Certified Apes Podcast

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Go for a ride

In this one we talk sports, gruden, things and whatnots.

We talk mainly sports amongst other things.

It's up late.

Episode is from August 13th, it's solid.

Great Episode

Two week old podcast. Listen or don't.

We debate apple and samsung, we talk about Naomi Osaka, Football, the Hudson Memorial Day Scandal brought to you by Jim Garrison. Always Brush yo Teef.

We talk abortion ban in Lebanon Ohio. Bad haircuts. And of course GME.

The apes go bananas over new apples....except Pat.

The boys are back in the flesh in Kev's new crib.

Sports tawk

Matt and Pat talk draft. Kev gets a house blessed and insanity ensues.

Lebron controversy. Chauvin Verdict. Unrest in Columbus. Plus, Dongledore is the name of a gay harry potter porno produced by Pat. You're welcome. 

Current Events from 2 weeks ago. Fuck you.

We talk about Prince Phil and DMX dying. Sports and entertainment.

Gun tawk, India tawk, Sports tawk. That's it.

Matt and Pat talk car trouble, stocks and sports.

While Kevin is off shirking his podcasting duty. The one constant is Pat. Matt's back this week, talking sports, stocks and current events.

Matts out of town. Pat and Kev shoot the shit.

We talk BMX-ing, Unc Kev is house shopping and el tigre.

Hey! Listen!

The boys give out shitty financial advice (don't listen to it) and how Wall street will always fuck you. Kev is now known as paper hands. Also, shout out to Al for the new intro and don't miss the Ghostface Killah mixtap that he's on Cream of the Crop out Wednesday, 2/10/2021.

This is not financial advice but we give a shit-ton of financial advice, sell at a loss to avoid paying taxes.

Fuck you.

The boys discuss the Browns, Cavs, heavy sports talk and Matt gets ripped away mid cast.

Is it?

Waiting urgently for XMas break. The boys lean heavily on sports.

The mix was messed up on the first upload. Thanks Zencastr auto postproduction. This one's good, mixed by hand by yours truly. Uncle Kev. We talk Turkey and sports. Listen or don't.

It's a shit episode. Pat's a cuck. We do our picks.

The boys get a visit from Satan himself. We talk boy scouts, NBA draft and our weekly picks.

In this episode we talk rap top 5, catholic church pedophilia, nba draft preview and our week 10 nfl picks.

We begin the cast with an interview from President Trump. The boys discuss medical mishaps. A mild return to politics after Pat's tantrum last week and our late game picks.

In this episode, the boys receive some shocking news from Pat which rocks the foundations of the 'Cast going forward. Matt and Kev are in protest, Pat is standing firm. We have a tiny bit of gun tawk, sports talk and go over our week 8 picks.

We give jerky a try. Pat still hates Germany. Washington football team troubles and our weekly picks.

The great kicking competition takes place, pat rants on some shit, current events are discussed, barbs are traded, kev wishes death and of course we make our pics where king Matt sits upon his rightful throne.

The cast starts with a contentious argument about punctuality. Pat informs everyone that he's quitting the social media. His sole contribution to the cast. It spirals from there. Tackle numerous news topics and of course our weekly picks (hint: Pat is a sucker for the points). 

In this episode, Pat is a witness to a car chase and hears gunshots. We talk about the crazy week that Trump had (tax returns, debate, COVID). A school staffer getting jailed and we go over our week 4 picks.NOTE: The first upload was missing an audio clip. I've added it and reuploaded. I deleted the track....again....

The boys debate where would you rather live, Africa or India. Talk about Breona Taylor ruling and China strikes again being one of the worst places on earth. Pat and Kev want to join up if we go to war with China. Plus, week 3 picks.

In this episode, the boys are rocked by the news of Ruth Bader Ginsburg's sudden passing at 87 years old. #RIPRBG. We recap week 1 NFL picks and make week 2 selections. Some light banter and recent news.

Pat gets caught jerkin his WAP, the boys talk current events and make their Week 1 NFL picks.

In this episode, Pat and Matt get screwed by Sleeper in their fantasy football draft. We learn all about Jim Thorpe and the history of Pre-Super Bowl Cleveland Football along with some intermittent current events. Oh Long Johnson.

Pat thinks people who open carry are pussies, the boys respectfully disagree. We discuss the Kenosha Kid (fat pussy), the King Cuck: Jerry Falwell Jr. and RIP to Black Panther.

In this episode, Pat and Kev's Dad, Rick, stops by as a special guest! Everyone agrees Rob O'Neil is a douche, Pat wants to believe (in UFOs). 

In this episode we talk #justiceforcannon, fucking up the post office and the great chicken debate.