You're All Doomed

In this episode, Greg and Brian discuss another barn battle, a bungled reveal, and a conveniently overstuffed wallet, as they slice and dice their way through minutes 78:00-92:00 for the confusing conclusion of Friday the 13th: A New Beginning.

It's time for the Beginning to come to an end. This episode is stuffed with more content than Roy's wallet as we try to figure out what the new beginning is, attempt to diagnosis the kids, learn why the Goonies aren't good enough for Greg, and so much more!

THE DEAD SPEAK! Well, not really… but JASON LIVES! In the Season 6 premiere, Greg and Brian discuss a familiar yet different hockey mask, an electric encore, and Voorhees — Jason Voorhees, as they slice and dice their way through minutes 00:00-13:00 of Jason Lives: Friday the 13th Part VI.

In this episode, hear us discuss not leaving home without it, having a strange idea of entertainment, and the gender politics of paintball, as we slice and dice our way through minutes 13:00-26:00 of Jason Lives: Friday the 13th Part VI.

In this episode, hear us discuss YA-BANG, YA-BANG, and YA-BANG as we slice and dice our way through minutes 26:00-39:00 of Jason Lives: Friday the 13th Part VI.

In this episode, hear us discuss a flaming Cobra, a collection of rare books, and the search for Arnold Schwarzenegger’s wiener, as we slice and dice our way through minutes 39:00-52:00 of Jason Lives: Friday the 13th Part VI.

In this episode, hear us discuss Megan’s shirt, praying vs. preying, and funny red noses, as we slice and dice our way through minutes 52:00-65:00 of Jason Lives: Friday the 13th Part VI.

In this episode, hear us discuss bloody popcorn, what we were going to be when we grew up, and picking holes in Tommy’s plan, as we slice and dice our way through minutes 65:00-78:00 of Jason Lives: Friday the 13th Part VI.

In this episode, hear us discuss submerging Camp Crystal Lake, the man behind the mask, and cooking with tea, as we slice and dice our way through minutes 78:00-87:00 for the water-logged conclusion of Jason Lives: Friday the 13th Part VI.

Who do you think we are — a couple of fart heads? Just like Tommy, we can’t let Jason rest, so we’re back to discuss the Journey of Tommy Jarvis, diverging from the origin story, and more, as we slice and dice our way through Jason Lives: Friday the 13th Part VI, one last time. Closing Theme Song: He’s Back (The Man Behind the Mask) — STRVNGERS https://www.instagram.com/strvngersband/

In the Season 7 premiere, Greg and Brian discuss an old friend’s narration, not drinking anymore, and playing with matches, as they slice and dice their way through minutes 00:00-13:00 of Friday the 13th Part VII: The New Blood.

In this episode, hear us discuss a lurking Dr. Crews, reviving a submerged friend, and the Worst. Birthday. Ever. as we slice and dice our way through minutes 13:00-26:00 of Friday the 13th Part VII: The New Blood.

In this episode, hear us discuss a sleeping bag, the Gargantuan Throngar, and a photo of a cousin, as we slice and dice our way through minutes 26:00-39:00 of Friday the 13th Part VII: The New Blood.

In this episode, hear us discuss a buttocks clause, falling bodies, and a missing earring, as we slice and dice our way through minutes 39:00-52:00 of Friday the 13th Part VII: The New Blood.

In this episode, hear us discuss some of the finest science fiction magazines, our old friend Jazz, and personal penis enlargers as we slice and dice our way through minutes 52:00-65:00 of Friday the 13th Part VII: The New Blood.

In this episode, hear us discuss Dr. Crews the dick, Jason’s arsenal, and Tina getting an upgrade, as we slice and dice our way through minutes 65:00-78:00 of Friday the 13th Part VII: The New Blood.

In this episode, hear us discuss the cupboard under the stairs, sittin’ on the dock of the lake, and goop, as we slice and dice our way through minutes 78:00-88:00 of Friday the 13th Part VII: The New Blood.

Now that the New Blood has been spilled, it’s time for us to take a closer look at the inspiration for the sleeping-bag kill, psychic phenomena, and jumping the shark, as we slice and dice our way through Friday the 13th Part VII: The New Blood, one last time.

In the Season 8 premiere, Greg and Brian get the adrenaline pumpin’ by discussing old-fashioned chocolate milk, early nipples, and bungee-cord intestines, as they slice and dice their way through minutes 00:00-13:00 of Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan.

In this episode, hear us discuss coming around 180-degrees, bad parking jobs, and a magic porthole, as we slice and dice our way through minutes 13:00-26:00 of Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan.

In this episode, hear us discuss Bachelor #1, mean girls, and Ken Jeong, as we slice and dice our way through minutes 26:00-39:00 of Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan.

