The M Word

WE'RE BACK!!! This week najma and zahur declare themselves inadequate for today's societal values on womanhood. They also share their views on Britain housing Ukrainian refugees.

In this weeks episode, Najma is accused of fetishising goats on her private YouTube page. We also share our methods on how to properly abuse men. Finally Zahur and Ikram explain how they'll attack najma in her future home.

This week we dissect the story of how your favourite rapper likes to use hot sauce during saucy times. TW// we also talk about noncy family members and some horror stories we've heard. Zahur recalls a hilarious event from her childhood which includes an old white woman's pubes.

In this episode, we address tiktok's shackles on our feet and how men with podcasts is a new societal low. We talk about the valid icks we as women have grown to hate

In this episode we discuss all the ways in which men are inadequate in this dunya. We also share our thoughts on how people buy into brands and not the products.

This week's episode is the last episode of the year! Thank you everyone who's listened, shared and supported!!!! I'm this episode we reflect on this year and set goals for 2022!

SPOILER ALERT!!! Fast forward to 13:45 to avoid Spider-Man spoilers. In this episode we discuss the new Spider-Man movie until 13:45!!! We delve into all things currently circulating social media and the way animals have had enough with our shenanigans. We ask whether or not we would sign prenups or postnups and the reasons why

In this weeks episode, we evaluate why humans makes questionable decisions in the name of ‘fun'. Zahur accepts violence as a way of life, especially when trying to make a great escape. Ikram gives a verbal warning to the public.

T/W: in this episode we delve into the injustices happening around the world. Zahur presents to us a conspiracy theory about Bare Grillz.

In this episode we discuss how Najma has fallen victim to the Starbucks Pyramid Scheme. We also embark on a group therapy session and talk about the ways our childhoods formed our outlooks.

In this episode, we discuss how we would torture men in alphabetical order, from appendix to toes. Ikram explains her plan to force the human race into a blood contract for CB. Najma shares her dream of becoming an ostrich.

This weeks episode we discuss the extent of fat phobia and why Phil from Morden family is the perfect husband and father.

Join us in this weeks episode as we host the lovely ladies from Diary Room; we get to know this trio on a personal level and get clued in on their adventures. We discuss all things music, men and mates

In this weeks episode, we discuss why the question “what do you bring to the table” should be deleted from our memory box's. Ikram throws us in a spanner with her theory of the sun being our enemy. Zahur and ikram confirm that najma is the true villain in our space wars.

This weeks episode Ikram and Zahur go into detail about the very interesting talking stages they are in atm.

In this episode, Najma and Ikram delve into the forbidden topic of Squid Game as their absentee cohost Zahur leaves them in the lurch. We discuss the comeback of the true queen of music Adele, and the upcoming concerts of The Script, Blxst and many more.

In this episode zahur and ikram become Dr Umar as they share their opinions on the state of romcoms today. Najma is also forced into submission to become our landlord in near future. Finally the first half of the pod, our energy is on low battery but don't worry we end the ep on a high.

This weeks episode Zahur and Ikram tell their story about how they were almost ambushed into a marriage proposal. Najma tells us a story about an umbilical cord and our friend Najwa joins us at the end with a pressing dilemma.

TW: In this episode Ikram and Najma share their fear of the youth and delve into their respective experiences with body dysmorphia. It was during this episode that the pod officially reached 100,000 listeners so we gave a special shout out to everyone who's made our journey so far special!!

This week's episode we're joined by the amazing Meriam, as she shares why she started her podcast and how she relates it back to Islam. Najma confesses how she led a SEN child to fail maths and ikram vowed to not fight her mans abuser because of her ankle.

In this weeks episode, ikram shares the great names given to the mountain folk. Najma tells the tale about the unfortunate grandma and zahur explains her beliefs on why you shouldn't be attached to your lovers.

In this special episode, we're cosplaying pirates of the Indian Ocean in @TheBoatPod. In this intimate and lively setting we discuss our financial journeys as adults and the mantras that keep the money anxiety at bay. Ikram poses a question about long distance relationships and claims those who must parlay across the seas are stronger than others. Kadz also makes her debut on the pod with her seductive voice.

This weeks episode we are joined by our friend Amira who's a model, presenter, aspiring DJ and a creative. We cover topics from racism at work, TW// sexual harassment in the Somali community and how Amira got into her creative bag. Ikram tells a story of she almost got beaten up by an auntie on the train. Instagram: @themwordpodcast_ @mira.hxs

This week episode we're joined by the amazing Sushi. We discuss some of our tactics when trying to navigate conversations with men. Sushi also shares her journey of self acceptance and some of the trails and tribulations she's experienced. One of the most fun episodes we've recorded!!!!!

In this episode we DeBrief on DaBottom of the barrel. We also delve deep into discussions regarding when parenting should come to an end, as well as the logistics behind wedding prep. Ikram blesses us with a lovely story of how she runs siren drills in local coffee shops for fun.

In this weeks episode we are joined by the beautiful Huda and Ghadeer, two of the many amazing people that run No Signal radio and Recess parties. We discuss their journey of starting one of the most successful Black Radio stations as black Muslim women. We delve into our stories from uni, dugsi and school. Also can you mix your friendship groups?

