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Travels with Miriam, the show about Miriam, taking a trip down memory lane. It consists of calls to various places on the planet that she has visited over her 84 years of life, which helped form her life in bizarre ways, and new adventures courtesy of her grandchildren.

Travels with Miriam

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    • Jun 28, 2022 LATEST EPISODE
    • weekly NEW EPISODES
    • 1h 49m AVG DURATION
    • 54 EPISODES


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    Episode 83 – The Creamy Peelow Thief

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 28, 2022


    In this episode, we embrace Creamy Tea Day, and try to get Tea with various forms of cream, to no avail. We call and try to make reservations, orders, and various other bizarre things. DTB Becomes a Peelow Thief and causes havoc stealing everyone's peelows. Includes calls by: DTB, Dwight the Janitor, Lulu, Milkman, Akspa, Tedwwweb, and many more folks from the Dwightcord Discord server.

    Episode 82 – Cultured Chaos

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 20, 2022


    A fun night of calls from everyone in Dwightcord! Includes calls by: Akspa, TakeThePen, DTB, Snappybakes, Dwight The Janitor, Milkman, Tedwwweb, and many others!

    Episode 81 – Eggroll Teasing

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 15, 2022


    In this episode, we call up restaurants for National Egg Roll Day, Gutter Rice, and various other special dishes. We go in search of a lost banana roll, try to tease some holes in the hotel room, and fail to find a room to book.

    Episode 80 – Doughs Nuts

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 6, 2022


    In this episode, we called lots of Donut Shops on National Donut Day, in search of free Donuts, finding all the wrong things along the way. This show could not have been possible without: MFDTB, Milkman, Snappybakes, Dwight the Janitor, Lulu, MST3Claye and everyone over in Dwightcord! Recorded 3-4 June 2022

    Episode 79 – Community Package Deal

    Play Episode Listen Later May 31, 2022


    Recorded: 27-28 May 2022 Patrons: Dr. Frank Katz III, Esq. Attorney at Law.Phone Losers of AmericagobyJet the HorseFancyPantsMST3ClayeGordoChrispy808Mister Turbeaux In this episode, we call all sorts of folks, from people selling stuff or wanting stuff, to hotels across the USA.Features calls by: Snappybakes, MFDTB, LuLu, Akspa, Dwight the Janitor, Milkman, Tedwwweb, Miriam, mvvtt, Jazzcon & thermalhermit, and the rest of Dwightcord. Special thanks to: Rundhi Hibachi

    Episode 78 – Bee Farts

    Play Episode Listen Later May 26, 2022


    On World Bee Day, we spoke to several Beekeepers about our Bee problems and Bee needs, and learned a lot along the way. We called lots of places and people in this show, with calls by: LuLu, Snappybakes, MFDTB, Akspa, Miriam, Tedwwweb, and many more folks in the Dwightcord! Recorded 20-21 May 2022

    Episode 77 – Paper-thin Walls

    Play Episode Listen Later May 18, 2022


    In this episode of Community Calls, we dealt with technical issues for the first 20 minutes of the 3 hour show, so we lost quite a bit of run-length on this episode — but fear not! During editing, we exported over 20 calls, because they were just THAT GOOD.  Recorded 13-14 May 2022 We called folks looking to buy and sell various items, put a smile on as many people's faces as possible along the way. A common thread involving Miriam can be heard, too, if you listen closely. Lots of fun in this show to be heard! Features calls by: SnappyBakes, MFDTB, Akspa, Milkman, Dwight, Tedwwwebbbbbbbbbbbb and many others in the Dwightcord server. Thanks to all our patrons!

    Episode 76 – Loose Chicken Mover

    Play Episode Listen Later May 8, 2022


    In this episode of Community Calls, we call hotels and Indian restaurants, and some truck stops towards the end. Features calls by: Dwight The Janitor, Tedwwweb, MFDTB, Akspa, Miriam, LuLu, and many others in Dwightcord. Recorded 6-7 May 2022. Lots of fun, new premises in this episode. We like to experiment at every corner payphone...

    Episode 75 – Depressed Clowns Only!

