Spencer and Sophia set out to rid the world of things that are bothersome.
Wow wow wow it's been a gorgeous minute since you all last heard from us. Wellllllll this is what we have! New year, same podcast, same hosts, and no new guests... so far ;) your hosts need to get back into the swing of things after a four-month hiatus so they're tackling easy topics: married at first sight, the town whore, and the sing franchise. Strap in your strap-ons and don't look back baby
The silent return of Sophia and Spencer to the podcast realm. Like a cup of tea on a cool fall day. Something so familiar, yet so distant. We are joined by the marvelous Blake Ung to talk about all things Tallywackers! We also touch on Christian 5k racing and why glow up videos are dumb. We're glad to be back.
This is a very very special episode as your dynamic duo welcome girlfriend of the podcast, and spencer, as our guest! She's taking on things like textbooks, the Great British Bake-off and Spencer's troublesome "SeaWorld did nothing wrong" opinion. Certainly not one to miss!
In this episode of Cabaret de Cancel, Sophia and Spencer meet IN PERSON to record their silly little show. And you wanna know something? They ate chicken nuggets after! Yes, and they were made by Spencer! But before they ate those nuggs, and interviewed the fabulous Ava Navarro, Sophia and Spencer bravely bit into a habanero pepper. Like, for fun. So tune into this episode that is filled with painful coughs, Spikeball slander, and an important message to the class of 2024! Boy, is it good to be back!
Cousin to the podcast, Tanner, is back for blood and this time he's got a whole new list of cancels to reign down upon our god-fearing listeners. He also designed our badass stickers! You can follow him on Tik Tok @ _Tanner_. Sophia lost her voice for this episode but don't worry, she found a robot to step in to talk about Oedipus, exciting new musical opportunities, and some sexy turtles. This is NOT one to miss!
Spencer and Sophia are joined by Boston comedy icon Danya as they help them muddle through poop, Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer, and how lays potato chips are breaking into the poppers market. However, this episode was tragically thwarted by Spencer's alluring snack (not a euphemism) but nonetheless, we're gonna publish it. Enjoy!
Well, we knew this would happen. Spencer and Sophia's 28 week stretch of cool funny awesome friends who were willing to talk to them has momentarily run dry. Happens to the best of us. So think of this less as an episode and more of a captain's log, taking a look at what happens when it's just them for a full hour. Spencer watched another series of bad movies to completion and Sophia got left at the altar. Just one of those classics that you don't want to miss!
Life is nothing but a series of roads. Some lead to pastures not yet fertile. For Jeff and Anne, their roads are circles, leading right back to this godforsaken podcast. Anne Lim is returning as a guest. On another road, Jeff Parkinson is returning, this time as a guest host because Sophia is on a honeymoon for herself (left at altar type situation). You know what that means!!!! 2 white men! One Podcast episode!!!!! BOYZ EPISODE!!!!!!
I want to play a game... the rules are simple... listen to this podcast and enjoy it, but for every laugh comes a price. A price that only Spencer Klein has paid because to prepare for this Saw special he watched all nine movies. Sophia will also pay a price because she has to listen and react... that poor fool thought this episode was gonna be called "tits meet ocean" or something regular... hahahahahaha. Game Over! Also, Rachel is our amazing guest! Now listen!
In this episode of Cabaret de Emocore, Spencer and Sophia brush their side bangs on air and watch Dashboard Confessional fan cams. In their matching choker necklaces, these two menaces to society apply black eyeliner while they interview Willow Stoner. God, Willow rocks. So walk to your closest Hot Topic store and listen to this episode through your MindKoo Cat Ear headphones. Rawr XD
Originally, Spencer and Sophia were going to address the Cosby release, but decided against it. Reason being that this release is no laughing matter, and us linking the severity of Cosby's actions to our comedy podcast would have been disrespectful to the 60 victims that have bravely chosen to come forward in the past few years. We stand with these women. If you ever feel unsafe or mistreated, Spencer and Sophia are here for you. (Resources: https://www.rainn.org/ https://www.nsvrc.org/ ) But let's talk a bit about this amazing episode with Isaac. What a guy! I mean, he's funny, smart, and musically talented! You're gonna want to skip breakfast to listen to this one! We chat about everything from Ska to 8th grade graduation to dinner etiquette. Way to return to the podcast format, us! Enjoy! Isaac's cool shit: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UChM4bhdJs947VnLynFPJroQ
Join Ross Klein and our mystery analyst as they help Spencer and Sophia navigate courtrooms, hospitals, con-artist uncles, and this crazy little thing called life. Although Father's day is important, Spencer catches his white whale in this episode and that should be a holiday as well. Featuring the musical stylings of Spencer Klein, Robert Schumann and Isaac Boll, this episode is NOT one to miss!
We're back baby! All it took was a fabulous new theme song by Isaac Boll and a healthy dose of mental detriment. If you take away one thing from this episode it's that on June 17th you should log into Disney+ and watch the charming story of two Italian gay fish-boys falling in love (call me by your name + shape of water). Other topics covered include truth or dare, Sophia's new job on the farm, and penis-kissing (France style). It's a very European episode with our outstanding guest, Bella!
