Confessions of Retail: All the Tea

While Amy is Lexy-less *sad face*, she conned her co-worker, Jordynn, into coming on. Join them while they spill all the tea about slinging coffee for a living!

Here's the Tea in episode 7: This week Amy and Lexy discuss summer fun and drive-thru bug-a-boos. In the News, we have articles about lounging around on the job and an unusual method of delivery. Then for Tea Time, we have stories about pre-gaming for work, a creepy first date, a virgin gin & tonic, a total clown of a customer and a PSA for public bathroom users. Thanks for tuning in for another round of All the Tea!

Here's the Tea in episode 6: This week, Amy and Lexy talk about a feral delivery and a wild pair of shorts. In the News, we have articles about a strongly opinionated employer and a life-saving delivery. Then for Tea Time, we have special guest KahleSalad joining us to share stories about her experiences in retail! Tune in again next week for another round of All the Tea! If you'd like to learn more about KahleSalad click here!

Here's the Tea in episode 5: This week, Amy and Lexy talk about dangerous amounts of caramel and binge-watching tattoo shows. In the News, we have articles about a birthday party lawsuit and a whole lotta penalties. Then for Tea Time, we have stories about a poorly placed parade, some food for thought, a terrifying scenario, and one elaborate list. Tune in again next week for another round of All the Tea!

Here's the Tea in episode 4: This week, Amy and Lexy talk about jury duty and zoom calls. In the News, we have articles about a terrible proposition and a carjacking fail. Then for Tea Time, we have stories about a drunk alien, a "tramatic" experience, too much seaweed, and a coffee problem. Tune in again next week for another round of All the Tea! This week's promo: Two Beards Please Podcast Find them here!

Here's the Tea in episode 3: This week, Amy and Lexy talk about taking care of business and some light reading. In the News, we have articles about a deadly bite and a squeaky drink. For Tea Time, we have stories about a person grabber, a coin shortage, a work hoodie, and some alone time, Tune in again next week for another round of All the Tea.

Here's the Tea in episode 2: This week, Amy and Lexy talk about soccer camp frustrations and some pup cup thuggery. In the News, we have articles about some stolen gas and a tornado truck. Then for Tea Time, we have stories about some emergency egg nog, a problematic power drill, a sketchy delivery driver, and some extra crispy fries. Tune in next week for another round of All the Tea! This week's promo: Man Bites Dog Podcast Find them here!

We're here! We did it! We are back at it again with Season 4! Here's the Tea in episode 1: Amy and Lexy catch up on the current happenings in their lives including college, cardio and a pretty impressive sports bra. In the News, we have articles about a very lucky waitress and a self-proclaimed homeless model. Then for Tea Time, we have stories about a bus boy, some snotty tees, a common assumption, and a sweet gift for dad.

Update Pt. 2! kthxbyeee

Oh hi there! Just dropping a little update! Talk soon!

Here's the Tea in episode 18:This week, Amy and Lexy talk about school, germs, white sands,  and a car thief gone viral.In the News, we have articles about a 16k tip and how to formally quit your job. Then for Tea Time, we have stories about a flirty barista, a drink for Dave, a mysterious customer, and some guava juice.Tune in again next week for another round of All the Tea!This week's promo:Two Beards Please PodcastFind them here!

Here's the Tea in episode 17:This week, Amy and Lexy talk about the dasher mantra, a new job, and a board of shame.In the News, we have articles about a candy shop owner gone wild and a ten pound pop.Then for Tea Time, we have stories about a shooting, a propane tank, some mushy brakes, a fertility egg, and pumping gas.Tune in again next week for another round of All the Tea!

Here's the Tea in episode 16:This week, Amy and Lexy talk about a missing shopping list and post-covid drivers.In the News, we have articles about a birthday suit and the worker shortage.For Show Shop, we discuss season 2 episodes 3 and 4 of Superstore.Then for Tea Time, we have stories about hardware embezzlement, an AITA situation, a soilent gift, and shopping for common sense.Tune in again next week for another round of All the Tea!

Here's the Tea in episode 15:This week, Amy and Lexy talk about half-quarantining and punny purchases.In the News, we have articles about online grocery mix-ups and a manager's snappy reply.Then for Tea Time, we have stories about a touchy customer, a snippy elderly woman, a very generous tip, and an unexpected party.Tune in again next week for another round of All the Tea!This week's promo:That's My Spouse PodcastFind them here!

