Hold My Beer

The gang gather this week to discuss how famous bands got their names, the gathering of your dreams, and how a wrestler has become a wizard!

The gang got together on Father's day this week as Yams goes over what it's like having a Father, finally. Also, Danny found a website that generates rap lyrics based off of key phrases that the gang type in.

Join a "Fat" of podcasters this week as they discuss mythical creatures, bad parents, and call the scariest phone numbers in the United States!

The gang get rocked early on by learning about the death of Jon Bonjovi and then get rocked again when the realize the Jon Bonjovi is, in fact, alive and well. Throw in Tom Cruise rumors, Faces of Death, and Ernest, and you've got this week's episode of HMB!

This week the gang come in hot, slightly discussing current juggalo drama, some of the worst energy drinks ever made, and how easy it would be to take advantage of Toon.

The gang swap out American Gladiators for people from the bible, discuss how people from the Power Team possibly spend their free time, and a haunted doll!

Gracious Host messed up this weak and deleted what the gang recorded. So, to look forward to a future episode, let's first look back to see how HMB handles commentary on their own show.

It's a packed house this week on HMB! Nick and Joey join the gang to discuss Vince Gill, Weird Al, creating a Lobster god, dating applications, and so much more!

B-rad returns this week with old timey news articles about crazy animals, Danny can't finish a story, and Chris and Toon describe the plot to Home Alone 2!

The gang hypothetically smoked a strain called flow this week before recording. This leads the gang to start at the end of the story, forget the middle, and pick sexual acts over personal experience.

Need a dude to do dude things? Hire the HMB gang! They can yell you through almost any situation!

B-Rad returns this week as the gang talk about the Alien franchise, the oddest flavors of beer, a criminal flamingo, and when you should or shouldn't wear pants!

Nick makes his return this week as the gang discuss a lady that is secretly feeding her boyfriend her menstrual blood, that leads to that gangs own experiences tampering with other people's food and so much more!

The gang sat down at got hypothetically high right before recording this week's episode. What follows is the deconstruction of mythical creatures, Chris finding out one of his childhood memories was a lie, a suicide via twenty stab wounds, and Yams getting to know his new family.

The HMB gang shoot from the hip this week as they discuss the way they would go out on death row, grocery shopping, and George Thurgood!

March 13th marked the sixth anniversary of Hold My Beer! To celebrate, the gang try Cherry Bomb and Snoop Dogg's wine, yell at Yams, mourn the loss of Scott Hall, and discuss how Danny failed at buying gifts for everyone.

This week the HMB gang come in hot this week as Toon digitally terrorized a place that helped him, Danny mourns a fake death, there was a fishing trip to the pet cemetery, and Daddy Watch comes to an end!

This week on Hold My Beer the gang discuss who they would live forever with, Girl Scout cookies, a man getting an escort, and Chris finding a man laying in the middle of the road.

The gang kick around their Super Bowl experiences, talk bottled water, My Little Pony, and offensive t-shirts. Then they take a deep dive into the Juggalo scene they all loved when they were younger and what it looks like today. Lastly, Danny yells about grunge music!

Fat Joey returns this week as Danny talks sexy statues, Toon is in a mood, Chris is from Boston, and Yams discovers a very interesting family member!

Chris is concerned because he forgot what sour cream was, Toon brought more odd snacks from around the world to try, and Yams ends an argument with Danny about Steven Segal.

Toon finally returns home from Las Vegas, but he didn't come alone, he brought disgusting snacks back with him! Throw in a hitman killed by an older woman, beer bread, and more seaman than any one should talk about, and you've got this weeks episode of H.M.B.

This week the gang find out that a topic they've been joking about for months might now be too far off from the real world!

Yams gives the crew some big news in a confusing manner, Toon talks about Drake's condom, and the gang go over super naturl beliefs.

Toon is back for a week so the gang have a great time talking about sports, a serial killer that stashes dead bodies in shopping carts, a party plane, and Yams' lineage.

Happy New Year from HMB! Toon is worried about his friends back home, Chris is going to sneak in to Heaven, and Yams played the tuba because a fox told him to.

Kick back with your Gracious host this week as he plays you some of his favorite moments from the last year or so from Hold My Beer. What would the gang do to protect their property? How would they run a zoo? Can you sink love? Find out all over again on this weeks episode of HMB!

