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PARENTING IS FUNNY and hideous all at the same time. From Brooklyn, it's Greg and Stephanie Blum from HBO Comedy Minutes with their live broadcast from Hollywood!

Greg and Stephanie Blum


    • Oct 1, 2018 LATEST EPISODE
    • infrequent NEW EPISODES
    • 28m AVG DURATION
    • 41 EPISODES


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    Don't Touch My Baby!

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 1, 2018 19:25


    Comedian and school psychologist Stephanie Blum answers your questions. From her LIVE radio show, she discusses people touching your baby or your pregnant stomach - without asking! Plus, parenting tips for hygiene, diapers, and bribing your child so they'll do what you want. Also, porn-star Corey calls in to find out why Stephanie and husband Greg use the word, "retarded" so freely. Staff members Antubert and Mr. Maui join in on the fun as well! Inappropriate parenting humor for all.

    Sensory Sensitivity In Children

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 10, 2018 5:00


    Are you frustrated over your child's behavior? How about your spouse's? In this episode, Stephanie and Greg try to help shed light on the struggle that parents have with a child who has sensory sensitivity issues. Unfortunately, they can't stop fighting with each other. Their loss is your comedic gain! Catch a few laughs if you're a frustrated parent!!!

    Playdate Nightmares

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 10, 2018 3:23


    Should Stephanie have to become a registered nurse in order to take care other people's kids??? WTF?

    Angry Housewife!

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 5, 2017 12:00


    Stephanie's sister-in-law (Greg's sister), Tina calls in with her desperate, real housewife parenting non-stop rants.

    A Post Thanksgiving Mess!

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 25, 2017 31:43


    Join married hosts, Greg and Stephanie Blum welcome comedian Tom Riehl with his divorce stories, stepdad debacles and puppy problems! Plus, how to avoid hideous holiday plumbing issues and A LOT more! (32 min.)

    Orgasmic Birth

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 23, 2017 15:28


    A recent new report describes women having orgasmic births in water. Husband and wife team Stephanie and Greg, try to understand. (15 min.)

    Chinese Women Have C-Sections?

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 10, 2017 5:01


    CEO of TalkRadioX calls in to discuss his Asian wife's tiny vagina and Chinese penises. (5 min.)

    Children Embarrass Their Parents

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 26, 2017 3:02


    What do you do if your child blurts out something in front of a stranger? (3 min.)

    Handsome Cop With Big Rifle

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 1, 2017 7:06


    Stephanie reveals how Greg accidentally set off the PANIC alarm while being anally over-protective of their house summoning a surprise guest.

    HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 13, 2014 27:45


    Have you had the "sex talk" with your child? Do your kids love the dog more than you? What Stephanie wants for Valentine's Day PLUS a lot more! Thanks for joining us! (27 min.)

    FUNNY MOM?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 28, 2014 41:56


    Psychologist and comedian from HBO Comedy, STEPHANIE BLUM and her anal husband GREG dish on: INAPPROPRIATE VIDEO GAMES, MONITORING YOUR KIDS, COMMON SENSE MEDIA and HAVE YOU BEEN MOLESTED? PLUS, Stephanie Blum reviews Jay Mohr's parenting comedy. (44 min.)

    Happy Holidays 2013!

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 4, 2013 20:21


    Our new television pilot! AND, we discuss power hungry moms, Stephanie complains about Greg’s sleeping habits/Greg complains about Stephanie’s laundry habits. Plus, Stephanie’s tips on being a good holiday host.

    ALL NEW FALL KICKOFF SHOW!

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 29, 2013 50:23


    We've been gone for so long, but now we're back discussing The Voice, Breaking Bad, Robin Quiver's cancer, Jennifer Love Hewitt's baby, Michael Douglas, Stephanie's mom issues and Kate Gosselin. PLUS, Stephanie wants another baby...AGAIN! Thanks for visiting with us!

    Comedian Nanci Richards

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 18, 2013 55:16


    Special guest, Staten Island's own Nanci Richards joins us for a discussion on adoption, dating at 50, George Zimmerman and Grandpa's Comedy Club. (55 min.)

