That Show F*cked Me Up!

If you have a dream about a tsunami taking you out, that might just mean that you need to lay off the Lorazepam for awhile and that your husband will be most likely be going to jail soon... But no more tsunami videos before bed, Lochy! Also, I wanted to add a quick PSA: do not smoke weed in Thailand, or you might end up releasing a shit ton of venomous snakes and putting your girlfriend- I mean life partner's life in danger.

If you're not popping a Lorazepam before a relaxation massage, did you even relax? Also, you shouldn't judge your massage by its lack of happy ending, Saxon. It's a resort not a brothel. I'm so bummed that I forgot to talk about how Rick was only nice to Chelsea after she had a traumatic experience! Is there some humanity left in him still? We'll see in the next few episodes!

We're in Thailand, baby! It's gonna be a lovely week that will unfortunately end with a shoot out, but at least they had fun while it lasted, right? Mike White is at it again, and he is not letting anyone off the hook- There will be death, violence, deceit, and a whole lot of BALD WHITE MEN aka LOSERS BACK HOME. Hope you enjoy season 17 of That Show F*cked Me Up! Let the wellness begin!

In the wrap-up for the "The Penguin", I mostly talk about "The Batman" (2022)? Yes, I do. Think of it like a prequel, that I probably should have watched before I started covering this season, but I didn't because I like to live life on the edge. I mention all the fun shenanigans The Riddler did before the bombs went off, my theories for Victor, and what I think of the Falcone half-sisters.

"We did it, Joe!" Another season has come and gone, and this one was definitely a chaotic ride! Can we give it up for backstabbing? I feel like backstabbing doesn't get the respect that it deserves because it really is an art, and Oz is the artist! That is one evil mofo, but he does know how to motivate a crowd! Join me next week as we do the wrap-up episode for this season! See y'all then!

Am I ever gonna recover from finding out Oz has been a piece of sh!t since childhood? Maybe, but Francis? Oh, that's a lifetime of pain and suffering- And she's enduring it. In this episode, we find out how truly evil our main character is. Give this episode a listen to find out what I am talking about.

As much as it pained me to admit, Oz did do some pretty badass things during this episode... But his reign of terror has to come to an end sometime, right? Stay tuned for next week's episode! It's going to be a bomb!

This episode was pretty much like your typical High School Homecoming. There were some good outfits, bitchy comments were made, people slayed (literally), popularity wars were ended and some also got burn. Not everyone can be a phoenix rising from the ashes, huh, Taj? Too soon? If I could pick the Homecoming court for this episode, I would crown Sofia Gigante as my one and only queen, and I guess Sal Maroni can be crowned as Homecoming king. It was definitely a sympathy vote for the latter. LOL. Enjoy the episode!

Cent'anni means wishing someone 100 years of good luck, but Sofia doesn't need luck when she's got revenge on her side. This is literally my favorite episode of the season since we get an inside scoop into my favorite girly, Sofia Gigante, of the Gigante Family. She's such a slay, and so is this episode! Give it a listen!

We're all chasing bliss, but Sofia was able to mass manufacture it! We stan this girl boss! Boss b!tch! Business woman! Also, can we talk about Oz's bias about women not being able to come up with good ideas? Like why does a man have to behind a great idea? Oz, take an implicit bias class! Please! I'm begging you! Hope that the bliss you are chasing after is soon as your disposal. If it was up to Sofia, she would have it delivered directly to your home!

If Sofia Falcone says that there is an inside man, Oz will be that inside man. Everything that occurred this episode was a perfectly crafted game of chess, and I can barely keep up cause I only learned how to play checkers (cue sad music for dumb people like me). Let's see what kind of game is in store for us next week, when Sofia and Oz unite as one and dance towards success.

After a horrible attack in Gotham City, fate brought Oz aka The Penguin and Victor Aguilar together. They became the best of friends and they never got into any trouble. NOT! The destruction of Gotham's sea wall created a domino effect that will be felt for a long time- As long as you're still breathing by the end.

