The Housewives Historians Podcast

The Historians stay in Beverly Hills to discuss one of the most controversial topics to ever hit 90210: Puppygate. We get to the bottom of who really sold the evil dog story to radar online, we catch up with Camille as she sells her entire cast down the river, Lisa Rinna reminds us that you probably shouldn't say yes to everything, we have more Chaos Kyle to deal with, and we say goodbye to Lisa Vanderpump who leaves us with more questions than answers about what she's really hiding.

The Historians are back in Beverly Hills this week unpacking a hoarde of trauma because it's all about Taylor Armstrong, baby! We espose Camille for the bad friend that she is, no matter how gifable the catchprases. We take Kyle to task for being a grown up lady and not being able to understamd complex human motivations or feelings, we visit Taylor's daughter's birthday party filled with tension and mechanicall bulls, and finally we witness a sweaty performance by an American Idol that we'll certainly never forget.

The Historians head back down to the shady Atlanta heat where we dive deep into the old school RHOA ladies. We get a taste of Lisa's businesswoman side, by witnessing the tackiest fashion runway we've ever seen, we unlock the secrets underneath Kim's wig as she embarks on her popstar debut, we join Nene as she has an intervention for her son who is addicted to just being 19, and we ultimately get to the bottom of the age-old question: is it better to have tacky fashions or no fashions at all?

We are back in Potomac with our favorite shady ladies! We drop in on the coninuation of Monique's backyard barbeque where Gizelle holds court in the gossip-filled driveway, we question the reality of Karen's finances when it comes to actually being able to sell her home, we're back on JuanWatch as Robyn is still in denialland when it comes to her relationship, and finally we intervene with Charisse and ask ourselves "does she love champagne a little too much?"

The Historians head to Sin City with the ladies of 90210 for a whirlwind weekend of gambling and gossip. We dissect Teddi's underwhelming introduction to the group and accountability empire, Dorit and Rinna's feud boils over atop the slowest Ferris Wheel known to man, Amanda basks in the glory that is Erika Jayne, and we ask the question that is truly on all of our minds: who really cares if people were doing coke in Dorit's bathroom?

The Historians head to Atlanta for the battle of the unfinished homes as Sheree unveils Chateau Sheree to the ladies. Kenya has other plans as we discuss her shade grenades that get her in trouble with the infamous Kim Z. We dissect the tragic breakdown of a family with Kandi and Riley, connect the dots to what exactly is making Cynthia so weird, and once again take Phaedra to task for being a little too conspiring and manipulative.

After five long months in a Covid and Trump fueled hellscape, the Historians have emerged from their holes to reunite for a brand new year of messy Housewives discussion. This week we start 2021 off with a Beverly Hills gala like no other, and while Kim is at her breaking point with her knees and her patience, Rinna and Brandi trade off stirring the pot. We break down an Amsterdam airport meltdown and talk about sobriety a little too much.

The Historians are back in serene and shady Potomac as we discuss Robyn and Juan making a grand gesture to solidify their relationship (but barely), we dive deep into Candiace making financial strides without her mother's help, we see the clunkiest pregnancy announcement there ever was, and we finally get to see the premiere launch of La Dame perfume, with some accusations and heresay thrown in along the way.

The Historians head to hot and sunny Atlanta for a little more time in the SHADE. We discuss Phaedra's infamous 'pregnant woman work-out DVD' and the shady business dealings around it, we open up with Kenya as she attempts to literally heal herself of 40 years of trauma by planning a family barbeque, Porsha goes to the Emmys for some reason, and we get to the bottom of why all of Kandi's employees are so obsessed with their boss.

This week the Historians head to New Orleans for some Potomac madness! We take the Big Easy by storm as we discuss Gizelle's obsession with understanding Karen's grief process, we mourn the loss of messy Ashley, we question the motives behind creepy producers who film you while you sleep, and finally we attempt to crack open why Candiace is...Candiace.

The Historians are back after 4 months of Covid-fueled anxiety stress dreams, and boy do we have a lot to say about our favorite Garden State divas! We dive deep into Jennifer's hobby of one-upping, we discuss Teresa's potential lack of basic understanding of terms and phrases, we take Andy to task for a few basic human faux pas, and finally we tackle the real issue of the night: isn't Melissa Gorga great?