    TEEN MOM FARRAH'S PORNO?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 20, 2013 24:05


    The new Ross Matthews Show asks comedian Stephanie Blum to submit rants and jokes, but she refuses. She does however rant about Farrah from TEEN MOM, old celebs having babies and Chaz Bono’s penis. PLUS, her daughter is a wimp AND a critique of Howard Stern. (25 min.)

    Hamster Horrors

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 7, 2013 45:52


    Pre-school teacher kills hamsters and Stephanie tries to save them. ALSO, Uncle Larry has a hideous growth. PLUS, new Facebook friends and avoiding people you hate. (44 min.)

    Dealing With The Death of a Parent

    Play Episode Listen Later May 30, 2013 32:27


    Stephanie's friend passes away of cancer leaving a 4 year old and a 7 year old. How do you accept this? Should you trust your doctor? Also, Stephanie dishes about going to the Twitter Awards and her brush with the Millionaire Matchmaker's Rachel and Destin.

    Is Greg Gay?

    Play Episode Listen Later May 17, 2013 39:08


    From our talk radio show, LIVE from Los Angeles! Greg gets hit on by a gay waiter, divorce stories, using lube for sex, PLUS kids who embarrass their parents (in case you missed this.) 40 min.

    MOTHER'S DAY SPECIAL!

    Play Episode Listen Later May 10, 2013 46:46


    Comedian Stephanie Blum dishes about her recent weight-loss surgery vs. Chris Christie’s surgery and going topless on Miami Beach. AND, Should Jodi Arias get the death penalty? Also, if you’re married should you renew your vows? PLUS, the new hit show coming to BRAVO, “The Princesses of Long Island” and Stephanie’s stand up comedy on motherhood and scary nannies. (45 min.)

    Stephanie Calls In Sick

    Play Episode Listen Later May 7, 2013 15:24


    Comedian Stephanie Blum tries to participate in today's show while taking her daughter to the doctor's office. Mayhem and hilarity ensues. PLUS, Should a mom be worried if their child likes his father more? With Antubert and Mr. Maui. (16 min.)

    Wrenching Parental Decisions

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 18, 2013 30:28


    LIVE from Uncle Bernie's Brooklyn Deli in Los Angeles, it's funny married couple, Stephanie and Greg. Should they put the guinea pig to sleep? Should they adopt a baby??? Should Greg do better at teaching his kids proper hygiene? Should they send their daughter to a new school? All this and MORE on today's NEW show! (30 min.)

    Resorts For Kids

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 3, 2013 9:35


    Stephanie almost orgasms when she hears about some of these tropical resorts. Others, not so much.

    Parental Horror!

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 22, 2013 29:21


    Colds, injuries, homework and lack of sex with stand-up comedian Stephanie Blum and her anal husband, Greg. Plus, Do Carrots Improve Vision AND How To Have A Great Marriage!

    Kids Who Embarrass Their Parents

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 1, 2013 6:42


    What do you do when your child blurts out something hurtful to a stranger? You'll laugh at Stephanie's hilarious suggestions. Antubert Johnson sits in. (7 min.)

    EST Training

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 23, 2013 38:33


    Confrontational psychological training in The Landmark Forum is discussed with comedian Vijai Nathan and your favorite married hosts, Greg and Stephanie Blum.

    Ass-Play On Second Date???

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 13, 2013 57:20


    Comedian Vijai Nathan joins hilarious married hosts, Greg and Stephanie Blum and reveals how she was roped into a horrific anal experience with a sexual deviant. PLUS, tons more FUN! (56 min.)

    Cancer, Divorce and Other Looming Disasters

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 9, 2013 48:50


    Cancer survivor, author of NOW IT’S FUNNY – How I Survived Cancer, Divorce and other Looming Disasters joins married hosts, Greg and Stephanie Blum. Revelations about his book, how cancer affected his marriage, how he broke the news to his then six year old son, how Erin Brockovich said that environmental factors at his high school caused the cancer and at the end of the day, HOW HUMOR CAN HELP US GET THROUGH. PLUS, Michael discusses how he adopted a son and the difficulties inherent in the adoption process. (49 min.)

    Happy New Year!

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 31, 2012 23:47


    Start the year off with a bang as married hosts Greg and Stephanie Blum help lighten your load with vibrators, condoms, anal sex and walking around the house naked. ALSO, gay porn star/school teacher Corey and Stephanie's retarded brother, Uncle Larry calls in. Plus a lot more hilarious parental misadventures. With Antubert Johnson and Mr. Maui. 23 min.