    Play Episode Listen Later May 6, 2022


    Recorded on 30 April 2022 In this episode, we call motels and hotels and whatever else comes our way, in this extended episode of Community Calls. Featuring calls by: Dwight, LuLu, Tedwwweb, Akspa, Wingless, SPLink, and many more from Dwightcord!

    Episode 74 – 43 USD

    Play Episode Listen Later May 6, 2022


    In this episode, we got overcharged for a handful of calls to the UK, tried to get our organ a booking at several hotels, confused some people and alarmed a few.  Recorded 22-23 April 2022. Special Thanks to our Patrons: Prankcast & Sons – Is your birthday, bar mitzvah or baptism coming up – Order a custom milk box through our mail-order catalogue, FancyPANTS, Turbo, Chrispy808 Very Special Thanks to Gordo for helping take a bite out of the overcharges, LuLu and Milkman for grabbing good numbers and providing a whole cast of wild characters. Ruin for several awesome calls that had me rolling, and all the rest of the community over in Dwightcord. This show has come back stronger than ever, thanks to the community that makes it happen. Thanks to everyone for coming, and we hope to see you join us for a call or two!

    Episode 73 (ImmoralHole Episode 3)

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 20, 2022


    In this new episode of Community Calls, recorded 15-16 April 2022, we call hotels, restaurants and gas stations confusing people all along the way.  MFDTB and Akspa man the phones with google translate in tow, to confuse folks about the strange lot lizards they encounter.  Lots of great calls in this episode by members of the Dwightcord, including: Dwight the Janitor, LuLu, Tedwwweb, SPLink, MFDTB, Akspa and many others.

    Episode 72 – Our Father Touches Organs

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 9, 2022


    Recorded 8-9 April 2022 In this episode, we call up hotels, gas stations, restaurants, and Brits named Julie. Featuring calls by: LuLu, Dwight The Janitor, Tedwwweb, Akspa, Ruin, and many others in Dwightcord. Join us in Dwightcord or on Prankcast, Fridays at 10PM EST / 7PM PST, for live Community Calls shows!

    Episode 71 – Miriam Resurrected

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 2, 2022


    Listen to the first 4 minutes of the show and you'll understand... In this brand-new episode, recorded 1st April 2022, Miriam tries to find the way in the rest home she's escaped from, only to find her musical talents are more appreciated than her conversation. We call japan only to find no one speaking English, so instead of wasting valuable time and money, we move on and try to call crappy motels about the loud music coming from other rooms, only to find that no one cares. This episode introduces the new format and direction that the show will be heading in. Think more of a 'variety show' vibe, than simply being a prank call show.

    Xmas 2020

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 16, 2022


    No idea what's in this show, if anything. I know I was hyped up because I had sent stickers to Hyphonix, but he either never got them, or opened them off-stream, so I was bummed out that I didn't get any free promotion for the show (hey, I had to try!). Christmas only got worse for me later on that weekend, so in hindsight, it really wasn't the shitty show that I thought it was when it happened. It's a great example of poorly laid plans and a blow to one's ego (mine). I lightly edited it, removing around 20 minutes of banter and the set-up regarding why I was watching another streamer work his magic while doing my own show. Preserved with the fireplace audio intact, as well, since it added some ambiance to the whole thing.

    Episode 66 – Order 66

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 27, 2021


    Episode 65 – Clip Show

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 21, 2021


    Our host for our phone dialing machine went down during the recording of this show, so only 2 new calls are in the episode. We decided to suck it up and do a clip show for nearly 3 hours. This show is mostly unedited, to preserve the confusion and anger at our web host, for […]

    Episode 63 – The Creature

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 15, 2021


    In this episode, we are introduced to the official mascot of Immoral Juice – Downy The Clown. Downy makes some calls while DTB has an encounter in the parking lot with THE CREATURE. This is a fun, action-packed episode with lots of different types of calls throughout as well as soundscape/audio collages designed to introduce […]

    Episode 62 – Aquatic Crime Solvers

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 12, 2021


    We are Immoral Juice. This episode continues our adventures in Immoral things to sell to customers. We call about the flyer our company sent out to stores to show off the new merchandise. We call up unsuspecting hotels in Japan to try and solve Aquatic Crimes, as well as other odd calls to various places […]

    Community Call – Aquatic Crimes

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 12, 2021 8:58


    Enjoy this weird call to a Japanese hotel in which we try to solve Aquatic Crimes.

