Friday the 13th... thirteen minutes at a time.
Were you wondering what happened to Roy and the rest of the Burns family following the events of Friday the 13th: A New Beginning? Neither were we, but we checked out the Roy fan film, anyway.Chapter 1: https://youtu.be/AVotZsh8YA8Chapter 2: https://youtu.be/AVotZsh8YA8Chapter 3: https://youtu.be/dPp9KRmONK0Chapter 4: https://youtu.be/QK5JEjf6zzIClosing Theme: Jason's Forever a Mama's Boy – The MerkinsFollow the show @YADpodcast on Facebook, Instagram, and the place formerly known as Twitter.Rate You're All Doomed on Spotify and Apple Podcasts and leave a review for Greg and Brian. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
It's time for us to dive back into the chilly waters of Crystal Lake. In this episode, we dust off our mics and discuss the 2019 Friday the 13th fan film, Return to Crystal Lake.(Note: This episode was recorded before the official announcement that Linda Cardellini has been cast as Pamela Voorhees in the upcoming Crystal Lake series) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
We have returned – alive – from our Friday the 13th tour of Camp No-Be-Bo-Sco (Camp Crystal Lake) in Hardwick, New Jersey. We'll tell you all about our trips to Blairstown and Hope, New Jersey where we followed in Annie's footsteps, plus we talk about the tour of the camp itself. Thanks to Crystal Lake Tours for an awesome experience. You can check them out at https://crystallaketours.com/. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
From the two guys who brought you (and will continue to bring you) the You're All Doomed podcast, we're excited to announce our new podcast, Lesson Number Two. We kick things off with the Chuck Norris classic, Delta Force 2: The Colombian Connection. You can find Lesson Number Two on all major podcast sites – be sure to subscribe and leave us a rating/review.https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/lesson-number-two/id1762078231We'll be back with a new You're All Doomed episode later this month. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
The JASON UN1V3RSE is here! All hail the JASON UN1V3RSE! We sit down to discuss what it all means, why it's happening, and most importantly, what the hell are they even doing? Prepare to be confused!
It's time to conclude our fan-film coverage (for now) with Friday the 13th Vengeance 2: Bloodlines. We also discuss the Final Chapter of You're All Doomed, taking a break from Friday the 13th, and what we have planned for our next project. Don't worry, just like Jason's final chapter, we'll be back... Main podcast theme song (S3-S14): "Groovie Goalie" – Chris Holland https://chrishollandmusic.bandcamp.com/ S14 Finale closing song: "Friday the 13th" – Sam Douglass https://samdouglass.bandcamp.com/ Â
One lesson Pamela Voorhees never taught her son is that he should never mess with a woman. We discuss Jason finally get his comeuppance in the lastest fan film, Victim No More. Closing theme song: City Lights - Mike McGraner Produced by Mike McGraner & Ian Malachai Written & performed by Mike McGraner Mixed & Mastered by Ian Malachai © 2019 Mike McGraner https://mikemcgraner.bandcamp.com/track/city-lights
Everyone knows that you should never hike hungry, never hike drunk, never hike naked, and most definitely never hike drunk-naked. But what you SHOULD always do is listen to us discuss the latest (and final?) installment of the Never Hike series – Never Hike Alone 2.
It's a national holiday here at You're All Doomed HQ. We discuss the Never Hike Alone 2 trailer, the just-announced Halloween TV series, and... Bigfoot?  Â
There's something in those trees, and it ain't no man. It's not Jason Voorhees, either. It's, well... you'll see.
You can change the name, you can destroy the camp, but will you be able to tell apart the four blonde girls in this movie? We do our best as we make our way through the next Friday the 13th fan film, The Fall of Camp Blood. Â Sail Away Tiny Sparrow Written by Harry Manfredini Performed by Anthony Brummer, Dylan Painter, Evan WinterÂ
Hold me closer, tiny Jason Count the bodies on the treeway Cover your head in sheets of linen You had a busy day today
You know what they say: It's always dawnest before the dark… or something like that. Find out what that means when the night comes — for a third time — with Here Comes the Night: Part III, a Friday the 13th Fan Film.Â
As Poison once sang, every rose has its blood, but what they didn't know is that this rose also has Tina powers! Join us as we discuss Rose Blood, the kind-of sequel to Friday the 13th Part VII: The New Blood.
Look out! Here comes the night... again! Only this time we get some Roy Burns cosplay, screwcap wine bottles, and a lesson on how not to make s'mores.Â
Grab your plastic wrap because it's time for another fan film episode. This time we're discussing Jason Rising, where we learn exactly what happens once mommy loses her head.
There are friends, there are acquaintances, and then there are these three knuckleheads who thought it would be a good idea to go deer hunting in the woods near Camp Crystal Lake. BIG mistake! His Name was Jason — A Film by Dave Brown Closing song: Take a Bullet for You by Bourbon Crow
This episode, we take a bit of a detour to discuss the upcoming Crystal Lake series, Friday the 13th: The Game, and Halloween Ends (because, why not?).
We'd like to report a robbery! In this episode, find out why Camp Crystal Lake might be great for a summer getaway, but not so much for a bank-heist getaway.Â
It's family reunion time at Camp Crystal Lake, and we're serving up a heaping portion of Vengeance right along side Aunt Ginny's famous potato salad. Pull up a lawn chair and find out what Jason's daddy has been up to.
If you haven't renewed your subscription to Drip Dry magazine, now would be a good time, because we're discussing the Friday the 13th fan film Here Comes the Night.
