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BrainNoise is comedian Orny Adams firing off the top off his head. Get your weekly Noise. Watch as Orny rids his brain of all the incessant noise. Orny tackles topics from his personal life, other's personal lives, current events, (not so current events), politics, and just about anything that pops…

Orny Adams


    • Jan 22, 2010 LATEST EPISODE
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    • 49 EPISODES


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    Editing my new one hour Special (out soon)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 22, 2010


    While editing my new one hour special, Dave (the editor) makes a sweeping admission that will shock the world... and his wife. Special will be out later this year. Orny Adams Brain Noise BrainNoise is comedian Orny Adams firing off the top off his head. Get your weekly Noise. Watch as Orny tackles topics from his personal life, current events, (not so current events), and politics.

    Sirius XM ad (alternate version unseen) with Elvis, Richard Pryor, Michael Jordan, Howard Stern

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 30, 2009


    This version aired just one time and got pulled for some reason. Orny Adams Brain Noise BrainNoise is comedian Orny Adams firing off the top off his head. Get your weekly Noise. Watch as Orny tackles topics from his personal life, current events, (not so current events), and politics.

    Target owes me 3 bucks!

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 18, 2009


    I feel much better now that I have made this vlog. Orny Adams Brain Noise BrainNoise is comedian Orny Adams firing off the top off his head. Get your weekly Noise. Watch as Orny tackles topics from his personal life, current events, (not so current events), and politics.

    The adventures of Orny and Ashley Hamilton on Dancing with the Stars

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 17, 2009


    My good friend Ashley Hamilton will be following in his fathers dance steps as a contestant on the new season of Dancing with the Stars. Ashley has asked for my help. Watch the adventure as I help... BrainNoise is comedian Orny Adams firing off the top off his head. Get your weekly Noise. Watch as Orny tackles topics from his personal life, current events, (not so current events), and politics.

    The potbelly is in!

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 15, 2009


    FINALLY! Can you imagine my elation when I came upon this article in The New York Times? Orny Adams Brain Noise BrainNoise is comedian Orny Adams firing off the top off his head. Get your weekly Noise. Watch as Orny tackles topics from his personal life, current events, (not so current events), and politics.

    These two songs make NO sense to me STILL!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 1, 2009


    This is an experiment gone horribly wrong. I am warning you-- this video sucks. I am partially embarrassed to even post it. But I am. Spend the next two minutes doing something else unless you want... BrainNoise is comedian Orny Adams firing off the top off his head. Get your weekly Noise. Watch as Orny tackles topics from his personal life, current events, (not so current events), and politics.

    Dancing with the Stars: Steve Wozniak founder of Apple and the Two Step

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 20, 2009


    I finally broke down and started watching Dancing with the Stars-- but for one reason-- to watch Apple Computer founder and super super geek Steve Wonziak. THIS is entertainment. But watch the... BrainNoise is comedian Orny Adams firing off the top off his head. Get your weekly Noise. Watch as Orny tackles topics from his personal life, current events, (not so current events), and politics.

    Industrial Carpeting

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 4, 2009


    Ugly industrial carpeting-- need I say more. Well maybe. Orny Adams Brain Noise BrainNoise is comedian Orny Adams firing off the top off his head. Get your weekly Noise. Watch as Orny tackles topics from his personal life, current events, (not so current events), and politics.

    Dutch E. Adams energy plan

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 23, 2008


    Please support this guy's energy plan. I wrote this concept and then brought it to my friends Adam McKay and Chris Henchy over at funnyordie.com. They got me connected with Lauren Palmigiano who... BrainNoise is comedian Orny Adams firing off the top off his head. Get your weekly Noise. Watch as Orny tackles topics from his personal life, current events, (not so current events), and politics.

    The truth behind Napoleon and Waterloo

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 21, 2008


    An ad in the LA Times today reveals the reason behind Napoleon's career ending loss at Waterloo. Orny Adams Brain Noise BrainNoise is comedian Orny Adams firing off the top off his head. Get your weekly Noise. Watch as Orny tackles topics from his personal life, current events, (not so current events), and politics.

    Your weekly mishmash 10-10-08

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 10, 2008


    Here's everything rattling around inside my brain this week. Orny Adams Brain Noise BrainNoise is comedian Orny Adams firing off the top off his head. Get your weekly Noise. Watch as Orny tackles topics from his personal life, current events, (not so current events), and politics.

    Palm Springs Shower Shocker

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 2, 2008


    A shower taught me something about myself. Orny Adams Brain Noise BrainNoise is comedian Orny Adams firing off the top off his head. Get your weekly Noise. Watch as Orny tackles topics from his personal life, current events, (not so current events), and politics.

