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A Pathfinder live-play podcast featuring the Skull & Shackles adventure path.

Swiss Army Scorpion


    • May 30, 2025 LATEST EPISODE
    • weekly NEW EPISODES
    • 1h 2m AVG DURATION
    • 511 EPISODES

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    The Swiss Army Scorpion podcast is an absolutely fantastic actual play podcast that I recently stumbled upon. From the moment I started listening, I was hooked and couldn't stop myself from binge-listening to every episode. The chemistry between the players and the Game Master is palpable, creating a truly immersive experience for the listener. The audio quality is top-notch, allowing every word to come through crystal clear.

    One of the best aspects of The Swiss Army Scorpion podcast is the incredible storytelling and world-building. The Game Master effortlessly weaves together intricate plots and compelling narratives that keep you on the edge of your seat. The players fully embrace their characters and bring them to life with their exceptional roleplaying skills. Each episode is filled with suspense, excitement, and surprising twists that leave you eagerly anticipating the next installment.

    Additionally, the production value of this podcast is outstanding. The sound effects and music enhance the overall atmosphere of the game, making it feel like you're right there alongside the characters in their epic adventures. The editing is seamless, ensuring a smooth listening experience without any unnecessary distractions.

    While it's difficult to find any major flaws in this podcast, one minor downside is that occasionally there can be slight audio inconsistencies between different episodes. However, this does not detract significantly from the overall enjoyment of the show and can easily be overlooked.

    In conclusion, The Swiss Army Scorpion podcast is an absolute gem for fans of actual play podcasts. With its engaging storytelling, talented cast, and impressive production quality, it offers a truly immersive experience that will keep you entertained from start to finish. Whether you're a Pathfinder enthusiast or simply enjoy well-crafted stories filled with adventure and humor, this podcast is definitely worth checking out. Don't miss out on this thrilling journey with The Swiss Army Scorpion!



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    Latest episodes from Swiss Army Scorpion

    Sky King's Tomb EP12 - Fazil Found, Party Drowned?

    Play Episode Listen Later May 30, 2025 71:16


    This week, the party dives back into the Gauntlet—literally. After narrowly escaping a death trap, they finally track down Fazil. But if only that were the most dangerous part of the session… Hope someone remembers how to make a swim check!

    Sky King's Tomb EP11 - Leveled Up and Locked In

    Play Episode Listen Later May 23, 2025 69:26


    This week, the party celebrates their first-ever level up! Hope everyone made great choices—what could possibly go wrong? Certainly nothing dangerous awaits them in the Gauntlet as they set off in search of Fazil... right?

    Sky King's Tomb EP10 - From Death's Door to the Back Door of Highhelm

    Play Episode Listen Later May 16, 2025 77:27


    This week, the party wraps up their dealings with Treg and the ever-demanding Lady Shimmersnips. Fresh off a narrow brush with death, some of the group decide to press their luck even further—diving into the shadier, underground offerings of Highhelm. What could possibly go wrong?

    Sky King's Tomb EP9 - Leeches, Lies, and Noble Sighs

    Play Episode Listen Later May 9, 2025 80:22


    This week, the party does their best to assist the ever-dramatic Lady Shimmersnips—though she doesn't exactly see it that way. Here's hoping she hates leeches more than she fears dentists!

    Pinchers, Problems, and Prized Pets

    Play Episode Listen Later May 2, 2025 77:00


    This week, as the party puts the final nail in the House of Six Nails, Ektar asks them to lend a hand to his friend Treg in the Depths—who's having trouble with his prized crab. Let's just hope no one has a shellfish allergy!

    Sky King's Tomb EP7 - Nailed It... Or Did They?

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 25, 2025 111:45


    This week, the party delves deeper into the mysteries of the House of Six Nails. Will they uncover the source of the disturbance—or end up wishing they'd never stepped through the door?

    Sky king's Tomb EP6 - A Stable Case of the Spooks

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 18, 2025 94:00


    This week, the party trades in their hammers for Scooby-Doo snacks as they investigate a supposedly haunted stable... but is there more to it than meets the eye?

    Sky King's Tomb EP5 - Too Hot to Handle, Too Furry to Flee

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 11, 2025 77:55


    This week, the party is rocked by a sudden explosion—turns out a shipment of wild pyre weasels has escaped, and Burntown's going up in smoke! Can our heroes contain the chaos, or will they get scorched trying to save the day?