    Episode 64 – Pranksgiving 2020

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 3, 2020 63:54


    In this episode, we send out an interesting flyer depicting a potato chip bag full of Thanksgiving dinner. We call Julie’s. We call Japan. We pack a solid hour of wild and crazy Community Calls into this Thanksgiving-themed episode. Features calls by: Akspa, Clementine, Dwight the Janitor, and many more folks in our prank call […]

    Spotify Trailer

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 3, 2020 0:56


    I needed to add a short Spotify trailer to our Spotify page, so I came up with a few short clips from old and new shows, and stuck them into a sample sandwich.

    RIP DaDead

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 24, 2020 77:58


    DaDead has passed. I’m linking and embedding a call he did on an early Community Calls show, as well as the full length show we did together in October of last year. I’m also taking out excerpts from Episodes 42, 43, and 44 where DaDead did some calls with the Community Calls crew, and providing […]

    Episode 61 – Immoral Juice

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 20, 2020 80:10


    In this episode, we created a fake juice company that was using guerilla shipping tactics to get their juice shipments in store. One small problem, the details were sent via fax machine, and not via email. We’re old school and Immoral. We don’t play by everyone’s rules, maaaaan. Since the recording of this episode, ImmoralJuice.com […]

    Episode 60 – Operation Lemon-Drop

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 14, 2020 100:29


    Lots of great calls in this episode, featuring: Akspa, MustardMachine, Paenti, Darzzr, Savage Carl, SPLink, and many more We sent out faxes featuring a short story and some references to the San Jose Meetup that occurred during the Halloween 2020 weekend. Thanks to all our sponsors! Sponsors:tigeryeye4c Gordo Chrispy8080 Gilmour Dirty Unit SPlink Stalin_without_the_Charm Bob […]

    Episode 59 – Harvest Fest 2020

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 8, 2020 105:32


    I dunno, harvest fest faxes and other strange calls from Clementine and Dwight and many others in the discord. It was fun. I don’t remember the rest and misplaced my show notes. Sponsors: tigereye4c Darzzr Stalin_Without_the_Charm Parkman Phone Losers of America Bob Vance P.S. goby Horticalls Another Prank Call Show MustardMachine Dr. Tom Servo Snails69 […]

    Episode 58 – FirPot Dot Com

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 28, 2020 161:08


    Link fixed! Thanks to MustardMachine! In this episode we call about a mis-spelling of an ad on craigslist regarding a “Fire Pot” Halloween decoration. We send faxes starring the photo provided for the Fir Pot ad, as well as many of our other faxes, and try to get folks to tell us what they could […]

    Episode 57 – Dear Diary

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 21, 2020 116:46


    In this adventure, we try sending pages from our or our kid’s diary all over the US, and have varying reactions from people. There’s a lot of hotels and food eateries and I dunno, lots of stuff in this episode. Lots of fun all around. Sponsors: tigereye4c Stalin_Without_the_Charm Parkman Phone Losers of America Bob Vance […]

    Episode 56 – Head Penguin In Charge

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 15, 2020 132:40


    Sponsors:tigereye4cStalin_Without_the_CharmParkmanPhone Losers of AmericaBob VanceP.S.gobyHorticallsAnother Prank Call ShowMustardMachineDr. Tom ServoSnails69GordoChrispy808SPlinkSevenLeanSuperDuperEdWastedMemorysnappybakesPantiMST3ClayedragonmereGilmourDirty_UmbrellaMister Turbeaux A long show with lots of calls this week, as well as some fun banter left in from the live show.Dixie Cream tries to find love in all the wrong places. Dwight gets people angry. DeviantLuLu tries to get a film made.We call the […]

    Episode 55 – Tall Tales

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 7, 2020 112:49


    In this episode, Akspa attempts to help some customers locate a missing colleague.  SpoopyBigDTB tries to find out what his wife has sent him over fax. Dixie Cream tells tales of his past. Turbo tries to make reservations with the serial numbers of federal reserve notes. Lots of little things in between. This is an […]