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This week the Historians socially distance themselves by talking about our favorite Manhattan socialites as they hash out their multitude of issues. Luann faces more allegations about her philandering horndog of a husband, Tom. Bethenny verbally mutilates Ramona over her treatment of others, once again we have to explore the idea of Sonja being a drunk, and the housewives speculate on Ramona's strange post-divorce behavior.

This week we explore an origin story like no other with the humble beginnings of our favorite Manhattan moms! Jill explains to us the dangers of toxins by sending her daughter to a "detox center", we get Luann at her all-time snootiest and most condescending, we explore the dynamic between Ramona and her very conservative and down-right buzzkill of a daughter, and finally we report on the tennis match of the century that no one truly cared about between Jill and Ramona...well maybe Jill cared.

We are back in the dirty south with a mud-slinging Atlanta reunion for the ages. We're introduced to Kim Fields, who may have been in a little too over her head with these women. We clock Kenya's love of getting on a soapbox. Sheree's hot son, Kairo, makes Jordan speechless. And we have Kim Fields finally work up the nerve to confront Kenya and it's...well, you'll see.

The Historians head to the Big Apple for a VERY COOL girls trip that is immediately derailed by a mysterious nude man in need of a nap. We discuss Dorinda's intense disgust of the 'F' word, we question Kristin's thought process when it comes to her 'Denim & Diamonds' craft party, we watch Kristin step up to Big Dog Bethenny in the press, and we get to see Luann at her absolute COOLEST.

The Historians are back with a blast from Jersey's past! It's the table-flip heard 'round the world as we discuss Dina's dark & sinister daughter's case of the hoarding, we address the probability of whether or not Caroline has killed, we go deep into Cop Without A Badge, Danielle's unauthorized memoir, and we stage an XXL Housewives Theatre for the ages!

We are back in West Hollywood for some Gay Pride shenanigans involving our favorite SURvers. We get to the bottom of what substances Jax is on the entire episode, we question Lala's taste in close friends, we see right through James' tactics when it comes to his very visible love-marks, and finally we ask ourselves, will anything fix the tear in the Shay marriage?

We go all in on Vanderpump Rules, once again, and we couldn't be more excited to talk about these train wrecks. In this installment of a bit of a lackluster reunion, we get to the bottom of why exactly Tom Schwartz is on our shit-list. We question Lala's particular brand of "feminism", we petition for justice on behalf of Faith and Billie-Lee, and we ask ourselves: is every raiki healer a homewrecker?

The Historians ring in 2020 by visiting our favorite juicy peaches from Atlanta! We take a hard look at Sheree's hot son, purely for journalistic purposes! Amanda has a hard time believing that Kenya actually lives in that house, we search for the truth about whether or not there was a threat to blow up Phaedra Parks, and overall we kind of just wish these women would pick better men!

We head to the gorgeous coast of Mexico with the shady SUR staff as they celebrate...something? Thank goodness they all got their shifts covered. We learn why Jax is feeling so alone and sad (something to do with hockey), we explore the dynamics of rooming with Kristen on vacation, Lala has a disturbing bedtime habit, and we get a contact blackout from all of their debauchery and heavy drinking!

You know that it's our time to head back to the sexy and unique world of Vanderpump Rules! This week we are back in Season 4 where Ariana is still being an elitist when it comes to who can be a stand-up comic, we question Katie's judgment of her engagement photo theme, we see way too much of these people's butts, and we finally see Jax realize he's kind of the worst!

This week the Historians are back in the Garden State for Jennifer's 16th Wedding Anniversary Red Gala (because that's a thing). We question Dolores' role on the franchise (and wish Danielle would just take her place), we break down the epic feud between the Joe's and Satan himself - Marty Caffrey, and finally we witness an epic showdown by the pool that leaves us begging for more!

This week the Historians go on a trip back in time to the year 2006. A year where the first ever Housewives reunion was filmed, sadly with no baby-faced Andy Cohen. We discuss Jo's disgusting and honestly problematic relationship with Slade, we get more evidence that Vicki is indeed the Devil, we question Jeana's constant need to tell us her hot son, Shane, is NOT gay, and we ask the toughest question of all: how the heck did Lauri get invited to the Playboy mansion?

This week the Historians celebrate their 1 year anniversary (and their birthday) by taking a trip down memory lane! We revisit all of our top moments including Adriana's disgust for LEHMP PEHNESS, Jill's over-the-top excitement for plastic horses, our favorite Housewife reenactments, and so much more!

