Joins hosts Scott Carelli, Kyle Crane, and Bryan Green as they attempt to create the theme park of their dreams based on any and every subject, concept, or IP possible.
And now it’s time to say “Goodbye…” Join us for our final episode, as we attempt to make a Theme Park This theme park that includes entire themed lands, restaurants, attractions, and E-ticket rides based on the podcast itself. Join … Continue reading →
Ka-Chow! In this episode, we pull out the timer as we return to listener suggestions as we attempt to create entire themed lands, including restaurants, attractions, and E-ticket rides based on a new concept every 2 minutes. Join Theme Park … Continue reading →
How does a ride work when everything is moving at 12 frames per second? In this episode, we move in stop motion as we attempt to create an entire theme park, including restaurants, attractions, and E-ticket rides based on the … Continue reading →
Creating Walt Disney’s vision of the future. Again. In this episode, we're attempting another theme park remake as we take a look at the themed lands, restaurants, attractions, and E-ticket rides that were open at Walt Disney World’s EPCOT Center … Continue reading →
Now You’re Riding With Power! In this episode, we're putting on our powergloves as we attempt to create an entire theme park, including restaurants, attractions, and E-ticket rides based on the games and worlds of Nintendo. GUEST: Sam Gasch (Ideal … Continue reading →
Tis the season for scary mazes and frightening haunts, but what if the spooky fun didn’t have to end with Halloween? In this episode, we're making Halloween vibes last all year long as we attempt to create an entire theme … Continue reading →
We want our ride vehicle shaken, not stirred. In this episode, we're aiming down the barrel as we attempt to create an entire theme park, including restaurants, attractions, and E-ticket rides based on the James Bond franchise. NOTE: This episode … Continue reading →
Do you want fries with that coaster? In this episode, we’re hitting the drive-thru as we attempt to create an entire theme park, including restaurants, attractions, and E-ticket rides based on fast food. Join Theme Park This on Discord: https://discord.gg/rngwTkz8yw Get … Continue reading →
“Water. Earth. Fire. Air. Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony.” In this episode, we united the four nations as we attempt to create an entire theme park, including restaurants, attractions, and E-ticket rides based on worlds of … Continue reading →
You guys ever hear about Disney’s Dark Kingdom? In this episode, we attempt to fulfill a longtime rumor by creating an entire theme park, including restaurants, attractions, and E-ticket rides based on the villains of Disney Animation. GUEST: Andrew & … Continue reading →
WARNING: This episode is entirely your fault. You did this. We cannot be held accountable. In this episode, we attempt to create an entire theme park with six individually themed lands, restaurants, attractions, and E-ticket rides based entirely on listener … Continue reading →
In this episode, we do more than build another studio park by attempting to create an entire theme park, including restaurants, attractions, and E-ticket rides based on the filmographies of some of our favorite directors. GUEST: Cody Lunsford Join Theme … Continue reading →
“You’ve become part of a bigger universe. You just don’t know it yet.” In this episode, we think beyond Avengers Campus as we attempt to create an entire theme park, including restaurants, attractions, and E-ticket rides based on the most … Continue reading →
We don’t have friends. We have family. In this episode, we will ride or die a quarter-mile at a time as we attempt to create an entire theme park, including restaurants, attractions, and E-ticket rides based on the many films … Continue reading →
“So… all of time and space, everything that ever happened or ever will – where do you want to start?” In this episode, we hop in the iconic police box of a certain Time Lord as we attempt to create an entire theme … Continue reading →
See the stars. Ride the movies. Again. In this episode, we’re attempting our first theme park remake as we take a look at the themed lands, restaurants, attractions, and E-ticket rides that were open at Universal Studio Florida circa 1993, … Continue reading →
