The Madhouse Podcast

It's time for Carrie! The 1976 original! None of that pointless remake shit. We're going old school this week, diving headfirst into one of horror's most iconic coming of rage stories. Some people think the 70's was the best period in horror, well Carrie is right in that period and it's a bloody nightmare! After telepathy in Dreamcatcher, we're leveling up to full blown telekinetic chaos and one hell of a prom night.Join Jimi and Joey as they chat psycho powers, religious trauma, and why dumping pig's blood on someone is probably not a harmless laugh.Step into The Madhouse and maybe keep an eye on the fire exits.

A saucy weekend getaway with a bottle of Viagra and some handcuffs goes horribly wrong, but you don't want to hear about The Madhouse team building retreat. Let's talk about Gerald's Game!Jessie and her absolute bellend of a husband, Gerald, head off to rekindle their marriage. But things take a dark turn when Gerald drops dead mid kink and leaves Jessie chained to the bed, alone, vulnerable, and very much stuck. What follows is a tense, psychological descent into trauma, survival, and... one hungry dog.Join Jimi and Joey as they squirm their way through this claustrophobic King adaptation.It's time to slip on the cuffs and step into The Madhouse . The safe word is 'harder' and yes, that can get confusing.....

Stephen Kings' Dreamcatcher (2003) is first up on the slab as we kick off our royal rumble through Kings's cinematic kingdom. Join Jimi and Joey as they dive into the madness. Complete with psychic powers, mysterious fungus, and, of course… alien arse worms.Expect chaos, swearing and Morgan Freeman's eyebrows doing 90% of the acting.In the word of Duddits ''We got a job to do.'' And that job is picking apart this gloriously weird sci-fi-horror mess, Madhouse style.Hit play, brace your bumhole, and step into The Madhouse.

Series 3 (God Save the King) is on its way soon and its all about Stephen King adaptations! Plus we read some selected emails from the Horror Horde...

In the very first Madhouse Podcast episode Jimi and joey reviewed 'Apostle' Now, believing they can do better, they have another go at reviewing it, without listening to the original episode first. No, come to think of it, we don't see the point either.

Its the last episode of Series 3! Of course the moist horror journey has to end with the all time classic, Jaws!

Crawl into Christmas, Crawl into Christmas, its the wrong time for Florida weather!  It has Alligators and a Hurricane, what more could you want for those post Christmas blues? Crawl is this episodes film selection. So, hunker down and prepare for the storm, Its The Madhouse Podcast!!

Jimi and Joey talk about the film Sphere. A film about an ancient spaceship half buried in the ocean containing a magical sphere that can travel in time. A far-fetched premise that is still more believable than any of the actors' performances. 

Jimi and Joey spend some time in the scary damp land that is the Black Lagoon. Will they escape the creature alive?..... Yes, because this is a podcast and the scariest thing they have to deal with is Jimi's choice of drink.

Its time to take a plunge once again as Jimi and Joey return for Series 2 of The Madhouse Podcast! Series 2 is all about 'It Came from the Deep!' Every episode reviewing an aquatic horror film. This first serving of chum is 47 Metres Down and its waiting patiently for you in the deep.

Its Halloween and here is our treat for you! Its the multi storied cult Halloween film - Trick 'r' Treat!!   To apply for Jimi's brand new gameshow mentioned in this episode - 'Trick or Treat or Dick' please contact ITV and convince then to commission it.

In mid May 2022, two men set out into the isolated world of The Lighthouse. Now on October 11th 2022, after a faulty cable and some other shit. They have finally overcome the odds and made a podcast episode!

Stitched together rotten crap, made with with ill advised confidence and resulting in disastrous horror! That's right, its time for The Madhouse podcast!

You can stop counting down, the new episode is here and there is no escaping it! Is the 2019 film Countdown worth waiting for? Have a listen and find out!

This film is like viewing three films all at once, as the person hiding in the cupboard behind me while I watched it will testify. Does it work as a film though? My ceiling just said yes. 

Happy Christmas week! Here, treat yourselves to a review about a film set in the middle of summer to celebrate!

A curse is travelling through mobile phones and killing contacts at random! Unless your on Tesco mobile, then no one is hearing shit and you're probably all good. It's One Missed Call!

No one's mind is safe from the intrusive attack of a Scanner! Get ready for some intense gurn acting and ready your mind to be blown. Its time to meet... SCANNERS!

Sometimes things are overdue. Sometimes its babies. Other times its podcast episodes. This time its both! Rosemary's Baby has finally popped out and splashed down in your pod feed! 

Get on board The Madhouse Podcast, then get off again because shit is about to go down! Its Final Destination time! 

40 episodes in and its time for Land of the Dead! Stay within the city walls and arm yourselves, Dead Reckoning has arrived! 

Anything goes tonight! Its Purge night! Has Jimi finally killed Nat? Is this film actually good? Its the one that started it all!

Las Vegas is under the control of in-human creatures that will devour and destroy you! At least it was until the zombies turned up, anyway. Now its just a blood riddled quarantine zone with its own Tiger, ruled by a smart race of Zombies.

