Every Film Is Gay

Join Milo + Nico in 2005 for a post-feminist tale of sisterhood and magic jeans. But could a coming-of-age story about a group of young women, whose defining relationship is with each other, possibly be gay?

Join Milo + Nico in Brooklyn, 1977, for a disco fantasia that is much bleaker, more disturbing and more depressing than its reputation would have you believe? But can a film about a gang of bigoted young men, desperate to prove their masculinity on the rainbow dance-floor in platform heels, possibly be gay?

Join Milo + Nico in an Austrian conservatoire where music is discipline is control is obedience is abuse, to discuss whether a film about a woman who is so sexually repressed that she behaves in cruel and taboo ways could possibly be gay.

Join Milo + Nico in the mansions of Beverley Hills for a story of obsession, greed, immortality, and lesbian homosociality. But could a film about two women who are so obsessed with each other that they try to kill each other again and again, possibly be gay?

Join Milo + Nico in the papal seat for part 1 (one) of a mini-Isabella Rossellini season focussing on two of her most iconic cameo performances. But can a film about a bunch of middle-aged and elderly men in gowns who have gathered to gossip, eavesdrop and read each other for proverbial filth possibly be gay?

Join Milo + Nico in Montmartre, Paris for a tale of whimsy, gaslighting and romance. But can the story of an allegedly "strange" outcast woman who dreams of doing good and finding a soulmate be gay?

Join Milo + Nico in Italy for inflamed passions, murder mysteries, hysteria and gaslighting, to discover if the first ever giallo could possibly be gay.

Join Milo + Nico in the city of dreams where all is not as it seems, to puzzle out if a film about literal lesbians being toxic and jealous and ordering hits on each other could possibly be gay.PLUS, don't forget to sign up for our brand new PATREON for only £2 a month!

Join Milo + Nico on a French soundstage masquerading as Mexico City for a tale of death, rebirth, redemption and then... death again. Can a musical crime thriller about a cartel boss transitioning and living her truth by pretending to be someone else so she can maintain contact with her family who think she's dead, possibly be gay?PLUS, celebrate our 75th episode by joining our brand new PATREON!

Join Milo + Nico in the 2000s (again) for a post-feminist reimagining of a classic fairytale. But can a story of a diner girl who falls for a jock with a secret softboi personality be gay? Find out in the conclusion of our Chad Michael Murray mini-season.

Join Milo + Nico in 2003 for a classic tale of bodyswapping. Can exchanging flesh carapaces with your mother to learn about cross-generational solidarity be gay?

Join Milo + Nico in 2003 for a look at a film bro fave. Can a film about a man who's so obsessed with his high school acquaintance that he looks him in a box for 15 years, and forces him to transgress society's foundational sexual taboo, possibly be gay?

Join Milo + Nico on the cusp of the 60s to dissect a Holiday Season classic. Can a film about a bachelor with no rizz and a quirky woman with short hair, who, against the odds form a romantic(?) connection, be gay?

Join Milo + Nico in Winkie Country to investigate whether an unfathomably ugly and totally easter eggified Wicked Witch origin story, with weak anti-fascist themes, can possibly be gay.

Join Milo + Nico on the road for a story of snowballing violence and lesbification, where we dare to ask the question: can a film about two women who run away together to shoot men and kiss each other on the lips possibly be gay?

Join Milo + Nico in 60s France, for a surrealist erotic melodrama about a housewife who does sex work, to figure out if a film about a woman with taboo sexual desires and the systems of patriarchal controls that inform them, could possibly be gay.

Join Milo + Nico in an unnamed city of perpetual night, to explore whether the story of a vigilante crow-man hybrid seeking justice for the murder of his fiancé could be gay. And more importantly: could something so goth be straight? 

Join Milo + Nico in the Pacific Northwest where they clash regarding whether unhinged Mormon self-insert fan-fic about glittery vampires and girls who crave death is gay or not.

Join Milo + Nico in 1999, a time marked by its obsession with virginity, to explore whether the story of a group of personality-free losers trying (and failing) to work out how to speak to women like they're human beings, could possibly be gay.

Join Milo + Nico in space where no one can hear you do, well, anything, to explore the story of two hybrid women with a significant height difference, who find each other and spoon (while aliens potter about in the background killing off humans). Could that be gay? Listening will reveal.

Join Milo + Nico in 1938 to explore the wilds of Connecticut where, not one, but two leopards are roaming the countryside. Could a film about a nerdy paleontologist, who has his engagement ruined and world flipped upside down by a quirky handsome woman, be gay?

Join Milo + Nico hiding in the hills of 1944 Spain to find out if anti-fascist action that takes the form of a series of fantasy tasks given by a giant faun could possibly be gay.

Join Milo + Nico in Padua (high school, that is) for an updated version of Shakespeare's misogynistic shrew-taming classic. Can a story about a greasy-haired burnout dude romancing a rebellious bisexual girl for money ever possibly be gay?

Join Milo + Nico in medieval Japan for an eco-fable about gods and monsters and nature biting back. But could a story of a hybrid wolf-girl princess and her fight against the industrial revolution alongside a diva goddess of the forest possibly be gay?