“Nick, nick, nick, nick, na-nick, nick, nick…Nick-e-lo-de-on!” In this episode, we’re stocking up on orange paint as we create an entire theme park including themed lands, restaurants, attractions, and E-ticket rides inspired by every Nicktoon animated series that aired from … Continue reading →
“Together again! Gee, it’s good to be together again! I just can’t imagine that you’ve ever been gone! It’s not starting over, it’s just going on!” Season 2 is here! In this episode, we’re putting on a theme park as … Continue reading →
A Showcase of all nations, but mostly America. In this episode, we do the unthinkable and re-theme all of Epcot’s World Showcase to States in America. We know we’re monsters, but hey, it’s April Fool’s Day! Join Theme Park This … Continue reading →
While you wait for Season 2 of Theme Park This, please enjoy this previously Patreon exclusive episode of Re-Theme This! Wouldn’t we all like a great, big, beautiful Tomorrow after the year we just had? That’s why Scott, Kyle, and … Continue reading →
While you wait for Season 2 of Theme Park This, please enjoy this previously Patreon exclusive episode of Re-Theme This! When the creator of an IP goes off the rails, it’s time for a new IP! That’s why Bryan, Scott, … Continue reading →
While you wait for Season 2 of Theme Park This, please enjoy this previously Patreon exclusive episode of Re-Theme This! Bryan, Scott, and Kyle forfeit their souls to Imhotep as they each attempt to re-theme Revenge of the Mummy at … Continue reading →
While you wait for Season 2 of Theme Park This, please enjoy this previously Patreon exclusive episode of Re-Theme This! With the announcement that Stitch’s Great Escape is closed forever, Kyle, Scott, and Bryan take it upon themselves to re-theme … Continue reading →
While you wait for Season 2 of Theme Park This, please enjoy this previously Patreon exclusive episode of Re-Theme This! With all due respect to Steven Spielberg, Kyle, Bryan, and Scott attempt to re-theme E.T. Adventure at Universal Studios Orlando … Continue reading →
While you wait for Season 2 of Theme Park This, please enjoy this previously Patreon exclusive episode of Re-Theme This! Bryan, Kyle, and Scott attempt to re-theme Disneyland’s Indiana Jones Adventure and Animal Kingdom’s Dinosaur with a new IP that … Continue reading →
While you wait for Season 2 of Theme Park This, please enjoy this previously Patreon exclusive episode of Re-Theme This! Bryan, Kyle, and Scott continue their attempt to re-theme Marvel Super Hero Island at Universal’s Islands of Adventure with new … Continue reading →
While you wait for Season 2 of Theme Park This, please enjoy this previously Patreon exclusive episode of Re-Theme This! Bryan, Kyle, and Scott attempt to re-theme Marvel Super Hero Island at Universal’s Islands of Adventure with new IP. Marvel … Continue reading →
While you wait for Season 2 of Theme Park This, please enjoy this previously Patreon exclusive episode of Re-Theme This! In their first episode, Bryan, Kyle, and Scott propose some ways that The Twilight Zone: Tower of Terror in Disney’s … Continue reading →
To celebrate the Holidays, Kyle, Bryan, and Scott each re-theme an existing attraction with a Festive seasonal overlay! “WDW Very Merry Christmas Parade 1993” Fast Pass Commentary available Christmas Day only on Patreon!
“If TV has taught me anything, it’s that miracles always happen to poor kids at Christmas.” In this episode, we spend the holidays on the couch by creating an entire theme park, including themed lands, restaurants, attractions, and E-ticket rides … Continue reading →
“I don’t know what to say except it’s Christmas and we’re all in misery.” In this episode, we celebrate our favorite part of the holidays by creating an entire theme park, including themed lands, restaurants, attractions, and E-ticket rides based … Continue reading →
Tom Hanks. That’s it, that’s the theme park. In this episode, we celebrate the true meaning of the season as we create a complete theme park, including themed lands, restaurants, attractions, and E-ticket rides based entirely around the career of … Continue reading →
Snacks are already the best reason for going to a theme park, so why not make it the only reason? In this episode, we arrive hungry as we create a complete theme park, including themed lands, restaurants, attractions, and E-ticket … Continue reading →
To celebrate Halloween, Kyle, Bryan, and Scott each re-theme an existing attraction with a spooky seasonal overlay! Support us on Patreon for exclusive podcast episodes!
