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I'm Not Afraid Anymore

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 2, 2022 39:01


Crypto Gurgitation

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 3, 2022 38:01


Ryan Parker

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 13, 2022 34:26


Bring Back Reacharounds

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 29, 2022 36:50


Janice Has Jaundice

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 14, 2022 39:24


She Needs Water!

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 5, 2022 40:16


Yes!

Play Episode Listen Later May 9, 2022 40:18


Diarrhearama

Play Episode Listen Later May 3, 2022 41:19


Sandwich Peppers Bologna Farts Tub Hand

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 6, 2022 30:48


Post Potter

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 30, 2022 35:46


Syrup School

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 16, 2022 45:32


Javelin of Time: 50th Anniversary Special Director's Cut

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 9, 2022 47:49


Jerking Our Honks

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 2, 2022 50:25


Touching Our Bodies

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 23, 2022 59:33


Whale Wars Gone Wild

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 16, 2022 42:50


Starbucks Isn't Real!

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 9, 2022 40:08


Money

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 2, 2022 43:22


Shi(Legit)

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 19, 2022 41:51


Pocket Privilege

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 5, 2022 42:20


Misophonia

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 29, 2021 39:14


Hippos and Monkeys and Puppies Oh My!

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 22, 2021 39:22


Natural Disasters

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 15, 2021 41:19


Bed Swords

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 8, 2021 41:26


Student of Laughter

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 1, 2021 40:55


Aromatanks

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 2, 2021 41:57


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We Invented BBQ Chicken Pizza

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 27, 2021 42:50


Who Are They?

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 19, 2021 41:36


Slow and Steady

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 13, 2021 41:53


Balls Deep In Thought

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 6, 2021 43:14


Is This a Sex Chair?

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 22, 2021 41:15


Youtube: https://youtu.be/RWE9tv_Karc

The European Union is Bullsh*t

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 15, 2021 43:37


In this episode, we talk about Lamar's favorite new genre of music known as Doom Jazz.  We also learn a little bit about depression and anxiety.  Joe shares his personal method of fighting the good fight against the Kroger patriarchy of plastic pollution.  And perhaps most importantly, we tell the European Union to honk right off with their stupid laws that try to destroy our creative genius.YouTube: https://youtu.be/R0fJ00fiue4

John Popper Invented Milf Porn

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 8, 2021 42:56


We want to take you on a journey with us to a very special concert of yore.  This magical concert features a double headline consisting of the Dave Matthews Band and Blues Traveler.  Yes, two of the world's most sensuous lyrical artists in one delightfully erotic evening.  We'll take you back to the 1990's to a time before "Milf" porn existed, in fact to the very concert where the genre was conceived.  Enjoy!Video link: https://youtu.be/6rQet75bUGw

Big Beautiful Belches

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 24, 2021 42:33


In this episode, we respond to some recent criticism about our beautiful belches.  We want to remind everyone that every belch is beautiful just like every person is beautiful.  Also, if you don't belch when you need to, you might actually explode!!   

Are You Fun?

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 18, 2021 42:25


Are you a fun person but don't even know it?  We are having fun right now!  In this FUN episode we talk about magical dreams,  horse thieves named Gale, and how to do the coolest new guitar dance called the Eight Fret Strut.  This episode comes with free fried eggs on your choice of french or Hawaiian roll with a side of fries.

What the F*ck is Going On?

Play Episode Play 56 sec Highlight Listen Later Aug 11, 2021 51:33


Can anyone explain to us what the f*ck is going on? If you've listened to any episodes of the two honks podcast you'll know we love talking about the absurdity of life. Well this episode is no exception.... Won't you join us on our journey into the bizarre?

Chill the F*ck Out

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 4, 2021 44:42


What's up guys! Hold on to your hats and tighten down those shoe laces because it's time to Chill the fuck out! In this episode Joe and Lamar discuss the hostile state of the world, but mainly they just tell you to chill the fuck out. Enjoy!


Believe you me, it's time to grow up!  We don't need you to put your breasts in our situation, so please leave them out of it. Give your keys to your friend Amanda and for the love of god use a paper straw to snort your adderall and save a dolphin. Tie up your bindle, It's our 25th episode!

Live, Laugh, Love

Play Episode Play 60 sec Highlight Listen Later Jul 21, 2021 51:28


Hello Ladies and Gentlemen! After having no podcast last week, it sure is good to be back with another episode. This time we discuss many topics of great importance. We start with feathers - primarily we discuss the legalities of taking an eagle feather, with the main question being: "Has Lamar been breaking the law?". The overlying point we want you guys to understand though is how amazing our hand gestures are when we speak to each other.... we truly do wish you could see it. We close this episode with an analysis of three words of great importance to us "Live, Laugh, and Love". we hope you enjoy!


In this episode, we discuss Audiobooks, Car Trouble, and Lamars ivory tower, but that's only right before we get to the real Nitty Gritty. We've been working on some new ideas for a few months now and we're very proud to announce that we will be getting into the world of making and directing superhero films! You read that right.... Hold on to your horses Michael Bay because these Two honks are coming at ya hot! Enjoy!

Let's Talk About the Weather

Play Episode Play 45 sec Highlight Listen Later Jun 30, 2021 57:56


In this episode, we talk about the weather.

