Will You Accept This Roach?

Hello Stoners! Every year, we liked to get extremely stoned, and watch a made-for-tv Christmas movie. This year, we watched "Snowglobe" - a 2007 bizarre fantasy film where a girl obsessed with Christmas abandons her life in the Bronx to live in a snowglobe. We are never stoned enough, especially for this!

Dear Listeners (All one or two of you lol) This is our FINAL EPISODE of Will You Accept This Roach. We have gone on our journey to find love, we have handed out our final roses, and we are FINALLY stoned enough for everything that Bachelor Nation has given us.

It's the Men Tell All, for the most non-dramatic, best bromance in Bachelor Nation History! Relive all of the BBQ's, all the appraisal of the real estate, and all of the bromance as the Golden Men recount their journey to find love with each other. Joan, who? We don't know her! We are too busy getting stoned with the Mighty Mighty Mansion Men!

It's the fantasy suites! We get way too stoned and dive into the ultimate existential question: Is it their fantasy, or is it our fantasy? Or both!? Get stoned and join us!

It's the Hometowns! Guy's family all have names that start with G! Pascal's family are all beautiful people! Chock Chappel lives in Kansas! We are never stoned enough!

Hello fellow stoners! This week we ask the most important question. What is more romantic: Joan's relationships with the individual contestants, or the contestant's relationship with each other? Join us as we get stoned!

The Chippendales arrive to help our men in their strip-teasing sexy journeys to find love with Joan! We observe that no villains exist in this season. And Chock Chappel is faced with devastating news! We are not stoned enough!

Joan takes Pascal to Vegas and they eat under the fake Eiffel Tower! Jonathan and Joan have deep talks! The men play dodgeball! Join us as we get stoned!

We are back for episode 2! The men are more excited about appraising the real estate value of the Bachelor Mansion than anything else! The group date is a prom date! Plus, Joan goes to Disneyland! Join us as we get stoned on this journey to find love!

Grab your bongs and your pickleball paddles, we are back! We ushered in the start of Joan's Golden Season with some super golden wholesome men, who fell in love with the kitchen, with the pickleball game, and ultimately, with each other. Join us as we partake in some golden greenery!

It's Fantasy Suite week! Devin is chasing Jenn! Jenn is chasing Marcus! Jonathon and Jenn are strolling together at a leisurely pace! Father Palmer gets some time on the green, while we sit over here and smoke the green!

It's the hometowns! Jenn and the men are back in America, and we're all excited to meet the Mishpachah! Jenn and Devin go on a fun run for the cure for rabies! Jenn and Jeremy are terrorized by animatronic farm animals in the grocery store! Jonathon Livingston Seagull is a mythical creature, and his family is in on it! Join us as we get wayyyy too stoned... or not stoned enough?

We're one week away from hometowns! In this episode, Jenn explores her Judeo Buddhist connection with Jer-Bear! Sam proves he should NEVER have a career in radio, or being a boyfriend! Past bachelorettes return for a Wicked time! As always, we are not stoned enough!

In this episode, the legendary IKEA Hot Tub that travels around the world with Bachelor Nation makes its triumphant return! We also witness the genius ingenuity of a middle-aged New Zealand couple that get paid to watch conventionally attractive men shovel s***! Join us on our stoner journey to find Jenn's ferocious love!

In this portion of the journey to find love, Jenn is terrified because of Sam. Later, Jenn gets terrified again, because of a completely different Sam. All the people named "Sam" in this episode just did a bad job of representing the Sam's of this world, and quite frankly, we're not stoned enough.

We are back, stoners! This week the Thunder Down Under guides our contestants in the sacred Chest Bearing Ceremony. Sam M threatens violence! Devin is a sexy detective! Sam N professes love! Join us as we get stoned for the chaos ahead!

We are in Melbourne Australia for Jenn's first week of finding love! Is it pronounced Melbin, or Melburn? Devin makes a lot of enemies over ice cream! Aaron re-enacts his brother's time on the Bachelorette! Hakeem is scared of spiders! We are not stoned enough!

And we are back, ready to get stoned on this journey to find a ferocious love for Jenn! Join us as we get stoned and judge the men!

It's finally time for the season finale where we get to either see Joey left at the altar, or whether it's a big fake-out. This has been an emotional and fun journey for all of us stoners, so listen as we wrap up this season!

Once again, it's time for the penultimate episode of the season! All the women come together and yell at each other, cry, and become BFFs? We got so stoned watching this! Stay tuned for the season finale!

It's time for Fantasy Suites! Joey has three women left, and because they're all so nervous, the ladies from Golden Bachelor pay them a visit. We can't wait to share Women Tell All with you up next, so stay tuned!

It's time for Hometowns! The only one that matters is at Daisy's Christmas tree farm, where she leads Joey into a Yule ritual that is sure to secure her as his bride. It's Christmas Magic! Also, Kelsey has a hot dad and everyone wants him as the Golden Bachelor. Enjoy, stoners!

In this episode, Joey makes the final decision for Hometowns and makes some of the girls cry. Le sigh. He also has a 1-1 date in the infamous IKEA hot tub that has seen more action than any fantasy suite date. Stay tuned for Hometowns, stoners!

The Bachanadians go to Montreal! The poutine isn't offensive, but Maria's dress choices are! Join us as we partake in the devil's lettuce and offer the highest of Bachelor commentaries.

This episode starts off with a rose ceremony, a trip to Spain, and two 1-1 dates. We get a shocking self elimination, some horrible outfits, and a sneek peak at the potentially sad conclusion to the season. Stay tuned for our next episode, stoners!

Hey stoners, we're back after a short hiatus! In this episode, we get an awkward 2:1 date while the other girls get sausages and Swiss cheese slapping their faces. Stay tubed for our next episode coming sooooper soon!

In this episode, the queens of the Golden Bachelor return and host a group date talent show, and it's just as awkward as it's sounds. Joey has another 1-1 date, some drama ensues, and the word "bully" is uttered. Listen as we get super stoned and recap!

Hey stoners! We are thrilled to have had a chance to record with the ladies of Stoner Chicks Podcast! Listen as we make our predictions for Joey's season after watching the first 2 episodes. Stay tuned for our end-of-season recap!

In this episode, Joey picks his first 1:1, a cake gets dramatically thrown on the ground, and the show gets its first decent musical guest. This episode was hilarious, and we can't wait for you to hear us give it the stoner treatment!

Joey's season has finally begun! Fire up your doobies, grab your grinders and gummies, and get ready to watch the cute angel baby that is Joey start his dramatic journey to find love.

For the first time in the history of this franchise, an engaged couple actually gets married within a month of the finale. This wedding was basically an awards show and took place at La Quinta, home of the quarantine Bachelor seasons. Listen as we watch and judge the F out of everyone's red carpet outfits.

Happy holidays, stoners! In this special episode, we attempt to find a Hallmark Christmas movie starring hunky Brennan Elliott, from our favorite Bachelor dark satire, UnReal. We searched, and we found him! Have a happy stoner holiday!

It's the finale! In this extra long episode, Gerry picks his forever wife and cries a lot. It's a happy ending, but there is drama! Listen as we conclude this season, and stay tuned for our annual episode of High for the Holidays!

In the penultimate episode, we see how old people "knock boots." It's sex week! We are joined by Brad, who was with us on last season's fantasy suites episode, and this take is just as hilarious. Listen as we try to figure out what Gerry is really thinking with the last two contestants! Stay tuned for next week's season finale!

It's the Women Tell All! Of course these women are all BFFs and there is zero drama, except for Gerry's decision of who to send home before fantasy suites. We were legitimately shocked and angry and don't know how to handle this and there isn't enough weed in the world.