Get ready for some jump scares! Universal’s Halloween Horror Nights may be *officially* canceled this year, but in this episode, we attempt to create our own Halloween Horror Nights event featuring multiple mazes and scare zones. GUEST: Josh Gunderson Join … Continue reading →
If the apocalypse comes, beep us. In this episode, we sharpen our stakes and dive into the Hellmouth as we create a themed land, restaurant, attraction, and E-ticket ride based on the hit 1997-2003 television series, Buffy the Vampire Slayer. … Continue reading →
When the Soul Train arrives, you know it’s time to go outside. In this episode, we wake up extra early and fuel up with a bowl of sugary cereal to create a themed land, restaurant, attraction, and E-ticket ride based … Continue reading →
Be excellent to each other and podcast on, dudes! In this most triumphant episode, we strap on our air guitars as we totally create a themed land, restaurant, attraction, and E-ticket ride based on the most excellent adventures of Bill … Continue reading →
If this theme park had a face, we would punch it. In this episode, we travel to the great white north to celebrate the 10th anniversary of Scott Pilgrim vs the World by attempting to create seven individually themed lands, … Continue reading →
In this episode, we attempt to create individually themed lands, restaurants, attractions, and E-ticket rides based on movies we find on Disney+ that we had never seen before. Join our Theme Park This Listeners Group on Facebook “E.T. Adventure” Re-Theme This episode … Continue reading →
At some point, Disney and Universal are bound to get some major competition in the theme park industry, and we think Sony might have what it takes to be on their level. In this episode, we attempt to create an … Continue reading →
“To all who come to this happy place; welcome” In this episode, we get meta as we celebrate 65 years of entering a world of yesterday, tomorrow, and fantasy by designing a themed land, restaurant, attraction, and E-ticket ride based … Continue reading →
He’s stolen the Declaration of Independence. He’s kidnapped the President of the United States. What’s next for Ben Franklin Gates? In this episode, we celebrate America’s birthday the only way we know how: by designing a themed land, restaurant, attraction, … Continue reading →
Six Flags may be the current home for the DC brand within theme parks, but we think a property as vast and varied as DC deserves a lot better than generic roller coasters with a logo slapped on it. So … Continue reading →
In this episode, we each attempt to create a theme park that is part of a balanced breakfast with a land, restaurant, attraction, and E-ticket ride based on the mascots and commercials of General Mills cereal. Join our Theme Park This … Continue reading →
WARNING: This episode is entirely your fault. You did this. We cannot be held accountable. In this episode, we attempt to create an entire theme park with six individually themed lands, restaurants, attractions, and E-ticket rides based entirely on listener … Continue reading →
“Constants and variables. There’s always a lighthouse. There’s always a man. There’s always a city.” In this episode, we each attempt to create our first “mature” theme park with a land, restaurant, attraction, and E-ticket ride based on the retrofuturistic … Continue reading →
Let’s be honest, we all know that the same 4-5 Princesses tend to get all of the respect in regards to theme park representation. So, in this episode, Bryan, Kyle, and Scott have taken it upon themselves to come up … Continue reading →
We know what you’re thinking… but The Simpsons already has a theme park presence! And you’re right, but couldn’t Universal’s Springfield be a lot better? In this episode, Bryan, Kyle, and Scott each propose a brand new themed land, restaurant, … Continue reading →
Now that Universal Orlando has announced its third gate, Epic Universe, Kyle, Scott and Bryan comb through every rumor and detail we can find about the rides and themed areas that will be featured, and discuss our hopes and dreams … Continue reading →
With Rise of the Resistance now open on both coasts, Galaxy’s Edge is officially old news! So naturally, it’s up to Scott, Kyle, and Bryan to follow up the immersive Star Wars themed land that fans love (or love to … Continue reading →
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