We made it through season 15! The first animated TV Show ever covered in That Show F*cked Me Up! history! I am going to remember this season fondly because not only was it an amazing show, it was also an amazing season. Stick around to the end of the episode so that you are able to hear which show I will be covering for Season 16! See you then!

Just in case the name of the episode does not give it away: There is a really great fire that occurs during this episode. Not "great" as in cool, but "great" as in very big. A very big fire. We also have a shocking twist in one of our segments, which surprised even myself. Hope you enjoy the last episode of the first season of Blue Eye Samurai. I know I did! Disclaimer: My audio does this weird thing during the intro section of the episode, and I tried to fix it as best as I could. Hopefully, it's not too distracting.

The episode is titled "Nothing Broken" and even though no bones were broken- Spirits were definitely low. However, sometimes you just need one person (or two) to remind you of who you f*cking are and the power you hold. Always remember that!

Does Mizu ever catch a break? Not on this episode! My girlypop takes hit after hit, but she always bounces back. She also gets high, fights monkeys, gets attacked by some zombie-like creatures, and jump into a freezing cold lake. Just a normal day, amirite? We also learn a very important lesson about knowing when to throw the towel. Make sure to listen to my sermon on it.

THIS EPISODE IS A F*CKING MASTERPIECE! It's my favorite episode of the series and here is why: Not only do we get to see Mizu fight an entire Yakuza army, but we also get more information as to why Mizu is the way that she is aka full of hate... Yes, she has been seen as less than her entire life for being half white/half Japanese, but there's gotta be more to the story, right? There always is. Hope you like this episode just as much as I do!

Our girlypop, Mizu, finally comes face-to-face with our girlypop, Akemi, and they have a stare off over some hot sake. They don't end up doing sake bombs together (unfortunately), but there is definitely an explosion between the two. Also, who knew poetry had that effect on people? Not me, but now I am intrigued! I'll keep you posted on any future poetry endeavors that I partake on. LOL. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/thatshoweffedmeup/support

Lessons are learned this episode, because when a man jokes about having 500 archers all pointing their arrows at you- You should believe them. You should also believe that if you touch a woman without her consent- You might lose a hand. Shrug. Such is life! Go learn a lesson or two this episode! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/thatshoweffedmeup/support

In this episode we come head-to-head with the Four Fangs, the vicious warriors sent by Heji Shindo himself to capture the infamous "Blue Eye Samurai". We also see Mizu getting a lot of unexpected visitors this episode and none of them are good- Except Ringo. We can all agree in our mutual love for Ringo

Welcome to season 15, babyyy! I am super excited to cover Blue Eye Samurai because it's the first animated tv show in "That Show F*cked Me Up!" history! Not only that, but it has to do with my favorite thing in the whole wide world: REVENGE! Yay! Go turn on Netflix and go give this show a watch, and this episode a listen! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/thatshoweffedmeup/support

Quick bonus episode to announce which TV show I will be covering for Season 15 of the pod! I am so excited for this upcoming season because it is a first in "That Show F*cked Me Up!" history. See you next week! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/thatshoweffedmeup/support

During this episode I revisit the iconic TV show that started it all: The Haunting of Hill House. It's also the first episode that has video to go along with the audio experience and it's as chaotic as you might expect it to be. Hope you enjoy this crazy, emotional, silly ride! Happy Halloween! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/thatshoweffedmeup/support

Yo!!! It's the final episode of season 14, and as I am typing out this description I just realized I forgot to announce which TV show I will cover for season 15... I'm dumb! Oh well, I guess I'll just have to record a mini episode to make the announcement. A normal podcaster would probably just add the announcement to the episode they are about to publish, but I'm a cool podcaster. I don't follow the rules. Thank you for another season! It was a journey, it was a ride- A rollercoaster ride. See you in a couple of weeks! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/thatshoweffedmeup/support

