Two middle-aged white men talk about video games and technology. Occasionally, they dab.
Sometimes, even with all three, it's a stinker. Discord: https://discord.gg/EHpsTkguxz
Wait, hear me out. I have an idea.... Discord: https://discord.gg/EHpsTkguxz
The speaker is the expensive part. Discord: https://discord.gg/EHpsTkguxz
Plachy gets his pump on Discord: https://discord.gg/EHpsTkguxz
We stand at either the edge of greatness…or the toilet. If it's the former, I want to be showered in gold bouillon. If it's the latter, jiggle the handle please, otherwise that it will run all night.
Judge Doom: [Running down the alley] That's right! You'll never stop me! You're dead! You're both dead! Eddie Valiant: Doom! [Shoots from his toon gun; Doom turns right and the bullets stop in mid air] Bullet #3: Which way did he go? Bullet #2: I don't know. He went thataway. Bullet #3: Let's go. [They turn left, the wrong way] Eddie Valiant: Dum-dums. Discord: https://discord.gg/EHpsTkguxz
Powders, Spreadsheets, and the spread of communicable disease through orifice docking. It's a blockbuster. Discord: https://discord.gg/EHpsTkguxz
Finally, a genuine cureall. Discord: https://discord.gg/EHpsTkguxz
The long awaited Last of Us discussion (which ends at 23:50) followed by other games we have played and news that happened. This is the calm before the Titanfall.
I'm attacking the darkness. Discord: https://discord.gg/EHpsTkguxz
This is the 2nd Hellraiser reference in the last 3 months. I'm sure that is unrelated to *gesticulating wildly*. Discord: https://discord.gg/EHpsTkguxz
Find out why the Titanfall beta is the undisputed game of the year, and why everyone is scrambling to integrate giant robots to their games.
Did I say Nazis? My apologies, I meant "White men who are uncomfortably familiar with the roman salute". Discord: https://discord.gg/EHpsTkguxz
First they came for my football, but I said nothing because I was all thumbs. Discord: https://discord.gg/EHpsTkguxz
Dead Space 3 is like those above ground pools that your neighbor had. You know, the ones with fake wood paneling? EA is so proud of their pool, but we all know it's just a glorified kiddie pool.
The good stuff is in the back. Discord: https://discord.gg/EHpsTkguxz
Man, after that Developer Direct, it kind of feels like Microsoft is posed to do some work this year? Assuming we survive the year - but you know what they say "I like my assumptions like I like partners..." Discord: https://discord.gg/EHpsTkguxz
Hey the Switch 2 got announced and we had a LAN. What a week. Discord: https://discord.gg/EHpsTkguxz
GOOOOOD EEEEEVening. Not very much show this week, but that's ok, it's not like anything happened. Discord: https://discord.gg/EHpsTkguxz
The last Bullshot of 2012 can only mean one thing: best of lists. We didn't play everything, we beat even less, but dammit, these are two really solid lists. What were our number ones? What are we looking forward to next year? Video Games you dummy!
You come to us for Objectivity. Prepare for your reward. Discord: https://discord.gg/EHpsTkguxz
What's your pleasure, sir? Discord: https://discord.gg/EHpsTkguxz
I don't even remember why I wrote this down as a title for this show. Honestly, we just hope you have a wonderful holiday. Take care of yourselves. :) Discord: https://discord.gg/EHpsTkguxz
No but really, what if it is. What if this is Kojima's prestige. All the scanning and celebrity glad handing is culminating into this moment - his ultimate reveal. Discord: https://discord.gg/EHpsTkguxz
Sorry this is late. I was playing video games. Discord: https://discord.gg/EHpsTkguxz
In the first all-game episode in a very long time, Plachy and Fish discuss MW3, AC: Revelations, Resistance 3, Infinity Blade 2, and garbage disposals. Ok, so not all videos games…
Turkey day prep, cursed Ubisoft games, and the only orgin story that matters. It's the most wonderful time of the year. Discord: https://discord.gg/EHpsTkguxz
Big show full of video games. You know, like we used to do? Is Halo 4 a bold new direction for the franchise, or the same old song and dance? Do the boys think the WiiU is a good investment? What does Plachy think of Destiny? ALL WILL BE REVEALED.