We're back! In this episode, Gerry meets three families at the hometowns, drops the L word on two of the women, and then freezes at the rose ceremony! Gerry has cried at every one of these, and this time, he just can't do it. Stay tuned for the Women Tell All!

This episode starts off with the women doing aquafit and generally getting along super well. Gerry decides which 3 crying women he'll go home with. Next up, Hometowns!

In this episode, we finally see what Pickleball is all about! Log Lady Kathy continues to cause drama and the ladies play never-have-I-ever, much to our enjoyment. There are six ladies left, so stay tuned for our stoner commentary for the next episode!

In this episode, we finally are getting some DRAMA. Kathy (AKA Log Lady) has disrupted the sanctity of the household because she doesn't like when Theresa says words. We also get a talent show, balloon rides, and fancy pink dresses. Grab a joint, and join us as we get stoned for Golden Bachelor!

We are back for episode two! We are not stoned enough for old people that are genuinely nice and caring to each other... plus our favorite fashun icon of all time, FRANCO LACOSTA is back and fabulous as ever! Grab a bowl and join us for this smoke sesh!

We're back, stoners! And this time we're getting stoned, and watching OLD MAN BACHELOR. We're on a journey to help sweet Gerry find love among the cougars. There will be heartbreak, there will be tears, and there will be a lot of botox, but we are here for it! (and are definitely not stoned enough!)

Charity's season has come to an end! While it really wasn't the most heartbreaking ending ever, we did get to meet the new bachelor (!!), get an engagement, and see BARB in the audience! Honestly that matters more than anything, and we can't wait to podcast Golden Bachelor, starting soon!! Fire up those doobies!

In the penultimate Men Tell All episode, Brayden steals the episode because he brought all the drama, Xavier gets emotional in the hot seat, and we finally meet Gerry! Listen as we judge all the men while super stoned, and stay tuned for the finale episode next week!

It's finally sex week! Charity has 3 men left, 1 man gets dumped, but 1 OTHER man is contemplating coming back! How many men is that? Listen as we smoke the finest infused greenery while tearing this episode apart.

We're back from our short hiatus! Thank you for getting stoned with us again. It's the Hometown episode, and Charity meets everyone's family while everyone cries. It's all part of the mating ritual. We were legitimately shocked at who she sent home, but we'll talk about that on the Fantasy Suites episode, coming up soon!

In this episode, Charity decides which of the guys' families she wants to meet, but not before a 2:1 date with Tanner and Van Woodson, two guys we forgot were there. Heartbreak and confusion ensues, but no one sheds a tear and we are not stoned enough. We are a bit behind, so tune in for Hometowns next week!

This episode marks a first for us - we somehow convinced a member of Bachelor Nation to join us on our humble podcast, Jake Ondrus from BIP Canada! Also, previous guest Jillian Wisborg! Listen as we pick apart this episode, which is full of trauma bonding, temper tantrums from Brayden, and scarves.

This week, Charity ignores all of Brayden's red flags and takes him on a date. Then, she takes another dude on a date who falls asleep. The boys dress up as Ken, and, hilariously, all have to sing. We had two special guests this episode who got super stoned with us, so tune in!

In episode 2, Charity has her first 1:1 date, Brayden's feathery earrings make a statement, the boys play dodgeball in Speedos, and everyone is apparently on Spring Break. Listen as we pick apart this episode while super stoned!

Welcome back stoners! It's the 20th season of this nightmare, as we see Charity meet the 25 men who will make fools of themselves on TV. The previews promise crying, drama, running, and, of course, manufactured love. We can't wait to see this all play out as we get stoned on the finest greenery.

It's the finale and ATFR! In this episode, we watch Zatch introduce his final two women to his family and get roasted on live TV by the women he rejected. So many tears and feels! We also get a sneak peak at Charity's season. Stay tuned for our recording to Meet the Men, and stay stoned!