The gang got together to celebrate the holidays this year as Chris got a great gift from his stepson, Danny has Christmas trivia, and they discover very odd holiday movies. Most importantly, the gang discover that the monkeys have started a war!

B-Rad returns this week as the gang talk about a person getting crushed by a car, jelly beans, ghost vehicles, and confuse a train for a human centipede.

While Toon is still stuck in Las Vegas, the gang might as well have some fun with it and discuss some of the oddest things people have seen while visiting Sin City. Also, Fat Joey joins the podcast this week to talk about morgues and try a gross beer!

Toon is finally able to call in this week and shed a little light on the Las Vegas life. The gang discuss a man being smothered to death by a vagina, try a disgusting beer, and discover that a woman shot herself while filming for Onlyfans.

The gang tried to go all out for the 300th episode but, in true HMB fashion, everything went wrong. That didn't stop them from having fun by playing a new game, doing two beer reviews, and absolutely spoiling Ghostbusters: Afterlife.

A lady urinated in a man's mouth live on stage, Chris invents gross karate, kids are destroying schools on Tik Tok, and Danny doesn't know the most basic things about mechanics.

Grab a blanket and cuddle up with a complete stranger to truly enjoy this episode of Hold My Beer! The gang discuss an odd tattoo shop experience, country music, the Cuddlist, and so much more!

Toon may still be stranded in Las Vegas, but that doesn't mean he can't join the rest of the HMB gang to discuss his surroundings, a possibly fake news story about a man drowning in a vagina, and male breast feeding. Also, you can listen to Toon watch the rest of us try a terrible beer that he bought. Enjoy.

Michael joins the group this week as the gang gang discuss their Halloween, Captain Cannabis, a sad trunk r' treat, Chris misses Toon, and the beer that Michael bought in Texas.

Danny, Chris, and Yams celebrate one of their favorite holidays as only they would. The episode starts with a spider crawling up a penis, moves to Chris discussing some odd activities that went down at his house, and Yams talks about one gross cult! Enjoy, and Happy HMB Halloween!

Toon is off on his honey moon this week so Fat Joey takes his place to discuss the wedding, the fingering, drunk Yams, and a drunk man running over twenty miles in nothing but jeans and cowboy boots!

Toon is getting married this week and the rest of the gang joined him for his bachelor party! Their adventure led them to Terror Town, Cheeks Gentlemen's Club, Waffle House, and the DMV! Throw in one of the oddest beers they've reviewed yet, and you get one explosive episode of Hold My Beer.

Yams and Toon are back in to Diablo, Danny's wife ate a special cookie, and the gang discuss government mercy killings.

The gang kick around a few morose topics this week including a A.I. generated obituary, a teeth covered type writer, Ohio, and funeral music. Also, a man used a "Clone-A-Willie" kit to call out his significant other!

This week, the Devil's lettuce made it so Danny can't read and Yams can't talk. Also, the gang talk swimming, a haunted phone, and how Toon has been secretly turning HMB into Pass That.

Danny found fairly awful jokes online, Toon loves the Jurassic World movies, Yams talks graboids, and so much more this week on HMB!

Yams and Chris had quit the experience at a mud park and Danny's dog is determined to ruin every thing!

The gang talk smoking, a bank robbery, and how messed up Harry Potter can get.

A hypothetically high Danny tackles the beer review, three of the gang attended Astronomicon 4, and a villain becomes a hero.

The HMB gang attribute powers to real life super heroes, discuss a man giving a child a tattoo inside a McDonald's, and a party that involved ball gagging a boar or two.

Yams ruins Danny's fun to start off this episode. Toon then informs the HMB crew that some one they all went to high school with also has a podcast, and then Chris crushes it in a game!

The HMB gang go through some of the more odd make a wish requests, talk about a haunted bucket found in Ed Geins house, and a very terrifying caterpillar.

The heat made the HMB gang move from the boner garage to Danny's kitchen. Yams brings up a story already told, a statue gets called a witch, and a new segment is introduced.

The gang go over a few disturbing Facebook posts, a Florida man starts fishing with crack, and Udder Sucker picks what animals he think can best combat a monkey invasion.