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A group of fellas who, collectively, know barely anything.


    • Aug 23, 2021 LATEST EPISODE
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    • 1h 4m AVG DURATION
    • 50 EPISODES


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    050 Zoids Rule

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 23, 2021 41:02


    its two am i meant to post this three hours ago i dont know what happened we talk about zoids and uh fucking other shit too i dont remember god

    049 Adult Swim Call Us

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 16, 2021 62:24


    Another day, another episode. We cover a lot here, including our own content, orcs, goblins, eating scabs, and a few other things that I can't remember at the moment. Maybe you'll see our faces one day soon. Eat a grape today.

    048 Webisode Spectacular

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 2, 2021 67:40


    Welcome to the - c y b e r n e t - , we mix things up a little bit for this episode. We plug our little toes into our own personal computers and see how doing this whole shebang may work when we're all apart. Its not perfect! but it kinda works. Dyl sounds stuffy (he is), Jared and Noah play a video game and realize it's a bad idea. Too much editing!

    047 Peanut Butter and Cheese

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 26, 2021 74:10


    Hello poddees (people who listen to podcasts), here is another new episode! We are down a man once again but we make up for it. We get into our favorite Pokemon and even talk about our skits a little bit. We also talk about a certain questionable combo...enjoy!

    046 Frost Giants Only Know Horny

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 19, 2021 73:11


    Welcome, listeners! We're sorry for the lack of episode last week, we just got a little busy, but we're back! A very Marvel themed episode as we tend to have occasionally. Loki! Black Widow! Jared doesn't know when to stop talking (surprise, surprise)! Kota is here! Dyl has regrets that aren't mentioned in the episode it's just a general feeling he has sometimes! Kachow!

    045 Hentai Clicker Game

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 5, 2021 71:26


    Wooo!!! America!!!! Dick Cheney!!!!!!! It's the fourth of July episode and we only barely talk about! We mostly cover: prescription drugs, Predator movies, and hentai. The three branches of government. Bang!

    044 Jared Has Abdominal Pain

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 28, 2021 62:04


    We are once again a man short, just two sleepy pool boys. Dyl lets out some good yawns, Jared has some belly cramps, and Todd pays us a little visit via email that Dyl just has trouble comprehending. Chlorine!!

    043 Warm Milk

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 21, 2021 66:49


    042 The Word Was Pintel

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 14, 2021 65:10


    Just two boys today, and we get into uh *adjusting reading glasses* the anglo-saxon word for penis

    041 I Just Don't Care About Things

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 7, 2021 64:55


    Forehead skin, Harry Potter, personal computer games, a big mix of the good stuff

    040 Papa Wayne

    Play Episode Listen Later May 31, 2021 75:01


    It's another campfire episode, friends. Stories are told, memories are relived, this room is so hot please let me out I can't take it please I am so moist and sticky

    039 End Simulation

    Play Episode Listen Later May 24, 2021 72:21


    Good evening, gamers. Please skip the first twenty minutes. We talk about things we shouldn't, we talk about reincarnation theories and we talk about sleepy Dyl.

    038 Italian Stallion

    Play Episode Listen Later May 17, 2021 60:25


    This week we cover Sylvester Stallone. That's it. Good night!

    037 What Is Wrong With Your Cat

    Play Episode Listen Later May 10, 2021 65:42


    Hello podcast followers, this episode has so many strange cat sounds. A lot of just shooting the shit, it's a good time. I think we talk about sandals?

    036 Poggers

    Play Episode Listen Later May 3, 2021 59:32


    We talk cheez-its and a lot of video games in this one. What else do we talk about? I can't remember! Time is a fickle thing. Memory even more so.

    035 Informal Group Pod

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 26, 2021 67:27


    Here we are yet again. Just a bunch of boys on the mics huh. We gain not one but TWO guests about halfway through the podcast. What can I say, we're unprepared!

    034 Hamburger Facts

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 26, 2021 61:30


    This is a fun one. Lots of burger talk, lots of laughs, lots of chaotic energy. We have fun here. Lol!!

    033 Big Monke

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 12, 2021 60:01


    Big fights and a Todd tale.

    032 We Sorry

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 5, 2021 57:35


    Sleepy time with the boys.

    031 Superhero Bullshit

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 29, 2021 69:45


    Two dudes bullshittin, superhero style.

    030 Food Fight Is A Sin Of A Film

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 15, 2021 64:09


    The big three-oh!! We made it here and totally acknowledge it before the thirty minutes mark. Dyl hates Seth McFarlene, Jared wants to get everyone into musicals and Noah hates Food Fight. We all do. Lawrence Kasanoff should be shot and buried in the woods. Happy Birthday!!

    029 Streetcar Named Cat

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 8, 2021 60:06


    We're back! Another episode! We talk fighting games, we talk pokemon, we talk about stray cats, we have technical difficulties. All the good beans this one here.

    028 I Didn't Shit For A Month

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 1, 2021 64:21


    listen to this podcast now

    027 Flight Risk

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 22, 2021 60:44


    Hello everyone, we talk snow. we talk movies, we talk cartoons, we talk reincarnation. Just a little bit of everything, as per usual. The Joker baby!!

    026 Dropout Book Club

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 15, 2021 65:29


    Hello friends, this episode we have a guest! He's a great friend of ours who is smart. We have a good long intelligent conversation about books and literature.....which eventually, inevitably devolves into a gorilla vs bear discussion. Enjoy the big brain talk while you can. Also, Jared sounds funny and I'm so sorry. Cheese Tortilla!

    025 Putting Kids to Sleep

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 8, 2021 58:14


    A fever dream of an episode. That's all I got for this one.