Join Milo + Nico at Manderley for a story of gothic melodrama, where gaslighting lesbian housekeepers and unruly bisexual icons rule the roost and drive men to distraction, and worse. Could that be gay? Listening will reveal all.

Join Milo + Nico in the 80s for a look back at the 50s, and to see if a story of an introverted teen who's bad at talking to women and forges a mutual psychosexual obsession with his own car could possibly be gay.

Join Milo + Nilo in the sick and perverse world of American high school to discover if a made-for-tv-movie about the torment of deciding between sports and show business could be bisexual, or gay even.

Join Milo + Nico in so-called Gotham City to hunt down 3 (three) separate human-hybrid monstrosities (complimentary) and determine if a film about kink and the carnivalesque could possibly be gay.

Join Milo + Nico in the not-so-swinging 60s to decipher whether a monstrously camp cautionary tale about three women on the verge of a life-threatening doll-addiction could possibly be gay. 

Join Milo + Nico in the allegedly-debauched jazz age to determine whether a story of two bisexual queens maximising their joint slay by murdering their way to showbiz success could possibly be gay!

Join Milo + Nico in the middle ages for a mud-splattered journey to the heart of the question: what if sports was about men battering each other with giant poles and is that gay?

Join + Milo and Nico off the east coast of America to defend a large fish from being mercilessly murdered. Can it be gay to want to kill the creatures you love? We're on the case.

Milo + Nico are in 60s Italy on a brand new case. They're delving into an oft-asked question: is it gay to be a cheating, lying, suave Italian director with creative block, who's obsessed with women?

Join Milo + Nico in heterosexual hell to figure out if it's worth fighting to retain your rapidly vanishing memories of a relationship turned sour just to give it all a second chance? Can having blue hair and wiping all memories of your ex be gay?

Get in losers, we're going critiquing! Join Milo + Nico at the most exclusive cafeteria table (haters and gossips) to put a classic teen film under the microscope and figure out if trying to destroy Regina George because you're, like, in love with her or something is gay, or, like, whatever.

Join Milo + Nico (and Sigourney Weaver in a blonde wig) (and Alan Rickman in alien prosthetics) for a trip to the stars to defend a race of defenceless octopus people from total destruction.  "Could that be gay?" Only Milo and Nico can answer.

What if there was a girl Frankenstein's monster? And what if she had a baby's brain? Join Milo + Nico on a wacky tour of a twee Victorian-ish world to discover if any of this could possibly be gay.

Join Milo + Nico at MegaRecords HQ to investigate whether pop music contains subliminal messages. Is capitalism using art as a trojan horse for political control? And is it gay to tell the story of a plucky girl band who sells out? Listen carefully to uncover the truth.

Join Milo + Nico on the streets of late 90s New York, for a dark night of the soul that culminates at a depraved masked ball - but is it real, or only a dream? And can dreams be gay?

Join Milo + Nico for a rifle through the tabloids for a nasty, shocking and camp showdown between Oscar-winning actresses, ripped from the headlines. Could that be gay? Listening will reveal all.

Join Milo + Nico in Gotham City for a gritty origin story about how a clown became a killer clown. Could that be gay? We have the best detectives on the case.

Join Milo + Nico in the 60s (or at least 2003's vision of that decade) to observe a classic battle of the sexes as two manipulative heterosexuals discover gender performativity on the road to love. But could any of that be gay?

Join Milo + Nico as they venture to suburbia to find out why people are opening portals to hell just to get their rocks off! And could doing that, in any way, be gay? We're on the case.

Join Milo + Nico for the first of two extra special ooky spooky season episodes. On this episode, we'll be decamping to the Bavarian Alps to ask if it's gay to avoid your fiancée in order to construct a second boyfriend with your first boyfriend in a castle in the woods.

Join Milo + Nico in a pineapple under the sea to find out whether a film about an anthropomorphic sponge having a crisis of masculinity and a starfish who cross-dresses could possibly be gay.

Join Milo + Nico at an abandoned and snowed in manor in the French countryside for stabbing, sapphism and songs! Could a film so deeply-rooted in diva worship that makes a case for lesbian separatism (through the medium of song-and-dance) be gay? Our intrepid detectives are on the case.

Milo and Nico have deep and complex theological questions: can a film about a band of freaks and weirdos struggling to fit in at an Evangelical high school possibly be gay?

Join Milo + Nico on top of the endlessly-rumoured volcano for the epic, explosive finale whereby the much-talked-about jewellery is finally, finally given the promised fiery baptism. But what of kings and returns? Could either be gay?

Milo + Nico continue on their ultimate journey: to deposit some jewellery in a volcano. But how could a film about a throuple consisting of a boy waif, a cottagecore gay and a depraved little freak possibly be gay?

Milo + Nico embark on the ultimate journey: to deposit some jewellery in a volcano. But how could an epic story of good vs. evil fronted by a tiny little boy waif, a twinkly-eyed old wizard and a giant yonic eye possibly be gay? Join the Fellowship of Every Film Is Gay to find out.

Can Catholic guilt be gay? Can schoolmistresses be gay? Can taking revenge on a monstrous man be gay? The only people who have answers are Milo + Nico.