Defocused

Persistence is really the most important part of the game. Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm.

Ticking clock on top of ticking clock on top of ticking clock. Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm.

Fill the tornado with indominus rexes. Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm.

Welcome to C.G.I. Nixon’s Hit Man (2023) Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm with Merlin Mann and Ry Amidon.

Speaking of people who don’t get recognized for their work… Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm.

A silly draft from 10 years of silly episodes. Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm.

Road House in your house. Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm.

For your reconsideration. Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm.

The spiritual successor to Chappie Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm.

I had sympathy jaw. Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm.

We’re adults, Dan. What can’t make us sad? Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm.

I am obsessed with this terrible window. Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm.

Nepo-baby crime lord. Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm.

Celluloid circle-jerk Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm.

You can pick yourself, you can pick your elf, but you can’t pick your friend’s elf. Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm.

Choose the form of The Destructor. WWDC 2023 Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm.

Not one of Jesus’s hits. Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm.

Pause in one hand and bell in the other, see which fills up first. Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm.

I’m exactly as dumb as Rian Johnson thinks I am. Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm.

If you tape them back together, you’ve still got tape. Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm.

Paul Reiser is on TikTok. Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm.

Small, non-moving, frog-shaped object. Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm.

I’m less sucked. Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm.

If you want to go on Twitter and yas-queen your Prey, have at it guys. Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm.

I’m the drip who waters it. Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm.

You incepted me with Sonic. Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm.

The worst poop joke I’ve ever heard Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm.

Don’t do drops, kids. Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm.

The hair bone’s connected to the leg bone. Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm.

Diehard on a mountain. Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm.

We can all agree on Mariah Carey. Free Guy (2021) Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm.

The most Finchery of the Fincher movies. Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm.

Home invader with a heart of gold Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm.

Is there a beef puncher in the credits? Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm.

Would you see this movie? Note: This was recorded before Ivan Reitman’s passing. Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm with Seth Worley and Ryan Polly.

Are you with the Toxic Wasteland Trolls or are you with the Protectors and Defenders of the One Perfect Movie? Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm.

Neo and the Kingdom of the Crystal Matrix. Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm.

God knows what happened to Bobo. Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm.

Here bidet gone tomorrow. Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm.

Santa is the Cupid of friendships. Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm.

Fish Nibblers® was behind my microphone. Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm.

The traveling sisterhood of the stillsuit pants. Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm.

She has resorted to drinking chardonnay that comes in a clear bottle. Freaky (2020) Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm.

You don’t go to live at an orphanage if you have a motorcycle. Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm.

Ten pounds of work day in a five-pound work day sack. Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm.

Several felonies stacked on top of each other in a trench coat. Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm.

You go to the box office with the hyena that you have. Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm.

An era of Red Bull and caffeine. Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm.

By your powers combined, I am Dr Pepper. Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm.

An hour and forty-six minutes of art. Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm.

The soda fountain in your memory palace. Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm.