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Hillhaven Motorsports Presents the 'Hold My Beer' Podcast! Listen to everyday people discuss everything racing, from iRacing to NASCAR!

Brayden Hill


    • Jun 29, 2022 LATEST EPISODE
    • weekly NEW EPISODES
    • 1h 8m AVG DURATION
    • 185 EPISODES


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    Latest episodes from Hold My Beer

    330: Hold My Wizard

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 29, 2022 77:57


    The gang gather this week to discuss how famous bands got their names, the gathering of your dreams, and how a wrestler has become a wizard!

    329: Hold My Song

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 22, 2022 59:02


    The gang got together on Father's day this week as Yams goes over what it's like having a Father, finally. Also, Danny found a website that generates rap lyrics based off of key phrases that the gang type in.

    328: Hold My Death Curse

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 15, 2022 70:21


    Join a "Fat" of podcasters this week as they discuss mythical creatures, bad parents, and call the scariest phone numbers in the United States!

    327: Hold My Fish Condom

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 8, 2022 62:17


    The gang get rocked early on by learning about the death of Jon Bonjovi and then get rocked again when the realize the Jon Bonjovi is, in fact, alive and well. Throw in Tom Cruise rumors, Faces of Death, and Ernest, and you've got this week's episode of HMB!

    326: Hold My Basement Buffet

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 1, 2022 68:53


    This week the gang come in hot, slightly discussing current juggalo drama, some of the worst energy drinks ever made, and how easy it would be to take advantage of Toon.

    325: Hold My Lazer

    Play Episode Listen Later May 25, 2022


    The gang swap out American Gladiators for people from the bible, discuss how people from the Power Team possibly spend their free time, and a haunted doll!

    324.5: Hold My Commentary (Revisited)

    Play Episode Listen Later May 18, 2022 116:08


    Gracious Host messed up this weak and deleted what the gang recorded. So, to look forward to a future episode, let's first look back to see how HMB handles commentary on their own show.

    324: Hold My Mountain (In Da Forest)

    Play Episode Listen Later May 11, 2022 68:43


    It's a packed house this week on HMB! Nick and Joey join the gang to discuss Vince Gill, Weird Al, creating a Lobster god, dating applications, and so much more!

    323: Pass That Bitten Turtle

    Play Episode Listen Later May 4, 2022 70:20


    B-rad returns this week with old timey news articles about crazy animals, Danny can't finish a story, and Chris and Toon describe the plot to Home Alone 2!

    322: Hold My Astronomicon 5 (God President)

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 27, 2022 80:47


    The gang hypothetically smoked a strain called flow this week before recording. This leads the gang to start at the end of the story, forget the middle, and pick sexual acts over personal experience.

    321: Hold My Prostidudes

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 20, 2022 67:45


    Need a dude to do dude things? Hire the HMB gang! They can yell you through almost any situation!

    320: Hold My Ball Beer

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 13, 2022 71:53


    B-Rad returns this week as the gang talk about the Alien franchise, the oddest flavors of beer, a criminal flamingo, and when you should or shouldn't wear pants!

    319: Hold My Gross Vampire

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 6, 2022 85:35


    Nick makes his return this week as the gang discuss a lady that is secretly feeding her boyfriend her menstrual blood, that leads to that gangs own experiences tampering with other people's food and so much more!

    318: Hold My Pass That

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 29, 2022 71:00


    The gang sat down at got hypothetically high right before recording this week's episode. What follows is the deconstruction of mythical creatures, Chris finding out one of his childhood memories was a lie, a suicide via twenty stab wounds, and Yams getting to know his new family.

    317: Hold My Wipe

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 23, 2022 61:28


    The HMB gang shoot from the hip this week as they discuss the way they would go out on death row, grocery shopping, and George Thurgood!

    3:16: Hold My Sixth (Wolf Kiss Anniversary)

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 16, 2022 67:26


    March 13th marked the sixth anniversary of Hold My Beer! To celebrate, the gang try Cherry Bomb and Snoop Dogg's wine, yell at Yams, mourn the loss of Scott Hall, and discuss how Danny failed at buying gifts for everyone.