In my small town, we believe... Discord: https://discord.gg/EHpsTkguxz
The Elves were the first and eldest Children of Ilúvatar, considered the fairest and wisest of the earthly race of Arda. They called themselves the Quendi (Quenya: "the Speakers"; singular Quendë), referring to how at their creation, they were the only living things they knew of that spoke. They were the third of the Free Peoples of the World and were all white....canonically....no black elves. Discord: https://discord.gg/EHpsTkguxz
The Box. You opened it, we came ITS JUST A PUZZLE BOX Oh no, it is a means to summon us WHO ARE YOU Explorers in the further regions of experience. Demons to some, angels to others. IT WAS A MISTAKE. I DIDN'T MEAN TO OPEN IT. IT WAS A MISTAKE You solved the box, we came, now you must come with us and taste our treasures GO AWAY AND LEAVE ME..ALONE Oh…no tears please. It's a waste of good suffering. Discord https://discord.gg/EHpsTkguxz
I'd love to tell you what happened in this episode, but it's very long...and I'm so cold.
This one is gonna take all day. Discord: https://discord.gg/EHpsTkguxz
The final chapter of the Hodapp PS3 Arc. After giving into peer pressure and purchasing a PS3, TouchArcade.com's Eli Hodapp begins to experience the terrors associated with owning the system. He no longer calls us biased, he simply calls us friend.
As you age, video games become more annoying. Not because the game is annoying, but your slowly decaying body gets worse at playing them. I never had the makings of a proessional atrobot player. Discord: https://discord.gg/EHpsTkguxz
Look, it's one or the other. My magic-8 ball only has 2 sides and if it isn't "March"...well, then its the obvious answer.
Please keep them at least 100 yards away from any schools. Discord: https://discord.gg/EHpsTkguxz
All I remember is I was sick and Dave was there...
A little bit of everything this episode. Sad Robots, The Plague, Thicc Mats. What you have come to expect from a Bullshot episode. Discord: https://discord.gg/EHpsTkguxz
Kind of a slow week, but we make do. Discord: https://discord.gg/EHpsTkguxz
Hey, we are back at it. Getting close to the end of the year, so we need to start thinking about lists. Will Tecmo Super Bowl finally get the recognition it deserves? Well...listen to the episode. Discord: discord.gg/EHpsTkguxz
So here we are again. New Phones. New Consoles. Old problems. It's nice that there are plenty of games to play. Let's chat about them. Discord: https://discord.gg/EHpsTkguxz
Kind of a wild week. Big games, big news, big phones. We have entered our large era. Discord: https://discord.gg/EHpsTkguxz
Rating Podcasts I recorded to earlier this week. Bullshot: 10000/10 Discord: https://discord.gg/EHpsTkguxz
The Grillmaster's return. You should join our discord though because then you could see the absolutely awful name workshopping Fish did for Opening Night Live. We can't say it here, but it was disgusting. Discord: https://discord.gg/EHpsTkguxz
What was 3 is now 4 and what was "News" is now "Dinner and Tournament".
It's been another week of video games, friends. They don't stop coming and the don't stop coming. But hey, new Alien movie today! I won't see it until next week, but that's ok. Absence makes the heart grow fonder. Discord: https://discord.gg/EHpsTkguxz
For a video game podcast, we sure didn't play a lot of video games. But that's ok because we got to talk about America's favorite pastime: Racism. And, let me tell you, there is no one better to talk about the effects of racism than a couple of suburban white boys. Hoo boy. Discord: https://discord.gg/EHpsTkguxz
Really, if you think about it, it was an Xbox 541. The math is pretty simple. 360 (The first numbered Xbox) + 1 (The second numbered Xbox) + 180 (The degrees of reversal on their DRM policies) = 541. I should post a reddit thread explaining this.