If you like tent unzippings and unintelligable dialogue, you're in for a treat! Head across the pond with us as we discuss the first (?) international entry into the Friday the 13th fan films. Bloody hell!
We're desperate for some Friday the 13th news, so of course we're going to record an episode to respond to New Line Cinema's recent ambiguous post on Instagram.
If you like listening to us spend a lot of time talking about how we spent a lot of time talking about Jason Voorhees, this is the episode for you! We grade our own work, try to learn from our mistakes, and wonder what our next assignment will be.
Things are heating up at Camp Crystal Lake. It's time for the exciting conclusion of Jason — Friday the 13th: Part 13.Â
The only thing shorter than this episode is Jason's temper. You like kills? We've got kills! Check out episode 5 as we podcast our way through Jason — Friday the 13th: Part 13.Â
You might want to call in some reinforcements as you listen to us podcast our way through the next episode of Jason — Friday the 13th: Part 13.Â
Knock-knock! Who's there? It's Jason! Check out episode 3 as we podcast our way through Friday the 13th: Part 13.Â
We got tired of waiting for a new Friday the 13th movie, so we decided to make up our own — in podcast form! Interested in hearing where the story goes? So are we! This week we actually come up with a name for the movie.
We got tired of waiting for a new Friday the 13th movie, so we decided to make up our own — in podcast form! Interested in hearing where the story goes? So are we!Â
Bundle up as we discuss the frigid #Fridaythe13th fan film, Never Hike in the Snow. Once again, our special musical guest is @the_jasons. You can check them out at https://thejasons4.bandcamp.com/ Theme song: Murder at the Jarvis House — The Jasons #NeverHikeAlone #NeverHikeintheSnow #WompStompFilms #Fridaythe13th #JasonVoorhees #CampCrystalLake #Podcast #MoviesbyMinutes
No fooling — we're back! This time we're discussing the gold standard of #Fridaythe13th fan films, Never Hike Alone. We also have a special musical guest, @the_jasons. You can check them out at https://thejasons4.bandcamp.com/ Theme song: It's Still Crystal Lake to Me (No Matter What They Called it in Part 6) — The Jasons (This episode is dedicated to Hikerman5000)
We may be done with the Friday the 13th movies, but Friday the 13th isn't done with us. Sit back, relax, and listen to us go on (and on) about all things Jason Voorhees in the conclusion of this three-part discussion.
We may be done with the Friday the 13th movies, but Friday the 13th isn't done with us. Sit back, relax, and listen to us go on (and on) about all things Jason Voorhees in Part 2 of this three-part discussion.
We may be done with the Friday the 13th movies, but Friday the 13th isn't done with us. Sit back, relax, and listen to us go on (and on) about all things Jason Voorhees in Part 1 of this three-part discussion.
As Boyz II Men once said — it's so hard to say goodbye. But that's what we must do in the final episode of the final (?) season of the podcast. Listen as we bid farewell to Jason Voorhees, Camp Crystal Lake, and Friday the 13th… one last time.
In this episode, hear us discuss a school bus, saying hello to mommy, and another ambiguous ending, as we slice and dice our way through minutes 91:00-104:00 of Friday the 13th (2009).
In this episode, hear us discuss no found footage, unnecessary menace, and thinning the herd, as we slice and dice our way through minutes 78:00-91:00 of Friday the 13th (2009).
In this episode, hear us discuss stupendous boobs, juicy boobs, and perfect nipple placement, as we slice and dice our way through minutes 65:00-78:00 of Friday the 13th (2009).
In this episode, hear us discuss an enlightening moment, tool maintenance, and pricey booze, as we slice and dice our way through minutes 52:00-65:00 of Friday the 13th (2009).
In this episode, hear us discuss an amorous mannequin, acquiring the mask (again), and archery skills, as we slice and dice our way through minutes 39:00-52:00 of Friday the 13th (2009).
In this episode, hear us discuss poor police work, Green Day, and local yokels, as we slice and dice our way through minutes 26:00-39:00 of Friday the 13th (2009).
In this episode, hear us discuss baking powder, stolen artifacts, and a very cold open, as we slice and dice our way through minutes 13:00-26:00 of Friday the 13th (2009).
In the Season 12 premiere, Greg and Brian discuss reboots vs. sequels, family portraits, and urine, as they slice and dice their way through minutes 00:00-13:00 of Friday the 13th (2009).
Wake up! This nightmare is finally over. It's time for us to journey between dreams and reality to battle our way through the final episode of the Freddy vs. Jason season. Anything can happen… BITCH!
In this episode, hear us discuss Freddy being a dick, the end of a child's destiny, and the main event, as we slice and dice our way through minutes 78:00-91:00 of Freddy vs. Jason.
In this episode, hear us discuss a pinball wizard, Crystal Lake memories, and Jason and Freddy taking flight, as we slice and dice our way through minutes 65:00-78:00 of Freddy vs. Jason.
In this episode, hear us discuss one-hour photos, sacrificing virgins, and wacky tobaccy, as we slice and dice our way through minutes 52:00-65:00 of Freddy vs. Jason.
In this episode, hear us discuss locker shenanigans, children of the corn, and bath time, as we slice and dice our way through minutes 39:00-52:00 of Freddy vs. Jason.
In this episode, hear us discuss broken rhymes, broken ankles, and broken anatomy, as we slice and dice our way through minutes 26:00-39:00 of Freddy vs. Jason.