    Outraged badminton fans speak out!

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 2, 2008


    Unbeknownst to me and most of the world (the sane world) there is a group of ardent, outspoken, defensive, devoid of senses of humor badminton fanatics... that are outright mean at times. There is... BrainNoise is comedian Orny Adams firing off the top off his head. Get your weekly Noise. Watch as Orny tackles topics from his personal life, current events, (not so current events), and politics.

    Badminton an Olympic Sport?

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 2, 2008


    I was forced to play badminton at camp. I never took it seriously. Never thought it was sport. Is it? Orny Adams Brain Noise BrainNoise is comedian Orny Adams firing off the top off his head. Get your weekly Noise. Watch as Orny tackles topics from his personal life, current events, (not so current events), and politics.

    Obama The Arugula Man

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 2, 2008


    I didn't realize liberals were such wimps until I really sat down to think about it... here are my thoughts followed by Obama's latest campaign ad. Orny Adams Brain Noise BrainNoise is comedian Orny Adams firing off the top off his head. Get your weekly Noise. Watch as Orny tackles topics from his personal life, current events, (not so current events), and politics.

    Kidney transplants and STOP charging us to check luggage

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 2, 2008


    I'm up in San Francisco for a wedding and to do a benefit for a friend who is uninsured and defaulting on a kidney transplant. Of course my flight was delayed AGAIN. I am now booking myself on... BrainNoise is comedian Orny Adams firing off the top off his head. Get your weekly Noise. Watch as Orny tackles topics from his personal life, current events, (not so current events), and politics.

    Uncontained Laughter: The Stolen Sandwich

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 2, 2008


    High crimes in Malibu. This is what happens when men act like boys. We stole some cute girl's sandwich to get her attention. It didn't work. But we got a huge laugh out of it. The clip may get a... BrainNoise is comedian Orny Adams firing off the top off his head. Get your weekly Noise. Watch as Orny tackles topics from his personal life, current events, (not so current events), and politics.

    I divide the world again... with my hair

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 2, 2008


    I get countless (about six) emails a year about my hair. It seems to be of concern to many of you (six a year). Some love it and some insist that I cut it. And to those six people (two are my... BrainNoise is comedian Orny Adams firing off the top off his head. Get your weekly Noise. Watch as Orny tackles topics from his personal life, current events, (not so current events), and politics.

    NYC vlog #3: June 25, 2008

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 2, 2008


    Here is my final blog about my trip to NYC... well I have one more of me heading home to edit. I have 3 more to edit as matter of fact... so stay tuned. I greatly shortened this one-- I had all... BrainNoise is comedian Orny Adams firing off the top off his head. Get your weekly Noise. Watch as Orny tackles topics from his personal life, current events, (not so current events), and politics.

    NYC vlog #2: June 20, 2008

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 2, 2008


    More adventures in the city. I shot a blog and it all got deleted on my camcorder. I am off to find a NEW coffee shop. Enjoy. Orny Adams Brain Noise BrainNoise is comedian Orny Adams firing off the top off his head. Get your weekly Noise. Watch as Orny tackles topics from his personal life, current events, (not so current events), and politics.

    NYC vlog #1: June 17, 2008

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 2, 2008


    Here is my horrendous flight detailed and my first morning back in NYC back in the old-- neighborhood captured on tape. Caught my old doorman and mailman and of course Gay Al. That is what... BrainNoise is comedian Orny Adams firing off the top off his head. Get your weekly Noise. Watch as Orny tackles topics from his personal life, current events, (not so current events), and politics.

    What a Wonderful World remix

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 2, 2008


    I am really hoping this is my last singing video. I hope I have gotten it all out of my system. (As do I suspect many of you.) This is basically an extension of a “Grand Old F**k”-- I recycled many... BrainNoise is comedian Orny Adams firing off the top off his head. Get your weekly Noise. Watch as Orny tackles topics from his personal life, current events, (not so current events), and politics.

    Grand Old F**K

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 2, 2008


    I knew something was bothering me but I couldn't figure it out. And then I just started to sing... and the collective frustration streamed out of me. I'm sure I missed something... Orny Adams... BrainNoise is comedian Orny Adams firing off the top off his head. Get your weekly Noise. Watch as Orny tackles topics from his personal life, current events, (not so current events), and politics.

    Me inside THE INSIDER

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 20, 2008


    This is my latest piece for The Insider TV show... Orny Adams Brain Noise BrainNoise is comedian Orny Adams firing off the top off his head. Get your weekly Noise. Watch as Orny tackles topics from his personal life, current events, (not so current events), and politics.

