SCP Café

To quote the philosopher Sage Francis, you can't kill me, motherfucker.

SCP Wiki Administrator and Technical Team Co-Captain bluesoul discusses Wikidork, the work in progress to replace Wikidot.

The June 15th, 2020 Daily Recap covers Peter, the Perplexing Piper (2:31), Lizzy the Big Weird Dog (5:10), Of Lovataar and the Throne (7:09), SCP-5286 (8:58), and SCP-5950 (11:10).

The June 14th Episode discusses Procedure 420-Perinaldo (7:12), SCP-5730 (11:16), SCP-5256 (15:37), SCP-5590 (19:13), and Champions of Nothing (21:55).

The June 10th show discusses SCP-5662 (5:08), SCP-5280 (8:26), SCP-5907 (10:48), SCP-5430 (12:51), and the new candidates for promotion on Wiki staff (15:11).

No SCPs on this episode, just a discussion on ratings and rating systems.

No SCPs on this episode, just a discussion of being promoted to SCP Wiki Administrator, and the development of Wikidork.

The June 5th episode is dedicated to Breonna Taylor. It discusses SCP-5152 (4:39), My Lonely Child (6:50), MKWHITEOUT and How the CIA Tried to Kill Pride (10:25), SCP-5628 (12:20), SCP-5102 (13:50), and SCP-5716 (15:44).

The June 4th episode covers "Shuffle Puppies" (1:55), SCP-5465 (3:01), SCP-5805 (5:51), and ends with a discussion about what "there is no canon" really means (8:00).

The June 3rd episode discusses a new merchandising program (2:31), then covers the Underread and Underrated for June (6:42), The Horn Blows Into The Morning (10:02), Department C (13:01), SCP-4764 (18:07), and SCP-5250 (20:51).

The June 2nd, 2020 episode discusses Wikidot Next (1:15), SCP-5298 (3:15), Tim & Audrey Had A Daughter Named Fae (5:17), SCP-5530 (6:55), Marcelles_Raynes's art page (9:53), SCP-5683 (11:21), and upcoming licensing news (13:15).

bluesoul reviews the bill for SCUTTLE in May 2020. WARNING: Nerd Stuff

The May 30th, 2020 show challenges you to write a shitty first draft (1:40), provides some Wikidot news (7:16), then discusses It's Fine, But It Still Hurts (12:22), SCP-5630 (15:58), SCP-5725 (18:00), SCP-5403 (20:17), and SCP-5095 (25:16).

We begin a new daily format to be run for 30 episodes in June, and discuss Sunfire (12:18), SCP-5190 (15:20), and SCP-5460 (20:52).

In this short episode, bluesoul discusses his #5 pick for best articles of 2019.

For Jamcon day 1, bluesoul covers wiki news and does a deep dive on his entry, SCP-5222.

A recap of current events with bluesoul and the wiki, and the first half of the 10 best articles of 2019.

A quick regrouping session as we look at the past, present, and future of SCP Cafe and the SCUTTLE backup platform.

The Recap for weeks 49 and 50 cover a dozen articles, including SCP-4026 (7:40), SCP-4901 (10:14), SCP-4469 (13:32), SCP-4654 (18:21), SCP-4197 (27:11), SCP-4492 (32:37), SCP-4372 (35:39), SCP-4962 (43:02), SCP-4746 (46:30), SCP-4486 (51:38), SCP-4801 (56:24), SCP-4596 (1:01:08), and the weekly mailbag (1:03:40).

The Week 48 recap covers SCP-4601 "Revenge Of The Redd Mennace!", SCP-4996 "The Demon, The Deal, and The Trashcan Elvis", SCP-2743 "Suttungr Nevermore", SCP-4345 "Not your Home, not your Pain, not your Self", SCP-4453 "Wholesome Family Goddess", and SCP-3906 "Blasphemous Balut Parade" in a new rapid format.

