The Tough Questions: A Podcast

**Big thing happens at 45 Min in** **Big thing happens at 45 Min in** **Big thing happens at 45 Min in** Gab and I dig in to the pros and cons of a rolypoly husband on this one man and it gets nuttier. Sarah sends in a questions that rocks us to the very foundation of our beings, and some exciting news means changes for the TTQ Crew. Get listening BABY Follow us on Twitter @sweetsteppers for updates on the show. RATE, REVIEW, and subscribe on Itunes, or send us a question, comment or FMK at ttqpodcast@gmail.com Theme Music Original Song by Daniel Nestman and The Scriveners Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

**The following message is for kara brammer and kara brammer only everyone else stop reading this you sly little devils** Congrats on being the best listener, NOT congrats on your ability to notice obvious typos. Thanks for the stickers. **All other listeners: Resume Reading NOW** Its another ONE ICE CREAM ALIENS STAR WARS The good stuff baby! H.A.G.S.! Follow us on Twitter @sweetsteppers for updates on the show. RATE, REVIEW, and subscribe on Itunes, or send us a question, comment or FMK at ttqpodcast@gmail.com Theme Music Original Song by Daniel Nestman and The Scriveners Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

This One's For Butt Disease Happy 50 Episodes TTQ Faithful! https://www.huffpost.com/entry/rachael-ray-defends-fhm-s_n_171132 Follow us on Twitter @sweetsteppers for updates on the show. RATE, REVIEW, and subscribe on Itunes, or send us a question, comment or FMK at ttqpodcast@gmail.com Theme Music Original Song by Daniel Nestman and The Scriveners Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License

*Welcome to TTQ, Bits this week include* Hello and welcome to Cuba Junior's OJ's American Crime Story Remix: This Ones for Quibi, a new quibi Short Show with Snow Dog's lead and re imagined actor/brand Cuba Junior. I'm looking to make tens of hundreds of dollars on this so pay attention: dentures with wifi. JJ the Wildman Eats Moths, and you'll never predict what happens next! (hes allergic to moths btw) *Warning Do not play for Children or Dogs* Follow us on Twitter @sweetsteppers for updates on the show. RATE, REVIEW, and subscribe on Itunes, or send us a question, comment or FMK at ttqpodcast@gmail.com Theme Music Original Song by Daniel Nestman and The Scriveners Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

This one is long. Its long as hell. We trip on our dicks like six times. Gab thinks Ian McKellen played Dumbledore AND Gandalf. Josh doesn't know which states are in the tristate area. Please listen to our dumb stupid podcast, its all we got. Please Mister! I aint gonna make it till pay day! Thanks to Karen for sending in a question. Thanks to my ass for supporting me through this tough time. Follow us on Twitter @sweetsteppers for updates on the show. RATE, REVIEW, and subscribe on Itunes, or send us a question, comment or FMK at ttqpodcast@gmail.com Theme Music Original Song by Daniel Nestman and The Scriveners Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Betcha thought we forgot about you. Betcha thought you were gonna be waiting to get picked up from soccer practice all night while mommy and daddy were at adult wrestle class. You thought wrong baby. Cause we are back, we are talking about Lord of the Rings we are talking about sitting, and you better BELIEVE "Who Would Win In a Fight" is back and better than ever. Strap in to the podcast machine and drink deeply from the comedy chalice. Lets get it. Follow us on Twitter @sweetsteppers for updates on the show. RATE, REVIEW, and subscribe on Itunes, or send us a question, comment or FMK at ttqpodcast@gmail.com Theme Music Original Song by Daniel Nestman and The Scriveners Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Quarantine week #??? This one has a LOT of "Alternate History Storytelling" and a LOT of "Talking about Bigfoot's Dick" and a LOT of "Partying With Aliens to Save Mankind" and SO...MUCH...MORE baby get in here Follow us on Twitter @sweetsteppers for updates on the show. RATE, REVIEW, and subscribe on Itunes, or send us a question, comment or FMK at ttqpodcast@gmail.com Theme Music Original Song by Daniel Nestman and The Scriveners Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

