Park Snobs

Join us as we explore all of our favorite activities from our trip to Disney World in February of 2020, specifically Animal Kingdom and Epcot!

Join us as we dive into all we ate at Magic Kingdom, Animal Kingdom, Hollywood Studios, Epcot, Islands of Adventure and Universal Studios in Orlando. Hint: the pizza at Via Napoli is the bomb.com and if you hear the words Pecos Bill, run for the hills.

Join us for an extremely candid conversation about our most recent trip to the Disney World and Universal Studios/Islands of Adventure parks in Orlando. We discuss our five favorite experiences and our five least favorite experiences, mentioning Star Wars Galaxy's Edge, Hagrid's Motorbike Ride and others along the way.

Wondering if each attraction at Magic Kingdom is worth an hour wait? Join us as we dive into half of the attractions at Magic Kingdom in Walt Disney World and give you our opinions regarding what is and isn't worth waiting for.

Hollywood Studios is a huge park with lots of attractions, and several areas of the park are new within the past few years. The lines will be long and the park will be packed - so how do you decide which attractions to prioritize and which ones can wait (when you just can't)? We've got that covered for you in this week's episode of our Worth the Wait series.

We continue our worth the wait series back at Universal Studios on the Islands of Adventure side. Should you wait an hour for any of these 18 attractions? The Park Snobs help you figure it out.

Lately, no matter when you go to the parks, you'll always be waiting in a line (or ten), so in this second episode in our "Worth the Wait" series, we take you through Animal Kingdom and help you decide which rides are worth waiting an hour for, and which ones you should skip altogether.

Join the Park Snobs... and Ryder... and Luca in this first edition of our new series: Worth The Wait. We walk you through which of the 15 attractions at Universal Studios are worth waiting an hour for, and which ones you should pass on. As the park lines continue to get longer and longer, fear not, we've got your back. Whether you're doing an adults-only trip or traveling with the kiddos, we help you decide which waits are just WORTH IT.

Where we've been and when we'll be back!

Join us as we interview the person responsible for the two train wrecks that we are: our mom, Stacy-y! From Snobbing about all things Magic Kingdom to playing a new game (bird is the word), we really make a mess of things!

Join us as we dive into another episode of Date, Marry, Dump - this time at EPCOT. From the best rides to the yummiest snacks to Rod Serling and Dick Van Dyke, we discuss everything around the world showcase and beyond.

Join us for this SPECIAL Park Snobs interview episode with one of our faves, Tamerra, AKA MagicNCurls. We discuss all things Disney, from the D23 Expo to the best snacks to eat in the parks to the how Tamerra met her Prince Charming.

What's better than Magic Kingdom at Walt Disney World in Orlando, Florida? Trick question: the answer is Fantasyland (which is located in Magic Kingdom). Come snob with us as we talk all things Peter Pan's Flight, Cinderella's Castle, and . . . worm cinnamon rolls?

"The Dundies... are about the best... in every one of us!" - Michael Scott. He's not wrong guys, and in this episode the Park Snobs prove it by carefully selecting Dundie award winners at Universal City Walk. These are places you can't miss, whether you're looking for the best food, the best entertainment, the most fun, or the best place to take your [Scott's] tots. Grab a seat and get comfortable, because God is in this Chili's tonight, and it's time to hand out some Dundies that you can later display in a case above your bed.

In this episode of Park Snobs, straight out of the Twilight Zone, Jordan's husband Ryan makes a surprise appearance to discuss the top ten things we love about the Tower of Terror. Whether you've ridden it a million times, a few times, or not at all, this episode takes you through the best aspects of the experience without giving too much away.

Universal Studios' Wizarding World of Harry Potter is full of surprises, and Hogsmeade is one of the best places to discover them. Spend a perfect day at Hogsmeade with the Park Snobs and get some pro tips for riders, our best food and drink recommendations, and find out how to maximize your time in this snowy winter wonderland. Also, currently taking ideas for smuggling your muzzled muggle into the parks. Riddikulus? We think not!

Stop the presses! Heads up, bless up, everyone: Universal Studios Orlando announced last week that they're changing our lives with a brand new park. Epic Universe is coming in the next few years and WE. ARE. HERE. FOR. IT. Here's what we know so far...