Ok, gang, it's been a good run but we biffed it hard. The title's intriguing I bet, but man we turned out a stinker this week. It's cool it's all good we're gonna get through this together but yikes this one is rough. Alright, love y'all
Spencer took a break from sending voice notes to Sophia about The Crown to edit this fabulous episode! Our guest this week is Arthur Meyer, a super talented comedy writer and performer! You may know him from his time at the UCB, The Tonight Show, or that upcoming commercial that he's in! (We should also mention that he was in our college sketch comedy troupe, which is so damn cool.) He's also started a glorious Instagram page called Late Night Thumbnails, linked here: https://www.instagram.com/latenightthumbnails/?hl=en We loved having him on! You know what we didn't love? Tampax rejecting our sponsorship inquiries! Featuring the musical talents of Isaac Boll!
For 20 episodes we have made you uncomfortable, and we are so grateful for the opportunity! In light of our 20th episode, we have invited on Spencer's brother Aidan (brother to the pod). We have also flipped the script! Instead of being garbage disposals of negativity, we have decided to churn up the positive vibes in this episode. Love you all. Thanks for listening! ☺️
Finally! The boys are talking football! Classic Sunday matchup with brews, beers, and IPAs, bro that's what I'm talking about. Bro this one is fucking sick bro like straight up they talk about like the military and like hella stuff about fake boobs as they relate to the 2002 movie, the Sweetest Thing, bro it's hella vibes bro
Spencer and Sophia tackle hard-hitting topics like child pornography, and then they're joined by their moms! Featuring Stephanie Stio and Kim Klein these two powerful matriarchs are here to talk about all the issues like how old people shouldn't be allowed to speak and that India needs oxygen. These are two of our favorite guests and this episode has everything: advice, friendship, and a really close guess to a secret tattoo that Spencer has! So strap on your moon boots because these guests have decades of dirt on your hosts.
Penis, robot, penis, robot, bully, penis, beep borp water slide
Kent State Gun Girl, mini cancels, and grocery store horror stories--what a trifecta. We should also mentioned that we are joined by Joe this week, who is a very talented composer! Check out his website using this link: https://sedarskimusic.com/
Soap socks and cum jokes and Dwayne Johnson in tow, Aaron Rogers two weeks in a row. Juliette, Jasper, Spencer, and Soph too, these are all things in this episode for you! Listeners, that was a fun diddy but this episode is serious. We make our apologies, thank the powers at be and join J and J (Juliette and Jasper, NOT the vaccine, Fauci, get off our ass) in abolishing NPR-core. We cancel a real person who should face justice and have a great time doing it. Introducing our new investigative segment: To Hunt a Tip!
Strap in! Jordan DeFillipo is here guns blazing, and he has no idea what cancel culture is. Not to be outmatched Sophia and Spencer take on the United States constitution in their "Hamilton". This episode is young, dumb, and full of awesome jokes so be sure to tune in baby
Wow! Very exciting to have renowned canceled comedian, Martin Urbano, on to talk about childbirth and Parler! So grateful to Martin and the time he gave us. Also on the chopping block this week is Captain Underpants although keep an eye out for that crafty Ronan Farrow as he's trying to assassinate our guest!
God, who the hell let this show happen? In this episode, Spencer and Sophia unpack the critically unacknowledged Netflix show Ginny & Georgia. After, Cynthia and Spencer try to trademark their alternative vaccine option, "The Klein Jab."
Gripping, revelatory, and fiery. Oh god, I'm gonna need some Pepto Bismol and a diet coke after this episode. Also, who the heck rated us a 1?
Happy women's history month babes, we're doing a rip-off of hot ones to celebrate. Anne Lim joins Spencer and Sophia in their journey to the last dab. Hope you're wearing galoshes because you're gonna piss down to your shoes. Don't get it twisted, this one rocks hard
Do I compare thee to a Disney adult? No, no I do not. ❤️
Bob Dylan once said: "Sophia and Spencer, stop singing my talk songs before I hit you two beside the head with an acoustasonic guitar." We didn't listen to him this episode.
After recording this episode, my mom sent me a valentines package full of candy and pictures of my dog, and I'll admit it was way better than I thought
Hey you! Hop on board and join insult comics, Jeff Parkinson and Sophia Stio, in the merciless, take-no-prisoners, nothing-held-back, comedy central style roast of Spencer Klein!
Hey, you rascals! If you know us in a parental, professional, or romantic capacity, turn back now. This one features Sophia's second cousin, Tanner Kazio so strap in for a riveting discourse on hats! This one is gross and we apologize in advance!
Hey you cowards, one of you bastards better saddle up and date one of us
"I ain't ever seen two best friends with equal audio levels." - Spencer in reference to this episode
Hey, cutie patooties! This is a long one but a good one featuring Roz! Enjoy to your heart's content
Hey you! Sorry about our production quality, it's our very first episode of our cute little podcast