    My first fashion show for Entertainment Tonight

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 20, 2008


    Entertainment Tonight sent me into one of the most uptight cultures -- the world of fashion-- and I couldn't take it seriously at all. Some girl named Lauren Conrad from the MTV reality show "The... BrainNoise is comedian Orny Adams firing off the top off his head. Get your weekly Noise. Watch as Orny tackles topics from his personal life, current events, (not so current events), and politics.

    Tips for going missing and avoiding getting killed

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 20, 2008


    As sometimes happens in my comedy, the funny is lost in a serious message I am compelled to get out. I believe wholeheartedly every word and premise I postulate in this piece... but topics of death... BrainNoise is comedian Orny Adams firing off the top off his head. Get your weekly Noise. Watch as Orny tackles topics from his personal life, current events, (not so current events), and politics.

    Chasing paparazzi chasing Britney-- my new Entertainment Tonight piece...

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 20, 2008


    I almost died and got beat up on this one... so enjoy. Orny Adams Brain Noise BrainNoise is comedian Orny Adams firing off the top off his head. Get your weekly Noise. Watch as Orny tackles topics from his personal life, current events, (not so current events), and politics.

    ET assignment: My ride along with paparazzi chasing Britney

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 20, 2008


    Yesterday I spent all day chasing Britney Spears and other celebrities on assignment for Entertainment Tonight. It's not a glamorous job. I went in there thinking I could make a funny piece-- but... BrainNoise is comedian Orny Adams firing off the top off his head. Get your weekly Noise. Watch as Orny tackles topics from his personal life, current events, (not so current events), and politics.

    Orny at Oscars party for Entertainment Tonight

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 20, 2008


    Right now I am on the front page of ET online. If I somehow move to lower on the page-- here is the permanent link. Orny Adams at The Oscars Orny Adams Brain Noise BrainNoise is comedian Orny Adams firing off the top off his head. Get your weekly Noise. Watch as Orny tackles topics from his personal life, current events, (not so current events), and politics.

    Brain Noise announcement.... Orny partners with CBS

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 20, 2008


    I have been keeping quiet about this. But I have partnered with CBS to create some Brain Noise type content. My first video will be up later today at ETonline.com. Orny Adams Brain Noise BrainNoise is comedian Orny Adams firing off the top off his head. Get your weekly Noise. Watch as Orny tackles topics from his personal life, current events, (not so current events), and politics.

    Orny vs The Panda

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 20, 2008


    I'm out of the viral game! Done. What was supposed to be an exciting event in my life... having a video featured on the front page of Myspace.com turned into a harsh reality and wake up call for... BrainNoise is comedian Orny Adams firing off the top off his head. Get your weekly Noise. Watch as Orny tackles topics from his personal life, current events, (not so current events), and politics.

    My lunar eclipse experience

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 20, 2008


    Well I did it. I went out and looked at this lunar eclipse that everybody kept insisted I go see. The next one is in 2010. But what I wanted to see... I didn't see... Orny Adams Brain Noise BrainNoise is comedian Orny Adams firing off the top off his head. Get your weekly Noise. Watch as Orny tackles topics from his personal life, current events, (not so current events), and politics.

    Happy Valentine's Day Gary Coleman

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 20, 2008


    Gary Coleman brought us so much joy and laughter in the 80s... and then things got tough for him. But this Valentine's Day he is the happiest man in the world. And I'm happy for him! Orny Adams... BrainNoise is comedian Orny Adams firing off the top off his head. Get your weekly Noise. Watch as Orny tackles topics from his personal life, current events, (not so current events), and politics.

    Zoo in Palm Desert, CA

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 20, 2008


    Just a quick update from my trip to Palm Desert, CA. I never intended to become the animal correspondent-- but this apparently is the direction my career has taken me. This morning I went to the... BrainNoise is comedian Orny Adams firing off the top off his head. Get your weekly Noise. Watch as Orny tackles topics from his personal life, current events, (not so current events), and politics.

    Lipstick Jungle... did you miss it?

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 20, 2008


    There was a major TV event this week. The premier of Lipstick Jungle and NBC gave the new show the all out push. I doubt you missed it. But in case you did... here is my play by play of the... BrainNoise is comedian Orny Adams firing off the top off his head. Get your weekly Noise. Watch as Orny tackles topics from his personal life, current events, (not so current events), and politics.

    Dogs NOT on Leashes

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 20, 2008


    I have a slight fear of dogs running up to me... this is my story. This is one vlog I really wish I could watch individually with each of you-- it's fun to me-- and I would love to see your... BrainNoise is comedian Orny Adams firing off the top off his head. Get your weekly Noise. Watch as Orny tackles topics from his personal life, current events, (not so current events), and politics.

