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Drugs are very bad and you should definitely never do them.

What do falcons and hybrid cars have in common?

Some dicey conversations about abortion and salami ensue.

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Starting season 3 without a bang, nor a crash, not even a clatter. Just a faint whisper in the breeze that says, "Adrian may or may not be pregnant" but we're not listening because we have air pods in.

We are here to finish this book discussion so that we never need to discuss it again. Ana is coughing the whole time because she's sick once again. More like sick of this show. Ha. Y'all have some happy slotat-free holidays, we will start posting season 3 in the new year.

This is part 1 of 2 of this glorified season 1 recap. Mckenna is here, we love that. Its very low energy chill vibes. Carrie doesn't know what her own notes mean, so theres a lot of dead air while she tries to interpret them. There's fire alarms going off. Enjoy.

Lots of dead air in this one as we try to remember things that happen on the show. Spoiler alert for Sabrina the Teenage Witch, Wizards of Waverly Place, Greenlights, Don't Worry Darling, The Last of Us Part 2, The Secret Life of the American Teenager, Glee, something Swedish that Ana doesn't remember the name of, probably other stuff, it just felt like a lot. Email us with your grievances at slotatpodcast@gmail.com.

Happy thxsgiving, here's the season 2 finale. Greg is here. We catch up on the latest celeb drams. The only wedding in the show that matters happens. Good times. Good times. RIP to Carrie. She's not dead yet, but don't worry one day she will be.

This show is a prime example of the practice of floccinaucinihilipilification.

Carrie learns about the windmill metaphor from Don Quixote and Ana learns people can live for more than 50 years.

Ana derails this episode so many times and I only edited some of it out, so have fun listening to fire alarms, pizza ordering, and potential murderers.

That's not your steak, that's m'steak.

Mayim Bialik really takes us on a journey in this one.

Like sands through the hourglass, so are gender roles in America. I guess.

How can this episode produce 1 hour and 38 minutes of discussion? What could we possibly have to say about such a boring episode? I guess listen and find out.

The American healthcare system sucks, web design is hit or miss, and Neopets was great, as was Webkinz. So where is this episode on the scale from the American health care system to early internet animal care websites? That's the question isn't it. Let's discuss. Also if you know how discord works plz explain - slotatpodcast@gmail.com.

This is so long and it only covers half of the episode. It's the masturbation awareness episode so its v unhinged and requires much discussion. Featuring probably the most boring PSA I've done to date.

Bamy finally breaks up! We discuss landlines, spaghetti, and blood stuff.

This episode is totally awesome.

Uh, let's go to the beach-each Let's go get a wave They say what they gonna say I was today years old when I learned that those lyrics say "let's go get a wave," and not "let's go get away."

1. You shall have no other gods before Me. 2. You shall not make idols. 3. You shall not take the name of the Lord your God in vain. 4. Remember the Sabbath day, to keep it holy. 5. Honor your father and your mother. 6. You shall not murder. 7. You shall not commit adultery. 8. You shall not steal. 9. You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor. 10. You shall not covet.

"I can get emails on my phone now, so I don't need to be at a computer to answer emails anymore, because I can get them on my phone and then respond to them on my phone, which is not a computer, which is what I had to use in the past to read emails, but now its the future and I can see the emails on my phone and then answer them without my computer which is very convenient because I have my phone right here and my computer is not right here but since I can get my emails on my phone I can look at my emails right here even though I don't have my computer here and then I can answer the email right away from right here even though I don't have a computer right here because I can answer the email using my phone, which is not a computer. This is the greatest technological advancement of the 21st century." -Ricky and Amy this whole episode

Greg's back! Moose has arrived! New Griffin lore unlocked!

We try to distract ourselves from the content of this episode by discussing fries, puzzles, and vacuum cleaners. Unfortunately, it doesn't work well enough and Ana starts to play with fire instead.

Two zillenials discuss the process of purchasing a home as if that is ever something they will be able to afford.

Skipping right over the summer that everyone talked about last episode, the cast goes back to school. Alas, no breaks from hallway scenes for us. That's ok though, because Griffin has entered the chat.

School's out for summer. School's out forever. I'm bored to pieces. Email us at slotatpodcast@gmail.com!

In this episode you are treated to ASMR of Ana eating. I don't like it.

Bonus PSA for you, Pocahontas' last words were allegedly "All must die. 'Tis enough that the child liveth."

This is the funeral episode. We talk a lot about funerals and cremation and death. So you know it's a good one.

Ring ring.... helLO

Jumping head first into season 2, you get a special in person episode featuring many grievances and several tangents. Check out quouts5 on youtube for some stellar abandoned prison content, also email us at slotatpodcast@gmail.com.

Look at where we are. Look at where we started. The fact that we're alive is a miracle. Look at this shiny new email address - slotatpodcast@gmail.com.

We have finally made it to the end of season one. Wild. Enjoy further discussions of fruit, we won't shut up about it.

The season 1 finale is here, and we discussed it so hard. Topics include fresh babies, ice chips, and the Aokigahara Forest.

The band camp flash back is upon us.

The shortest podcast we've done to date? Apparently it's because Greg split up the episode unevenly, so blame and/or thank him.

This episode includes some very important discussions about Britney Spears, linguistics, and eggs.

#notallwaffles

Greg prays for us, Randy is in some classic dcoms, and Skylar says hey.

In this one we complain about remakes and we learn just how anticapitalist Carrie actually is.

What I've felt What I've known Never shined through in what I've shown Never free Never me So I dub thee unforgiven

What if I told you that we talked about the episode and also had some tangents?

I don't know why this episode is this long, I swear my notes were like half as long as usual. We definitely did not record this episode over 2 separate days, there were definitely no incidents that would have caused that. I think the intro song is an instrument that was already used, but I can't be bothered to check. We talk about tea, Aly and AJ, and ancient Egyptian gender reveals. Overall, this episode feels kinda cursed, would not recommend.

Its an Easter special! Kinda. Carrie has been dragged back into this hellhole kicking and screaming. We don't talk about the actual episode until 15 minutes in, and the ending has a quite a bit of dead air that I hope you enjoy listening to. Somewhere in the middle we end up discussing opiates, suspenders, and architecture.

we continue on this ridiculous double child bride charade complete with what is in my opinion the worst outfit amy has worn thus far. Spoiler alert, things do not go well.

Dear God we have arrived at the wedding episode. Amy doesn't know how to make an omelet, I don't know how to spell, and no one knows how to keep this damn baby. Tangents include thigh gaps, seed oil, and TAM. Proceed with caution.

In this episode, Carrie is still dead, the sun blinds Greg, Tangentstazia . We also learn that we don't need purity rings so long as we have therapy and Shawn Johnson.

Dude I dont even know. This episode is eternal. The whole gang is a mess. Please don't put raw meant in your eyes.

Ana is back again with some stranger who is impersonating a podcast host. This is the one where ben get's beat up! and its awesome. We also go into detail on Tom Brady, the Spanish language, and what exactly is a tiktok. BRB tho cause we both have to pee.