Kicking it with Kris and Karlos

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We are Black, gay, married and funny as f**k! This podcast keeps it real and is not politically correct! We go over current topics and have several segments including "The Caucasity" and the "Niggatry of Niggadom". Join us twice a week and make sure you follow us on Instagram @KrisandKarlos

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    • Sep 15, 2022 LATEST EPISODE
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    • 131 EPISODES

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    #129 "Aunties and Guncles"

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 15, 2022 87:19


    We back #klan, and we are joined by our Aunties including those from "Aunties and Guncle" Podcast. Come laugh, sip, and kick it with us as Karlos gives the spoken word, we go over Monkeypox and talk about the yts doing yt things. Kris also delivers his monologue from his favorite movie...Precious. As always, be sure to leave us a 5-Star Rating and Review.

    #128 "Botched Goods"

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 21, 2022 93:48


    In this episode, we talk Ryan Cooglar, Tyler Perry and find out who got Karlos Phucked up!As always please be sure to leave us a 5 Star Review and Comment. Website: https://karlosdillard.com/Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/krisandkarlos/Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/krisandkarlosSpotify:https://open.spotify.com/show/2R37KJT79nft589QagBRkr

    #127 " The lady in the window who couldn't mind her business"

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 7, 2022 87:10


    In this episode, we talk about alot, just relax and get ready to laugh! As always please be sure to leave us a 5 Star Review and Comment. Website: https://karlosdillard.com/Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/krisandkarlos/Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/krisandkarlosSpotify:https://open.spotify.com/show/2R37KJT79nft589QagBRkr

    Melanated with Kris and Karlos

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 23, 2021 102:30


    Hey Yall! This week we have a treat for you! We have a Dillard Media Podcast crossover and we are joined by the host of Melanated in Seattle! We drink and talk our shit and get some healing in there too... BECAUSE WE WANTED TO!As always please be sure to leave us a 5 Star Review and Comment. Website: https://karlosdillard.com/Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/krisandkarlos/Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/krisandkarlosSpotify:https://open.spotify.com/show/2R37KJT79nft589QagBRkr

    #126 "Candyman, Candyman"

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 11, 2021 81:58


    In this episode, we talk about Candyman. As always please be sure to leave us a 5 Star Review and Comment. Website: https://karlosdillard.com/Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/krisandkarlos/Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/krisandkarlosSpotify:https://open.spotify.com/show/2R37KJT79nft589QagBRkr

    #125 "Together But Separated"

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 27, 2021 142:51


    Hey, Klan WE BACK! But things are not the same. Come kick it with us as we discuss our separation and the future of our marriage. Don't worry it's not sappy it's FUNNY AF!As always please be sure to leave us a 5 Star Review and Comment. Website: https://karlosdillard.com/Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/krisandkarlos/Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/krisandkarlosSpotify:https://open.spotify.com/show/2R37KJT79nft589QagBRkr

    Our Black Love Matters Ft Black Love Matters.

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 8, 2021 108:20


    Whew hey klan! Long time no listen! If you didn't know back in May we both decided to take a break on our marriage and work on oursleves. But before we did that we did a podcast with one of the inspirations for our show Black Love Matters! Please take listen and be sure to stay tuned in to see if kris and I work it out!

    Introducing: Wards of the State Podcast

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 9, 2021 1:04


    Karlos Dillard, Author, Speaker, and Lived Experience Foster Care Advocate host this illuminative show about the truth of the foster care system. Joined weekly by former foster youth, Karlos and his guest will shine a light on what it really is like being in the foster system. Karlos has a background in entertainment and production, so expect this show to be real, eyeopening, and sometimes funny. If you are a former foster youth and would like to share your experience with the foster system please email me karlos.r.dillard@gmail.comFull video interviews available on my Patreon https://www.patreon.com/user?u=45714095

    #124 "A Hit Dog Gone Holler"

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 12, 2021 81:20


    In this episode, we are joined by our good sis Jess who drops some much-needed wisdom. We talk about the movie "I Care A Lot," some white girl sings "Yeah" by Usher and we realize that we cannot be reporters. Oh yeah, some lady robs a bank in a motorized scooter. As always please be sure to leave us a 5 Star Review and Comment. Jess IG: https://www.instagram.com/msjrfoxx/?hl=enWebsite: https://karlosdillard.com/Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/krisandkarlos/Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/krisandkarlosSpotify:https://open.spotify.com/show/2R37KJT79nft589QagBRkrChris Meija Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/tophermejia/?hl=en

