Alice Fulks! Your jokes + paper animation = Paper People Jokes Email or comment me a joke, you might be on the next PP Jokes! New joke every Monday. Send me a joke animated with paper, and you'll definitely be on the next episode! Copyright 2009 Brandon Ray. Let's be Paper Pals! Facebook - facebook.com/paperpeople Twitter - twitter.com/paperjokes Email - joke@houstonedit.com

It's the 5th Episode Anniversary Spectacular! To mix it up, I made up an original joke (it's a new version of a classic). With that said, I must decree a warning... for mature audiences only. :o This episode, we're also featuring an original animation from Pamela Watkins from Lincoln, Nebraska. Thanks for the submission Pam, even though it's a little violent (and I personally have no beef with lawyers). Like always, we're looking for new jokes- comment a joke, record yourself telling your favorite joke, or even animate a joke and you'll be featured on a future episode! Your jokes + construction-paper = Paper People Jokes! YouTube - youtube.com/paperpeoplejokes Facebook - www.facebook.com/paperpeople Email - joke@houstonedit.com Website: www.brandonray.net/ppjokes Copyright 2009 Brandon Ray.