    Episode 54 – Literally Shaking

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 30, 2020 98:49


    Miriam tries to order a milkshake because she’s literally shaking from the death of her good friend, Ruthie Ginsburg, but things go awry. Akspa tries to make bookings at hotels and fails. Some faxing fun is had with cultural language barriers. An unhelpful woman gets angry. Akspa tries and fails to get hotel bookings made. […]

    Episode 53 – Internet Pictures

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 23, 2020 123:47


    In this episode, Miriam tries to find love, Jennifer Lawrence calls a fan, and faxes are sent to unsuspecting people who don’t find them funny at all. This is a jam-packed episode full of calls and descriptions of the terrible facsimiles. Patrons who made this show possible: Tigereye4c Gordo Ludwig Van Bob Vance Horticalls Another […]

    Episode 52 – Bankrupted By Fax

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 16, 2020 120:06


    In this episode we send out a few different faxes to truck stops, then check in on the status of the transmission, with varied results. Dwight explains to some folks why and how he dinged their car. The Ogden Report and Barry’s Sausage Club faxes are available to Patrons on Patreon. Patrons who made this […]

    Episode 51 – The Henderson File

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 9, 2020 71:06


    In this episode, we send out offensive faxes to various locations, then call to check in on the transmission of the faxes, asking if it all got there in one piece. Pages 3, 4, 11, and many others are full of terrible imagery and are referenced many times throughout the show.  Snappybakes tries to converse […]

    Episode 50 – Suck My Phone, DAD

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 26, 2020 59:53


    Sponsors:Tigereye4c Our newest sponsors:GobyHannah EdwardsAnother Prank Call Show GordoDr. Tom ServoSnails69SPlinkChrispy808Robert TurbeauxSevenLeanSuperDuperEdWastedMemorySnappybakesPantiMST3ClayedragonmereGilmourDefat.HairpinXander Fett Very special thanks to all our new and old sponsors for making this show – all 50 episodes so far, possible! Dixie Cream tries to purchase a rooster, then he tries to get some info about a horse motel. Akspa tries to […]

    Episode 49 – Heatwave Man

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 19, 2020 74:47


    This episode was a short one when it was edited down.  There’s some funny bits about my new Reverse-Santa character, some weird stuff with some guy that apparently might have his hands on more than just large sums of money (but he also might just be crazy pants).  There’s calls-a-plenty in here, with minimal ringing […]

    Episode 48 – Yellow Mustard Pow[d]er

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 12, 2020 95:58


    In this episode, Akspa does some crappy calls. Miriam wakes up a UK family for sex and profit. Dwight dons his Tyler Perry outfit and calls a fan We wish a man a happy birthday via bizarre calls and song We annoy Guam with terrible names and situations Milkman ends the show Sponsors:Snails69SPlinkMustardMachineRobert TurbeuxSevenJtHSuperDuperEdWastedMemorySnappybakesWinglessPantiMST3ClayedragonmereGilmourXander FettDefat […]

    Episode 47 – Mai Dodder’s Spiced Mustard

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 5, 2020 93:15


    Miriam tries to hire transport to the other side as the Grim Reaper tickles her fanny with his sickle Miriam wakes up some folks trying to get a mustard refill Akspa tries to get some costumes purchased while sleeping off a high in a truck stop Snappybakes tries to purchase a China cabinet UK Wakeup […]

    Episode 46 – Spicy Mustard

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 29, 2020 71:25


    We call a bunch of people with the name Derek. Try to get some lawn tools, wake some Brits up, and bother people with Mustard jokes. This episode was recorded July 10th, 2020

    Episode 45 – Mustard King

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 22, 2020 129:52


    In this episode, Miriam, Akspa, Clementine, LilDTB, DJGlo, Dwight, and many others from the Travels with Miriam discord server set out to call locals in countries such as: Thailand, the UK, Japan, and the USA. We get the bottom of Hambu. We encounter some strange folks along the way.  Special thanks to new Patrons: SPLink […]