    My Really Super Super Tuesday

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 20, 2008


    Dreams can come true. Look who called me to get out and vote for Obama. Orny Adams Brain Noise BrainNoise is comedian Orny Adams firing off the top off his head. Get your weekly Noise. Watch as Orny tackles topics from his personal life, current events, (not so current events), and politics.

    The Real Superbowl Losers...

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 20, 2008


    The biggest losers had to be the AD AGENCIES. Some of the worst ads I have ever seen. I was going to review the best ads, but I can not even think of one! I’m really sorry that this technology... BrainNoise is comedian Orny Adams firing off the top off his head. Get your weekly Noise. Watch as Orny tackles topics from his personal life, current events, (not so current events), and politics.

    Steve Martin Book Review

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 20, 2008


    The Orny Book Club is back with a strong recommendation for Steve Martin's "Born Standing Up." And here is some suggestive read from my blog ComedyWonk.com: "How to be upstaged by a star like Robin... BrainNoise is comedian Orny Adams firing off the top off his head. Get your weekly Noise. Watch as Orny tackles topics from his personal life, current events, (not so current events), and politics.

    My Superbowl Essay 2008

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 20, 2008


    Symbols and reminders of the Superbowl are everywhere. Did you know that watching the game can be dangerous? Orny Adams Brain Noise BrainNoise is comedian Orny Adams firing off the top off his head. Get your weekly Noise. Watch as Orny tackles topics from his personal life, current events, (not so current events), and politics.

    The Most Unbelievable Thing Happened to Me

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 20, 2008


    This is an absolute first for me. And yes, I am bragging. Orny Adams Brain Noise BrainNoise is comedian Orny Adams firing off the top off his head. Get your weekly Noise. Watch as Orny tackles topics from his personal life, current events, (not so current events), and politics.

    The People Problem... Not Housing Problem

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 20, 2008


    Is there a really a housing crisis or is it a people crisis? Orny Adams Brain Noise BrainNoise is comedian Orny Adams firing off the top off his head. Get your weekly Noise. Watch as Orny tackles topics from his personal life, current events, (not so current events), and politics.

    Rain rain go away...

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 20, 2008


    We have had more rain this week in Los Angeles than we had all last year-- or they lied to us on the news. Either way... CUE THE MUDSLIDES! Orny Adams Brain Noise BrainNoise is comedian Orny Adams firing off the top off his head. Get your weekly Noise. Watch as Orny tackles topics from his personal life, current events, (not so current events), and politics.

    Heath Ledger, The Real Tragedy

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 20, 2008


    My thoughts on what we need to know and what we deserve to know about Heath Ledger's death. And in a rare moment I discuss sports. Orny Adams Brain Noise BrainNoise is comedian Orny Adams firing off the top off his head. Get your weekly Noise. Watch as Orny tackles topics from his personal life, current events, (not so current events), and politics.

    Q & A with Oa (Round #1)

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 20, 2008


    You asked. I answered. Q & A round #1. Orny Adams Brain Noise BrainNoise is comedian Orny Adams firing off the top off his head. Get your weekly Noise. Watch as Orny tackles topics from his personal life, current events, (not so current events), and politics.

    Shame of Using Coupons

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 20, 2008


    Maybe I'm the only one a little self conscious about using coupons in stores... maybe not. Talking about coupons and rebates on this one. Orny Adams Brain Noise BrainNoise is comedian Orny Adams firing off the top off his head. Get your weekly Noise. Watch as Orny tackles topics from his personal life, current events, (not so current events), and politics.

    The New BRAIN NOISE Banner... and Why

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 20, 2008


    Brain Noise has gone BIG TIME with its own banner. This is how I spent half my my weekend. And now I am going to waste half my morning shaving... I hate shaving... watch and learn why... Oa Orny... BrainNoise is comedian Orny Adams firing off the top off his head. Get your weekly Noise. Watch as Orny tackles topics from his personal life, current events, (not so current events), and politics.

    How much bigger are sales receipts going to get?

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 20, 2008


    This is a VIDEO BLOG that was inspired by a HUGE, waste of paper, sales receipt I got shopping at CVS pharmacy. I didn't even get to touch upon those ridiculous scrolls you get when you shop at an... BrainNoise is comedian Orny Adams firing off the top off his head. Get your weekly Noise. Watch as Orny tackles topics from his personal life, current events, (not so current events), and politics.

    FIRE SALE: A bad time to advertise (on the internet)

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 20, 2008


    Orny Adams Brain Noise BrainNoise is comedian Orny Adams firing off the top off his head. Get your weekly Noise. Watch as Orny tackles topics from his personal life, current events, (not so current events), and politics.

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