Here's the Tea in episode 14:This week, Amy and Lexy talk about yielding for pedestrians, stacked orders, and the casualties of motherhood.In the News, we have articles about a serial cigarette thief and a burger joint with some major office vibes.For Show Shop, we are back at it with Superstore to discuss the first two episodes of Season 2.Then for Tea Time, we have stories about a cranky old geezer, a supply shortage, a time lord, and some socks.Tune in again next week for another round of All the Tea!

Here's the Tea in episode 13:This week, Amy and Lexy talk about annoying dashes and joining the pta.In the news, we have articles about anti-mask harassment and a round-trip visit to jail.Then for Tea Time, we have stories about buttery cinnamon rolls, a big yikes, a late check-in, and a poor choice of words.Tune in again next week for another round of All the Tea!This week's promo:Two Drunk Moms PodcastFind them here!

Here's the Tea in episode 12:This week, Amy and Lexy talk about the lady with some major McAttitude and dealing with a weeklong stint of sickies.In the News, we have articles about kentucky fried vegetarians and some cantina tacos.We revisit the Time Machine this week to discuss our sixth jobs!Then for Tea Time, we have stories about Russian accents, a lego lifter, snake shoppers, and a cake with all the words.Tune in again next week for another round of All the Tea!

Here's the Tea in episode 11:This week, Amy and Lexy talk about handmade pandemic bread and some double order drama.In the News, we have articles about some unauthorized satan shoes and some cinnamon crustaceous crunch.Then for Tea Time, we have stories about the price of nightlife, masks, a lost friend, a mess at the bar and a tazer.Tune in again next week for another round of All the Tea!This week's promo:I Love the Internet PodcastFind them here!

Here's the Tea in episode 10:This week, Amy and Lexy talk about rude customers, going viral and dashing challenges.In the News, we have articles about drunk online shopping and a fight over ice cream.For Show Shop, we discuss the last two episodes of season 1 of Superstore.Then for Tea Time, we have stories about an interesting t-shirt, some perfect wrapping, stranger danger, and one giant dinosaur.Tune in again next week for another round of All the Tea! 

Here's the Tea in episode 9:This week, Amy and Lexy talk about more notable moments in dashing and a solicited shopping experience.In the News, we have articles about Toys R Us making a comeback and the alarming number of assaults on fast food employees.Then for Tea Time, we have stories about a sticky spill, dealing with vague customers, some manager memories, and the tale of Mr. Poopy.Tune in next week for another round of All the Tea!This week's promo:Weird on the Rocks PodcastFind them here!

Here's the Tea in episode 8:This week, Amy and Lexy talk about hidden house numbers, porch lights and crazy drivers.In the News, we have articles about culty cuisine and a nicely scented brawl.For Show Shop, we discuss episodes 8 and 9 of Superstore.Then for Tea Time, we have stories about a complicated booking, some bird germs, an emergency call, and a real biznatch.Tune in next week for another round of All the Tea!

Here's the Tea in episode 7:Amy and Lexy discuss Amy's new woodland friends and the perks of being a nice dasher.In the News, we have articles about a holy Florida guy and a margarita in a pandemic buffet.Then for Tea Time, we have stories about a fair warning, a drunken disorderly, a Stephanie of sorts, and a bone-chilling tale.Tune in again next week for another round of All the Tea!This week's promo:Cheers to Beers PodcastCheck them out here!

Here's the Tea in episode 6:This week, our lovely co-hosts talk about a Karen in the electronics dept and a creepy crush at a local store,In the News, we have articles about a cheeky customer and man in a maze.For Show Shop, we discuss episodes 6 & 7 of Superstore.Then for Tea Time, we have stories about a wet pair of pants, some hulk shoulders, dealing with racism, and a dog shopper.Tune in again next week for another round of All the Tea!

Here's the Tea in episode 5:This week, Amy and Lexy talk about the massive snow storm, a juice mix up, and a weird delivery.In the News, we've got articles about a wholesale fart and a lavaburst petition.Then for Tea Time, we have a story about a "crafty" Karen, a delivery mix up, a stalk-y customer, and a hardware hot call.Tune in again next week for another round of All the Tea!This week's featured promo:Man Bites Dog PodcastFind them here!

Here's the Tea in episode 4:This week, Amy and Lexy talk about getting mixed up with customers, interviewing at home, and some holy mail.In the News, we've got articles about an orally distracted robbery and the gorilla glue hair situation.For Show Shop, we discuss episodes 4 and 5 of Superstore. SPOILER ALERT!Then for Tea Time, we have stories about a pandemic spitter, a random Karen in the midst, a disgusting return, and some bogo pasta.Tune in again next week for another round of All the Tea.

Here's the Tea in episode 3:This week, Amy and Lexy talk about some holy car repairs and some groundhog-induced spring cleaning.In the News, we've got articles about spontaneous sanitary combustion and some fresh "fake" tuna.Then for Tea Time, we have stories about a missing receipt, a nosy customer, a declined card, and some needed social distance.Tune in next week for another round of All the Tea!This week's featured promo:Arbitrary Advice PodcastFind them here!

Here's the Tea in episode 2:Amy and Lexy discuss deliveries to petty customers and creepy internet people.In the News, we've got articles about a grocery store heist of sorts and grand theft auto of the nude variety.In our new segment, Show Shop, we discuss episodes 1-3 of the show Superstore.Then for Tea Time, we have stories about a drunken complaint, a difficult drive-thru order, quitting a toxic job, and an order for Dave.Tune in again next week for another round of All the Tea!

It's season 3! Here's the Tea in episode 1:We're kicking things off with a sea shanty of our own! Then, Amy and Lexy discuss their new segments, youtube channel, mouth breathers and pandemic pizza.In the News, we've got articles about a car thief and the KFConsole.Then for Tea Time, we have stories about a crappy catering service, some confusing returns, a trespassing trespasser, and a *free* printer.Tune in next week for another round of All the Tea!This week's featured promo:Two Beards Please PondcastFind them here!

It's the Season 2 Finale and we're coming at you with some quick announcements!We made it onto another list y'all! We are #16 out of the Top 35 Retail Podcasts of 2020 on Feedspot!We also have a new website up with a blog for All the Tea updates and events!!!Don't forget to join your hosts for a virtual toast January 16th @ 9pm EST! Event info can be found on our Facebook page!Here's the Tea in episode 40:This week, Amy and Lexy talk about a once-every-800-years grand conjuction and adults who don't understand waiting lines.In the News, we have articles about a murderous meal to go and a ceremonial plunger fail.Then for Tea Time, we have stories about a fryer fire, a key replacement, a Karen for the holidays, a Christmas rant, and a tree shortage... allegedly.Thanks for tuning in for our last round of All the Tea in 2020!!! We'll see you all in January when the s***show returns!

Here's the Tea in episode 39:This week, these lovely ladies talk about Amy being *no longer* down with the sickness and Lexy being the Martha Stuart of dollar stores.In the News, we have articles about a devious deli and paying it forward in the sweetest way possible!Then for Tea Time, we have stories about a sick husband, a burnt toast smell, a last minute shopper, and some wings with a side of karma.Tune in next Wednesday for another round of All the Tea!

Here's the Tea in episode 38:This week, Amy and Lexy revisit the "wonders" of motherhood and Lexy's habit of over-the-top holiday decorating.In the News, we have articles about a tip refusal and some store smashing... Yikes!Then for Tea Time, we have stories about some cable complications, a "Madam" Karen, a cart corral standoff, and a run-in with the devil's advocate.Tune in again next week for another round of All the Tea!

Here's the Tea in episode 37:Amy and Lexy talk about their Thanksgiving, a pandemic Polar Express ride and a surprise haircut.In the News, we have articles about a Costco Karen and an ice cold robbery.Then for Tea Time, we have stories about some cheese packets, a vebally valid ID, a pricey wooden table, and a pizza for star.Tune in again next week for another round of All the Tea.

Here's the Tea in episode 36:This week Amy and Lexy talk about the second covid wave, e-learning and a new downside of live classes.In the News, we have articles about a "drive thru" grocery trip and a scary hotel review.Then for Tea Time, we have stories about a confrontational customer, a rude actress, a very spicy meatball, and some bad vibes.Tune in next Wednesday for another round of All the Tea!