There are a lot of full circle moments during different parts of the episode, which seems pretty on brand for the final episode of Baby Reindeer. Stick around to see if Donny experiences any full circle moments himself... Hint, hint: He totally does. See you at the wrap-up episode! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/thatshoweffedmeup/support

I don't think I have ever had to do this before, but trigger warning for the intro of this episode. I talk about some upsetting stuff, and I also cry, but what's new? I am always crying. In this episode, we see Donny at his wits end, but who can blame him? He can't catch a break. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/thatshoweffedmeup/support

Can y'all believe that THE Marilyn Monroe's spirit took over my body to sing her iconic single "HBD, Mr. President"? In this chaotic bonus episode, (my episodes always include some level of chaos) I talk about Libra season kicking my ass, sing a sexy song, go over 29 facts about myself and I think that's it... Happy Birthday to me! Thank you to y'all for making my life sweeter.

In this episode we deal with the aftermath of Martha's wrath and it ends with a disturbing phone call about an accident. Donny also has to confront the times he messed up when the inaction catches up with him. Baby Reindeer always delivers! That's a guarantee! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/thatshoweffedmeup/support

In this episode, we talk about the contro-verse and the 5 people you would want to invite to a dinner party. Oh, and a lot of triggering stuff is also discussed during this episode so make sure to tread lightly. Stay safe out there, f*cked up fam! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/thatshoweffedmeup/support

Please beware of my intro... I cry a billion times and I become the number one enemy of the U.S. military. Just Thursday things!

Martha is getting protective of her "man": Donny. She's asking about the "tarts" he has pictures with on Facebook and she is interested to know who he is texting. She also wants to know where he's at all the time because she worries... I am worried too, but about Donny. Martha does not understand reality, and Donny is too afraid to be honest with her. A recipe for disaster. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/thatshoweffedmeup/support

I am the perfect attention-seeking stalking victim. Do I enjoy being like this? Absolutely not. And neither does Donny, our main character. You're typical bartender by day, comedian by night, but with a mentally unstable deranged woman obsessed with him... What could go wrong? Oh, so many things, and they do. Hope you enjoy the ride, it's going to be a weird one. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/thatshoweffedmeup/support

This long season is finally over, but before that: LETS WRAP-UP AHS COVEN and talk about witches/brujas/curanderas. Also, can we all agree that women throughout history have been labeled witches for not fitting the status quo? I think that if I had existed in the 1800s, I would have def been burned at the stake for just existing. Sources: Salem Witch Trials: https://www.history.com/topics/colonial-america/salem-witch-trials LegalToday article: https://www.legaltoday.com/opinion/articulos-de-opinion/maria-sabina-la-curandera-mexicana-a-la-que-cela-ejecuto-en-la-horca-2021-02-17/ Luz Media: https://luzmedia.co/maria-sabina Seeking the Magic Mushroom: https://www.trippingly.net/lsd/2018/5/14/seeking-the-magic-mushroom --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/thatshoweffedmeup/support

The girlies perform the Seven Wonders test, and not all survive... But at least they got a caviar dinner! And Stevie Nicks for some weird reason records a whole music video, but that wasn't as cool. Oh, and most importantly, the new Supreme is unveiled this episode, and I think you will be pleasantly surprised by who it is! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/thatshoweffedmeup/support

A lot of people are sent right to hell in this episode and honestly it's kind of poetic (kind of... Not all the times). Also, my favorite couple is having a romantic spat, and it's driving me CRAZY. Just kiss and make up already! Hope you enjoy your visit to hell this episode. Reminder to be a good person so you don't have to spent eternity doing something you hate. Just an fyi. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/thatshoweffedmeup/support

The unlikely iconic duo of Fiona and Marie Laveau join forces during their sit down with the witch hunters and they look fabulously chic. Such classy ladies! The negotiation? Oh, that doesn't go so well... For the other guys. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/thatshoweffedmeup/support

