Two best friends tellings stories of literally anything.
When will these bitches stop chatting?
Eavesdrop the conversation as these two loud bitches talk about their lives so far. Listener Discretion is not advised. Look I don't want us to get caught. So listen wisely.
TW: Bullying, abuse, suicidal thoughts Listener Discretion is Advised.
Grab your pumpkin favorite lattes and scones or whatever pumpkin flavor shit y'all enjoy, and listen as Jane and April reminisce their highs and lows of Fall in in their past and present. This story is brought to you by Baby Powder. You who are if you get the reference. Enjoy
Track One: Previously Track Two: In Today's Episode Track Three: Song for Every Mood Track Four: Enjoy
Ummmmmm…… Enjoy?! Viewer Discretion is Advised. Trigger Warning: Drug Abuse, Drug Overdose, Death, Fatphobia.
Listener Discretion is Advised TW: Incest, Religion trauma, Sexual Assault
Listener Discretion is Advised TW: Sexual Abuse
Umm……. Enjoy the pussy (cats).
Oh my gosh these bitches are officially back
Awww it's nice and peaceful without Jane and April. Wait a damn minute. Oh fuck they're back and annoying as ever. ***Breath*** (Smiley Face) Jane and April are Back bitches!!!! So grab a plate and enjoy. Listener Discretion is Advised.
Listener Discretion is Advised. It is Jane and April last episode for now. So grab and plate and enjoy!!!
On this chilly night, Jane and April have a brutally honest conversation that includes love, sexuality, spirituality, and so much more. Listener Discretion is advised. TW: Religious Trauma, Racial Discrimination
Jane and April are snow in. While they are snow in, they reflect their snow childhood memories and Leonardo DiCaprio. They also reminisce their days in community college. They also reflect brutally on what it's like to be at a four year university. Grab a cup of hot coco and enjoy this episode.
Jane and April are back and nagging as ever like omg shut the ... ok this is Love day I gotten calm down. They shares their Valentine stories. They also shared their perspective of V-Day. Hopefully Cupid can shoot them in heart so I won't hear them yap again and I'm not talking about them finding love. Anyway enjoy this lovely episode.
*Listener Discretion is advised* On this very smelly episode, Jane and April air out their grievances of school and the Covid-19. They also released some wisdom on how to make the most of this shit. This includes fucking the rain as Jane said. What the fuck? Anyway enjoy this episode.
A time in love and heartbreak. A time of moving on. A time to take care.
Hm i wonder what we will have? I guess I'll have leftovers which are school lunch memories that Jane and April had cooked. Wait before I dig in I gotta read the nutrition label they've left me in the fridge. “Listener Discretion Advised.”
Do not show me another damn Lexus commercial !!
Listeners' Discretion is advised
Look audience, everytime Jane and April speaks my patience rings very thin. Just kidding..... On this very wonderful episode, wonderful Jane and April will talk about this wonderful movie and talk about too much history instead of the damn movie. Anyway grab a plate and enjoy this wonderful episode.
Tis the season to be chatty , la. la. la. la. la la la la la
Jane and April just talk about stuff. They went from holidays to cartoons. They went from cartoons to sitcoms. They went from sitcoms to social issues. They somehow connected all of it in a way even though they are just talking gibberish.
In this very confusing and informative episode, Jane and April talk about their misunderstanding experiences and explain how it impact their lives. They also talk about the misunderstanding of society and the negative impact. So come as you are and be educated!!
It's a time to be thankful. I'm thankful for all of you guys!!! Jane and April divulge in their Thanksgiving traditions and memories. Also, Jane give an unnecessary rant about key
Boo I am spooky!!! Okay okay Jane and April are back raised from the dead. They are hear to haunted your ears with spooooky memories of their Halloween traditions. So beware if you dare my sweet listeners!!! *Cue Scary Laugh*
Love is in the air for Jane and April as they discuss relationships and sex. So light some candles and put on something sexy. Oh sorry that's weird.
In this very fire up episode as of April's hair, she'll explain later, Jane and April talk about cancel culture and public shaming through social media.
They are back to work!!!! See what I did there?! Great to be back now i'm hungry! Listen Appetit!!
On this very reflecting episode, Jane and April go back in time. They shared their most embarrassing and most awkward moments in their past lives. Also, Jane made a moving tribute to her dearest friend . Also, she called out Shawn Mendes.
School is back in session for Jane and April!!! Both them educated the listeners about dumb school hack that students pranks among teachers. Bash Dollar Tree for no reason whatsoever. Come on girls it's the cheapest store in the world! I can't stand them sometimes
Jane and April discuss self care and uses the 5 senses to describe what relaxes them. Also, they share the joys of food. Boy, this episode has all the feels!
Step right up for an all you can laugh buffet!!! Man I am on fire!!
Grab your box of junk and move out and in with Jane and April. Both them will talked about their experiences moving out and into their new home. They will also share the perks and realities on having roommates . This will a moving episode!! See what I did there
Well well well.... Guess who back, back again ! Jane and April are back with another explosive but gentle episode. In this episode , they gave hacks on how to celebrate Independence Day safe including easy treats, Zoom parties, and so much more!! Also, they explain their experiences with Covid 19 and summer fun, weird sentence but okay. Plus in the end, they reveal their true identity well one of them. Isn't this a explosive episode or what?
Meet Jane and April! Two best friends who talked about literally anything! In this episode they talked about how they met, their favorite things, youth potion. Don't know anything about that. Well.... wait till you listen in. So grab a plate and enjoy all the meat and potatoes or the veggies for all the vegans listening out there or dieter wait is that a thing?Anyway go on and listen!!