So many countries, so little time! Join the Park Snobs in a trip around the world (or, just, ya know, the lake) and indulge in the best beverages each of Epcot's pavilions has to offer. How do you choose? We're so glad you asked...

In a galaxy far, far, away.... or actually just in Orlando, Disney's Star Wars boutique hotel is officially on its way, and, per usual, they're staying pretty tight-lipped. But the Park Snobs got ahold of some blueprints and it's time to break them down and dream stuff up!

Space Mountain, Splash Mountain, or Big Thunder Mountain? Which Mountain are YOU climbing? The Park Snobs dive into all of the Magic Kingdom's peaks, go over some unknown fun facts about each, and play a little date, marry, dump while they're at it.

From breakfast to lunch to dinner, and all the snacks in between, the Park Snobs take you through an entire day of eating at Animal Kingdom. Highlighting some of the best sit down restaurants, food stalls and adult beverages in the park, we encourage you to take the time to try it ALL... and to wear pants with a drawstring.

Nothing wrong with a healthy argument among sisters, right? In their 10th episode, the Park Snobs dive into a discussion on Universal Studios' track-roaming platform 3D motion rides, The Amazing Adventures of Spiderman and Transformers: The Ride. Which one is your favorite? And what are your feelings on Shia LaBeouf?

Walt Disney World is turning 50, and as a birthday gift, Epcot is getting a major facelift. This week, the Park Snobs dive into some of the most exciting attractions coming to the “golf ball park” in 2019, 2020 and beyond. From the new play pavilion that’s overtaking the Wonders of Life to a hot new restaurant that requires a dress-code (time to get extra snobby), they tell you everything you need to know (and a lot of what you don’t) about future Epcot!

Planning a bachelor or bachelorette party is stressful! So many moving parts and details to consider. But, never fear Disney and Universal lovers, the Park Snobs are here with their best suggestions for planning the best. party. ever. From pre-party purchases like ears and apparel, to booking the best hotel for your crew, to the best drinks to down while you're making your way around the world, to essential nightlife, to making sure you make the most of your trip, we've got you covered.

The Park Snobs are on vacation this week. Thank you to our Veterans and those currently serving, we are forever grateful for you on this Memorial Day, and every day!

Play date, marry, dump with the Park Snobs! Given three options, which one are you sticking with for life, casually kickin' it with, or just kicking to the curb? In this episode, dive into these important questions - and hear exactly why the Park Snobs are committing or quitting!

From 9 am to 9 pm almost every day, Hollywood Studios is your playground. But with so much to see and do, where do you start to make sure you're maximizing your time and your food intake (because, duh) in the park? In this episode, Morgan walks you through her perfect day at Hollywood Studios, step by step, from what you should eat, what attractions you can't miss (and which ones you need to ride several times in one trip), and what shows to see.

Jordan gets snobby with her suggestions for must-have Universal Park additions. Whether it's adding extra magic to the Wizarding World or diving into an iconic 1984 chick flick, she has awesome (and sometimes strange) ideas on how Islands of Adventure and Universal Studios can up the ante. Ride, see, and eat your heart out in the hot mess that is Jordan’s imagination.

The Animal Kingdom Lodge is one of Walt Disney World's Deluxe resorts, and a Park Snobs favorite. Jordan breaks down her favorite aspects of the stunning oasis, from the decor to the rooms to the food... and, of course, the animals (special live animal cameo in episode).

Universal Studios is jam packed with incredible rides, and they keep getting better year after year. In this episode of Park Snobs, Morgan explains why her top three favorites are can't-miss attractions (stay tuned for two bonus picks, because choosing is hard).

Epcot is THE spot for the best food Disney World has to offer. It can be overwhelming if you don't know what you want or where to go, especially in the World Showcase. In this episode of Park Snobs, Jordan breaks down her top three favorite places to grab a bite.

When it comes to vacationing in Orlando at Disney World and Universal Studios, we've got you covered. In this inaugural episode of Park Snobs, we walk you through our non-negotiables when "snobbing" the parks (or, simply, doing them right). From where you should stay, to how you should get around, to where to put your money to maximize its value, we lay it all out for you here. Hop on the Park Snobs train, nonstop service to the best parks on earth: go broke, then go home.