Stevie Nicks?! Yes! The real Stevie Nicks! I didn't know AHS had Stevie Nicks money, or maybe she donated her services as the White Witch. Nonetheless, we stan! What happens in this episode? Oh well: discovering betrayal, spells with mice, daughter depreciation, murder, and attempted murder. LITERALLY, the usual. Have a blast! Or a blitz attack, whichever you prefer. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/thatshoweffedmeup/support

In this episode, we get to see a body without its head and a head without its body. Both experiences were very unpleasant. Also, sight is restored to the girlypop/Fiona's greatest disappointment: Cordelia. However, the only way to bring her vision back was by shutting the eyes of two other individuals- Forever. So pretty normal episode for AHS, if I am being honest. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/thatshoweffedmeup/support

In this episode, the coven does a sacred ritual to induce a self-killing. Does it work? Well, give it a listen to find out! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/thatshoweffedmeup/support

In this episode, the dead reunite and they have intercourse? Also, a used-to-be-ghost bags the baddest Supreme in town? Basically, this episode has a lot of sex and a couple of revelations. Oh, and one death! Epic! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/thatshoweffedmeup/support

The Axeman came to the witch house, saw, and left. How long did all that take? You will have to listen to the episode to find out! I also talk about the Kendrick Lamar and Drake beef? I had no idea I felt so much passion towards that topic... Who knew?! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/thatshoweffedmeup/support

I still don't think it makes sense for the witch laws to include burning at the stake as one of their penalties... Like how are you going to choose the same method of death that the Puritans persecuted you with? Self hatred much? Yikes! Hope you enjoy! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/thatshoweffedmeup/support

The Council is in town and they don't care about Queenie's assault or about Cordelia going to visit Marie Laveau, the Voodoo Queen. They care that the pretty, white, rich witch is missing. Where is Madison?! We know, but some of the witches don't. Will they find out this episode, who knows? Stay tuned. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/thatshoweffedmeup/support

Getting old? Sucks. Feeling like you're getting replaced by someone younger, and prettier, and snobbier than you? Awful. All good things gotta come to an end. Good thing that the only replacement Fiona needed was a new rug. What happened to the old one? Don't ask. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/thatshoweffedmeup/support

Zoe and Madison are living every teenage girl's dream by creating the perfect man. We all played those computer games that let you create your avatar and that is basically what they are doing. We gotta stan. Hope you enjoy episode 2 of Coven! Stay witchy! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/thatshoweffedmeup/support

THE WITCHES ARE BACK, BABY! And the bitchcraft has now commenced, sisters. This season is full of spells, coven rivalries, witty remarks, and a whole bunch of burning at the stake! My favorite. After the witches left Salem, they made their way to New Orleans, and the witches love a good NOLA party, and so do I! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/thatshoweffedmeup/support

In this wrap-up episode, I rank the Usher children from HORRIBLE to DECENT, I share why I think most of them were sexual deviants, I discuss Egyptian lore throughout the show, and I touch upon Usher (the singer/dancer), and making deals with the Devil. Just a silly little episode. Hosted by the silliest of girls.

The Raven is back to claim what is rightfully hers: the Usher bloodline. Please make sure you know what the word "bloodline" entails next time you seal a deal with a nice cognac. Enjoy the final episode of the show! Come back next week for the wrap-up episode. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/thatshoweffedmeup/support

Who would have thought that a pendulum might cause someone's death? Not me, but I'm glad for it. Good riddance, dentist... --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/thatshoweffedmeup/support

It's finally here! The Goldbug launch and Tammy- Well, Tammy hasn't slept in I don't know how long... But she'll be getting that eternal sleep soon. Very soon. Until then, I hope you have a good time giving this episode a listen! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/thatshoweffedmeup/support

Victorine has lost her marbles! Even more than before! The 4th and final bastard baby has gone home to meet her maker: the Devil! She's in hell, but I bet she still hear that heart thumping under the wooden floors. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/thatshoweffedmeup/support