Deconstruct is satirical tech podcast where the warped minds of Patrice, Jerry, and Ben breakdown the tech stories that are misleading, misguided, or flat out wrong. Warning: language may not be suitable for Children, your work, or tech writers. Check us out at Deconstruct.TV
Ben Roethig, Jerome Koehler, Patrice Brend'amour
On Episode 79 of Deconstruct iMore brings BenGate back and The Verge confuses Apple for Google. And nobody really cares!
It's the week before WWDC 2018 and Jerry is trying to make a living in the ultra-expensive land of Hawaii. That leaves Ben and Patrice to do the lamentable job of going over terrible articles.
On this episode of Deconstruct, Ben and Patrice talk about crappy articles while Jerry lives out the movie Vulcano in Hawaii. The airport router says his final goodbye and nobody cares, neither do we about the long fabled macPad
On this episode of Deconstruct, Ben did the best disclaimer he’s ever done and forgot to record it! It’s a very special episode since its Easter Fools Day. Yes its both Easter and April Fool’s Day. Ben and Patrice are here while Jerry, is somewhere else. BS Outsider derides the new iPad in favor of Chromebooks and the Mac Observer pines for the return of the iPad Mini
On Episode 75, Jerry is still missing. Years later. On the bright side, Ben and Patrice are more than happy to do an episode without him.
On Episode 74, Jerry “misplaced” his local audio so we had to go to the backup audio. On the bright side, we didn’t loose an episode…. Yes, that means Jerry is actually here joining Ben and Patrice. And, oh boy, do we get our German heritage on while we talk Octoberfest.
With Jerry “Working”, Ben and Patrice tackle all the crap that’s out there. Mashable calls Face ID a privacy disaster and the Verge claims there’s a conspiracy to keep your devices hard to repair
On this Deconstruct, Ben, Patrice, and yes even Jerry take on the announcement of the upcoming female 13th Doctor on Doctor Who and vacuums of doom while Ben has no idea what day it is while Patrice’s BMW is holding him hostage. Oh yeah, there’s some some tech stories to talk about as well.
On today’s episode, Ben botches the disclaimer to a comical level. Patrice joins him while Jerry takes care of his Pet so he’s not here.
Ben and Patrice are flying solo (or tandem) because Jerry got a new pet. Meanwhile Steve Jobs' ghost is resurrected and Apple is late to the party. At least according to some articles.
On Deconstruct 69: Things are going wrong and it actually helps out Patrice and Ben. In other news, Apple Insider caters to gamers and Siri is dying. Fun times for the two hosts.
On Deconstruct 68, Jerry and Patrice are here to take names and drink tea. Ben was rolling his eyes in the background the whole time.
On Deconstruct 67, Jerry ditched us for “work breakfast” so Ben and Patrice take on the worst stories in tech. Ben predicted we would edit this July and his insights into our laziness were spot on.
The whole panel is here this week and unlike last year, we’re not drunk.
For episode 65 we are at full strength for Deconstruct. And boy are we pumped to forget about this political shit going on. So we tackle yet another Apple naysayer
On the latest episode of Deconstruct, Ben and Patrice hold down the ship. Oh yeah, Jerry is surprisingly here too. They ponder what companies Apple should buy... all zero of them!
Ben, Jerry, and Patrice had something special for World Kindness Day… no we didn’t celebrate. Too much bullshit out there.
Jerry is moving to a nicer street corner, so its just Ben and Patrice this week. And boy do they have a lineup for you… One idiot wants to keep his Galaxy Note 7 while another doesn’t even get the listicle format right.
Patrice, Jerry, and Ben are back and ready for more punishment. They are hit by BS Outsider with an IT tool called Spiceworks and Google's data collection policies. And somehow they survive!
Ben and Patrice were having a great day, and so was Jerry. So good that he’s not here. So the guys take on the truly awful radiation all by themselves!
Ben and Patrice were having a great day, and so was Jerry. So good that he’s not here. So the guys take on the truly awful radiation all by themselves!
Jerry is servicing a client for $100/ hr so its Just Patrice and Ben. And a long ass show full of bullshit stories it is!
Somehow the entire gang of Patrice, Ben, and Jerry is here! And they complain about their day jobs getting in the way of the fun stuff...
Ben is working, so its the Patrice and Jerry Show. And it's weird!!!
On this very stylish episode of Deconstruct Ben, Jerry and Patrice channel their inner fashion geeks to discuss the latest tech news from a fashion magazine.
After intensive, weeks worth of research we present you the complete list of absolutely everything we know about the next iPhone
On this very stylish episode of Deconstruct Ben, Jerry and Patrice channel their inner fashion geeks to discuss the latest tech news from a fashion magazine.
On Deconstruct 53 Jerry is once again servicing a client for his business. So Ben and Patrice deconstruct something that is definitely not Shakespeare, even if it was very likely written by monkeys
On Deconstruct 52 Jerry is servicing a client for his business, so its just Patrice and Ben. And they have incredibly powerful shit to talk about!
Deconstruct is at full strength with Patrice, Ben, and Jerry and has a plate full of stories to pick apart.
On this week’s Deconstruct, we turn 50 and nobody can do the Disclaimer….
In Episode 49, the spirits are high on Deconstruct as Ben, Patrice, and Jerry are full on liquid courage.
Unicorn vs Unicorn and More Cowbell! Oh.. and we invented Shitception. Soon on a screen near you.
Deconstruct 47: Not The Christmas Episode 2016
Deconstruct 46: That Time Patrice Went to a Movie
Deconstruct 45: The Unicorn of Positivity
Deconstruct 44: That Time We Lost an Episode
Is the 16GB iPhone working? BGR doesn't think so and we strongly disagree
Deconstruct 42: The Bodcast of Bull-o-Shit
In Deconstruct 40, the crew takes articles about the pencil, iPhone 6s, and how Android is doooomed.
It happened! Our very special "friend" Metallo published a decent article. But of course there were plenty of others who did miss the mark....
In Deconstruct 40, the crew takes articles about the pencil, iPhone 6s, and how Android is doooomed.
From AppleTVs and game consoles to really shitty websites that (don't) tell you why Android Wear is better than the Apple Watch.
From AppleTVs and game consoles to really shitty websites that (don't) tell you why Android Wear is better than the Apple Watch.
In Deconstruct 38, the team takes on the worst article of all time and questionable Apple Music data.
In Deconstruct 38, the team takes on the worst article of all time and questionable Apple Music data.
In Episode 37, Deconstruct takes on articles about the AppleTV's obsolescence, the Apple Watch's sales numbers compared to Windows Phone, and a horrible article about Apple Music.
In Episode 37, Deconstruct takes on articles about the AppleTV's obsolescence, the Apple Watch's sales numbers compared to Windows Phone, and a horrible article about Apple Music.
In Deconstruct 36, NBA players blame the iPhone, Tech Crunch does the worst reviewer in history, and FastCo does a hit piece on the Apple Watch
In Deconstruct 36, NBA players blame the iPhone, Tech Crunch does the worst reviewer in history, and FastCo does a hit piece on the Apple Watch
In Episode 35, the Deconstruct team takes on suggestions that Apple become a bank and scrap the Mac.