In this one gab and I discuss our dreams and create an imaginary "Mind Laboratory." God I hope you like pirates. Follow us on Twitter @sweetsteppers for updates on the show. RATE, REVIEW, and subscribe on Itunes, or send us a question, comment or FMK at ttqpodcast@gmail.com Theme Music Original Song by Daniel Nestman and The Scriveners Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Slipped on the floor this morning walking out of the kitchen with a cup full of joe! Turned out my brain had melted out on the floor! Shoulda put out a sign! We did a podcast thats mostly about flubber. Its cool! Follow us on Twitter @sweetsteppers for updates on the show. RATE, REVIEW, and subscribe on Itunes, or send us a question, comment or FMK at ttqpodcast@gmail.com Theme Music Original Song by Daniel Nestman and The Scriveners Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Do NOT put down your phone you are NOT seeing things no IT ISN'T 2018 baby its QUARANTINE! Thats right. We know you're hurting. We know you're having a hard time holed up in your bunkers, your basements, your abandoned Subway freezers. But fear not! After a chaotic trip through the time spheres floating through the void and talking about Animal Crossing, Gab and Josh are back for the FIRST of MANY new Season 3 certified fresh, s a n i t a r y TTQ EPS for your listening enjoyment. Stay Safe! Stay Inside and Listen! Follow us on Twitter @TTQ_Podcast for updates on the show. RATE, REVIEW, and subscribe on Itunes, or send us a question, comment or FMK at ttqpodcast@gmail.com Theme Music Egmont Overture Finale Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

My name is secret agent Ben Frankly. I was struck by lightning and ripped from the time stream during a 4th grade science experiment for my twin daughters. Now, if I ever want to see them again I need to travel the time stream and solve crimes using old fashioned time traveling technology. Who invented it? Why my partner in crime and co pilot Benjamin Franklin! I'm calm and collected, he likes to collect stamps and troll for strange. Im all buttoned up and he likes to let it ALL HANG OUT! Sometimes we fight but when the going gets tough there isn't anyone else I would rather have my back! Its Benjamin Frankly! coming soon to hbo

Every morning I pull up a pic of Maggie Gyllenhaal on my phone and give it a sweet little peck. Mwah

Kraft Singles and Stephen Hawking Name a more iconic duo

Podcasting is an art and this ep is our "Urinal" -Gabro Keizer 2017-2018 Follow us on Twitter @TTQ_Podcast for updates on the show. RATE, REVIEW, and subscribe on Itunes, or send us a question, comment or FMK at ttqpodcast@gmail.com Theme Music Egmont Overture Finale Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Kanye West, The California Raisins, Tall Sandwiches These three basic building blocks of life are the keystones of our civilization and we dig deeper into their true meaning than any podcast or stumbling wino ever has before on tonight's episode of "Carey That Weight" A Mariah Carey Fan Cast. Follow us on Twitter @TTQ_Podcast for updates on the show. RATE, REVIEW, and subscribe on Itunes, or send us a question, comment or FMK at ttqpodcast@gmail.com Theme Music Egmont Overture Finale Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

we talk about tape for so long on this one it should be a crime. ICE and ISIS have teamed up to destroy ur flavorite prodcast. Gabo dunks on Mariah Carey so hard in this ep she goes back in time and pops her left tit like a balloon. Josh discovers that nick cannon and mariah carey have been divorced since 2016. Love is dead. Long live The Tough Questions

When Gab0s away ole sweet Josh will PLAY thats right yall its a solo josh adventure on a quick refreshing installment of everyone's favorite sleep aid- THE TOUGH QUESTIONS! Follow us on Twitter @TTQ_Podcast for updates on the show. RATE, REVIEW, and subscribe on Itunes, or send us a question, comment or FMK at ttqpodcast@gmail.com Theme Music Egmont Overture Finale Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

walk it like I talk it walk it like i talk it yeh walk it like i talk it walk it like i talk it scruh walk it like i talk it walk it like i talk it WHAT IF THE CEREAL BIRD DID THE FAMOUS CRIME? TONIGHT ON QUESTION TIME: THE TOUGHEST EPISODE YET? Follow us on Twitter @TTQ_Podcast for updates on the show. RATE, REVIEW, and subscribe on Itunes, or send us a question, comment or FMK at ttqpodcast@gmail.com Theme Music Egmont Overture Finale Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

so what so WHAT if this episode is a little short its SHORT on PURPOSE because EDITING is FUN and I LOVE IT

* * "I'm Trying to get my b l a z e and my g a m e On" -Garbo Keizer April 18, 2050 * * Follow us on Twitter @TTQ_Podcast for updates on the show. RATE, REVIEW, and subscribe on Itunes, or send us a question, comment or FMK at ttqpodcast@gmail.com Theme Music Egmont Overture Finale Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

