Evolution Failed Us

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Follow the cataclysmic tale of two friends as they journey across America seeking salvation and refuge. ....Or just sit in their apartment drinking spouting obscenities. "A true abomination of creativity" - Your mom

Avery Lunsford


    • Nov 11, 2021 LATEST EPISODE
    • every other week NEW EPISODES
    • 35m AVG DURATION
    • 73 EPISODES


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    Latest episodes from Evolution Failed Us

    We Know Its Late, Just Listen

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 11, 2021 34:21


    Its only be like... a month okay. Just sit back and take a load off.

    We've Done It Again!

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 30, 2021 29:41


    Avery no...

    Dear Diary, It's actually Episode 70

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 23, 2021 26:45


    We said 69 lol. It's actually 70

    These Damn Kids

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 16, 2021 30:39


    It's an update episodes losers we still don't know whats going on.

    damn kids
    Drink, Drank, Goose!

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 9, 2021 36:28


    Do we have a positive relationship with alcohol? Yes, and it's better than our relationships.

    This Is an Episode

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 19, 2021 27:44


    Another week, a little more pain.

    EFU Man Of The Year

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 12, 2021 26:00


    Trace is named EFU's man of the year. There you go. There's the episode

    Put Me In Coach

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 29, 2021 32:48


    Avery is taking on more responsibility as he matures. Everyone give him a pat on the back.

    Driving Blind

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 22, 2021 26:42


    Does Gordon Ramsey get frisky with food? Find out how Avery really drives his car

    Hobby Lobby Is a Trap

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 22, 2021 30:48


    Discord coming soon... maybe eventually.

    Its All About Timing

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 14, 2021 32:14


    The series of life is apon us.

    Just Here To Complain

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 7, 2021 32:12


    Golf sucks. We complained. And life is disappointing

    What The F*** is GQ?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 1, 2021 28:47


    HERE'S JOHNNY!!!

    Elephant Fights and Thieving Rights

    Play Episode Listen Later May 24, 2021 31:07


    Who's Candice Follow our socials @evolutionfailedus Follow our artist @yosarianhavoc on Instagram

    Duck Duck Duck GAS!!

    Play Episode Listen Later May 14, 2021 30:26


    Follow our socials

    Double Feature

    Play Episode Listen Later May 6, 2021 31:34


    I forgot to upload last weeks episode last week. So here's another for this week.

    Bed Time Boxing Matches

    Play Episode Listen Later May 6, 2021 29:29


    Avery damn near caught case all while being unconscious.

    Follow the Guidestones

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 23, 2021 36:59


    Trace gets woke and Avery discovers a new purpose in life.  Follow our socials @evolutionfailedus Follow our artist @yosarianhavoc

    Episode 54

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 16, 2021 32:21


    Yes @evolutionfailedus

    To Vatican City

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 8, 2021 32:10


    Follow Averyism the most fashionable new cult coming to a cornfield near you.

    School Yard Candy Dealer

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 1, 2021 34:15


    You hear that? It's ambition calling. Follow our socials @evolutionfailedus Follow our artist @yosaruanhavoc

    Semi Cleaning Out The Podcast. 3

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 25, 2021 33:58


    Crab people. Shells. Palm readings. Cleanliness. @evolutionfailedus @yosarianhavoc on Instagram

    Have A Drink On Us

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 18, 2021 28:51


    Coffee, tea, and congestion. Follow our socials @evolutionfailedus

    Super Soft Straight People

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 11, 2021 33:00


    We talk about how soft we are as marshmelllows. Follow our socials @evolutionfailedus Follow our Artist @yosarianhavoc

    Keep It Casual

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 4, 2021 32:54


    Another Thursday. Another Episode. Share this episode. DO all the thing to this episode. Follow our socials @evolutionfailedus Follow our artist @yosarianhavoc on Instagram

    My Moms Rock Said No

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 25, 2021 29:51


    This is super late. Gaming content coming soon. Follow us @evolutionfailedus Follow our Artist @yosarianhavoc on Instagram

    The Great Molting

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 18, 2021 35:49


    You gotta listen to you partner. Even if they are a giant spider crab. Follow our socials @evolutionfailedus Our artist is @yosarianhavoc on Instagram

    They're Evolving... Just Backwards

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 11, 2021 32:08


    The last few episodes have been super "woke". Are we starting to evolve beyond fart jokes and conspiracies' or is it just coincidence? Follow our socials @evolutionfailedus Follow our Artist @yosarianhavoc on Instagram

    Diamond Hands & Paper Pockets

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 4, 2021 24:14


    What happens when 8 million edits take to day trading? What happens when you're S.O. interrupts your podcast. A whole lot of shit. Follow our socials @evolutionfailedus Artist Instagram @yosarianhavoc

    Content Loading...

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 28, 2021 32:50


    What does it take to become an internet gamer? More than what we've got thats for sure. Follow our socials @evolutionfailedus Follow our artist @yosarianhavoc on Instagram.

