Triple M Breakfast with Basil, Xav and Jenna

Best of Perth is back! Katie Lamb inserts herself into the AFLW Australia vs. Ireland game! Xav feels under appreciated at home. Katie thinks she's right when it comes to plane etiquetteSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Katie's joining us from Sydney - and she know realises she's getting old. How did you break your nose? Ryan Daniels could have a breaking story about the Hawks and a former star? (Don't hold your breath though) Xav's running triumph!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The day has arrived - we determine Perth's Biggest Schnozz Katie didn't baby proof the house. Xav butchers introducing some people at a functionSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Does Basil Zempilas really have Perth's Biggest Schnozz? The shock findings! Comedian Urzila Carlson's pilot to Perth could have flown the plane with his schnozz! Xav's signed up to a new footy team. Katie's made someone cry.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Vossy wernt viral after his penis surgery story it even made it on Dan Does Footy. We get the latest on Murphy Reids contract, a bit of breaking Wharfie Time news from Xav and who has the biggest nose at the Dockers.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ryan Daniels jumps in to help the show today... and provides us with the Top 5 AFL Schnozzes. Freo's Patty Voss on the reaction to his cytoscopy chat, plus his reaction to Murphy Reid's contract extension. Where we you when the Aus Alert came through? Vossy stays around for a special late edition of Wheel of Games.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Some big noses start to come forward for Perth's Biggest Schnozz. Katie has better ideas for the alert sound for AusAlert. Parents doing dumb things on social media.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Xav and Katie launch a competition they've wanted to do for ages - the quest for Perth's Biggest Schnozz! Ryan Daniels a very poor Derby quiz. Flight Captain Xavier Ellis is told to fly our show for 5 minutes. It does not go well at all! Friday Lines is all about rivalries.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The day has arrived - Can Xavier Ellis actually land a plane!? Liam Baker on his suspension from this Friday night's Western Derby. What surgery were you awake for?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Katie's back after a "Cameron Diaz" operation. Freo's Patrick Voss on having an operation that goes in the downstairs areas... but not in the backside. The Block's Scott Cam on the contestants that are apologetic after a series.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dani Shuey helps out today - and she got a big scare for her birthday recently. Xav's wife Em has her say on whether Xav could land a plane! What could you do with no qualifications? Xav's kid Ted ran away from home.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Katie wants to test Xav on one of his well used statements: Landing a plane is easy! The World Cup half time show has some mixed reviews. Katie got "fat shamed" by our bosses partner on the weekend. Someone's doing a cat perfume and it's as dumb as it soundsSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Xav and Katie living it fancy today at Rotto. Katie had an incident with a lime yesterday. Ryan Daniels on Xav's behaviour at an exclusive event! The best gear of the week - Friday Lines.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We meet Adam who stopped a carjacker at a Dan Murphy's in Carine. Sadly, it's not coming home for England or our English correspondent (but he had a good time at Crown!) What happened on the boat? West Coast's Liam Baker on whether Nathan Broad would be a good fit for the team in 2027.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Please rise for Prince Xavier and Lady Lamb! Our England correspondent Adam has an amazing story about his dad - a true tight arse! Have you publicly shamed someone for cheating? We cross to London to get the vibe ahead of England's FIFA World Cup semifinalSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Xav's organised something fancy for the team... We "honour" legendary actor Sam Neill in our own way. Do you want to be our England correspondent for the FIFA World Cup semifinalSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Fremantle's Patrick Voss on constantly having his playing jumper ripped in footy games (don't tell us it's unintentional Vossy!) When animals attack! Xav's running scrapes Katie's interesting facial in BaliSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Cops in your street Xav’s love notes When dogs attack See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Affairs within the family Xav got messy at Rotto Who’s your fav child? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Cousin love…ers Give us some funny boat names Condoms or no? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Katie won’t shut up about her magazine debut What did you catch on camera? Wheel of games See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What bit you? Ted and singlets Have you had the snip? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Psychics yay or nay Xav the backseat driver What feedback do you have for your partner? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What’s your biggest ick? Xav’s airpods Do you have a curse on you? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What can you do unqualified? Andy Lee When birds attack See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What did you find in the roof? Xav has a new dishwasher…maybe What words should we ban? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Xav is back from the dead! We cross to the US ahead of the Socceroos' final qualifying game at the World Cup with Amos Gill and some rogue chants. Katie Lamb has intercepted an email on Ryan Daniels wanting a Logie! West Coast's Liam Baker on his temper getting the best of him as a kid.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ryan Daniels jumps in for Xav on the show today. Freo's Patty Voss on his brilliant celebration for us last week. What phase are your kids in? Katie's gone viral for a simple comment.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Xav has one wish if his surgery today goes pear shaped... AFL media firebrand Kane Cornes joins us. Katie has the definitive Top 6 Weather songs. What went wrong with the surgery?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Channel 10 weatherman Beau Pearson defends (or does he) the BoM. What's your boat name? Medium John Edward joins us, but do we believe him?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Katie's return to footy is a raging success! What did you lie on your resume about? Katie gets some unwanted motherly advice. Ryan Daniels is questioning Katie's next profession.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Triple M's $20,000 Secret Sound goes off!!! Ryan Daniels has an exclusive report on Katie's return to footy. Xav's kid Ted has a big role at assembly today Friday Lines is backSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The return of "Ay, what are the cops doing in your street!?" Freo legend Michael Walters on his icks he has with Ryan Daniels Did you hurt yourself returning to sport?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Freo's Patrick Voss on his ripped jumper in Bunbury When did you lose your child? Katie's return to footy is in full swing. We get one her mates in to see if she'll actually do alright.... We try to put a call into Donald Trump...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Our man Pat Voss is back ahead of a HUGE game tomorrow night against Geelong. We find out what he did in his bye down south, what he is planning for a celebration and why has he been getting a jab for the last 5 weeks. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Have you done the Turkish hair transplant? Katie’s got a big announcement about her sporting career! Scruncher or folder? Over or under? Xav’s got a present for KatieSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Have there been affairs within the family? Ryan Daniels is on cloud nine with “his” New York Knicks winning the NBA Championship. Where’d ya spew? We cross to Vancouver to catch the Socceroos vibe!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Want to know all the current incorrect guesses? A refresh on all our clues? Make sure to listen so you can perfect your guess for Triple M's 20K Secret Sound!!!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We award five grand to one fantastic sporting club for Triple M's Cash For Your Club West Coast's Liam Baker... the barefoot skiier! Katie Lamb's performance as a serious news analyst! Where are you in your family pecking order?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

BREAKING NEWS: Katie Lamb is about to become a Channel 7 news analyst! What did you find in the roof? The highs and lows of being high and low...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's Katie Lamb's birthday folks! What ad have you fallen for? Katie's adventure to the drycleaners Xav's razzed up about his new dishwasherSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We apologise for too much use of the word "girth". So we're banning words today. Turns out Xav and Katie are not useful in an office. What's the most you've paid for a ticket?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.