Here's the Tea in episode 35:This week, Amy and Lexy talk about the thrill of a new ID photo and the trial and error of cooking a whole bird.In the News, we have articles about some noodz and a mcbroken app.Then for Tea Time, we have stories about a turnstyle tumble, a fart theory, a missing refund, a bar brawl, and a broken whisk.Tune in next Wednesday for another round of All the Tea!

Here's the Tea in episode 34:Amy and Lexy talk about pandemic Halloween and some not-so-great adventures.In the News, we have articles about our Covid year costumes and a very fiery ex-manager.Then for Tea Time, we have stories about some flammable gas, a spicy gardener, an offline pos, and a young Karen.Tune in next Wednesday for another round of All the Tea!

Here's the Tea in episode 33:This week, Amy and Lexy talk about pandemic Halloween and a windy mountain trip.In the news, we have articles about a hidden valley driver and a high speed pit stop.Then for Tea Time, we have stories about the Rona, a poultry problem, a miniature duel, and some oral spray.Tune in next Wednesday for another round of All the Tea!

Here's the Tea in episode 32:Lexy has a mini mommy freakout and Amy has discovered a new kind of customer.In the News, we have articles about a shooting at a drive thru and a male "Karen" meltdown.Then for Tea Time, we have stories about a lemon lady, a delayed return, a horrible boss, and some bullets.Tune in next Wednesday for another round of All the Tea!

Sorry we missed y'all last week! We're back at it this week though. And of course we brought All the Tea!Here's the Tea in episode 31:Amy and Lexy talk about cooking with alcohol and the Travis Scott meal.In the News, we have articles about a dirty box and a Dominos fundraiser.Back in the Time Machine, we talk about fast food and fast lube while Amy and Lexy revisit their fifth jobs!Then for Tea Time, we have stories about a wafting shopper, some unfounded accusations, a missing dress, and a very petty thief.Tune in again next Wednesday for another round of All the Tea!

Here's the Tea in episode 30:Amy and Lexy talk about pandemic schooling, the wildfires on the west coast, and Amy's kid-free staycation.In the News, we have articles about a poorly rewarded hero and a Dominos fundraiser.Then for Tea Time, we have stories about threats over smoke, a closed store shopper, bathrooms of retail, and some serious retail advice.Tune in next Wednesday for another round of All the Tea!

All the Tea in Episode 29Amy and Lexy talk about just throwing all of 2020 away. Amy has a shake-y experience with a delivery, and is #teamnokids this week. Lexy talks about an incident with a manager shaming an employee, and some sad family news. For In the News Lexy reads an article where a robbery turns to tragedy. Amy reads an article about Golden Corral's "No touch buffet", and how they're "upping" the sanitation for The Rona.This week we have a Live in the Field, Amy interviews stand-up comedian, Von Mychael. He recalls when someone went "cookoo for cocoa puffs" when he worked at Walgreens. He also has a comedy special out right now, available at www.vonmychael.comFor Tea Time we talk about an accidental withdrawl, an interesting hotel encounter, a swagalicious "Prophet", and we tell a story about those pesky kiosk people in the mall.

Here's the Tea in episode 28:Amy and Lexy talk about self-care sundaes and super creepy dolls.In the News, we have articles about new pandemic-related laws and a bar brawl over social distancing.Then for Tea Time, we have stories about a super cheesy pizza, some "free" store equipment, some country gold, and a Tasmanian devil.Tune in again next Wednesday for another round of All the Tea!

Here's the Tea in episode 27:This week, our lovely retail mavens discuss the wonders of day-drinking, e-learning and homely haircuts.In the news, we have articles about unwanted "Covid" hugs and the terrifying rise of assaults on retail employees during the pandemic.Then for Tea Time, we have stories about a bathroom for sale, a stolen watch replacement, sneaking food into movies, and an English café.Tune in next Wednesday for another round of All the Tea!

