Google, am I dying?

1 whole year of Google, am I dying? Who would have thought it! To mark the occasion, we explore what the everyman googled most over the last 12 months. We learned a lot: namely that the Brits BLADDY LOVE a slogan, Americans make great TV and we kinda figured out that being 'woke' is complicated. Biden won an election, Chloe's had a haircut, Rachel's moving house and country and baby Platypuses are too cute for words. It's been a wild 12 months. Thank you to all of you for tuning in. We love you x --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/googleamidying/support

This week Draco gives Chlo a scare whilst Rach uncovers the disturbing tale of "The confined woman of Poitiers". On a lighter note, we discover the online pubic lice industry and reflect on the numerous cases of (now) infamous so-called 'nanny-bangers'. Enjoy! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/googleamidying/support

Nothing's off-limits (but maybe it should be). We talk recurring nightmares, Zac Efron's facial reconstruction, Henry the 8th, and lost cities of Wales among other topics in another thrilling instalment of Google, Am I Dying? --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/googleamidying/support

It's a mixed bag this week. Rachel is still pining for different/better/shinier/bigger hair and eyebrows whilst Chloe ponders on the meaning behind her new-found obsession for Tom Holland. Most importantly however, will Chloe ever leave Westminster Abbey following an exciting and important invitation of the highest order? Lol jk she's getting her Covid vaccine... --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/googleamidying/support

It's Easter weekend and Chlo and Rach explore some sensitive topics including: fat-phobia, orgies, antique furniture and Satan. Grab your chocolate eggs and let's dive in! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/googleamidying/support

We talk viral videos, Harry Styles' relationship status and Rach has become part of the Secret cult. On a more serious note, we're reflective and impossibly angry this week in light of the Sarah Everard case and 'not all men' and in short - 'well it was focken one of yas!". Join us! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/googleamidying/support

We talk THE Oprah interview -  a welcome distraction in an otherwise anxiety-filled week number 987029714 of Covid 19. Rach turns 30 and wonders 'what is life?' and Chlo now owns adult bitcoin Kings of Leon Pokemon cards (wut). Importantly however, (and we cannot stress this enough) - we are totally not doctors. Hop on! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/googleamidying/support

It's week 18736482 of lockdown, Chloe has been trying to read tea leaves and learn Dutch, Rachel is up to her eyeballs in Tik Tok beauty hacks and first world problems... --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/googleamidying/support

And we're back! Season 2 kicks off with a lot of unintentional product placement as Chlo and Rach navigate their holiday googles and try to remember how a podcast works. Interested in selling or buying semi-precious rocks? Have a keen interest in Disney nostalgia? Haven't been keeping up with the Kardashians' divorce lawyers? This episode may be for you. (Terms & Conditions apply, not ATOL protected.) --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/googleamidying/support

Get ready for another EPIC season of of “Google, am I dying?” Where Chlo and Rach share their most interesting, absurd or embarrassing Google searches each week and try to win points with their explanations. New episodes every other Monday! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/googleamidying/support

21 episodes later and Season 1 is a wrap! Here's one last hoorah for 2020 where we discuss monoliths, the Great British vaccine, owls and their beautiful legs, Disney princess filters and the never ending struggle to love our own chins.  To everyone that listened to our ramblings so far  - thank you. It's been a blast. Merry Christmas and catch you on the other side! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/googleamidying/support

This week Chlo rides a sugar high and Rach has given up smoking as we discuss lingerie woes, Oxford vaccinations, mating rituals of the animal kingdom, and more in another fun-filled episode of Google, Am I Dying? --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/googleamidying/support

We've moved on from spooky season... Ladies and gentleman, welcome to cuffing season! Chloe's got a crush, Rach has started shaving her face, are chocolate milk laxative drinks a thing? And WHAT IS going on with America? Find out on this week's episode of Google, am I dying? --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/googleamidying/support

This week Rach and Chlo fight exhaustion to chat the new Borat film, mystical London locations, Moulin Rouge, sunning bum holes, and more! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/googleamidying/support

We're BACK. We had a week off where Rach finally got a job and Chloe's pooch Draco's new behavioural programme drove her into the ground but... we're back on a fortnightly basis! This week, we talk exorcisms and poltergeists (it's Spooky season after all) and reflect on our clubbing days and freeing our nipples. Come dive in! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/googleamidying/support

This episode Rach and Chlo ponder on some of the many feminist issues that mar our world. Shit cuts deep and Rach is once again heavily PMSing. Thankfully Chlo can always be relied on to provide some more light-hearted, educational, cultural and historical content. Let's dive in! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/googleamidying/support

Is London in for another lock down? Will Chlo get to Scotland for those 'best man' duties? Are those Prada boots really all that? Find out in this week's episode as well as Rach's one night only encounter with Craig David. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/googleamidying/support

Rach has had a few beers this week and you can tell. The chats get animated as we discuss the fruits of colonialism in museums, circumcision in men,  syncing menstrual cycles up with the moon, birthday twins and Chlo's threat of donning a mourning dress and summoning spirits. It's one helluva roller coaster this one! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/googleamidying/support

This week we try a video version of the podcast which will likely never see the light of day because of our own crippling insecurities. BUT, what we can do is bring you the audio! Episode 13 covers decaying bodies, dog behavioural problems as well as the origins of the bikini and Rachel's career in 'Reject P.E.'. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/googleamidying/support

'What is a Potato Dog?' I hear you ask... The words of the English language could never do them justice. As always, its a mixed batch of googles and Rach is steadily PMSing.  Thankfully, Chlo has her therapy head on to save the day! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/googleamidying/support

Yes it is what you're thinking. We're feeling empowered this week thanks to Cardi B's WAP and explore life's bigger issues like how to break in new Doc Martens and how to get to Scotland when the train network won't let you. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/googleamidying/support

Is Rach regressing? Is Chlo okay?! We're asking all the heavyweight questions as we reach episode 10 of "Google, am I dying?" and realise that 2020 really is one big f***ing wobble. Buckle up! (And maybe send help...) --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/googleamidying/support

Things get a little uncouth in this week's google history dive as we find ourselves perpetually oversharing... Curry tummies, crummy bras, and find out exactly what burns our bits in episode 9 of "Google, am I dying?". --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/googleamidying/support

We contemplate what potentially incriminating content may be lying around our clouds and Chlo tells us of her unwanted guests from the other side in this unsettling edition of "Google, am I dying?". --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/googleamidying/support

Counterbalancing your grey hairs with getting back into skateboarding... We have it all figured out this week as we talk moving away, wedding attire and witch curses. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/googleamidying/support

...sounds amazing right? This week we talk DD club (see above), school uniforms, fake pregnancies and more in a late night delirious edition of Google, am I dying? --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/googleamidying/support

We talk judge-y delivery guys, 5 year plans, that Boris Becker broom-closet romp and changing zodiac signs in this week's episode. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/googleamidying/support

Pasta, dress-codes, Britney Spears, organised crime and My Super Sweet Sixteen are among the topics discussed this week from Rachel and Chloe's COVID-19 bunkers. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/googleamidying/support

All roads lead to Wales (and Scotland, and dogs, ad campaigns, and raves) in this week's search histories. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/googleamidying/support

This week we stumbled upon body-positivity and puberty in our searches which include: body hair, bras, toilets, plastic surgery, and the brain. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/googleamidying/support

This week your hosts muse on tattoos, puppies, cigarettes, Mr. Bean, and the rationale of menstruation. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/googleamidying/support