    From THE VIEW - Hilarious Housewife Julie Kidd

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 13, 2012 55:53


    She just won the 2012 Hilarious Housewife contest on "The View," JULIE KIDD visits with us and dishes about her close encounter with Barbara Walters, Sherri Shephard, Whoopi Goldberg and how Dr. Phil called her a horrible mom. Julie also reveals that her oldest son is in prison for 10 years and that she'll be singing and dancing in her new show, "Single Mom - The Musical." Also, Stephanie's appearance on Marie Osmond's talk show. Plus a whole lot more!

    You're Making Me Ill

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 4, 2012 44:10


    Stand up comedian, Stephanie Blum and her anal husband Greg tackle bladder infections, how to be a good spouse, how to teach your child responsibility, corporal punishment, choosing the right pet, agressive kids. Also, Greg reveals how he stole his parent's car when he was nine and that Stephanie spends too much money. ALL ON TODAY'S SHOW!

    Cheerios In My Underwear

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 17, 2012 25:31


    Amy Simon, author of Cheerios In My Underwear and host of Motherhood Unplugged on KPFK radio in Los Angeles, calls-in with her divorce stories and being a mom to girls.

    Moms On The Loose

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 3, 2012 31:03


    From Curb Your Enthusiasm and The Late Show, actor and comedian Wendy Hammers calls in! Reveals the details behind the scenes! Join the family!

    Girl Behaving Badly

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 24, 2012 63:14


    From The Tonight Show with Jay Leno and Oxygen's Girls Behaving Badly, it's the hilarious comedian, Kira Soltanovich IN STUDIO! How she got into comedy and as parents, how to help our children be expressive. ALSO, she reveals the ins and outs of her mixed marriage AND her dilemma regarding circumcision and how the "yoga moms" chastised her for it. PLUS, bullying, teen sex and douche bags all on today's very special episode! (1 hr 3 min.)

    What it's REALLY like to be a parent

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 15, 2012 15:14


    Teen Mom, Chinese food makes Greg nuts and Gay Corey and Antubert give Stephanie a hard time about being a parent.

    Pre-Adolescent Strains

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 9, 2012 30:35


    Stephanie reveals her difficulties with her son with hygiene, dead fish, homework, loss of loved ones, dealing with feelings and lots more. With Dani Fishman-Parker, divorce columnist.

    Your Kid Is An Ass!

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 6, 2012 11:22


    It's OK to hate your kids. Everyone else does! It's a JOKE people! Take the Polite Child Quiz and join the crew as we rip each other new a-holes over our kid's level of politeness.

    DESPERATE SLEEPOVER

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 27, 2012 19:39


    A 10th birthday party turns into a nightmare for Mr. and Mrs. Maui.

    Our Neighbor, Taylor Dayne

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 24, 2012 35:51


    A quick story about Taylor Dayne, ("Tell It To My Heart") and then comedian Tom Riehl joins us and reveals his divorce details.

    Is it wrong to get ANGRY?

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 19, 2012 36:27


    Meeting Marie Osmond was fun for Stephanie when she was asked to perform stand up comedy on the new talk show, “Marie.” Plus, Greg is angrier than usual and Stephanie gets turned on when Greg goes off on a supermarket manager. AND, parenting news! Join today’s laugh-fest and complaint fest! (35 min.)

    Funniest Housewife of Orange County

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 19, 2012 28:08


    Mom comedian Julie Kidd calls in! Julie is the author of Momalogue, A Journey through a Single Mother’s Hood. Her jokes have been featured in Good Housekeeping and in numerous comedy books including: Comedy Thesaurus, She’s So Funny, Mom This Jokes For You, and Loves Funny That Way OC Family, OC Metro, Coast Magazine, Orange Coast Magazine and Julie is a contributing writer of ModernMom.com. Kidd has performed on numerous television shows, including: ABC’s The View, Life Moments, Iyanla, What’s Up OC, OC Lifestyles, Inside this Edition and Next Big Star.

    Is Your Child Gay?

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 16, 2012 17:17


    Would you rather have a gay boy or girl? PLUS a lot more parenting FUN! This podcast contains some explicit material!

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