The Week 47 recap covers SCP-4879 "Art in the Time of Elitism" (9:02), SCP-4394 "Liquid Piano" (19:55), SCP-4793 "Stele" (30:38), SCP-4612 "Not All Gods Decompose" (32:25), and the weekly mailbag. (57:54)

The Week 46 recap show covers SCP-4362 "Achilles Defense Systems" (5:38), SCP-4374 "This Is You" (18:18), SCP-4379 "New Sun Will Rise, and Shadows Quickly Fade" (33:04), SCP-4691 "Locked In" (53:11), SCP-4677 "Coke, Cow, and Capitalism" (1:06:49), and the weekly mailbag (1:24:14).

The Week 45 recap show begins with an update on personal and current events, and then covers SCP-4685 "Every Man Must Pay His Due" (18:38), SCP-4829 "Umbryo" (24:45), SCP-4509 "The Windigo Cold Cases" (28:43), SCP-4788 "Cash Cow" (32:58), SCP-4709 "At The Risk Of Sounding Repetitive" (39:39), SCP-4581 "Anti-Racist Audiocassette" (47:19), SCP-055-PT (53:59), and SCP-4742 "A Job Well Done" (56:26).

The Week 42 Recap covers SCP-9999-J "Ground Beef" (3:34), SCP-4957 (13:56), SCP-4607 "Whalefall City" (22:07), SCP-4706 "An Array of Nonsense" (45:03), SCP-4608 "Appleseed" (1:02:50), SCP-4932 "Sadly, Nothing Lasts Forever" (1:04:08), and the weekly mailbag. (1:24:05)

The Week 41 recap covers SCP-4542 "Bug Bunnies" (3:51), SCP-4781 "Sour and Dill" (18:20), SCP-4428 "Dr. Michaels" (26:32), SCP-4675 "I Don't Exist" (43:40), SCP-4715 "A Demon Born of War" (1:01:01), the weekly mailbag (1:24:55), and extended discussion on the SCUTTLE site backup project. (1:26:39)

The week 40 recap covers SCP-4382 "Entropic of Hulwick" (3:34), SCP-4578 "A Good Guy with a Gun" (32:18), SCP-4686 "Hugs 4 Everyone" (39:28), SCP-4518 "MBMBMBMBMBMBMBaM" (50:33), SCP-4756 "A Reborn Man" (1:03:03), and the weekly mailbag (1:18:14).

The Week 39 recap covers SCP-4763 "Down The Tragedy Well" (2:01), SCP-4389 "Big Ol' Eyebrows" (6:29), SCP-4383 "Sticks and Stones, Blood for Old Bones, a Curse Forever Thirsty" (16:02), SCP-2212-J "CALL NOW AND GET APOLLYON FREE!" (32:16), SCP-4866 "Murderer™, a product of Optimark Synthetic Personnel Solutions" (37:25), and the weekly mailbag (58:28). Related Reading: Kate McTiriss's Proposal

The Week 38 recap covers SCP-4778 "All's Whale that ends Whale" (6:28), SCP-4352 "Storytime" (20:06), SCP-4967 "Thaumielvis" (32:13), "#StormSite19" (41:16), SCP-4547 "Exterminans" (47:32), "Thank You, Reviewers" (49:10), and the weekly mailbag (1:05:30).

The Week 37 recap covers SCP-4296 "The Voyeur" (1:11), SCP-4773 "SCP-4773-2, and a stuffed bear" (11:49), SCP-4857 "[DESIGNATION AVAILABLE]" (27:39), SCP-4346 "Searching for Friends in a Room Full of Loneliness" (54:39), SCP-3272 "It's Rainin' Men, Hallelujah" (1:02:25), and the weekly mailbag (1:10:15).

The Week 36 Recap covers SCP-4319 "By Girls, for Girls" (1:39), SCP-4978 "BROOK TOWN BEAT DOWN" (16:18), SCP-4407 "TalaV, the Punishing Demon" (39:49), SCP-4924 "Tunnel Revenant" (50:11), SCP-4643 "The Wheel of Fire" (1:21:20), and the Weekly Mailbag (1:40:04).

The Week 35 recap covers SCP-4891 "A Great Pestilence" (5:28), SCP-4192 "A Strange Particle" (13:20), SCP-4565 (19:21), SCP-4436 "Jesus Saves" (32:28), SCP-4485 "Such Black Light" (48:51), SCP-4661 "SINCITY" (51:56), and the weekly mailbag (1:15:01).

The Week 34 recap covers SCP-4624 "Mandatory Fun" (6:14), SCP-4553 "Bob Shepherd, Anthropomorphic Mass of Worms and United States Representative of the 3rd Congressional District of Nebraska" (23:00), SCP-4395 "That Contagious Thing" (35:32), SCP-4925 "(1) Missed Call" (44:56), SCP-4707 "R.E.A.D." (56:35), SCP-ES-100 "For Your Safety, Use The Stairs" (58:47), and the weekly mailbag (1:22:57).

The second half of the two-part recap, we examine the first, second, and third-placed collaborations in the 2019 Collaboration Contest.

The Week 33 Recap covers SCP-4484 "StreamSavers" (5:57), SCP-4386 "B Gone, B" (13:28), SCP-4495 "A God for Pigs" (48:49), SCP-4263 "Gemini" (58:41), SCP-4506 "Eternal Child Star" (1:11:33), and the weekly mailbag (1:25:36).

The first of a two-part recap, we look at 33 articles that were submitted to the 2019 Collaboration Contest.

The Week 32 Recap covers SCP-4938 "Sweat of the Sun" (8:04), SCP-577 "All Alone in the Moonlight" (28:05), SCP-4162 "An Egg That Kills You For No Reason" (38:57), SCP-4156 "Last Bastion" (49:33), SCP-4971 "Rituals" (1:07:38), SCP-4468 "Take-a-Wish" (1:11:08), and the weekly mailbag (1:20:35).

The Week 31 Recap show covers SCP-4236 "It's the End of the World (And Everyone Feels Fine)" (9:01), SCP-1204 "The Social Disease" (29:42), Urine Too Deep (41:12), SCP Idiots with Numbers: The New HR (47:46), Seven Lies a Week (51:00), and the weekly mailbag (59:58).

The Week 30 show recaps SCP-4702 "Gehenna, Unknown To Man" (1:38), SCP-4982 "Heavy Lies The Crown" (29:17), SCP-4878 "Six Foot Soldiers" (35:38), and SCP-4389-J "Can the Foundation do THIS??" (41:45). It also offers critique on SCP-4954 "Long Live The Tinsmith" (47:37), SCP-4168 "Decomposing Love" (57:01), and SCP-4593 "Clevair" (1:04:18). Also covered: Your Very Last SCP! (1:12:49) and the weekly mailbag (1:14:11).

The Week 29 recap covers SCP-4869 "Boltz From The Blue" (5:50), SCP-4219 "LUDROA" (25:31), SCP-371-J "peanut funi xd" (40:06), SCP-4261 "In Case of Emergency, Blow Shofar" (46:00), SCP-4780 "Shrunk" (1:05:06), SCP-281-FR (1:09:07), and the weekly mailbag (1:32:53).

The Week 28 recap covers SCP-4766 "My Beautiful, Beautiful Son" (4:53), SCP-4819 "Never Miss the Last Day of Summer" (15:04), SCP-4056 "Nuclear Family Unit" (33:11), SCP-4853 "&SCP-4853" (49:48), SCP-4867 "Wyoming Territory, 1867-1870" (57:05), SCP-4710 "Sheen Gojira" (58:29), and the weekly mailbag (1:13:16).

In this special Deep Dive episode, I talk about the two entries that aismallard and I submitted for the Collaboration Contest, SCP-4406 "SUDDEN THUNDER" and UIU File 2017-102: WHISPER IN THE WIND.

The Week 27 Recap covers SCP-4838 "Lover's Quarrel" (7:10), SCP-4631 "Never a Devil Again" (17:01), SCP-4338 "Vulcan, the Disaster" (33:47), SCP-4176 "taxes" (58:33), SCP-4257 "public transit by dado" (1:06:54), SCP-4587 "A Dog's Purpose" (1:15:37), and the weekly mailbag (1:30:31).

The Week 26 recap covers SCP-4251 "Natural Selection" (7:17), SCP-4846 "Friendly Fossils" (23:35), SCP-4851 "Artificial Selection" (35:42), SCP-4692 "The Curious Case of Jackson W. Parnell" (47:21), SCP-4497 "Whose Cuisine Reigns Supreme?!" (1:07:00), and the weekly mailbag (1:27:40).

The Week 25 recap covers SCP-5297-EX (4:59), SCP-4415 "Humanoid Containment Chamber #λ045" (19:59), SCP-4279 "A Toast to my Finished Thesis" (33:50), SCP-4211 "Memoirmento" (49:51), SCP-4489 "Apologies" (59:06), and the weekly mailbag (1:09:26).

The week 24 recap show includes SCP-4229 "Mother's Gift" (14:00), SCP-4182 "There Is No Site-5" (33:07), SCP-4877 "9.8 m/s²" (50:30), SCP-4165 "Well, at least the idea has legs" (1:10:23), SCP-4431 "Bleeding Beneath Antarctica" (1:17:49), SCP-378 "Brainworm" (1:20:11), and the weekly mailbag (1:38:29).

The Week 23 recap includes SCP-4297 "The Emu-lution of War" (4:02), SCP-4621 "An Eternal Fiery Nightmare" (28:27), SCP-4228 "Karma Kameleon" (56:07), SCP-4046 "What do you want to be when you grow up?" (1:16:03), and SCP-4670 "Pigs in Blankets" (1:22:16).

The Week 22 recap show covers SCP-4730 "Earth, Crucified" (5:17), SCP-4667 "I Am Become Teeth" (46:04), the End of Death Canon (1:08:54), SCP-4810 "Hunt Stupid Game, Win Stupid Prizes" (1:09:34), SCP-4264 "Lesson Plans for Calhoun County" (1:33:12), SCP-4913 "5-Star [REDACTED]" (1:43:59), and the Weekly Mailbag (1:52:01).

Making A Monster begins with talking about conceptualizing ideas, and explains eight different paths to begin coming up with ideas, from evoking a specific emotion to changing how the reader sees some facet of everyday life. The exercise is performed during the episode.

The Week 21 recap show includes SCP-4885 "Find Him" (7:30), SCP-4439 "The Weeping Child" (23:21), SCP-4064 "It's not you, it's us" (41:01), SCP-4288 "Your Dirty Little Secret" (54:38), SCP-4662 "Billy's Already Home" (1:01:38), and the weekly mailbag (1:13:42).

The Week 20 recap show features SCP-4152 "BASEMENT LOVE, Acrylic on canvas" (9:38), SCP-4465 "No Man Is An Island" (27:10), SCP-4826 "No One But Me Gets To Say When I Die" (29:59), SCP-4769 "Physics Teacher" (35:00), SCP-4534 "Thousands of Photographs Of My Favourite Women" (59:54), SCP-4322 "Sleepless Dreams" (1:12:56), SCP-4797 "Spire" (1:19:49), SCP-4246 "Thalassomania, or The Dreams of the Firstborn" (1:21:05), and SCP-990-J "Dream Dude" (1:22:34). Patron Selections: Ethics Committee Orientation (58:43)

The Week 19 Recap show covers SCP-4617 "Selfish Preservation" (9:00), SCP-4355 "OZYMANDIAS, KING OF KINGS" (20:34), SCP-4143 "Infinitestine" (35:52), SCP-4311 "I care about you." (47:17), SCP-4341 "Unimal Life" (1:00:27), SCP-4153 "Vincent Price presents...IT CAME FROM SITE-9!" (1:02:18), and the Weekly Mailbag (1:13:25).