In this weeks episode, najma shares how she left a child starving in her past. Ikram explains how far she will go to keep dave in her life after listening to his latest album and zahur threatens to drown najma and ikram in her walls.

In this episode, we try to decipher SZA's take on the English language. We also address Najma's near misses with nudity standing before the youth. Zahur drafts an email to the person responsible for iPhone emojis while Ikram makes an oath to not be so friendly.

This episode is bought to you by chaos and violence! We dissect the ridiculous concept of our favourite childhood cartoons and Zahur shares a video we should all watch.

In this weeks episode, zahur and ikram express the lack of trust they have in najma, when planning a trip. We also play the game paranoia and find out which one of us would wear a leash for a penis person. Finally najma shares her thoughts, on glasses, sand and vision. Follow us on Instagram @themwordpodcast_

In this episode we're joined by our friends and fellow podcasters Babyface Pod, where we delve into all things toxic. We discuss the different creative ways to address the poorly melanated and which embarrassing celebrity we'd beat and delete.

In this weeks episode we talk about the different levels of pettiness. Najma tells us why she's banned from a certain shopping mall. We also try to figure out whether we like men who can dance or if we even like men at all.  Follow us on Instagram @themwordpodcast_

In this episode we're joined by poet aka Guutale , where we discuss the importance of being of service to our community and paying our dues back home. Poets also drops gems on self care and the effects of positive affirmations.

In this episode, we explore the age-old question: who the hell are Fiona and Adeola. We discuss which daily necessities we'd be willing to share with friends and Chuckie Online makes an appearance.

This week we dissect the actions of a drunk racist and her failed attempt of an apology. We go into how each of us would like to receive an apology? And are relationships on the same pedestal as close friendships?

TW: SEXUAL HARASSMENT, RAPE, MENTAL ILLNES,  In this episode we're joined by Rahma Ali, where we discuss the lack of accountability in male friendship groups and the struggles of being a woman whilst trying to navigate the patriarchal society. 

Ikram makes her re-debut on the pod following her experience as the weak one, the untrained one, the broken one. We delve into the hypothetical that almost tore us apart: would you masturbate your friend if their life depended on it?

Ikram returns from her sick leave and we discuss what the month of Ramadan means to us. We also talk about the struggles of fasting as an adolescent and share some Taraweeh stories. Follow us on Instagram: @themwordpodcast_ For all enquiries: themwordpodcast@outlook.com

In this episode, we are joined by Tazer Black where we discuss our theories on who would adapt to prison the best and who will add up being someone's bitch. Ikram also shares with us how she will leave her husband if he saves her life from a shark. Follow us on Instagram: @themwordpodcast_ For all enquiries: themwordpodcast@outlook.com

Najma and Zahur discuss the unfortunate events of the previous week. Follow us on Instagram: @themwordpodcast_ For all enquiries: themwordpodcast@outlook.com

In this episode, we are joined by Ramla Tyrow who discusses her encounters on Bkchat Uk, as well as her overall experience with internet trolls, hate and living in the limelight. We also discuss the moral enigma of whether money justifies (attempted) murder.

In this episode we explore the extent to which our collective hypochondria keeps us in ignorant bliss. We discuss the “self-made” billionaire Kylie's recent antics while exploring the plethora of reasons men are trash.

How do fish sleep? Who normalised working for 40+ hours a week? Is investing more important than paying your rent? Does Indomie give you cancer? 

In this episode we dissect the realities of toxic relationships based on the Netflix film ‘Malcom and Marie'.

In this episode, we discuss the age old question of #teamedward or #teamjacob. We also touch on the qualms of adjusting to life on the internet from virtual learning to the exposè of celebrity lives. We also tap into the conversation surrounding the existence of a spidey sense that allows us to pick up on bad vibes.

Zahur is back to join us this week and the trio catch up on recent events. We share our most memorable stories in Thorpe park and explain how we try to attract a potential partner. Najma teaches us a new phrase in Spanish and we wrap it up with tiktok's...

In this episode Najma and Ikram delve into whether 2021 is a new year or just a 2020+1. We also talk on the horrors of dating apps and what it's like to get to know someone in these times. Instagram: @themwordpodcast_All...

In this much awaited episode, we are joined by VP, Fred and Temi from the 90s baby show where we discuss the council's new swap-semen-for-shelter scheme. We also draw up alliances for the upcoming revolution, and address how dark can dark humour get?

In this episode we are joined by the eloquent BookofZu wherein we delve into the realm of racism and the realities of the content creating industry. This episode is filled with nuggets of wisdom and unfiltered conversation surrounding how people can be...

We're joined by savage dan in this week's episode, where we discuss all things relationships. We challenge whether men and women can be friends whilst addressing the cliches of using astrology to pick up wo(men)

This week we are joined by Tommy (the host of T and Waffles podcast) where we discuss antics in secondary school changing rooms, the science behind erections and beauty standards. Instagram: @themwordpodcast_@tandwafflespodAll...