The Historians are in their happy place as they touch down in Potomac for a Grand Dame good time. We dive deep into the problematic relationship between Robyn and Juan (for the 8th time but it never gets old), we question Ashley's motives for being such a messy gossip (and a not-so-great waitress), and we stand up, applaud, and salute Karen Huger for being such an amazing, courageous, strong and powerful woman who will always be our Potomac queen!

This week the Historians are in diamond-encrusted Beverly Hills! We get get to the bottom of why Lisa Rinna doesn't trust sick people, we give Lisa Vanderpump a few ideas for better chants for her dog meat protest march, and Yolanda delivers one of the dopest renditions of Frere Jacques we've ever heard!

This week we are in sunny Orange County and boy do we have some problematic issues to report to HR. We discuss the pros and cons of an office environmental spanking, we question Gretchen's motives when it comes to being way too far up her parents' *ssholes, and finally we groan in unison as we begrudgingly digest Tamra and Eddie's Spanish vacation.

We're talking Vanderpump Rules and love is in the air at the HH headquarters! Jordan talks about the time he investigated the Atlanta Child Murders post-coital, we address the awkward lovemaking or lack therof between Katie and Tom Schwartz, we anaylze the accusation of James not being able to fit in Magnum condoms, and once again we ask ourselves: what's the deal with Faith?

This week the Historians are back in the Garden State and it wouldn't be a Jersey episode without a zebra-print fedora & a tacky party at Teresa's cold and unwelcoming mansion. We get to really dive deep into Caroline's kids' "problems", we certainly ask ourselves what the f*** is wrong with Danielle's breasts, and finally we answer the age old question: who REALLY wears the pants? Jaqueline or her daughter Ashley?

We take a Sexy & Unique look at our favorite Vanderpump ***holes as they attend Katie and Schwartz's engagement party. We question Tom Sandoval's "music" career, we give Scheana a standing ovation and all the props for being able to manipulate every single person in her path with a single tear, we ponder on who is the bigger agro-douchebag: Jax or James? And we ask a very important question that should be on all of our minds: what's the deal with Faith?

We are in Potomac for another week, and boy do we love the cool and calming shade these ladies have brought us once again! We are with Gizelle from the very beginning of her new (but not entirely original) makeup empire, we slowly start to understand that Katie might just be a mean girl, and we are treated to another extravagant Karen Huger event - in her living room!

This week we are back in our safe space with the refined and elegant women of Potomac! We dive deep into the origin story of Ashley and Michael's love affair, question whether or not Katie will ever find true love with those wack-ass tactics, and we explore how far down the whiskey barrel Ms. Rost will go to fund this elusive Casino Night!

The Historians are back from Summer vacation and Jordan is still in a permanent state of retrograde. We discuss the NYC ladies heading to Atlantic City for some booze, gambling, and self-medicating! Lady Morgan has no time for anyone in her foyer while she packs, Bethenny steps into the twlight zone after attempting to make Drunk Sonja see reason, and our favorite pretty girl, Kristen, may have met the love of her life at the blackjack table.

The Historians are back in Potomac for some fun in the sun at Candiace's Bubble Soccer Event. We hear a little too much information about Candiace's fiance's, shall we say, "off-colored" member. We get to the bottom of whether or not Robyn's kids are adorable or nightmares. Once again we discuss Ashley and Michael's tumultuous and downright exhausting marriage, and we see an epic showdown between Karen and her poor wig. And the wig might have won.

The Historians are in New York City for a particularly nightmarish and garish Halloween party courtesy of our favorite lush, Dorinda. We learn about Carole's dream of running the NYC Marathon, quite often in fact. We dive deep into Sonja's mysterious summer abroad involving drugs and juicing. Luann does blackface. And finally, we sit courtside as Bethenny lays the hammer down on Ramona, in full Barbie vs. Britney garb, and comes out as the #1 real estate investor south of the Montauk highway.

This week we are back in Potomac for a wild boat ride involving wild Australian antics! We are introduced to Ashley and Michael's insane interview tactics, get a crash course in the etiqutte of hosting events courtesy of the Grand Dame herself, Karen Huger. And we go on the date of a lifetime with Gizelle leaving all of us cringing.