Here's the Tea in episode 26:Amy and Lexy talk about some wild and weird encounters.In the News, we have articles about 15 cent movies and another Florida man.Live in the Field, Lexy interviews her friend Joe who once worked at a wonderful place called Fudd Ruckers.Then for Tea Time, we have stories about a distracted return, a call-back policy, a garden drive-thru, and a deputy manager.Tune in next Wednesday for another round of All the Tea!Can't wait a whole week? Check out our Patreon! New minisodes up on Saturdays!

Here's the Tea in episode 25:Amy and Lexy talk about the adventures of e-learning, dashing in a new state, and a scary situation too close to home.In the News, we have articles about Walmart drive-ins and and Good Karen pizza perks.Then for Tea Time, we have stories about extreme couponing, steepy peas, public privacy, and getting charged twice.Tune in next Wednesday for another round of All the Tea!Can't wait a whole week? Check out our Patreon! New minisodes on Saturdays!

We're back bitches!Amy and Lexy talk about life after the move and the Covid craziness.In the News, we have articles about a stabbing at a restaurant and a customer peeing on the floor.Back in the Time Machine, we talk about the wonderful time we had at our 4th Jobs.Then for Tea Time, we have stories about an electric scooter, a store policy, a laminated fly, and a very personal waitress.Join us again next Wednesday for another round of All the Tea!Can't wait a whole week? Check out our Patreon! New minisodes on Saturdays!

Here's to our Third round of All the Bloops!Be sure to check back in 4 weeks for our next round of All the Tea!It's also a GREAT time to check out our Patreon and hear all that extra Tea you may have missed!!

Here's the Tea in episode 22:Amy's fam bam finally hit the road for a new chapter in life and Lexy talks about her puppy parvo scare!In the News, we have articles about the future of JCP and ingenious social distancing crowns.Back in the Time Machine, we talk about our third jobs in life, fast food and a big box retailer.Then for Tea Time, we have stories about ASL in a bar, a dislocated shoulder, a vanilla card, and a fire sauce packet.Tune in again next week for another round of All the Tea!Can't wait a whole week? Check out our Patreon! New minisodes on Saturdays!

Here's the Tea in episode 21:Amy and Lexy chat about the creeper side of backhanded compliments.In the News, we have articles about a coughing terrorist and yet another mask refusal.This Live in the Field comes with a graphic medical content warning! Lexy does an interview with her sister Madisyn, a surgical technologist.Then for Tea Time, we have stories about no contact, a phone charger, a wine lady, and a pair of pants.Tune in next Wednesday for another round of All the Tea!Can't wait a whole week? Check out our Patreon! New minisodes on Saturdays!

We've hit the halfway mark in Season 2!*Amy and Lexy talk about the possibility taking a break for the move, stretchy pants and the end of the school year.In the News, we have articles about an ice cream parlor and post-it jokes.For Movie Reviews, we discuss Birds of Prey, Cats, Dude Bro Party Massacre 3, and The Jesus Rolls.Then for Tea Time, we have stories about a dollar store dilemma, another feral Karen, an evil John Cena, and a mask refusal.Tune in next Wednesday for another round of All the Tea! Can't wait a whole week? Check out our Patreon! New minisodes up on Saturdays!*Please note this episode was recorded one week prior to Memorial Day and the opinions expressed therein are relevant to that point in time prior to the tragedy that has rocked our entire nation. We mourn the unjust murder of George Floyd and stand in solidarity with all who are fighting for the end of police brutality. Black Lives Matter.

Here's the Tea in episode 19:Amy and Lexy chat about preparing for the move and a Rona scare at work.In the News, we have articles about gin donations and a dancing employee.In the Back room, we have a story and more hilarious titles.Then for Tea Time, we have stories about a cracker thief, a rude customer, a plain sundae, and Tune in next Wednesday for another round of All the Tea!Can't wait a whole week? Check out our Patreon! New minisodes on Saturdays!

Here's the Tea in episode 18:Amy vents about the stresses of work and Lexy witnesses a small dumpster fire while out shopping.In the news, we have a couple articles about some big box retailers.For Movie Reviews, we talk about Call of the Wild, Sonic the Hedgehog, The Gentlemen, and Bad Boys for Life.Then for Tea Time, we have stories about a best customer, a phone call, some stolen wires, and a horde.Tune in next Wednesday for another round of All the Tea!Can't wait a whole week? Check out our Patreon! New minisodes on Saturdays!