Forgotten Subconscious Folkhop

Play Episode Play 60 sec Highlight Listen Later Jun 24, 2021 53:30


In this special high quality episode, recorded in the wild and unpredictable chaos of the real world, we discuss conscious music, subconscious hip-hop, and superconscious jazz.  Outside the comforts of our professional studio, we reveal a new and amazing feature of Tank Clips, Joe forgets a groundbreaking revelation and we ask ourselves if we as a species have become too advanced for our own good.

Brand Awareness

Play Episode Play 60 sec Highlight Listen Later Jun 16, 2021 56:25


In this episode we discuss Brand awareness. We primarily focus on it's absurdity and how companies are using targeted advertising to make spreading brand awareness more effective. How many times have one of you ordered something from a targeted add, only to be duped by the supplier by either receiving crap or receiving nothing at all? We know we can't be the only ones. On a lighter note we discuss new products being offered by our shows sponsorship partner Tank Flaps! Tank Flaps are not bullshit..... we promise. 

Erykah Badu is a Murderer?

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 9, 2021 57:22


We know the title may be alarming, but we would love it if you gave us a chance to state our case by giving this episode a listen. In this episode we break down the lyrics of the song "Phone down". It sounds innocent enough, but we urge you to go through the break down with us to get perspective on the sinister undertones of this particular tune. We also talk cars, toxic masculinity and Lamar's horrendous gas due to his excessive granola based diet. We hope you enjoy this as much as we enjoyed making it!

Nipples

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 2, 2021 50:30


In this episode, we discuss the mystery that is nipples. What are they?   And how can we, as men, bring forth delicious milk from our own beautiful bosoms?  We also speak with masked Max, our Canadian correspondent about the state of philosophy in we the modern world. We are proud to announce that this episode is sponsored by Tank Flaps


Alright guys..... Let's get back to ground level. The world we live in is quite a chaotic place. So naturally, it can be very easy to get caught up in Politics, conspiracies, agenda's, and even ulterior motives. That's why this week we wanted to talk to you about something that has almost nothing to do with any of that, but being this is an extistentialist idea it also, in a way, has everything to do with that. On this go round, we talk about emergence, which in the plainest possible terms we can put it, is the idea's of a collective conciousness and not just the ideas of the individual. Listen along with us and share any thoughts you may have on the subject with us at twohonkspodcast@gmail.com. Enjoy! 

For the Kids

Play Episode Play 45 sec Highlight Listen Later May 19, 2021 46:44


This episode was recorded deep in the woods away from internet technology.  In this special episode, we celebrate Joe's birthday by creating the ultimate party environment for the kids while discovering that President Biden and Elon Musk are hovering above our campsite in spacecraft trying to ruin our fun.  We hope you enjoy our first episode recorded away from the comforts of our garage studio!

Oil (unearthing the biggest conspiracy known to man)

Play Episode Play 60 sec Highlight Listen Later May 12, 2021 47:21


In this episode we dig deep into an earth shattering conspiracy that Rob Schneider himself is at the very center of, but before we get to that we HAVE to talk about our work in the gym! Otherwise it didn't happen amirite? This is also our first ever sponsored episode. Who is it you say? You'll just have to listen, and find out then wont you. Enjoy!

Moxie (Bonus Episode!)

Play Episode Listen Later May 8, 2021 17:22


Episode 14 of the two honks podcast will be a bonus episode! In this conversation we talk with our Canadian correspondent Max Gordon A.K.A Boy Leadfoot, about a new smart robot that is designed to help children gain social skills and emotional awareness.... we know...... it's sounds weird and it is weird. We encourage you to watch the commercial for moxie the robot on youtube and then give this a listen. If you have any ideas to add to the podcast after you listen to this episode we would love to hear from you! Shoot us a DM or e-mail us at twohonkspodcast@gmail.com. Enjoy!


Welcome to episode 13!  In this show, we briefly discuss our recent cranial injuries and resulting drain bramage.  We take a look at Netflix from a philosophical perspective.  Then, we take a trip down memory lane at some of the characters we met at the Taiwan Inn among other famous Portland venues.  Thanks to all of our generous donors this week!


In this episode, we start off with a little reflection on the warmer weather we've been experiencing here in Portland Oregon, and even more specifically we discuss everyone's awesome music you can hear playing from their cars, rattling their bumpers as they roll down our city streets. Boy oh boy that rattle sure sounds great. But wait, that's not all! we also discuss the concept of time and it's relativity/Insignificance depending on who's side you're on. For example the fact that tomorrow is always in the future, but yet tomorrow never happens.... when tomorrow is happening it's called today. We hope you enjoy this episode because we sure enjoyed making it for you!

Quantum Theory with David Hasselhoff

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 21, 2021 2:04


In this very special episode, Joe and Lamar address and solve all of Albert Einstein's conundrums regarding special relativity.  Using recursive (patented) Two Honks advanced quantum formulas, these two "moving bodies" flex unapologetically on Albert's flabby torso of academic work.   After they explain all of this in easy-to-follow "Western" language, David Hasselhoff pops by for a quick interview to say "this is a fake episode because Joe and Sarah are getting married this week!  The honk's on you!"

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