    Episode 44 – Mo Mustard, Mo Problems

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 16, 2020 104:54


    Miriam calls LiveLinks and tries to find a man who can fulfill her Mustard needs.MustardMachine tries to suss out the mustard competition.Akspa tries to solve world mustard hungerLuLu tries to find Mummy and entice men to do her biddingDwight and Airhead get called names by Kermit The Frog This episode was recorded on July 3rd, […]

    Episode 43 – Hot Mustard Maidens

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 14, 2020 124:45


    In this episode, we attempt to purchase firewood, make room bookings, report on Mustard happenings, and try to solve who the fairest Mustard Maiden is. Features calls by Miriam, Akspa, Dwight the Janitor, LilDTB, Wingless, Snappybakes, DaDead, Milkman, and Clementine. This episode was recorded June 26th 2020.

    Episode 42 – What Happened on June 4th?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 24, 2020 99:04


    In this episode, we start with some innocent calls by Akspa, followed up with the DaDead Hour with calls by DaDead, Milkman, Dwight, and many others. The next segment of the show are calls to hotels in China, asking them the title of this episode – does anyone remember the Tienanmen Square massacre? After getting […]

    Episode 41 – A Sickness of the Mind

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 16, 2020 57:26


    In this episode, Miriam attempts to purchase some toilets for sale, Panti, DaDead and DTB try to find love in all the wrong places. Dwight tries to order some Indian Cuisine to no avail. Akspa tries to lay in some hay. Special thanks to our June 2020 Patrons – SuperDuperEd Chrispy808 Defat Hairpin Gilmour Xander […]

    Episode 40 – The Number You Have Dialed Is Ringing

    Play Episode Listen Later May 29, 2020 129:55


    In this episode, we call up the adult chat lines, where many creepy fellows try to get into situations with Snappybakes. We look for firewood, hotel rooms, and furniture from southern folk. Miriam tries to become a lead singer of a Salt Lake City band. We encounter strange phonemachines along the way that confuse and […]

    Episode 39 – Miriam the Spy

    Play Episode Listen Later May 22, 2020 165:52


    In this episode we deal with creepy people, try to get some firewood, get something going at the local truck stop, and confess to be involved with secret clandestine services. Welcome to our newest patron, SuperDuper Ed!

    Episode 38 – Connecting To Ass…

    Play Episode Listen Later May 6, 2020 110:36


    In this episode, Miriam tries to find a room for rent, we encounter toilet paper security guards, WastedMemory tries to find out what happened to his research holes, Akspa tries to get liability insurance on his corndog, and many other bizarre situations transpire. Features calls by: WastedMemory, Dwight the Janitor, Akspa, Miriam, Lean, & Wingless

    Episode 37 – A Drinking We Will Go

    Play Episode Listen Later May 1, 2020 77:50


    In this episode, Akspa decides early on that a couple shots of rye whiskey is a good idea. The result are several weird drunken calls to hotels, and people. The usual calls to Japan and Singapore are mixed in with calls to domestic locations. This is a short but sweet compilation of calls. This episode […]

    Episode 36 – Quarantine Blues

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 30, 2020 133:28


    In this episode, we call a bunch of random places trying to harass people in various ways. We get on the line with some weird people with weird nervous noises, and bother people overseas. There’s some weird stuff in this episode that was recorded on April 18th, 2020.

    Episode 35 – Subtitles Required

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 29, 2020 84:33


    Miriam, Akspa, Dwight, Snappybakes, and BigDTB make calls to firewood people, stores, restaurants, and hotels in this episode recorded April 11th, 2020. Features calls to America, Singapore, Japan, and various other locales.

    Episode 34 – Miriam in Quarantine

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 28, 2020 104:40


    In this episode of Travels with Miriam/Community Calls, we call a bunch of people selling or looking for stuff, bother some hotels overseas, and cause generalized hilarity. This episode was recorded on April 4th, 2020

    Episodes 31, 32, 33 – Miriam Loves Satin

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 1, 2020 256:28


    In this mega episode, we call various places including Singapore, Japan, and the deep south. Miriam’s diaper gets stolen. There’s a whole lot of weird calls in this massive show – 4+ hours of pure unfiltered insanity. If you wish to join in for the hilarity, head on over to the Hijinks Lab Discord server, […]

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