Run up stairs, don't have sex, and hide. Its Scream time! The 90's teen slashers goes under The Madhouse knife and get disemboweled all over the damn place. Is it our favourite scary movie?     

The Devil is here and he's using a few of his minions for a new recruitment drive! There are no horses in it though , so he ain't ridin' out anywhere! Whats that about?!

A nice trip out to a cabin in the woods gets weird when some old dude on a tape recorder reads a passage from the Necronomicon! It's a right pain in the Ash...

The first films cutting room floor scraps have been picked up, glued together and recycled, now Chucky is ready for his revenge in the first sequel of the franchise.

Jimi and Joey had a watch of what is possibly the most banned film in history! Get you teeth into Cannibal Holocaust then listen as the guys get to the meat of the issues boiling over the rim of the pot. Murder trials, animal cruelty and live sex scenes...Its just another day in The Madhouse!

When a meteor lands in the garden of an unsuspecting family, strange and disturbing things start to happen. Jimi and Joey discuss the Nicholas Cage horror film and llamas! WARNING! - When this episode lands in your stream, strange and disturbing things may start to happen.

Turn out the lights and get ready! This is a scary podcast to listen to in the dark!

Scientists and soldiers have been trapped in an underground facility for longer than the gap between Madhouse episodes! Its also getting tense as a madman feeds a zombie, but that enough about Jimi.... Its time for Day of the Dead!

The walls are banging, people are hanging from the staircase and every one is screaming at the Horrors around them, but that's enough about the last Headstone Horrors gig! Lets talk about 1963's 'The Haunting'

Two children go on a trip, then they review 'The Visit'. Join Jimi and Joey on their trip to the world of M. NIght Shyamalan's 2015 venture into Horror! 

They're back! Its been a long break, but just like a couple of cursed ghosts Jimi and Joey return to haunt your Podfeed. This time they talk about the 2016 film - Don't Knock Twice! 

Stuck in the house with the family? Watching TV too much? Then the Milgram family can relate! Joey and Jimi watched them try to survive as they are trapped in their house awaiting instructions from an unknown entity. Now they are going to review the shit out of it!

A creepy doll and some suspicious old codgers leaving you alone with it while they go on 'holiday'. What could possibly go wrong? Find out as Joey and Jimi talk about 'The Boy'

We said his name three times and he turned up. Its Andy Bonney! The Bass player for Headstone Horrors, guitarist for Cretin 77 and Chimichanga Youth is here to discuss his film choice... BEETLEJUICE!

Its tubby time! Lets go into the woods with a weird stranger who has a over appreciation for hugging you. What could go wrong when you spend the day with a complete Creep? Find out with Joey and Jimi in todays episode!

The Vatican sends a team to investigate the supposed miraculous happenings at a small Devonshire Church. Is it really something Divine? Just a hoax from a desperate Priest looking for recognition? Or something more sinister? Strap on the head cams, we are about to explore 'The Borderlands'

The bad film that is somehow good? Find out as Dr Phibes takes revenge on the nine people he holds responsible for the death of his wife!!

Its 27 years later in Derry and 'It' is back! The boys discuss the ins and outs of fighting an ancient Demon, while Jimi tells you about his favourite real life killer clown stories!

Every Night is followed by the Dawn! Its Episode 20 and Joey and Jimi have a look at the legendary George A Romero flick 'Dawn of the Dead'! Lock the doors to the shopping centre, tool up, and get ready to attract unnecessary attention with your Helicopter. Its zombie pie fight time!

The cenobites have been summoned so get out the leather and chains! Joey and Jimi discuss the Angels/Demons from beyond. Its time for Hellraiser! 

Warning - this podcast is coming to you from inside the house! This episode Joey and Jimi have a talk about the cult classic 'Black Christmas' So, grab the hidden booze, sit by the fire and don't answer the phone! Its 'The Madhouse Podcast' Christmas Special!  

Can Joey and Jimi achieve 'The Perfection' in this music based tale of twists and turns? No. No they can't, but they have a lot of fun trying! They review this original take on the genre and give it a good, hard rating!

Get in the booth and keep your mouth shut as Joey and Jimi talk you through this original take on the infection/zombie genre. Shut up or die!!

Jimi and Joey try to shine a light on this weeks pick 'Dark Corners' Join them as they attempt to put together this Horror Noir puzzle! 

It is time to visit Derry and tackle the ancient Demon. It will stalk you as the hideous clown Pennywise, then use your own fears against you. Joey and Jimi talk their way through the film based on the classic Stephen King novel. We have Popcorn, Georgie.

Call the Priest, hide the crucifix and watch out for flying pea soup! Its time for the boys to talk about competition winner Zoe Heslop's favourite Horror Film - The Exorcist.

Get on board with your conductors Jimi and Joey as they talk you through the good and bad parts of rail travel through 'Eastern Europe'. Hold onto you passports and keep an eye on your internal organs because we are about to board the gore-fest that is 'Train'

Enter the Tomb with Jimi and Joey and discover The Mummy!! Its Hammer Horror time and the keeper of Princess Anankas final resting place is coming for you!