Men Can't Drive

What's black, white, and affects 1 in 10 Americans every year? Scammers. The girls lament their personal scam stories, including a craigslist bengal cat and a tall man with a machete. They discuss the morality and evolution of the act over multiple generations. And what about scammers in the year 3000? Rockie and Riley cover that too. And how humans will rot in a virtual world controlled by God². ⇣⇣⇣Follow Men Can't Drive on IG: ⁠@mencantdrive⁠ Tik Tok: ⁠@mencantdrivepodcast⁠ Youtube: ⁠@mencantdrive

Men Can't Drive kicks off SEASON 2 with a bang. This premiere covers the hottest celebrity controversies, starring Elon Musk, Jimmy Fallon, and Jason The Homeless Man. Rockie explains her struggles being the only Latin-speaking person to exist, along with being the ugliest person in Chicago. Riley spills all the details on her infamous Hell Week©, which may include broken bones, dating drama, and near-death experiences. The best friends pick up after the podcast's summer break by exchanging the most chaotic thoughts and stories. Would you expect anything less? ⇣⇣⇣Follow Men Can't Drive onIG: @mencantdriveTik Tok: @mencantdrivepodcastYoutube: @mencantdrive

Rockie and her sister watch the Care Bears movie. Live from Men Can't Drive's YouTube. ˚ ༘♡ ⋆｡˚⇣⇣⇣Follow Men Can't Drive on IG: @mencantdriveTik Tok: @mencantdrivepodcastTwitter: @mencantdrivepodYoutube: @mencantdrive

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For the season 1 finale of Men Can't Drive, Rockie and Riley knew there was no better way to end than to include the MCD family...by a Q&A episode! You asked, they answered in 1950's southern housewife, ballpark basking, secretly lesbian lovin' voices. Questions range from secret sharing to hypotheticals to grotesque to the multiverse naming convention of construction materials. What more could you want to know?⇣⇣⇣Follow Men Can't Drive on IG: @mencantdriveTik Tok: @mencantdrivepodcastTwitter: @mencantdrivepod

This week, Rockie and Riley give hot takes on public current events. Hot off the press, the stories range from up and coming serial killers to Scooby Doo lawsuits to the destruction of the dinosaurs (yes, unfortunately this relates to current day). The girls get input from their friend Taylor Swift, who joined the podcast against her will possibly. Who needs the news when you have Men Can't Drive? Also, a new segment is introduced that involves rabid animal noises and little children.⇣⇣⇣Follow Men Can't Drive on IG: @mencantdriveTik Tok: @mencantdrivepodcastTwitter: @mencantdrivepod

Men Can't Drive welcomes the #1 most searched lesbian on google images: special guest Morgan DeWitt. This episode's main topic? Morgan. The results? Qanon, Amber Heard, Jewish living in the conservative South, and much more. Additionally, with the brain power of all three, the girls try to define the word "that". Good thing Morgan has visited the 8th dimension multiple times!⇣⇣⇣Follow Men Can't Drive on IG: @mencantdriveTik Tok: @mencantdrivepodcastTwitter: @mencantdrivepod

This week, the girls talk trends: Planking. Silly bands. Skinny jeans. OMG. Harlem Shake. Reality TV. Yo-Yos. Mannequin Challenge. Gangnam Style. Tik Tok. But what trend could possibly be next? Rockie and Riley think screaming, obviously. Join the #screamingchallenge now by shrieking in any public place and go viral, guaranteed!⇣⇣⇣Follow Men Can't Drive on IG: @mencantdriveTik Tok: @mencantdrivepodcastTwitter: @mencantdrivepod

Rockie and Riley pack it all in for this one. Rockie is resurfacing her stoner phase. Her plan of action? Dissecting 2010's pop music videos and creating a new social media platform. Riley describes her new job that involves the CEO of Calvin Klein, Theo Von, and alcohol. Find out how they all mix. The two friends talk about first impressions and why you shouldn't trust your bank teller. They end with a banger of a new segment, hosted by an AI that may or may not have a gun! ⇣⇣⇣Follow Men Can't Drive on IG: @mencantdriveTik Tok: @mencantdrivepodcastTwitter: @mencantdrivepod

This week, Rockie and Riley talk about what it means to be an imposter. And no, this isn't about the 2018 online multiplayer viral game "Among Us".  The girls dive into imposter syndrome and the 5 categorized types of this psychological phenomenon.  Special guest Mykalin Gordon joins the conversation as the friends self diagnose what keeps them up at night, and the other 70% of people in America who also experience this feeling. ⇣⇣⇣Follow Men Can't Drive on IG: @mencantdriveTik Tok: @mencantdrivepodcastTwitter: @mencantdrivepod

Cancel culture has struck fear into the lives of many Americans (especially if your name is Will Smith, Armie Hammer, or Morgan Wallen). But has the social shaming gone too far? Rockie and Riley invite a previously #cancelled veteran to join this week's discussion: Miss Caroline The Great. Special guest Caroline Robinson shares her personal cancel testimony - one that went viral and changed the course of her life. Together, the friends ask "is cancel culture cancelled?"Follow Men Can't Drive on IG: @mencantdriveTik Tok: @mencantdrivepodcast

Are you having a baby with your partner's sibling? Can't sleep because of a Chilean revolution? Have a dying urge to raise a baby without a father? Lucky for you, Men Can't Drive is here to help. Rockie and Riley share their two cents on the most absurd scenarios posted by strangers on Reddit, while also processing ways to overcome their own personal challenges. TW: the subject of dead Guinea pigs comes up twice this episode.Follow Men Can't Drive on IG: @mencantdriveTik Tok: @mencantdrivepodcast

2023 is upon us. Rockie and Riley are here to ease any doubts about the upcoming unknown. On this episode, they have perfected a list of all things they predict will happen in the next 365 days. This list cover celebrities, social issues, their own destiny to come, and more. You can't deny the evidence. Also on this episode, Rockie and Riley recap their week, which just so happens to be the worst week of their lives! Listen to hear how they cope, and to hear Rockie say "my skirt doesn't cover my groin area" in a high-pitched voice. Follow Men Can't Drive on IG: @mencantdriveTik Tok: @mencantdrivepodcast

This week, the girls get into the Christmas spirit by asking the questions everyone REALLY wants to know this holiday season. Rockie and Riley call upon MULTIPLE fanatic-holiday-experts to get the answers you need. Riley also reveals a new surprise segment that even Rockie is shocked by. Grab a glass of mulled wine and buckle up for holiday havoc. Follow Men Can't Drive on IG: @mencantdriveTik Tok: @mencantdrivepodcast

This week, Rockie and Riley challenge each others' thinking. What events would actually cause major societal shifts? