Lauren and Russ slowly make their way through *Where the Sidewalk Ends* by Shel Silverstein. Commentary and relations to current events abound.
Send us a textWeird birds.Ducks.Mallards.Mallard hybrids.Migration.Birds aren't real. shelwereadapoem@gmail.com@ShelWeRead
Send us a textDumb inventions.HeadOn.Apply directly to the forehead.Bicycles. shelwereadapoem@gmail.com@ShelWeRead
Send us a textBirthdays.Dragons.Names.England. shelwereadapoem@gmail.com@ShelWeRead
Send us a textChatGPT.Magical thinking.Delusions.Nextdoor. shelwereadapoem@gmail.com@ShelWeRead
Send us a textCantaloupe.Food poisoning.Listeria.Muskmelon.Listeria. shelwereadapoem@gmail.com@ShelWeRead
Send us a textPoison tasting.Crappy jobs.Wild Animus. shelwereadapoem@gmail.com@ShelWeRead
Send us a textIce cream.Gelato. Sorbet. Soft serve.ソフトクリーム.It's only ice cream. shelwereadapoem@gmail.com@ShelWeRead
Send us a textPee.Pee-pee. Piss.It's only piss. shelwereadapoem@gmail.com@ShelWeRead
Send us a textCompetitive eating.Competitive eating fatalities. Takeru Kobayashi.Joey Chestnut. shelwereadapoem@gmail.com@ShelWeRead
Send us a textThe World's Worst Poet.The World's Worst Macbeth. William McGonagall.It's just William McGonagall. shelwereadapoem@gmail.com@ShelWeRead
Send us a textEels.Eels. Eels.It's just eels. shelwereadapoem@gmail.com@ShelWeRead
Send us a textRestaurants.Breastaurants. Vegas.Heart attacks. shelwereadapoem@gmail.com@ShelWeRead
Send us a textBorders.ICE. Visas.Workaway. shelwereadapoem@gmail.com@ShelWeRead
Send us a textSafes.Anvils. Pianos.Cartoons.Tex Avery. shelwereadapoem@gmail.com@ShelWeRead
Send us a textPaint.Sherwin-Williams.Egg tempera. shelwereadapoem@gmail.com@ShelWeRead
Send us a textCereal.Cracklin' Oat Bran.John Harvey Kellogg.Webster Edgerly. Chex. shelwereadapoem@gmail.com@ShelWeRead
Send us a textSleep drooling.Scrying.Witches.Fushigi. David Bowie.Crystal balls. shelwereadapoem@gmail.com@ShelWeRead
Send us a textNow Russ is sick.Mucus.Canada / US trade war.Buried treasure.New format discussion. shelwereadapoem@gmail.com@ShelWeRead
Send us a textLauren's still sick.Hypernormalisation. Fostering cats. David Lynch. shelwereadapoem@gmail.com@ShelWeRead
Send us a textLauren's still sick.Sinuses.Getting cancelled. Neil Gaiman. Copenhagen Interpretation of Ethics.shelwereadapoem@gmail.com@ShelWeRead
Send us a textLauren's still sick.Sinuses.LA.Mashle.Dandadan.shelwereadapoem@gmail.com@ShelWeRead
Send us a textEveryone is sick.Cracker Barrel. The American Dream.New Year's Resolutions.Nosferatu. shelwereadapoem@gmail.com@ShelWeRead
Send us a textRuss and Lauren recorded this one separately.Happy New Year. shelwereadapoem@gmail.com@ShelWeRead
Send us a textThis (very) special episode was recorded November 1, 2024 -- just after Russ and Lauren had returned from long trips. shelwereadapoem@gmail.com@ShelWeRead
Send us a textLuigi.Illinois.Flags.Anne of Green Gables.shelwereadapoem@gmail.com@ShelWeRead
Send us a textUnitedHealthcare.Korea.Busy week.shelwereadapoem@gmail.com@ShelWeRead
Send us a textTurkey.Thanksgiving.shelwereadapoem@gmail.com@ShelWeRead
Send us a textComplaints.Hot Frosty. shelwereadapoem@gmail.com@ShelWeRead
Send us a textChickpeas.Power outages.Weather websites.Things that are plugged in.Pig races. shelwereadapoem@gmail.com@ShelWeRead
Send us a textWe're back!Slight election talk.Lots of Japan. Smoking.People Zoos.Trains. shelwereadapoem@gmail.com@ShelWeRead
Send us a textRuss reads "Hamlet as Told on the Street."shelwereadapoem@gmail.com@ShelWeRead
Send us a textRuss reads "Not with a Bang" by Howard Fast.shelwereadapoem@gmail.com@ShelWeRead
Send us a textRuss reads A Collapse of Horses by Brian Evenson.shelwereadapoem@gmail.com@ShelWeRead
Send us a textRuss reads A Collapse of Horses by Brian Evenson.shelwereadapoem@gmail.com@ShelWeRead
Send us a textRuss reads Buying Mittens by Nankichi Niimi.shelwereadapoem@gmail.com@ShelWeRead
Send us a textRuss reads Lafcadio: The Lion Who Shot Back.shelwereadapoem@gmail.com@ShelWeRead
Send us a textRuss reads Lafcadio: The Lion Who Shot Back.shelwereadapoem@gmail.com@ShelWeRead
Send us a textRuss reads Lafcadio: The Lion Who Shot Back.shelwereadapoem@gmail.com@ShelWeRead
Send us a textRuss reads Lafcadio: The Lion Who Shot Back.shelwereadapoem@gmail.com@ShelWeRead
Send us a textYou made it. This is the end of A Light in the Attic. shelwereadapoem@gmail.com@ShelWeRead
Send us a Text Message.Object sexuality (objectophilia)shelwereadapoem@gmail.com@ShelWeRead
Send us a Text Message.Schoolshelwereadapoem@gmail.com@ShelWeRead
Send us a Text Message.The Olympics shelwereadapoem@gmail.com@ShelWeRead
Send us a Text Message.TeslasThe OlympicsCeline Dion shelwereadapoem@gmail.com@ShelWeRead
Send us a Text Message.JD VanceAnthropomorphismTurtles shelwereadapoem@gmail.com@ShelWeRead
Send us a Text Message.Internet meme brainrot shelwereadapoem@gmail.com@ShelWeRead
Send us a Text Message.Completely talk of AI shelwereadapoem@gmail.com@ShelWeRead
Send us a Text Message.Parasitic twins... again!...also Japanese candy...shelwereadapoem@gmail.com@ShelWeRead
Send us a Text Message.Rainforest CafeBoredomBoards with nails in themshelwereadapoem@gmail.com@ShelWeRead
Send us a Text Message.The Seven Basic PlotsNothing newReese's cupsshelwereadapoem@gmail.com@ShelWeRead
Send us a Text Message.Tomihiro Hoshino星野富弘shelwereadapoem@gmail.com@ShelWeRead