Evolution Failed Us

Its only be like... a month okay. Just sit back and take a load off.

Avery no...

We said 69 lol. It's actually 70

It's an update episodes losers we still don't know whats going on.

Do we have a positive relationship with alcohol? Yes, and it's better than our relationships.

Another week, a little more pain.

Trace is named EFU's man of the year. There you go. There's the episode

Avery is taking on more responsibility as he matures. Everyone give him a pat on the back.

Does Gordon Ramsey get frisky with food? Find out how Avery really drives his car

Discord coming soon... maybe eventually.

The series of life is apon us.

Golf sucks. We complained. And life is disappointing

HERE'S JOHNNY!!!

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I forgot to upload last weeks episode last week. So here's another for this week.

Avery damn near caught case all while being unconscious.

Trace gets woke and Avery discovers a new purpose in life.  Follow our socials @evolutionfailedus Follow our artist @yosarianhavoc

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Follow Averyism the most fashionable new cult coming to a cornfield near you.

You hear that? It's ambition calling. Follow our socials @evolutionfailedus Follow our artist @yosaruanhavoc

Crab people. Shells. Palm readings. Cleanliness. @evolutionfailedus @yosarianhavoc on Instagram

Coffee, tea, and congestion. Follow our socials @evolutionfailedus

We talk about how soft we are as marshmelllows. Follow our socials @evolutionfailedus Follow our Artist @yosarianhavoc

Another Thursday. Another Episode. Share this episode. DO all the thing to this episode. Follow our socials @evolutionfailedus Follow our artist @yosarianhavoc on Instagram

This is super late. Gaming content coming soon. Follow us @evolutionfailedus Follow our Artist @yosarianhavoc on Instagram

You gotta listen to you partner. Even if they are a giant spider crab. Follow our socials @evolutionfailedus Our artist is @yosarianhavoc on Instagram

The last few episodes have been super "woke". Are we starting to evolve beyond fart jokes and conspiracies' or is it just coincidence? Follow our socials @evolutionfailedus Follow our Artist @yosarianhavoc on Instagram

What happens when 8 million edits take to day trading? What happens when you're S.O. interrupts your podcast. A whole lot of shit. Follow our socials @evolutionfailedus Artist Instagram @yosarianhavoc

What does it take to become an internet gamer? More than what we've got thats for sure. Follow our socials @evolutionfailedus Follow our artist @yosarianhavoc on Instagram.

Given the chance to change at least one thing in your past to make your present better, what would you choose? Follow our socials @evolutionfailedus Follow our artist @yosariahavoc on Instagram

How do you make your decisions? How should you? Here's how Avery does. Avery fucked up, kinda. Follow our socials @evolutionfailedus everywhere Artwork @yosarianhavoc on Instagram

We made our list and checked it twice. We're naughty and nice people scare us Follow our Instagram and Tik Tok @evolutionfailedus artwork by @yosarianhavoc on Instagram

Candle Obsessions, F*** 2020, New Year resolutions are trash and the end is nigh. Follow our socials @evolutionfailedus everywhere artwork by @Yosarianhavoc on Instagram.

Why do we only care about the homeless around the holidays? Find out here. Follow our Instagram and Tik Tok @evolutionfailedus Artwork by @yosarianhavoc on Instagram

Can we time travel? It's for character development. Spotify wrapped isn't that interesting but I'm still gonna look. Tik Tok is on it's bullshit. Follow our Tik Tok and Instagram @evolutionfailedus artwork by @yosarianhavoc on Instagram

I got half Tik Tok famous over a weekend. We review thanksgiving and prep for the end of the world... I mean year. Follow our socials @evolutionfailedus artwork by @yosarianhavoc on Instagram

This week we complain about tik tok and giving teen alternate ways to express their anger. follow our Instagram and TikTok @evolutionfailedus artwork by @yosarionhavoc on Instagram

Ever had a demon suck your toes? Well call ours. 877-GHOSTSUCK for this limited time offer. Follow our socials @evolutionfailedus everywhere Artwork by @yosarianhavoc on Instagram

Gym horny is a different type of horny. And if you put up Christmas decorations before Thanksgiving you're a horrible person. Follow our Tik Tok and Instagram @evolutionfailedus Artwork by @Yosarianhavoc

We talk about the election before its done, Halloween was a bust. And we're gonna try new things. Follow our tik tok and Instagram @evolutionfailedus Art by @yosarianhavoc

We sat down. Had a talk. We came to the conclusion... Avery doesn't know how to spell fialed. Follow our Insta and TikTok @evolutionfailedus Artwork by @yosarianhavoc on Instagram

This week we have a list. Between Jayden Smith, weird roommates and crappy banks we go through everything we've missed. Check out all our socials @evolutionfailedus everywhere Check out Byrdwatch on Youtube Artwork by @yosarianhavoc on Instagram

On the way to the studio for this weeks recording Avery almost caught a charge. Trace tries to promote a new way of thinking. This is our most coherent and deeply conversed episode to date. Follow our Socials @evolutionfailedus everywhere you look. Artwork by @yosarianhavoc on Instagram

We literally talk about animals and movie theaters along with a few other things. Yeah follow our Instagram and TikTok @evolutionfailedus art by @yosarianhavoc

Remember the first time you ever vaped? Was it magical? or did you act like a little b****. Shaq might have the tallest family in America. Follow our socials @evolutionfailedus everywhere. Check out our YouTube channel The Future Arrives Productions Artwork by @yosarianhavoc on Instagram

Gator Gary strikes again in the Florida Everglades. Is any gator safe. Cartoons and controversy fuel our never ending horrendous humor, Meme culture is real culture, and sushi is prettier than most people. Follow our socials @evolutionfailedus Artwork by @yosarianhavoc on Instagram.

Trace drugs Avery to get pancakes and dairy queen. We discuss why old people are insane, and Avery takes a trip to the taffy puller. Make sure you follow our social @evolutionfailedus share this episode with your friends. Artwork by @yosarianhavoc on instagram.

Trace gambled the rights to the podcast away so we are now the "We Failed The Game of Life Podcast" Find our socials @evolutionfailedus artwork by @yosarianhavoc on Instagram

The boys talk about road trips and their lack of geographical knowledge. The 50 to 1 fight odds, and people named Lawrence. Follow our socials @evolutionfailedus everywhere Artwork by @yosarianhavoc on insta Subscribe to our YouTube channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCjibxI84XIVfrX7OhRjJY6w

Do pandas deserve to exist? Is PETA all that bad? This week we find out the real reason why Avery refuses to wear shoes like a normal human being. follow our socials @evolutionfailedus. Check out The Future Arrives Productions for occasional videos Go follow our artist @yosarianhavoc on insta.