This week we are joined by special guest Keelin Jones! We head to Palm Springs for a reunion between Katie and Stassi, which brings Scheana to tears and not in a good way. We dissect Tequila Katie's ragetexts to her beloved victim-fiance, Schwartz. And finally we see why the men of this show should never procreate, under any circumstances.

This week Jordan mentions it all and gives a play by play of the Countess Luann concert, we decide who should really be planning the trip to Bermuda; Karen or Charrisse, and we get to the nitty gritty and ask the toughest question of all: should Ashley and Michael just get divorced already?

This week Jordan and Amanda tear apart a truly dark and twisted Bunko party in Orange County. We go in depth on Shannon's lackluster and painful marriage to David, question who really wears the pants in Meghan and David's relationship, ponder on what exactly Shannon means by "9 lemons in a bowl", and get torn apart by Vicki's shocking loss of her mother.

This week the Housewives Historians take a look at our favorite hot messes of SUR! We get to the bottom of who truly is the #1 guy (and gal) in the group; question whether James is either a self-absorbed, ego-maniacal trainwreck or just a poor underdog who lashes out; and we ask the toughest question of all: Will James Kennedy ever play Coachella?

This week the Historians are back in New York City and we put our detective hats on by solving the case of the Mysterious Upper East Side 3Way. We question why we ever rooted for Aviva ever, applaud Drunk Sonja in her neverending quest to find sex, and plead to the Bravo Gods to officially make Satoko the Facialist a full-time cast member. Explicit language ahead!

This week the Historians are back in the dirty south and we take a giant bite out of some luscious Georgia peaches! We examine Gregg Leakes' romantic poetry, become true New Yorkers and really wonder how convenient is the Subway, truly? We get the true definition of a Donkey Booty, and we answer once and for all, who was the shadiest of them all? Joined by Amanda Brown and Angel Chaskley!

This week the Historians take a left turn into West Hollywood and do an exploratory research mission on our favorite Vanderpump kids! We try and assign a diagnosis on Kristen's behavior but come up short, we go gaga over Stassi and her uncanny ability to never be wrong, we truly regret not getting an invite to Scheana's dream wedding, and we decide who truly is the hottest guy in the cast (spoiler alert, it's Jax!).

We're back in the Garden State with the ladies of New Jersey! We get a much anticipated Heckfire update from Amanda, we question the entire decision of hiring Caroline in the first place, and we get down to the bottom of truly the most hotly debated scandal of our time: how many days did Melissa wait to visit her father-in-law in the hospital? Also there's a pig and Milania is a star!

This week the Historians are thrown into Beverly Hills drama and assess whether or not Brandi was indeed a mean girl by exposing Adrienne's surrogacy, we welcome back the morally corrupt Faye Resnick to the group as Kyle's mouthpiece, and we question Yolanda's true motivation for staying so fit for her husband. With guests Amanda Brown and Cassie Cofield!

The Housewives Historians are back in the Big Apple and this week we go apartment hunting with Tinsley, decide who is the better match for Sonja: Edgar or Rocco, debate whether Harry Dubin is a player or a weirdo, and we dissect Ramona's interesting take on "modern" styling when it comes to her pony-tail!

The Historians head back to the Big Apple for some Hamptons hysteria! This week we decide who truly is the bigger one-upper, Ramona or Heather, we discuss asian influenced shapewear and Ramona's excitement for it, and we have a heartflash over Luann's blackmail allegations!

This week we take a bite out of a big juicy Southern peach, and head to Puerto Rico with the Atlanta ladies! We dissect Phaedra's effortless shade towards anyone in her path, rank Nene's problematic wig choices, and give our best musical critiques concerning Demetria's gospel/folk/pop song? As always I'm joined by the wonderful Amanda Brown! Enjoy!

This week we go to elusive, secretive, unemployed Miami and boy do we get more than we bargained for! We compare over-the-top dueling weddings between two monsters, we do some gumshoe detective work to figure out whether or not Audriana was indeed a lying, married snake, and we defend the good men out there with LEYMP PEHNESS! Enjoy!

This week we take a look at what ended up on the editing room floor for Season 5 of New Jersey! We take a Social Studies quiz along with Juicy Guidice, debate the merits of camel milk in regards to a cure for Autism, and we go nuts about Miss Rosie, the queen of mulberries and single malt scotch. We'll be honest, she's the star of this episode! With special guests Amanda Brown, Courtney Ott, and Emily Wolfe!