In this episode, hear us discuss goddamn millennials, all hands on deck, and dropping another anchor, as we slice and dice our way through minutes 39:00-52:00 of Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan.

In this episode, hear us discuss the pen being mightier than the machete, collateral damage, and being navigationally challenged, as we slice and dice our way through minutes 52:00-65:00 of Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan.

In this episode, hear us discuss Rico Suave, Mountain Dew, and taking a shot at the title, as we slice and dice our way through minutes 65:00-78:00 of Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan.

In this episode, hear us discuss the Uncle of the Year, an unlucky strap-hanger, and a rapper’s delight, as we slice and dice our way through minutes 78:00-91:00 of Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan.

In this episode, hear us discuss an unfortunate unmasking, toxic relationships, and seriously what the hell is that ending all about, as we slice and dice our way through minutes 91:00-100:00 of Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan.

Now that we’ve completed our tour of New York City’s finest alleys and tunnels, it’s time to take a closer look at missed opportunities, hot dog water, and memorializing the senior class of Lakeview High School, as we slice and dice our way through Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan, one last time.

In the Season 9 premiere, we discuss a New Line of thinking, New York Mets fans, and new traps, as we slice and dice our way through minutes 00:00-13:00 of Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday.

In this episode, hear us discuss… you know what, you wouldn’t believe us if we told you. Just listen as we slice and dice our way through minutes 13:00-26:00 of Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday.

In this episode, hear us discuss an aversion to rubber, return-address issues, and unusual grooming rituals as we slice and dice our way through minutes 26:00-39:00 of Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday.

In this episode, hear us discuss prolonged school spirit, ordering a pizza, and fingering in a jail cell, as we slice and dice our way through minutes 39:00-52:00 of Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday.

In this episode, hear us discuss horrible protagonists, being trapped in the closet, and questionable liaisons as we slice and dice our way through minutes 52:00-65:00 of Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday.

In this episode, hear us discuss ninja jumps, watching the willy, and a Gunfight at the Joey B Corral, as we slice and dice our way through minutes 65:00-78:00 of Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday.

In this episode, hear us discuss tunneling expeditions, a floor-shattering return, and a Nightmare of an ending, as we slice and dice our way through minutes 78:00-90:00 of Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday.

Eat your heart out — it’s time to put everyone (especially the hosts) out of their misery as we’ve mercifully reached the final episode of the Final Friday. Join us as we lay everything out on the autopsy table and worm-wiggle our way to Hell one last time.

In the Season X premiere, Greg and Brian discuss Jason’s fiery insides, Jason’s lukewarm appearance, and Jason’s icy demise, as they slice and dice their way through minutes 00:00-13:00 of Jason X.

In this episode, hear us discuss a farewell to arm, Wing Commander, and Beowulf as we slice and dice our way through minutes 13:00-26:00 of Jason X.

In this episode, hear us discuss passing grades, falling nipples, and virtual reality barfing as we slice and dice our way through minutes 26:00-39:00 of Jason X.

In this episode, hear us discuss Predator cosplay, a WTF BFG, and working your fingers to the bone as we slice and dice our way through minutes 39:00-52:00 of Jason X.

In this episode, hear us discuss a questionable greenhouse, smallpox prevention, and increasing the odds, as we slice and dice our way through minutes 52:00-65:00 of Jason X.

In this episode, hear us discuss package uploads, Jason’s dramatic weight loss, and money shots, as we slice and dice our way through minutes 65:00-78:00 of Jason X.

In this episode, hear us discuss going home, side-splitting spacewalks, and a gleeful reentry, as we slice and dice our way through minutes 78:00-91:00 of Jason X.

Let the defrosting process begin! It’s time for us to go back in time to discuss the future, as we rocket through the final episode of Jason X. Join us as we let the bodies hit the floor… of outer space — one last time.

In the Season 11 premiere, Greg and Brian climb into the ring to discuss Nightmare stuff, the stuff of nightmares, and nightmares at camp, as they slice and dice their way through minutes 00:00-13:00 of Freddy vs. Jason.

In this episode, hear us discuss foldaway beds, dream analysis, and being alright, as we slice and dice our way through minutes 13:00-26:00 of Freddy vs. Jason.

In this episode, hear us discuss broken rhymes, broken ankles, and broken anatomy, as we slice and dice our way through minutes 26:00-39:00 of Freddy vs. Jason.

In this episode, hear us discuss locker shenanigans, children of the corn, and bath time, as we slice and dice our way through minutes 39:00-52:00 of Freddy vs. Jason.

In this episode, hear us discuss one-hour photos, sacrificing virgins, and wacky tobaccy, as we slice and dice our way through minutes 52:00-65:00 of Freddy vs. Jason.

In this episode, hear us discuss a pinball wizard, Crystal Lake memories, and Jason and Freddy taking flight, as we slice and dice our way through minutes 65:00-78:00 of Freddy vs. Jason.