    Sky King's Tomb EP4 - Elga's Treat, Fate's Heat

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 4, 2025 77:13


    After a hard morning's work, the party enjoys some well-earned Burntown curry at Curry R Us, courtesy of Elga. But they'd better hope the only thing burning is their lunch—because things are about to heat up even more in Burntown!

    Sky King's Tomb EP3 - Burntown Beatdown

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 28, 2025 85:29


    Fresh off their impressive showing at the Stickleberry Festival, the party sets out for Burntown to test their mettle at B'Hammers—Elga the blacksmith's proving grounds. Can they swing their way to glory, or will they leave with nothing but bruised egos and throbbing thumbs?

    Sky King's Tomb EP2- Guts, Glory, and Stickleberries!

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 21, 2025 86:03


    Welcome back to week two of Sky King's Tomb! This week, the party faces their biggest challenge yet: the legendary Stickleberry Sweep—a feat so rare it hasn't been pulled off in 50 years! Can they charm the crowd, out-eat the competition, and secure their place in history? Probably not... but stranger things have happened! Tune in to find out!

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    Sky King's Tomb EP1- Tailor Made Trouble

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 14, 2025 122:05


    Welcome back to the first episode of our first 2E Adventure path. Boy was this a fun episode to record. So come join us as we start a new journey with some new players and new DM.

    War For the Crown 4 - Circular Logic

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 7, 2025 115:30


    Reminder: Next week will be the first episode of our Sky King's Tomb play through. For any one that has been enjoying War for the Crown, episodes 1-11 are up on our Youtube page. So make sure to head over there and hit that like button for us. 

    War for the Mask Episode 3 - The Hangover

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 28, 2025 139:44


    Well that party certainly ended with a bang. What will we do now that we find ourselves waking up in darkness (again?) after come catastrophic event?

    War for the Mask Episode 2 - Party Crashers

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 21, 2025 168:03


    Episode 2 of our War for the Crown playthrough is here for your enjoyment! Come join us as we navigate our way through the world of Taldor's politics en route to meeting some new friends and creating some new enemies.

    War for the Crown - Wading into the Shallow End

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 14, 2025 157:46


    Tyrant's Grasp Book 6 Retrospective

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 7, 2025 144:25


    The dust has settled, the Whispering Tyrant has been neutralized for now, and our heroes (mostly) paid the ultimate price. Now it's time to sit down and reminisce one last time about our journey through the Tyrant's Grasp AP and share some information on what's upcoming for the Inspired Incompetence podcast. As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

    Dice and Salt 129 - So Long and Thanks for All the Dice & Salt

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 3, 2025 42:06


    Lord Richter and Lady Toast are back, one last time, to discuss the interdimensional finale to the campaign and gush over the big musical number from the previous episode. Then, they get into Alex's basement of loneliness and discuss the advent of children's show-based memes. As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

    Tyrant's Grasp bonus - What If...Tar Baphon Won?

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 2, 2025 6:31


    Now that the proverbial dust has settled, we wanted to bring you this short interlude (that should have probably just been tacked onto the last episode) of what would have happened if Tar Baphon hadn't decided to play with his food just a bit too long.  As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

    Tyrant's Grasp 205 - I've Got All My Life to Live, I've Got All My Love to Give

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 31, 2025 105:52


    We've done our best to be a thorn in his side for a while now, and he's finally decided to pluck us out. Finally, we've done enough to warrant the direct attention of the Whispering Tyrant himself, now we just need to survive long enough to convince Tar Baphon to do the unthinkable. It's the final showdown with the big bad of Golarion, and we know we're not walking away in one piece either way, but will he? As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

    Dice and Salt 128 - In the End You'll be Dice

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 27, 2025 29:07


    Lord Richter and Lady Toast return this week to discuss the evolution of earthworms and just how long you should wait for certain conditions to resolve before calling your doctor. Then, they get into just how the guys are feeling right now and getting into a big musical number. As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

    Tyrant's Grasp 204 - As Long as I Know How to Love I Know I'll Stay Alive

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 24, 2025 61:00


    We were supposed to be safe in our little demiplane, separated from reality so that we could have one place where Tar Baphon couldn't find us. We were wrong. He found us, and now he's used one of his countless minions to rip a whole in the side of our safe haven, leaving us scrambling to figure out our next move with our options severely limited. As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

    Dice and Salt 127 - Astral Salt

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 22, 2025 23:39


    Lord Richter and Lady Toast return this week to talk about the philosophical conundrum of why dangerous things are so damned cute and cuddly. Then, they get into the conclusion of a battle against a bigass black dragon and discuss the high numbers involved in high level Pathfinder play. As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