    315: Hold My Whopper Plopper

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 9, 2022 83:04


    This week the HMB gang come in hot this week as Toon digitally terrorized a place that helped him, Danny mourns a fake death, there was a fishing trip to the pet cemetery, and Daddy Watch comes to an end!

    314: Hold My Real American Hero

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 2, 2022 60:58


    This week on Hold My Beer the gang discuss who they would live forever with, Girl Scout cookies, a man getting an escort, and Chris finding a man laying in the middle of the road.

    313: Hold My Scene

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 23, 2022 64:47


    The gang kick around their Super Bowl experiences, talk bottled water, My Little Pony, and offensive t-shirts. Then they take a deep dive into the Juggalo scene they all loved when they were younger and what it looks like today. Lastly, Danny yells about grunge music!

    312: Hold My Crazy Uncle Bob

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 16, 2022 64:40


    Fat Joey returns this week as Danny talks sexy statues, Toon is in a mood, Chris is from Boston, and Yams discovers a very interesting family member!

    311: Hold My Sour Cream (Under Siege)

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 9, 2022 61:06


    Chris is concerned because he forgot what sour cream was, Toon brought more odd snacks from around the world to try, and Yams ends an argument with Danny about Steven Segal.

    310: Hold My Barf Bag

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 2, 2022 61:08


    Toon finally returns home from Las Vegas, but he didn't come alone, he brought disgusting snacks back with him! Throw in a hitman killed by an older woman, beer bread, and more seaman than any one should talk about, and you've got this weeks episode of H.M.B.

    309: Hold My Lab Monkeys

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 26, 2022 47:12


    This week the gang find out that a topic they've been joking about for months might now be too far off from the real world!

    308: Hold My Goth Grandpa

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 18, 2022 60:13


    Yams gives the crew some big news in a confusing manner, Toon talks about Drake's condom, and the gang go over super naturl beliefs.

    307: Hold My Lineage

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 11, 2022 66:09


    Toon is back for a week so the gang have a great time talking about sports, a serial killer that stashes dead bodies in shopping carts, a party plane, and Yams' lineage.

    306: Hold My Fox

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 5, 2022 58:51


    Happy New Year from HMB! Toon is worried about his friends back home, Chris is going to sneak in to Heaven, and Yams played the tuba because a fox told him to.

    305: Hold My Best of 2021

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 28, 2021 71:13


    Kick back with your Gracious host this week as he plays you some of his favorite moments from the last year or so from Hold My Beer. What would the gang do to protect their property? How would they run a zoo? Can you sink love? Find out all over again on this weeks episode of HMB!

    304: A Boozie Coozie Christmas 6

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 22, 2021 67:09


    The gang got together to celebrate the holidays this year as Chris got a great gift from his stepson, Danny has Christmas trivia, and they discover very odd holiday movies. Most importantly, the gang discover that the monkeys have started a war!

    303: Hold My Reincarnation

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 15, 2021 67:28


    B-Rad returns this week as the gang talk about a person getting crushed by a car, jelly beans, ghost vehicles, and confuse a train for a human centipede.

    302: Hold My Tweaker's Popcorn

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 8, 2021 64:57


    While Toon is still stuck in Las Vegas, the gang might as well have some fun with it and discuss some of the oddest things people have seen while visiting Sin City. Also, Fat Joey joins the podcast this week to talk about morgues and try a gross beer!

    301: Hold My Las Vegas

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 2, 2021 52:06


    Toon is finally able to call in this week and shed a little light on the Las Vegas life. The gang discuss a man being smothered to death by a vagina, try a disgusting beer, and discover that a woman shot herself while filming for Onlyfans.

    300: Happy Yamsgiving 5 (God Needs Another Baby)

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 24, 2021 65:38


    The gang tried to go all out for the 300th episode but, in true HMB fashion, everything went wrong. That didn't stop them from having fun by playing a new game, doing two beer reviews, and absolutely spoiling Ghostbusters: Afterlife.

    299: Hold My Cumfu

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 17, 2021 66:32


    A lady urinated in a man's mouth live on stage, Chris invents gross karate, kids are destroying schools on Tik Tok, and Danny doesn't know the most basic things about mechanics.