    Kicking it with Kris and Karlos 2019 Live Show

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 2, 2021 87:16


    Y'all ready to get wild with us? This is from our Kicking It With Kris and Karlos 2019 Live Show and let's just say we had a blast. We had a comedy show at the beginning put on by the talented, Chris Mejia. If you missed the show, don't worry we got you. We are working on our next live show so be on the lookout for that!As always please be sure to leave us a 5 Star Review and Comment. Website: https://karlosdillard.com/Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/krisandkarlos/Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/krisandkarlosSpotify:https://open.spotify.com/show/2R37KJT79nft589QagBRkrChris Meija Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/tophermejia/?hl=en

    #123 "Bad A$$ Kids"

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 5, 2021 74:59


    In this episode, we delve into cyberbullying and why it needs to stop. Expose some bad as kids, some caucasian is impersonating President Obama and a Karen lost her mind while shopping.As always please be sure to leave us a 5 Star Review and Comment. Website: https://karlosdillard.com/Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/krisandkarlos/Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/krisandkarlosSpotify:https://open.spotify.com/show/2R37KJT79nft589QagBRkr

    #122 "34 + 35 = U & Me"

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 18, 2021 71:33


    Klan this episode we give you the Word of the Week by Helen Keller, a lady in a bikini had a slow speed chase, France is mad at the lesbians, and we have a gas station hero. Whew. Website: https://karlosdillard.com/Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/krisandkarlos/Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/krisandkarlosSpotify:https://open.spotify.com/show/2R37KJT79nft589QagBRkr

    #121 "Snow Roach"

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 11, 2021 107:55


    Somebody come get their kids off Tiktok!. In this episode, we talk about how kids are out of control online. We play a message that was sent to us. Website: https://karlosdillard.com/Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/krisandkarlos/Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/krisandkarlosSpotify:https://open.spotify.com/show/2R37KJT79nft589QagBRkr

    #120 "1000 To 1 Reasons Why"

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 25, 2021 118:22


    Whew, #klan this episode got it. In this episode, we talk about the removal of controversial statues and why we see it as an attempt by yt people to erase what happened in our history. We also say F**k them kids and to free our good sis. We also pose the question "Is Social Media messing up the youth?"As always, please be sure to leave us a 5-Star Review and Comment

    #119 "Im Pressing Charges"

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 17, 2021 100:52


    Whew, excuse us #klan, this episode we were pretty lit and had a blast doing this episode. We talked about a father-son duo, our Christmas, we watched "The Owners," and learned jealousy is a hell of a drug.As always, please be sure to leave us a 5-Star Review and Comment

    #118 "Thats Suspicious"

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 3, 2021 60:33


    Whew #klan, this episode was messy boots. Somebody challenged rolling ray to a walk challenge, an anti-gay pastor was arrested doing gay activities, and we watched 'The Lie."As always, please be sure to leave us a 5-Star Review and Comment

    #117 "Not The Gang Bang"

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 17, 2020 88:49


    In this episode, we are joined by our friend "Marcell" and we discuss the space-time continuum, the movie "The Call" and a gang bang. We also pay our respects to Natalie Desselle from "B.A.P.S"As always, please be sure to leave us a 5-Star Review and Comment

    #116 "You're a Dummy Bi*ch"

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 5, 2020 130:54


    This episode we are joined by Besa - #BesaAtNight from @kube933 and discuss what she feels her purpose is in her work. The Lesbian Mafia is not behind the sacking of a football coach, a black man committed insurance fraud, and we discuss Precious. Besa: https://www.instagram.com/naybesa/?hl=en As always, please be sure to leave us a 5-Star Review and Comment

    #115 "Mary Was A Hoe"

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 1, 2020 95:22


    In this episode, we are joined by the newest member of Dillard Media, AhnyaSmokes, host of Black Girl Seeking Podcast. Candace Owens is talking shit again, Barack Obama released his memoir, and the Proud Boys said they are tired of hiding their racism.As always, please be sure to leave us a 5-Star Review and Comment