    024 Consensual Cannibalism

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 1, 2021 63:27


    Shew, an episode just chalk full of stories of all shapes and sizes. Vomit, vitamins, car accidents, got the whole squad in here today. Also, the epic return of Todd! Who also has a story to tell. Gather around the campfire, kids.

    023 Iditarod

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 25, 2021 57:28


    Fellas and fellettes and fellems, another Monday, another episode. I don't remember what we talked about, but goddamn if it isn't just the greatest thing you'll regret hearing! Will Ferrell!

    022 Yoda's Canonical Shmeat

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 18, 2021 58:35


    Dyl sounds awful! We're sorry!! Also sorry for all the talk about Yoda's....package. A lot of Star Wars and video game talk this episode. Shoutout to all the virgins out there! Poggers!

    021 Jon Favreau Is My Surrogate Father

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 11, 2021 61:02


    Happy New Year listeners and non-listeners! New year, same old mess, but with a little added spice. Is it good? NO! BUt what did you expect. Glad you're here.

    020 I Have A Knife

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 28, 2020 61:34


    A confusing episode, really just spouting off whatever is on the top of our heads. Dyl has a knife someone please stop him.

    019 Christmas Mouth Noises.mp3

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 21, 2020 86:51


    Merry Christmas, friends! We are back again with a new episode of the mediocre podcast. This episode, we eat cookies, read a whole bunch of emails AND Jared unlearns a toxic trait. All around, a good time.

    018 Jared, You Cannot Fight A Grizzly Bear

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 14, 2020 58:31


    Hello listeners, this episode is really...something. Jared has a lot of....opinions, Noah is once again tired, Dyl is here, hanging out. Cue airhorn!

    017 Hypothetically, A 100 Yard Wingspan Eagle

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 7, 2020 61:51


    A hodgepodge of things are discussed this week, kiddos. A little bit of gamer talk, a little bit of movie speak, giant fuckin eagles, and, most importantly, a furry little email. We're having a great time.

    016 The Hippopotamus Hypothesis

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 30, 2020 59:55


    Dyl took a vow of silence. Hann relinquishes her crown. Hippos are spooky demon creatures.

    015 McDonald's Bag Ass Blast

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 23, 2020 62:07


    This is a wild episode, gamers. A guest, a sad and strange grandma email, a wonderful scat-full story and two emails! Jared won't stop being mean to me.

    014 Take All My Anger and Put It In a Lil Jar

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 16, 2020 60:30


    Honestly, as I'm typing this, I can't think of a single thing either of us said. Something about accents I think? Wrestling was brought up?? I have the memory of a baby worm.

    013 I'd Rather Pee In A Gatorade Bottle

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 9, 2020 60:58


    Another fuckin episode, huh? Jared is pissed, Noah is tired, Dyl wants to go home. Lotta aggression in this weekly installment. Lotta piss talk too.

    012 Thoughts On Opossums Eating Cereal

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 2, 2020 60:11


    BOO!! Haha, gotcha. It's Halloween...kinda. Not a very spooky episode, but we do talk about a lot. Favorite movies, a FANTASTIC first email, and a lot burger talk. We also have a guest! Happy Halloween!!

    011 I Got Pulled Over On My Green Machine

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 26, 2020 60:25


    Lot of talk about the strange things we did when we were kids. Getting pulled over, wild imaginations, Saturday morning cartoons. Oh, to be eight years old again.

    010 Shoutout to Hann, Shoutout to You

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 19, 2020 65:55


    Ten episodes, baybee! Why and how did we make it this far. We truly have nothing else to do. There are mugs, there are boob stories, there is sandwich talk. Enjoy if you are able.

    009 You Can't Bowdiggadow Your Way Through Life

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 12, 2020 60:29


    We have exactly one(1) crisp new microphone, and if I'm being honest it might fix all of our problems. Noah is once again very sleepy, Jared ate a whole cake, and Dyl might be going through some stuff. I'm just gunna say it, this might be our best episode.

    008 Pythagoras is a Bitch

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 5, 2020 66:02


    Howdy! We made a mistake and had to record half the episode separately! What do you expect from us. Jared and Dyl both are merely here, Noah get stuck under the table.

    007 Return of the King

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 28, 2020 56:57


    He's back, babie! Dyl is back, Jared is awake and Noah cannot sit up straight. Quarantine, trauma and pickles. A lot of nonsense, but at least it's on time.

    006 Two Days Late and A Host Short

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 23, 2020 57:55


    We have no idea what we are doing anymore. Someone find Dyl and bring him home.

    005 Dyl Got the Rona

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 14, 2020 60:55


    We have no idea what we are without our sweet baby Dyl. We talk for an hour about mostly tattoos and Werewolves... I think.

    004 Gorilla Versus Grizzly Bear

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 9, 2020 60:58


    We're late! BURP Buddhism, animal kingdom match ups, and for whatever reason a lot of dudes who refuse to die. Also, a guest that you can't hear all the time, We're doing our best.

    003 Nick Cage and the Mud Babies

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 31, 2020 67:00


    We talk way too much about our assholes. Also, Lord of the Rings.

    002 The Mouth to Snout Technique

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 24, 2020 95:16


    The audio in this one got a little wonky? We're still working out the kinks. This one runs a little long. Grilled cheese is discussed with great passion and in great detail, Batman video games, and how to ressurect your dead dog. Trust us, we are experts.

    001 Marlon Brando is a Pile of Bagels

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 15, 2020 64:55


    Three friends talk about, unapologetically, absolute nonsense, but that's kind of our schtick. Noah knows a lot about Marlon Brando's psyche, Dylan doesn't know what he's talking about, and Jared is lonely.

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