In this episode, hear us discuss Freddy being a dick, the end of a child's destiny, and the main event, as we slice and dice our way through minutes 78:00-91:00 of Freddy vs. Jason.

Wake up! This nightmare is finally over. It's time for us to journey between dreams and reality to battle our way through the final episode of the Freddy vs. Jason season. Anything can happen… BITCH!

In the Season 12 premiere, Greg and Brian discuss reboots vs. sequels, family portraits, and urine, as they slice and dice their way through minutes 00:00-13:00 of Friday the 13th (2009).

In this episode, hear us discuss baking powder, stolen artifacts, and a very cold open, as we slice and dice our way through minutes 13:00-26:00 of Friday the 13th (2009).

In this episode, hear us discuss poor police work, Green Day, and local yokels, as we slice and dice our way through minutes 26:00-39:00 of Friday the 13th (2009).

In this episode, hear us discuss an amorous mannequin, acquiring the mask (again), and archery skills, as we slice and dice our way through minutes 39:00-52:00 of Friday the 13th (2009).

In this episode, hear us discuss an enlightening moment, tool maintenance, and pricey booze, as we slice and dice our way through minutes 52:00-65:00 of Friday the 13th (2009).

In this episode, hear us discuss stupendous boobs, juicy boobs, and perfect nipple placement, as we slice and dice our way through minutes 65:00-78:00 of Friday the 13th (2009).

In this episode, hear us discuss no found footage, unnecessary menace, and thinning the herd, as we slice and dice our way through minutes 78:00-91:00 of Friday the 13th (2009).

In this episode, hear us discuss a school bus, saying hello to mommy, and another ambiguous ending, as we slice and dice our way through minutes 91:00-104:00 of Friday the 13th (2009).

As Boyz II Men once said — it's so hard to say goodbye. But that's what we must do in the final episode of the final (?) season of the podcast. Listen as we bid farewell to Jason Voorhees, Camp Crystal Lake, and Friday the 13th… one last time.

We got tired of waiting for a new Friday the 13th movie, so we decided to make up our own — in podcast form! Interested in hearing where the story goes? So are we! 

We got tired of waiting for a new Friday the 13th movie, so we decided to make up our own — in podcast form! Interested in hearing where the story goes? So are we! This week we actually come up with a name for the movie.

Knock-knock! Who's there? It's Jason! Check out episode 3 as we podcast our way through Friday the 13th: Part 13. 

You might want to call in some reinforcements as you listen to us podcast our way through the next episode of Jason — Friday the 13th: Part 13. 

The only thing shorter than this episode is Jason's temper. You like kills? We've got kills! Check out episode 5 as we podcast our way through Jason — Friday the 13th: Part 13. 

Things are heating up at Camp Crystal Lake. It's time for the exciting conclusion of Jason — Friday the 13th: Part 13. 

If you like listening to us spend a lot of time talking about how we spent a lot of time talking about Jason Voorhees, this is the episode for you! We grade our own work, try to learn from our mistakes, and wonder what our next assignment will be.

If you haven't renewed your subscription to Drip Dry magazine, now would be a good time, because we're discussing the Friday the 13th fan film Here Comes the Night.

It's family reunion time at Camp Crystal Lake, and we're serving up a heaping portion of Vengeance right along side Aunt Ginny's famous potato salad. Pull up a lawn chair and find out what Jason's daddy has been up to.

We'd like to report a robbery! In this episode, find out why Camp Crystal Lake might be great for a summer getaway, but not so much for a bank-heist getaway. 

There are friends, there are acquaintances, and then there are these three knuckleheads who thought it would be a good idea to go deer hunting in the woods near Camp Crystal Lake. BIG mistake! His Name was Jason — A Film by Dave Brown Closing song: Take a Bullet for You by Bourbon Crow

Grab your plastic wrap because it's time for another fan film episode. This time we're discussing Jason Rising, where we learn exactly what happens once mommy loses her head.

Look out! Here comes the night... again! Only this time we get some Roy Burns cosplay, screwcap wine bottles, and a lesson on how not to make s'mores. 

As Poison once sang, every rose has its blood, but what they didn't know is that this rose also has Tina powers! Join us as we discuss Rose Blood, the kind-of sequel to Friday the 13th Part VII: The New Blood.

You know what they say: It's always dawnest before the dark… or something like that. Find out what that means when the night comes — for a third time — with Here Comes the Night: Part III, a Friday the 13th Fan Film. 

