Two meat bodies honking about things we don't understand.
In this episode, we talk about Lamar's favorite new genre of music known as Doom Jazz. We also learn a little bit about depression and anxiety. Joe shares his personal method of fighting the good fight against the Kroger patriarchy of plastic pollution. And perhaps most importantly, we tell the European Union to honk right off with their stupid laws that try to destroy our creative genius.YouTube: https://youtu.be/R0fJ00fiue4
We want to take you on a journey with us to a very special concert of yore. This magical concert features a double headline consisting of the Dave Matthews Band and Blues Traveler. Yes, two of the world's most sensuous lyrical artists in one delightfully erotic evening. We'll take you back to the 1990's to a time before "Milf" porn existed, in fact to the very concert where the genre was conceived. Enjoy!Video link: https://youtu.be/6rQet75bUGw
In this episode, we respond to some recent criticism about our beautiful belches. We want to remind everyone that every belch is beautiful just like every person is beautiful. Also, if you don't belch when you need to, you might actually explode!!
Are you a fun person but don't even know it? We are having fun right now! In this FUN episode we talk about magical dreams, horse thieves named Gale, and how to do the coolest new guitar dance called the Eight Fret Strut. This episode comes with free fried eggs on your choice of french or Hawaiian roll with a side of fries.
Can anyone explain to us what the f*ck is going on? If you've listened to any episodes of the two honks podcast you'll know we love talking about the absurdity of life. Well this episode is no exception.... Won't you join us on our journey into the bizarre?
What's up guys! Hold on to your hats and tighten down those shoe laces because it's time to Chill the fuck out! In this episode Joe and Lamar discuss the hostile state of the world, but mainly they just tell you to chill the fuck out. Enjoy!
Believe you me, it's time to grow up! We don't need you to put your breasts in our situation, so please leave them out of it. Give your keys to your friend Amanda and for the love of god use a paper straw to snort your adderall and save a dolphin. Tie up your bindle, It's our 25th episode!
Hello Ladies and Gentlemen! After having no podcast last week, it sure is good to be back with another episode. This time we discuss many topics of great importance. We start with feathers - primarily we discuss the legalities of taking an eagle feather, with the main question being: "Has Lamar been breaking the law?". The overlying point we want you guys to understand though is how amazing our hand gestures are when we speak to each other.... we truly do wish you could see it. We close this episode with an analysis of three words of great importance to us "Live, Laugh, and Love". we hope you enjoy!
In this episode, we discuss Audiobooks, Car Trouble, and Lamars ivory tower, but that's only right before we get to the real Nitty Gritty. We've been working on some new ideas for a few months now and we're very proud to announce that we will be getting into the world of making and directing superhero films! You read that right.... Hold on to your horses Michael Bay because these Two honks are coming at ya hot! Enjoy!
In this episode, we talk about the weather.
In this special high quality episode, recorded in the wild and unpredictable chaos of the real world, we discuss conscious music, subconscious hip-hop, and superconscious jazz. Outside the comforts of our professional studio, we reveal a new and amazing feature of Tank Clips, Joe forgets a groundbreaking revelation and we ask ourselves if we as a species have become too advanced for our own good.
In this episode we discuss Brand awareness. We primarily focus on it's absurdity and how companies are using targeted advertising to make spreading brand awareness more effective. How many times have one of you ordered something from a targeted add, only to be duped by the supplier by either receiving crap or receiving nothing at all? We know we can't be the only ones. On a lighter note we discuss new products being offered by our shows sponsorship partner Tank Flaps! Tank Flaps are not bullshit..... we promise.
We know the title may be alarming, but we would love it if you gave us a chance to state our case by giving this episode a listen. In this episode we break down the lyrics of the song "Phone down". It sounds innocent enough, but we urge you to go through the break down with us to get perspective on the sinister undertones of this particular tune. We also talk cars, toxic masculinity and Lamar's horrendous gas due to his excessive granola based diet. We hope you enjoy this as much as we enjoyed making it!
In this episode, we discuss the mystery that is nipples. What are they? And how can we, as men, bring forth delicious milk from our own beautiful bosoms? We also speak with masked Max, our Canadian correspondent about the state of philosophy in we the modern world. We are proud to announce that this episode is sponsored by Tank Flaps
Alright guys..... Let's get back to ground level. The world we live in is quite a chaotic place. So naturally, it can be very easy to get caught up in Politics, conspiracies, agenda's, and even ulterior motives. That's why this week we wanted to talk to you about something that has almost nothing to do with any of that, but being this is an extistentialist idea it also, in a way, has everything to do with that. On this go round, we talk about emergence, which in the plainest possible terms we can put it, is the idea's of a collective conciousness and not just the ideas of the individual. Listen along with us and share any thoughts you may have on the subject with us at twohonkspodcast@gmail.com. Enjoy!
This episode was recorded deep in the woods away from internet technology. In this special episode, we celebrate Joe's birthday by creating the ultimate party environment for the kids while discovering that President Biden and Elon Musk are hovering above our campsite in spacecraft trying to ruin our fun. We hope you enjoy our first episode recorded away from the comforts of our garage studio!
In this episode we dig deep into an earth shattering conspiracy that Rob Schneider himself is at the very center of, but before we get to that we HAVE to talk about our work in the gym! Otherwise it didn't happen amirite? This is also our first ever sponsored episode. Who is it you say? You'll just have to listen, and find out then wont you. Enjoy!
Episode 14 of the two honks podcast will be a bonus episode! In this conversation we talk with our Canadian correspondent Max Gordon A.K.A Boy Leadfoot, about a new smart robot that is designed to help children gain social skills and emotional awareness.... we know...... it's sounds weird and it is weird. We encourage you to watch the commercial for moxie the robot on youtube and then give this a listen. If you have any ideas to add to the podcast after you listen to this episode we would love to hear from you! Shoot us a DM or e-mail us at twohonkspodcast@gmail.com. Enjoy!
Welcome to episode 13! In this show, we briefly discuss our recent cranial injuries and resulting drain bramage. We take a look at Netflix from a philosophical perspective. Then, we take a trip down memory lane at some of the characters we met at the Taiwan Inn among other famous Portland venues. Thanks to all of our generous donors this week!
In this episode, we start off with a little reflection on the warmer weather we've been experiencing here in Portland Oregon, and even more specifically we discuss everyone's awesome music you can hear playing from their cars, rattling their bumpers as they roll down our city streets. Boy oh boy that rattle sure sounds great. But wait, that's not all! we also discuss the concept of time and it's relativity/Insignificance depending on who's side you're on. For example the fact that tomorrow is always in the future, but yet tomorrow never happens.... when tomorrow is happening it's called today. We hope you enjoy this episode because we sure enjoyed making it for you!
In this very special episode, Joe and Lamar address and solve all of Albert Einstein's conundrums regarding special relativity. Using recursive (patented) Two Honks advanced quantum formulas, these two "moving bodies" flex unapologetically on Albert's flabby torso of academic work. After they explain all of this in easy-to-follow "Western" language, David Hasselhoff pops by for a quick interview to say "this is a fake episode because Joe and Sarah are getting married this week! The honk's on you!"
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