    #114 "Candy Joe Web"

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 24, 2020 63:54


    #klan We did it! We got a new President yall! Black Swan killed her man, a girl snuck on a flight to go see Jay-Z, and a yt girl didn't like her Pawpaw. As always, please be sure to leave us a 5-Star Review and Comment

    #113 "Lesbian Penguins"

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 18, 2020 63:44


    Whew chile this was an episode! Trump twitter got hacked, a cop performs an exorcism, we watched "His House" and gave you spoken word by JT Angelou. Website: https://karlosdillard.com/Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/krisandkarlos/Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/krisandkarlosSpotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2R37KJT79nft589QagBRkr

    #105 "Interview With Jeff Pt. 2"

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 22, 2020 90:03


    Whew! Last episode was a long one. This episode we wrap up our interview with Jeff and get down to the nitty gritty of the Cannabis Industry. If you haven't already, please leave us a 5-Star Review and Comment and we will love you forever!Website: https://karlosdillard.com/Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/krisandkarlos/Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/krisandkarlosSpotify:https://open.spotify.com/show/2R37KJT79nft589QagBRkr

    #105 "Interview With Jeff, Pt 1"

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 19, 2020 149:05


    Klan, this episode is going to be broken up into two parts. We were joined by our friend Jeff, Co-Founder of Mfused. Mfused is a leader in the Cannabis Industry and is one of very few processors to only source sustainable, organic, pesticide free material, independently tested and certified by independent Labs. Join us as we discuss what it means to be BIPOC in the Cannabis Industry, as well as our normal segmented topics.Website: https://karlosdillard.com/Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/krisandkarlos/Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/krisandkarlosSpotify:https://open.spotify.com/show/2R37KJT79nft589QagBRkr

    #104 "HaCoona Mutata"

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 2, 2020 96:50


    This episode we discuss our thoughts on Terry "Gym Crow" Crews, Nick Cannon being fired, and pay tribute to Yandy Luther King and Porsha Tubman. If you havent, please go and leave us a 5-Star Review and Comment and we will shout you out on the show!Website: https://karlosdillard.com/Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/krisandkarlos/Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/krisandkarlosSpotify:https://open.spotify.com/show/2R37KJT79nft589QagBRkr

    #103 "My Neck, My Back"

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 24, 2020 122:58


    This episode we discuss what we think about Kanye running for president, entanglements of our own, and listen to a white lady perform "My Neck, My Back." If you havent already please be sure to go and leave us a 5-Star Review and Comment. Website: https://karlosdillard.com/Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/krisandkarlos/Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/krisandkarlosSpotify:https://open.spotify.com/show/2R37KJT79nft589QagBRkr

    #102 "If You Knuck I Will Buck"

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 15, 2020 96:11


    Klan, do you think the negro national anthem should be changed from "Knuck If You Buck" because one of the artists is a trump supporter? This is one of the topics we discuss along with the clownery of Terrenthal Crews and we rescind some cookout invitations. If we made you laugh please go and leave us a 5-Star Review and Comment. Website: https://karlosdillard.com/Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/krisandkarlos/Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/krisandkarlosSpotify:https://open.spotify.com/show/2R37KJT79nft589QagBRkr

    #101 "Neighbor or Ni**a"

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 7, 2020 106:54


    This episode we give some thoughts on Shaun King, talk about how some yt people are raising their kids, the anarchist take over of CHOP, and more. If you haven't already please go leave us a 5-Star Review and Comment and we will shout you out!Website: https://karlosdillard.com/Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/krisandkarlos/Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/krisandkarlosSpotify:https://open.spotify.com/show/2R37KJT79nft589QagBRkr

    #100 "My Husband Is Black"

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 29, 2020 125:43


    #Klan! You may notice some differences with the podcast! We got our new podcasting set, we changed our photo, and are officially introducing our new segments: "Culture Vultures," "Karen Calls The Cops," and "LGBTQ Mafia." This episode we also had some guest come onto the podcast to give commentary and ask us questions. Please be sure to go and leave us a 5-Star Review and Comment. Be sure to leave us a 5-Star Review and Comment!Website: https://karlosdillard.com/Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/krisandkarlos/Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/krisandkarlosSpotify:https://open.spotify.com/show/2R37KJT79nft589QagBRkr