Hold me closer, tiny Jason Count the bodies on the treeway Cover your head in sheets of linen You had a busy day today

You can change the name, you can destroy the camp, but will you be able to tell apart the four blonde girls in this movie? We do our best as we make our way through the next Friday the 13th fan film, The Fall of Camp Blood.   Sail Away Tiny Sparrow Written by Harry Manfredini Performed by Anthony Brummer, Dylan Painter, Evan Winter 

There's something in those trees, and it ain't no man. It's not Jason Voorhees, either. It's, well... you'll see.

It's a national holiday here at You're All Doomed HQ. We discuss the Never Hike Alone 2 trailer, the just-announced Halloween TV series, and... Bigfoot?    

Everyone knows that you should never hike hungry, never hike drunk, never hike naked, and most definitely never hike drunk-naked. But what you SHOULD always do is listen to us discuss the latest (and final?) installment of the Never Hike series – Never Hike Alone 2.

One lesson Pamela Voorhees never taught her son is that he should never mess with a woman. We discuss Jason finally get his comeuppance in the lastest fan film, Victim No More. Closing theme song: City Lights - Mike McGraner Produced by Mike McGraner & Ian Malachai Written & performed by Mike McGraner Mixed & Mastered by Ian Malachai © 2019 Mike McGraner https://mikemcgraner.bandcamp.com/track/city-lights

In case you needed a reminder – we're idiots.

It's time to conclude our fan-film coverage (for now) with Friday the 13th Vengeance 2: Bloodlines. We also discuss the Final Chapter of You're All Doomed, taking a break from Friday the 13th, and what we have planned for our next project. Don't worry, just like Jason's final chapter, we'll be back... Main podcast theme song (S3-S14): "Groovie Goalie" – Chris Holland https://chrishollandmusic.bandcamp.com/ S14 Finale closing song: "Friday the 13th" – Sam Douglass https://samdouglass.bandcamp.com/  

The JASON UN1V3RSE is here! All hail the JASON UN1V3RSE! We sit down to discuss what it all means, why it's happening, and most importantly, what the hell are they even doing? Prepare to be confused!

From the two guys who brought you (and will continue to bring you) the You're All Doomed podcast, we're excited to announce our new podcast, Lesson Number Two. We kick things off with the Chuck Norris classic, Delta Force 2: The Colombian Connection. You can find Lesson Number Two on all major podcast sites – be sure to subscribe and leave us a rating/review.https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/lesson-number-two/id1762078231We'll be back with a new You're All Doomed episode later this month. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We have returned – alive – from our Friday the 13th tour of Camp No-Be-Bo-Sco (Camp Crystal Lake) in Hardwick, New Jersey. We'll tell you all about our trips to Blairstown and Hope, New Jersey where we followed in Annie's footsteps, plus we talk about the tour of the camp itself. Thanks to Crystal Lake Tours for an awesome experience. You can check them out at https://crystallaketours.com/. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's time for us to dive back into the chilly waters of Crystal Lake. In this episode, we dust off our mics and discuss the 2019 Friday the 13th fan film, Return to Crystal Lake.(Note: This episode was recorded before the official announcement that Linda Cardellini has been cast as Pamela Voorhees in the upcoming Crystal Lake series) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Were you wondering what happened to Roy and the rest of the Burns family following the events of Friday the 13th: A New Beginning? Neither were we, but we checked out the Roy fan film, anyway.Chapter 1: https://youtu.be/AVotZsh8YA8Chapter 2: https://youtu.be/AVotZsh8YA8Chapter 3: https://youtu.be/dPp9KRmONK0Chapter 4: https://youtu.be/QK5JEjf6zzIClosing Theme: Jason's Forever a Mama's Boy – The MerkinsFollow the show @YADpodcast on Facebook, Instagram, and the place formerly known as Twitter.Rate You're All Doomed on Spotify and Apple Podcasts and leave a review for Greg and Brian. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Burns Family reunion is getting weird. We dive into Chapters 3 & 4 of Roy Part 1 — like we should have done in the previous episode.Chapter 1: https://youtu.be/AVotZsh8YA8Chapter 2: https://youtu.be/AVotZsh8YA8Chapter 3: https://youtu.be/dPp9KRmONK0Chapter 4: https://youtu.be/QK5JEjf6zzIFollow the show @YADpodcast on Facebook, Instagram, and the place formerly known as Twitter.Rate You're All Doomed on Spotify and Apple Podcasts and leave a review for Greg and Brian. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Burns family is at it again — wreaking havoc on the greater Crystal Lake area. This time there's more Regina, more Roy, Jr., more Random Bald Guy, more walking! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Let's celebrate Jason's 79th birthday with our inaugural AYADA — Ask You're All Doomed Anything. We answer questions from our listeners, and discuss the impending Big Announcements from JASON UN1V3RSE and the Crystal Lake series.Rate You're All Doomed on Spotify and Apple Podcasts and leave a review for Greg and Brian. Follow the show @YADpodcast on Twitter, Facebook & Instagram. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.