*clip clop clip clop clip clop* WHOAH there whoah now who might you be? Dont you know if you wander into town after dark sheriff Keizer might make you listen to her Jerry Seinfeld impression? Ive seen it tan the hide right off a horse cross my heart its true! Why dont you climb on to the back of ole Jasper here and we can head on over to the podcast saloon and I can tell you all about which kind of RV i would make my wife if I had the chance or maybe ill tell you the story of how Lenny Kravitz got embarrassed in Europe once. It sure is gonna be a grand ole time... Me? well you can call me..... JESUS CHRIST! Follow us on Twitter @TTQ_Podcast for updates on the show. RATE, REVIEW, and subscribe on Itunes, or send us a question, comment or FMK at ttqpodcast@gmail.com Theme Music Egmont Overture Finale Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

*RECORD SCRATCH* Yep, thats me, writing a blurb for the 31 episode of the podcast I do with my life partner Gabrilius. You wanna know how I got into this mess? Well we gonna have to go back a little ways.... back to when.... it all started........ (THE YEAR 1976) Neither of us were born yet. Listen to this episode. Its funny. Kisses! Follow us on Twitter @TTQ_Podcast for updates on the show. RATE, REVIEW, and subscribe on Itunes, or send us a question, comment or FMK at ttqpodcast@gmail.com Theme Music Egmont Overture Finale Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

TTQ is 30 weeks old today so it finally figured out which foods give it gas and how to live happily without its parents approval! In this lean, mean episode of the Tough Questions we scientifically PROVE that Maury is a goblin. That has been proven. That is in the books now. Josh goes on an emotional tirade about bowling while Gabo heroically defends that sweet yellow hand fruit we all love: the banana. Follow us on Twitter @TTQ_Podcast for updates on the show. RATE, REVIEW, and subscribe on Itunes, or send us a question, comment or FMK at ttqpodcast@gmail.com Theme Music Egmont Overture Finale Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Join the TTQ crew for THRILLS! SPILLS! And semi offensive IRISH ACCENTS! Thats right its a st paddy's day shorty episode this week because appropriately enough Josh was rocking the BIGGEST HANGOVER since SLY STALLONE IN CLIFFHANGER. But we push on through like the hustle minded champions we are. Say a prayer to your patron saint of fritos and potato skins and GET. ON. IN. HERE. FOLKS. Follow us on Twitter @TTQ_Podcast for updates on the show. RATE, REVIEW, and subscribe on Itunes, or send us a question, comment or FMK at ttqpodcast@gmail.com Theme Music Egmont Overture Finale Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

SO WHAT if the new TTQ podcast is a little LATE SO WHAT if its very shaggy this week SO WHAT if we get DEEP into how attractive Sandy Cheeks is SO WHAT if Josh compares his manhood to an Alaskan Bull Worm SO WHAT if Gabo think benevolent and malevolent mean the same thing SO WHAT if the last couple of minutes is a sincere discussion on the value of well written villains in the popular cannon? SO WHAT? Follow us on Twitter @TTQ_Podcast for updates on the show. RATE, REVIEW, and subscribe on Itunes, or send us a question, comment or FMK at ttqpodcast@gmail.com Theme Music Egmont Overture Finale Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

You know what REALLY is like rain on your wedding day? Missing out on this voluptuous episode of THE TOUGH QUESTIONS TM TM TM TM! Get twisty with the crew as they dissect the sordid past of M Night Shyamalan. Enter a world of darkness where E.T. is always hiding in a pile of dolls RIGHT BEHIND YOUR DOOR! This ep is a full octane high powered thrill ride where Josh laughs so hard that he cries. Sorry.

Get it right, and get it tight TTQ faithful because another ooey gooey bombardment of spoofs is trained right on your cerebellums. Is there any heist that Danny Ocean and his big bad gang of rough and ready rowdy boys could NOT pull off? Does anyone REALLY live in North Dakota?The answer (no) may surprise you! A couple of new fillings are discussed for stuffed crust pizza, but are then immediately discarded for redundancy. Follow us on Twitter @TTQ_Podcast for updates on the show. RATE, REVIEW, and subscribe on Itunes, or send us a question, comment or FMK at ttqpodcast@gmail.com Theme Music Egmont Overture Finale Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Help! A new TTQ Ep has taken up so much space in my brain that I forgot how telephones and melonballers work! Good thing I DO remember that EP 25 is an goddamn GOLDRUSH of fun spoofs and haphazardly constructed premises. Robot Thomas Jefferson: hero or villain? Do the Animorphs get P L E A S U R E from transforming? Plus the turnip gets a much needed media makeover. All this and more SO GET LISTENING FOLKS