    #99 "This Taupe Hoe Knows"

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 25, 2020 129:56


    Whew klan, this was a long episode. We are joined by our Midwestern friends for a yeehaw good time. We discuss the racial tensions in America, personal experiences, and what we can do to support Black Businesses. Be sure to leave us a 5-Star Review and Comment!Website: https://karlosdillard.com/Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/krisandkarlos/Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/krisandkarlosSpotify:https://open.spotify.com/show/2R37KJT79nft589QagBRkr

    #98 "Wait A Damn Minute"

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 11, 2020 85:08


    Klan this episode we discuss the new terrorist in town...Karen, Doja Cat is a racist, the murder of George Floyd, and give you another sneak peek at our new segments. Be sure to like, subscribe, share, and leave a 5-Star Review and Comment!Website: https://karlosdillard.com/Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/krisandkarlos/Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/krisandkarlosSpotify:https://open.spotify.com/show/2R37KJT79nft589QagBRkr

    #97 "Lana Del Karen"

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 1, 2020 59:19


    Its getting wild out here #klan. Lana Del Karen has penned a heart felt letter to the women who outshined her career. Another Karen goes to jail and pisses herself. We also talk about Ahmad Aubrey and our feelings on White America always trying to paint blacks in a negative light. If you havent, share our podcast, subscribe, and leave a 5-Star Review and Rating. Website: https://karlosdillard.com/Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/krisandkarlos/Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/krisandkarlosSpotify:https://open.spotify.com/show/2R37KJT79nft589QagBRkr

    #96 "Stimulus Not Syphilis"

    Play Episode Listen Later May 26, 2020 102:55


    The shady boots were on this episode klan! This week we talk about proper mic etiquette, melon heads, what it means to be a hotep and what we really think #HTGAWM was all about. WE also give you a sneak peek into our new segment "Culture Vultures." Please be sure to share our podcast and leave a 5-Star Review and Comment! Website: https://karlosdillard.com/Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/krisandkarlos/Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/krisandkarlosSpotify:https://open.spotify.com/show/2R37KJT79nft589QagBRkr

    #95 "Thats Your Business"

    Play Episode Listen Later May 21, 2020 76:26


    Whew chile, what a week. Kim Jong Un allegedely faked his death, people are going from corporate to dominos, and niggas are doing caucaus shit. If you haven't please be sure to leave us a 5-Star Review and Comment and be sure to share our podcast with your friends!Website: https://karlosdillard.com/Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/krisandkarlos/Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/krisandkarlosSpotify:https://open.spotify.com/show/2R37KJT79nft589QagBRkr

    #94 "Black At It Again"

    Play Episode Listen Later May 14, 2020 71:37


    We black at it again this show #klan! This episode is all about healing, freeing my sis nigga, and we discuss the Pastor who says her vagina is annointed. If you haven't please go and leave us a 5-Star Review and Comment! Website: https://karlosdillard.com/Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/krisandkarlos/Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/krisandkarlosSpotify:https://open.spotify.com/show/2R37KJT79nft589QagBRkr

    #93 "Elevate The Hoeness"

    Play Episode Listen Later May 7, 2020 58:10


    #Klan in this episode we pay homage to Miss Minnie, gone but not forgotten and we talk about the importance of elevating thy hoeness. If you haven't already please go and leave us a 5-Star review and comment and as always, we love you guys. Website: https://karlosdillard.com/Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/krisandkarlos/Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/krisandkarlosSpotify:https://open.spotify.com/show/2R37KJT79nft589QagBRkr

    #92 "Oh God! I Woke Up a Nigga"

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 27, 2020 47:21


    Klan! Have you ever gone to bed and woken up a nigga? Well this episode we talk about a couple of Chinese doctors who did, also supporting "good" black media and how we are surviving TT Rona. If you havent please go and leave us a 5-Star Review and Comment.Website: https://karlosdillard.com/Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/krisandkarlos/Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/krisandkarlosSpotify:https://open.spotify.com/show/2R37KJT79nft589QagBRkr