    Tyrant's Grasp 203 - I Will Survive

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 17, 2025 60:12


    It's been a hell of a day. We've been needling Tar Baphon in the ribs all day long and had some pretty harrowing encounters to boot. Now it's time to take a break before we make our final push to end this ordeal, one way or the other. As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

    Dice and Salt 126 - Dice From a Hat Never Works

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 13, 2025 17:43


    Lord Richter and Lady Toast return this week to discuss the intricacies of high level combat buffing and blast radius projections. Then, they get into selfless acts of self destruction as it pertains to draconic knowledge. As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

    Tyrant's Grasp 202 - Oh, No, Not I

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 10, 2025 61:43


    Our efforts are starting to bear fruit. We've managed to get the Whispering Tyrant's attention, but not quite enough that he's willing to deal with us himself just yet. Instead, he's literally throwing a gigantic black dragon at us, so that's a fun development for us to deal with. As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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    Dice and Salt 125 - Salting Myself in the Corner

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 6, 2025 16:01


    Lord Richter and Lady Toast are back this week to discuss power of attorney before digging into the flaws of the periodic table. Then, Richter gets pedantic about Alex's unique monkey paw wish that he inflicted on Tom. As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

    Tyrant's Grasp 201 - Did You Think I'd Lay Down and Die?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 3, 2025 59:33


    After "surviving" an orbital strike from Tar Baphon himself, it's time to continue with the ongoing plan and keep doing what we can to disrupt the Tyrant's plans until he gets fed up enough to deal with us himself. This time, it comes in the form of an old "friend" from the big undead factory. As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

    Dice and Salt 124 - Dicey Orbital Strike

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 30, 2024 65:32


    Lord Richter and Lady Toast are back this week to discuss Episode 200 of the Inspired Incompetence podcast, in which a reference to the Death Star is perfectly apt and Thelais perfectly answers a question concerning his faith. Then, Alex joins to discuss the spectacle that has been 200 episodes of the podcast thus far. As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

    Tyrant's Grasp 200 - Did You Think I'd Crumble?

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 27, 2024 66:40


    200 episodes of this madness and you're still with us? Holy hell that's a lot of Inspired Incompetence, but we appreciate every minute you've spent with us piping into your ears more than we can express. Our story's not quite done, though, so let's get back into poking Tar Baphon in the side enough that he decides to take matters into his own hands. As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

    Dice and Salt 123 - A Salty Takedown

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 23, 2024 18:55


    Lord Richter and Lady Toast are back this week to file all of the HR complaints that are sure to get them fired. Then, they dig into the divine powers of polyhedrons and completely blank on the name of certain spells. As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

    Tyrant's Grasp 199 - Weren't You the One Who Tried to Hurt Me with Goodbye?

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 20, 2024 56:30


    With the extra credit out of the way, it's time to get down to the mission at hand: taking out Tar Baphon's lieutenants one by one. We start with a familiar-looking creature that is on it's way to decimate our allies, so it's up to us to intervene. As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

    Dice and Salt 122 - Oh I'mma Dicing Spell It Out For You

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 16, 2024 20:55


    Lord Richter and Lady Toast are back to continue to try to apply the main show's title naming conventions to the overall story in any way they can. Then, things get festive as they go over the cleanup operation following the guys taking down an optional combat that nearly wiped out their chances of winning this war. As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

    Tyrant's Grasp 198 - You're Not Welcome Anymore

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 13, 2024 59:26


    We made it through our first major test, now we need to figure out how to show our work. After all, what is the point of accomplishing major feats of heroism if you're not going to get recognized for them? As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

    Dice and Salt 121 - A Salty Pile of Corpses

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 9, 2024 37:44


    Lord Richter and Lady Toast are back this week to wax philosophical about everyone's state of being before getting into the fight between the guys and a particularly dickish enemy. Then, some non-consensual damage and precarious positions abound. As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

    Tyrant's Grasp 197 - Just Turn Around Now

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 6, 2024 56:17


    As if our current objective wasn't daunting enough, we've decided to add an optional battle to the mix against probably the most frustrating enemy we have faced thus far. Luckily, Tar Baphon is not the only one that can warp reality for the sake of convenience. As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

    Dice and Salt 120 - Traditional or Boneless Dice

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 2, 2024 13:56


    Lord Richter and Lady Toast are back this week to dig into the use of one's tongue when manipulating bones. Then, they get into the PCs attitudes regarding the presumed gauntlet of battles ahead of them as they careen towards the end of the AP. As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