Calling all liars, shifters, bastards, and THIEVES! Its TTQ time and you know what that means! 70 MINUTES OF SPOOFS ABOUT CLOWN COLLEGE. Doing some sex to a hat? We RING THAT PARTICULAR BIT OUT TO DRY. Who Would Win in A Fight makes its glorious return to the airwaves while Josh attempts to patent and sell a new, lewd, snake hypnosis technique. PUT THIS IN YOUR FACE

Top chef? More like top top chef. That’s right I’m talking about bringing celebrity chef Bobby Flay into the fantasy suite so I can go crazy all over his famous vegetable meatloaf. And what’s that? YOU WANT SECONDS? Well get directions to the vomitorium cause we got *NSYNC and the Japanese Backstreet Boys fan club, Brendan Frazier is back and this time the twist is that he is dead and yes the age old lite brite versus etch a sketch debate does come to a BLOODY, DEMENTED, RAGING CONCLUSION! Don’t even think about touching that dial! BECAUSE WE RIPPED IT OFF AFTER TURNING IT TO ELEVEN!! Follow us on Twitter @TTQ_Podcast for updates on the show. RATE, REVIEW, and subscribe on Itunes, or send us a question, comment or FMK at ttqpodcast@gmail.com Theme Music Egmont Overture Finale Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

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New year, new me, new bones, new SEASON, same old gregarious TTQ CREW! After christening the new season the crew immediately descends into the Whole Foods Food Hole only to discover the gravy paste was on their tooth brushes the whole time. New friends are introduced, and then stepped on. Do we have classic FMK spoofs? Do we talk about food too much? Does Jack Frost the snow man ghost from the eponymous Michael Keaton movie make an appearance? It wouldn't be a party without him SON. Strap your legs into the podcast chair and don't forget your mouth guard cause it's TTQ S2 and we ain't slowing down any time soon! Follow us on Twitter @TTQ_Podcast for updates on the show. RATE, REVIEW, and subscribe on Itunes, or send us a question, comment or FMK at ttqpodcast@gmail.com Theme Music Egmont Overture Finale Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Our hiatus between seasons has been one long, grueling journey. BUT NOW your holiday salvation is CLOSE AT HAND. In-laws got you down? Having a blue Kwanzaa? Well strap in buddy 'cause the TTQ Crew has been drinking since 10am and we just put out an episode ALL ABOUT IT. You guys made a drinking game. We played it. It got messy. Its in the podcast. It gets real loose. My dad is playing the trumpet in some parts and we burp approximately 56 times. But dang it all if this isn't the absolute doctor approved cure for the holiday blues. Enjoy! And see you next year for TTQ SEASON 2 YALL.

Boo! Bet you thought we was outta the game! Bet you thought we wouldn't pull the biggest Halloween surprise since they put razors in Charleston Chews! But you would be wrong my dear. DREADFULLY WRONG! The TTQ Crew has risen once again from their dank mausoleum to gift the whole world with a XXL helping of ghouls, ghosts, and gregariousness. You wanna talk about pumpkins? Got it. You wanna talk about Hannibal Lecter's rubinesque but well meaning assistant, Fat Hannibal? Of course. You want to talk about Booberry? We talk about Booberry for like ten goddamn minutes. Pour yourself a tumbler of scotch, drop some candy corn in there, and unwind while the TTQ crew whisks you away to a haunted house where its always night, and a crow is perched on the mailbox giving you the stink eye. Happy Halloween! Follow us on twitter @TTQ_Podcast, Subscribe on Itunes, or send us a question, comment or FMK at ttqpodcast@gmail.com Halloween Theme Music "Deep Haze" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) "Dark Hallway (Clean)" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