    In Hindsight

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 21, 2021 35:51


    Given the chance to change at least one thing in your past to make your present better, what would you choose? Follow our socials @evolutionfailedus Follow our artist @yosariahavoc on Instagram

    Schrodinger's Idiot

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 14, 2021 29:23


    How do you make your decisions? How should you? Here's how Avery does. Avery fucked up, kinda. Follow our socials @evolutionfailedus everywhere Artwork @yosarianhavoc on Instagram

    Cleaning Out The Podcast Episode 2

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 7, 2021 30:14


    We made our list and checked it twice. We're naughty and nice people scare us Follow our Instagram and Tik Tok @evolutionfailedus artwork by @yosarianhavoc on Instagram

    New Year Same Podcast

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 31, 2020 29:10


    Candle Obsessions, F*** 2020, New Year resolutions are trash and the end is nigh. Follow our socials @evolutionfailedus everywhere artwork by @Yosarianhavoc on Instagram.

    Rise Homelessia

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 17, 2020 29:24


    Why do we only care about the homeless around the holidays? Find out here. Follow our Instagram and Tik Tok @evolutionfailedus Artwork by @yosarianhavoc on Instagram

    A Beating to My Younger Self

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 10, 2020 30:49


    Can we time travel? It's for character development. Spotify wrapped isn't that interesting but I'm still gonna look. Tik Tok is on it's bullshit. Follow our Tik Tok and Instagram @evolutionfailedus artwork by @yosarianhavoc on Instagram

    I'm The Roach Guy

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 3, 2020 30:19


    I got half Tik Tok famous over a weekend. We review thanksgiving and prep for the end of the world... I mean year. Follow our socials @evolutionfailedus artwork by @yosarianhavoc on Instagram

    TikTok Fame is Fake

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 27, 2020 30:45


    This week we complain about tik tok and giving teen alternate ways to express their anger. follow our Instagram and TikTok @evolutionfailedus artwork by @yosarionhavoc on Instagram

    Pissing Off Ghosts and Nerds

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 19, 2020 27:59


    Ever had a demon suck your toes? Well call ours. 877-GHOSTSUCK for this limited time offer. Follow our socials @evolutionfailedus everywhere Artwork by @yosarianhavoc on Instagram

    Gym Bros Are Different

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 12, 2020 39:35


    Gym horny is a different type of horny. And if you put up Christmas decorations before Thanksgiving you're a horrible person. Follow our Tik Tok and Instagram @evolutionfailedus Artwork by @Yosarianhavoc

    Mark You Calendars

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 5, 2020 34:45


    We talk about the election before its done, Halloween was a bust. And we're gonna try new things. Follow our tik tok and Instagram @evolutionfailedus Art by @yosarianhavoc

    Dryer Than A White Woman's Chicken

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 29, 2020 35:40


    We sat down. Had a talk. We came to the conclusion... Avery doesn't know how to spell fialed. Follow our Insta and TikTok @evolutionfailedus Artwork by @yosarianhavoc on Instagram

    Cleaning Out The Podcast Episode 1

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 22, 2020 42:36


    This week we have a list. Between Jayden Smith, weird roommates and crappy banks we go through everything we've missed. Check out all our socials @evolutionfailedus everywhere Check out Byrdwatch on Youtube Artwork by @yosarianhavoc on Instagram

    Jordan Peterson Is Changing Our Lives

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 15, 2020 35:35


    On the way to the studio for this weeks recording Avery almost caught a charge. Trace tries to promote a new way of thinking. This is our most coherent and deeply conversed episode to date. Follow our Socials @evolutionfailedus everywhere you look. Artwork by @yosarianhavoc on Instagram

    What If Animals Were Racist

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 8, 2020 35:36


    We literally talk about animals and movie theaters along with a few other things. Yeah follow our Instagram and TikTok @evolutionfailedus art by @yosarianhavoc

    Out Dated Vape Tricks

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 1, 2020 31:07


    Remember the first time you ever vaped? Was it magical? or did you act like a little b****. Shaq might have the tallest family in America. Follow our socials @evolutionfailedus everywhere. Check out our YouTube channel The Future Arrives Productions Artwork by @yosarianhavoc on Instagram

    Fluffy Cows Make Better Burgers

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 24, 2020 31:01


    Gator Gary strikes again in the Florida Everglades. Is any gator safe. Cartoons and controversy fuel our never ending horrendous humor, Meme culture is real culture, and sushi is prettier than most people. Follow our socials @evolutionfailedus Artwork by @yosarianhavoc on Instagram.

    Pancakes with Alfredo Sauce

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 17, 2020 35:34


    Trace drugs Avery to get pancakes and dairy queen. We discuss why old people are insane, and Avery takes a trip to the taffy puller. Make sure you follow our social @evolutionfailedus share this episode with your friends. Artwork by @yosarianhavoc on instagram.

    This Episode is Sponsored by Poor Life Decisions

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 10, 2020 34:12


    Trace gambled the rights to the podcast away so we are now the "We Failed The Game of Life Podcast" Find our socials @evolutionfailedus artwork by @yosarianhavoc on Instagram

    EFU Goes International

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 3, 2020 25:57


    The boys talk about road trips and their lack of geographical knowledge. The 50 to 1 fight odds, and people named Lawrence. Follow our socials @evolutionfailedus everywhere Artwork by @yosarianhavoc on insta Subscribe to our YouTube channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCjibxI84XIVfrX7OhRjJY6w

    Love, Peace & F*** Aglets

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 27, 2020 26:06


    Do pandas deserve to exist? Is PETA all that bad? This week we find out the real reason why Avery refuses to wear shoes like a normal human being. follow our socials @evolutionfailedus. Check out The Future Arrives Productions for occasional videos Go follow our artist @yosarianhavoc on insta.

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