    #91 "Stay Positive, Test Negative"

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 22, 2020 50:27


    Whew Klan, this episode is Ratchet AF! Joined by "The Lesbians" and Jorge, we go over the current events, some ratchetness occurs, white girls are afraid of demons, and we discuss the time Karlos' sister got lost on a river. If you havent, please go and leave us a 5-Star Review and Comment. Website: https://karlosdillard.com/Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/krisandkarlos/Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/krisandkarlosSpotify:https://open.spotify.com/show/2R37KJT79nft589QagBRkr

    #90 "Racist Need To Stop Racing"

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 13, 2020 57:55


    This week we discuss Floyd Mayweathers daughter stabbing someone, vampiric white kids and their rituals, and discuss what is like to own a pitbull and go to the dog park. If you haven't already please be sure to leave us a 5-Star Review and Comment! Website: https://karlosdillard.com/Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/krisandkarlos/Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/krisandkarlosSpotify:https://open.spotify.com/show/2R37KJT79nft589QagBRkr

    #89 "KKW Smackdown"

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 7, 2020 51:37


    This week we discuss how the Kardashians got them hands, how there have been no recent school shootings, and beg Jesus to touch our vase because wine is expensive. Be sure to leave us a 5-Star Review and Comment and tell us you love us. Have you gotten your copy of "Ward of The State" by Karlos Dillard? If not, why not?!? Make sure you hit the link down below and you can order it directly from Karlos' webstie.Website: https://karlosdillard.com/Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/krisandkarlos/Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/krisandkarlosSpotify:https://open.spotify.com/show/2R37KJT79nft589QagBRkr

    #88 "He is not of our Culture"

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 27, 2020 57:59


    This week we talk about TT Rona day 16 and when we gone get our stimulus check. Also some lil white boy peppersprayed 40 of his classmates...on accident. Also fuck you Grocery Outlet Crown Hill. Please be sure to go and leave us a 5-Star Review and Comment

    #87 "Women Are The Ni**ers Of The World"

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 24, 2020 56:13


    This week we are joined by our friends T & K! We go over #Coronavirus and ask:"Klan, are you washing your hands?" Oh! We also discover some bomb ass music by John Lennon, who knew he loved niggas so much?! Be sure to leave us a 5 Star Review and Comment!

    #86 "CORONA VIRUS, SHIT IS REAL"

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 18, 2020 77:05


    CORONAVIRUS! (in my best Cardi B voice). Klan 2020 is ghetto and I would not recommend it. This week we are joined by "The Joneses" and we discuss todays happenings and if we are prepared for the end. Please be sure to leave us a 5 -Star Review and Comment and share us with your friends in quarantine. Have a blessed quarantine and may the odds ever be in your favor or whatever.

    #85 "Die & Try Again"

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 11, 2020 92:51


    This week we are joined by our good friend "V" and discuss her reaction to Karlos' book. We will be going on a break until April 2020 so enjoy this episode and go back and check out our older ones. Please be sure to leave us a 5-Star Review and Comment

    #84 "Butti-Bern"

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 21, 2020 73:28


    This week we are joined by our neighbor Shirley, Linda, Merona, or whatever her name was and discuss how we feel about Snoop Dogg calling Gayle King a funky bitch, if we agree with our good brothers KKK social experiment and Black Facts! Have you left us a 5Star Review and Comment? If not your moms a hoe.

    #83 "Patchouli Pussy"

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 19, 2020 68:38


    Klan we have been a mess lately, the audio in the forst 15 mintues could be better (getting new equipment soon!) so bare with us and please be sure to leave a 5 star rating and review! ALSO be sure to check out the link below to grab grab Karlos' book!www.karlosdillard.com

    #82 "Goodbye Section 8 Debate"

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 11, 2020 71:16


    We are sad Klan. The Section 8 Debate has moved on to market rate housing. Kris switched jobs and no longer works with the public so there are no more crazy stories. Join us as we say our goodbyes and lookback at all of the good times.Also leave a 5 star rating and review!

    #81 "Mic Off"

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 4, 2020 62:10


    Sorry for the audio! As you can see by the name, Kris had his mic off but we were able to hear him (barely voice). Please leave a 5 star rating and review

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