TTQ Crew is wrapping up Season 1, with a Gabo's corner/special announcement. Don’t forget to rate, review and subscribe while we are on our hiatus. Subscribe on iTunes. Follow us on Twitter @TTQ_Podcast, or send us a question, comment or FMK to ttqpodcast@gmail.com Theme Music Egmont Overture Finale Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Are our ears burning? We know yall were just thinking of getting deep into another hot steamy helping of THE TOUGH QUESTIONS. For ep 20 we learn that the ankle is the neck of the foot. Gabo thinks "Triage" and "Trio" mean the same thing while Josh gets detailed about his love for meatballs. A friend of the show sends in multiple would you rathers and we get BEASTMODE all over em. Get in here and feast! Follow us on Twitter @TTQ_Podcast, Subscribe on Itunes, or send us a question, comment or FMK at ttqpodcast@gmail.com Theme Music Egmont Overture Finale Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Yea so what if it's a new episode of The Tough Questions? Whaddaya gonna do? STAB ME?(note to listeners please do not stab Gabo or Josh). The TTQ crew gets down to business self diagnosing Abraham Lincoln and going on a festive and educational gastro-tour of Italy. The anytime canned pasta and sauce melange for girls, "Chef Girl-ar-dee" is named, pitched and eventually passed on by spaghetti juggernaut Chef Boyardee.. Young Sheldon is TAKEN TO TASK. Follow us on Twitter @TTQ_Podcast, Subscribe on Itunes, or send us a question, comment or FMK at ttqpodcast@gmail.com Theme Music Egmont Overture Finale Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Recorded from the same room, this new, fresh, piping hot slice of New York style content is ready for your enjoyment! Just ignore the parts when Gabo and Josh get lost in each other's eyes. Beppo Suhdookis: very good name for my son or the best name for my son? The totally unexplored niche market of small massage chairs for genitals is thoroughly, expertly explored. Also: we put Jeff Daniels ON NOTICE! Follow us on twitter @TTQ_Podcast, Subscribe on Itunes, or send us a question, comment or FMK at ttqpodcast@gmail.com Theme Music Egmont Overture Finale Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

We are back and sassy as ever for this delayed ep of THE TOUGH QUESTIONS! It's been two weeks so we know y'all have been ACHING for it so we dug deep and got this episode out only 1 week after Josh FRACTURED HIS ANKLE. Would you be Cruella DeVile's boy toy? How about Harry Potters beau? You ever wonder how wizard money works? Surprise: they aren't called Wizard Bucks! All this and more on the latest and greatest ep of The The Tough Questions! Follow us on twitter @TTQ_Podcast, Subscribe on Itunes, or send us a question, comment or FMK at ttqpodcast@gmail.com Theme Music Egmont Overture Finale Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Quick take my hand! We don't have any time to waste! A new TTQ is here and it's waiting for your ears to release its unctuous comedy nectar! Gabo teases out the pros and cons of loving Magmar's butt-head. Josh decides on his fortune teller name. Behold the illusion and quick wittery of The Magnificent Chauncey! Also: how much is Schrute Farms worth? I bet it's a lot! Follow us on twitter @TTQ_Podcast, Subscribe on Itunes, or send us a question, comment or FMK at ttqpodcast@gmail.com comment or FMK at ttqpodcast@gmail.com TTQ is covered under the Creative Commons License Theme Music Egmont Overture Finale Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Baldwin brothers, mammary planets, and good old fashioned cereal gnomes. No it isn't the answer to your wildest dreams! Its more of that sweet podcast content you need from those sassy podcasters you love. Josh devises a plan to get famous using a tricky combination of Frankie Muniz's death and Japans love of the Handsome Gorilla while Gabo tells the little known tale of Tony Skywalker. We name all the Queen Latifah albums too. There are more than we thought there would be. Follow us on twitter @TTQ_Podcast, Subscribe on Itunes, or send us a question, comment or FMK at ttqpodcast@gmail.comTTQ is covered under the Creative Commons License Theme Music Egmont Overture Finale Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Mr. Mime, rapist, child molester, both!? We delve in hard and we don't stop delving until all the boys are saved from his poke-dungeon. In this classic ep the TTQers put 3:00 on the clock and blaze through a user suggested lighting round! Gabo explains vampire boners while Josh and Freddy Kreuger explore the sensual side of the dream universe. All this plus the crew just absolutely CLOWNING on Dr.Phil for ten minutes. Follow us on twitter @TTQ_Podcast, Subscribe on Itunes, or send us a question, comment or FMK at ttqpodcast@gmail.com TTQ is covered under the Creative Commons License Theme Music Egmont Overture Finale Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Where even IS Atlantis? Does anyone know? What sorts of flavors of giant gummy worm can I buy? And why doesn't mine have two faces? Did my mom send me an article about french toast? Is milk the sexiest liquid? How about Cran-apple? How would one alert the press about an emoji themed hunger strike? Is this podcast cursed? Am I dead? Follow us on twitter @TTQ_Podcast, Subscribe on Itunes, or send us a question, comment or FMK at ttqpodcast@gmail.com TTQ is covered under the Creative Commons License Theme Music Egmont Overture Finale Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Lengua tacos, Stanley Tucci, and fantastical foreign Capri Sun. All three topics and more are waiting for you inside the delicate folds of Episode 12 of "The Tough Questions!" Gabo learns she can't drink like a teen while Josh revolutionizes the shower game. Wash this one down with a tall cool glass of Power Team. Follow us on twitter @TTQ_Podcast, Subscribe on Itunes, or send us a question, comment or FMK at ttqpodcast@gmail.com TTQ is covered under the Creative Commons License Theme Music Egmont Overture Finale Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Don't crunch snacks in the library. Finish your munch and then go in to handle the books. This perfectly normal piece of advice plus much much more is waiting for you inside Episode 11 of "The Tough Questions." Josh becomes a candy stealing time lord while Gabo gives us the ins and outs of train pleasure. Which element is Tom Hanks? is it Hydrogen? No! Also the crew hits the mean streets of Cranford New Jersey to meet the newest, freshest player in this wild game we call life. Follow us on twitter @TTQ_Podcast, Subscribe on Itunes, or send us a question, comment or FMK at ttqpodcast@gmail.com TTQ is covered under the Creative Commons License Theme Music Egmont Overture Finale Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Y'all ever single out a boy? And then it's your boy? And the crew can't touch him? And if they do you give em the black spot? Live all this stuff very very vicariously while the TTQ crew waxes philosophical about MJ, Carousels, Pirate Booty, and dead dogs. Follow us on twitter @TTQ_Podcast, Subscribe on Itunes, or send us a question, comment or FMK at ttqpodcast@gmail.com TTQ is covered under the Creative Commons License Theme Music Egmont Overture Finale Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Hark and look yon passers by! The magical coffee man is traipsing down the boulevard dispensing his magical brew! Where does it come from!? No one knows! Just a snap of his toes, a touch to his nose, and whoosh! A double mocha half caf dunkacino for you little girl! Also: the TTQ Crew disappears up their own asses talking about Rock Paper Scissors, Josh locks the doors and goes after the Brady Bunch, Gabo is cursed, and Halle Berry is a very serious vegan. Follow us on twitter @TTQ_Podcast, Subscribe on Itunes, or send us a question, comment or FMK at ttqpodcast@gmail.com TTQ is covered under the Creative Commons License Theme Music Egmont Overture Finale Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