    298: Hold My Cuddles (Butter My Biscuit)

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 10, 2021 73:30


    Grab a blanket and cuddle up with a complete stranger to truly enjoy this episode of Hold My Beer! The gang discuss an odd tattoo shop experience, country music, the Cuddlist, and so much more!

    301: Hold My Las Vegas

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 3, 2021 52:06


    Toon may still be stranded in Las Vegas, but that doesn't mean he can't join the rest of the HMB gang to discuss his surroundings, a possibly fake news story about a man drowning in a vagina, and male breast feeding. Also, you can listen to Toon watch the rest of us try a terrible beer that he bought. Enjoy.

    297: Whold My Beer (Can of Bus)

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 2, 2021 58:43


    Michael joins the group this week as the gang gang discuss their Halloween, Captain Cannabis, a sad trunk r' treat, Chris misses Toon, and the beer that Michael bought in Texas.

    296: Hold My Horror 6

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 27, 2021 74:31


    Danny, Chris, and Yams celebrate one of their favorite holidays as only they would. The episode starts with a spider crawling up a penis, moves to Chris discussing some odd activities that went down at his house, and Yams talks about one gross cult! Enjoy, and Happy HMB Halloween!

    295: Hold My Cowboy Boots

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 20, 2021 75:08


    Toon is off on his honey moon this week so Fat Joey takes his place to discuss the wedding, the fingering, drunk Yams, and a drunk man running over twenty miles in nothing but jeans and cowboy boots!

    294: Hold My Bachelor Party (Suck Inside Me)

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 13, 2021 75:58


    Toon is getting married this week and the rest of the gang joined him for his bachelor party! Their adventure led them to Terror Town, Cheeks Gentlemen's Club, Waffle House, and the DMV! Throw in one of the oddest beers they've reviewed yet, and you get one explosive episode of Hold My Beer.

    293: Hold My Goat

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 6, 2021 53:45


    Yams and Toon are back in to Diablo, Danny's wife ate a special cookie, and the gang discuss government mercy killings.

    292: Hold My Coffin Syrup

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 29, 2021 47:51


    The gang kick around a few morose topics this week including a A.I. generated obituary, a teeth covered type writer, Ohio, and funeral music. Also, a man used a "Clone-A-Willie" kit to call out his significant other!

    291: Hold My Sid (F@#k Me Already)

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 22, 2021 59:36


    This week, the Devil's lettuce made it so Danny can't read and Yams can't talk. Also, the gang talk swimming, a haunted phone, and how Toon has been secretly turning HMB into Pass That.

    290: Hold My Jurassic World (Just the Dudes)

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 15, 2021 52:36


    Danny found fairly awful jokes online, Toon loves the Jurassic World movies, Yams talks graboids, and so much more this week on HMB!

    289: Hold My Mud

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 8, 2021 59:09


    Yams and Chris had quit the experience at a mud park and Danny's dog is determined to ruin every thing!

    288: Hold My Potter

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 1, 2021 51:58


    The gang talk smoking, a bank robbery, and how messed up Harry Potter can get.

    287: Hold My One

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 25, 2021 71:48


    A hypothetically high Danny tackles the beer review, three of the gang attended Astronomicon 4, and a villain becomes a hero.

    286: Hold My Mr. Extreme

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 18, 2021 57:17


    The HMB gang attribute powers to real life super heroes, discuss a man giving a child a tattoo inside a McDonald's, and a party that involved ball gagging a boar or two.

    285: Hold My Shot At Shane

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 11, 2021 61:08


    Yams ruins Danny's fun to start off this episode. Toon then informs the HMB crew that some one they all went to high school with also has a podcast, and then Chris crushes it in a game!

    284: Hold My Instant Potato

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 4, 2021 61:13


    The HMB gang go through some of the more odd make a wish requests, talk about a haunted bucket found in Ed Geins house, and a very terrifying caterpillar.

    283: Hold My Devil Toaster

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 28, 2021 49:13


    The heat made the HMB gang move from the boner garage to Danny's kitchen. Yams brings up a story already told, a statue gets called a witch, and a new segment is introduced.

    282: Hold My Wendigo

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 21, 2021 78:27


    The gang go over a few disturbing Facebook posts, a Florida man starts fishing with crack, and Udder Sucker picks what animals he think can best combat a monkey invasion.

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