    Tyrant's Grasp 196 - Go On Now, Go, Walk Out the Door

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 29, 2024 65:35


    With a plan in place for our suicidal climax, it's time for us to put said plan into motion. First things first, though, and there's an optional abomination that needs some attention. As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

    Dice and Salt 119 - Salty Reunions

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 25, 2024 19:56


    Lord Richter and Lady Toast return this week to discuss their dislike of fungi before diving into comparisons between PCs and old-school cartoon characters. Then they dive into the level ups that the guys obtained and try to deduce Matt's character instead of just asking him about it. As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

    Tyrant's Grasp 195 - If I'd Known for Just One Second You'd be Back to Bother Me

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 21, 2024 74:54


    With a small hiccup regarding our arrival to Absalom behind us, it's time for some shopping and a level up! Soak it in, because this is probably the last bit of good fun we'll have as we're staring down the end of this AP and our very existence. As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

    Dice and Salt 118 - Road to the Final Die is Cast

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 18, 2024 19:45


    Lord Richter and Lady Toast return to discuss Toast's disdain for milk, on the rocks or otherwise, before delving into milk's various disgusting uses. Then, they calculate just how much the guys screwed up in their mission to stop Tar Baphon's reinforcements as they move on to the final section of the adventure. As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

    Tyrant's Grasp 194 - I Should Have Changed that Stupid Lock and Thrown Away the Key

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 15, 2024 71:31


    For better or worse, we are finally done with Fallow Deep. We've cleared as much of the place as we're currently willing to, so it's time to stop putting off the inevitable. It's time to head for Absalom and get the final chapter of this adventure going. As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

    Dice and Salt 117 - Dicey Downtime

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 12, 2024 22:33


    Lord Richter and Lady Toast are back this week to marvel at the continued genius of the main feed's episode title naming conventions. Then, they go over the latest deadly battle and subsequent looting and fun downtime exploits. As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

    Tyrant's Grasp 193 - I Just Walked In to Find You Here with that Sad Look Upon Your Face

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 8, 2024 80:52


    We made it through round 2 with our diabolical frienemy and came out the other side with only minor scrapes and bruises, and a minor case of death. But now we're getting better and we're ready to move on and finish our business down here in Fallow Deep once and for all. As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

    Dice and Salt 116 - Salty Mythic Surges

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 4, 2024 20:24


    Lord Richter and Lady Toast are back this week to rattle at us like a dying light bulb and appreciate the main feed's episode naming conventions. Then they reflect on Thelais getting lit up like one of the Beacons of Gondor while literally fighting for his life.  As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

    Tyrant's Grasp 192 - So Now You're Back From Outer Space

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 1, 2024 69:46


    The Devil is back for round 2. After politely sitting on the sidelines while we cleaned up her supposed allies, a former foe makes us the same offer that we already refused once. Though no one had died before she offered it last time. Will this round go any differently? As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

    Dice and Salt 115 - Same Salt Deal, Same Dice Channel

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 31, 2024 24:27


    Lord Richter and Lady Toast return this week to continue the tradition of not getting Alex's introductory reference before getting into the weeds about how a specific weapon enchantment functions. Then Richter forgets his own notes about the episode as the guys had to play cleanup against way too many enemies. As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

    Tyrant's Grasp 191 - And I Learned How To Get Along

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 25, 2024 56:22


    Our old friend couldn't stay long, but her lackeys are still hanging around making things difficult for us. Now we're on cleanup duty trying to pick up the mess that was left for us while trying not to offend the otherworldly lady lounging in the corner. As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

    Dice and Salt 114 - Salty Enchantments and Dicey Smites

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 21, 2024 18:51


    Lord Richter and Lady Toast are back this week to get lost discussing representation in old Johnny Knoxville movies before they get around to talking about how cruel the players are in regards to NPCs in the main campaign. As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

    Tyrant's Grasp 190 - I Grew Strong

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 18, 2024 65:51


    After a long, deadly day in Fallow Deep, we finally got a chance to rest and recuperate a little bit. Now it's time to get back to it though, and the first thing we came across upon our re-entry is a couple of old friends with unfinished business with us. As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

    Dice and Salt 113 - Salty Pancakes and Metagaming

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 17, 2024 17:02


    Lord Richter and Lady Toast return this week to discuss half grains vs. whole grains and gush over the pyric victories the guys have done in a single adventuring day. Then they speculate on Tom's tendency to perform diplomatic functions with a level of tact that would make Richard Nixon blush. As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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