The catch phrase of the year is introduced, celebrated, and run into the ground while Gabo recounts us with her mouse house woes. Is eating puke better or worse if the puke is your own? Josh learns the Trix Rabbit is not named Terry, but it would fit if he had a name. Algebra: how slutty is too slutty? Also the crew spends just so much time failing to name a made up Joan of Arc movie. Follow us on twitter @TTQ_Podcast, Subscribe on Itunes, or send us a question, comment or FMK at ttqpodcast@gmail.com TTQ is covered under the Creative Commons License Theme Music Egmont Overture Finale Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Birthdays! Hashbrowns! The children of Tom Hanks! Trundle on down to your local episode of "The Tough Questions" to finally quench your burning thirst for long winded and confusing discussions on these topics and more! Josh rants about Cinderella for a worryingly long amount of time, while Gabo invents a new NBC comedy series. Also the "girth" of poo is discussed in detail in this Peabody award winning episode. IM NOT DONE. Follow us on twitter @TTQ_Podcast, Subscribe on Itunes, or send us a question, comment or FMK at ttqpodcast@gmail.com TTQ is covered under the Creative Commons License Theme Music Egmont Overture Finale Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

When I think of her all I picture is a grey mist... The TTQ Crew names its own GI Joe. Josh learns about Uncle Sam's star spangled powers while Gabo inhales a huge cloud of blue dust. Toby Keith shows up to play his classic American jam "Boot In Ur Tush." Also: Donald Duck and his fabulous tush returns to mix up more trouble. Follow us on twitter @TTQ_Podcast, Subscribe on Itunes, or send us a question, comment or FMK at ttqpodcast@gmail.com TTQ is covered under the Creative Commons License Theme Music Egmont Overture Finale Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Does Captain Morgan own a treasure chest full of cocaine? Does he own a open style seventies mansion? If you sleep with Captain Jack Sparrow how soon will you be involved in an elaborate ghost pirate battle on the deck of a flying boat? All answers point to almost immediately. Gabi and Josh hash out the details while also learning that islands don't float actually. We talk about Captain Crunch for a lot in this one.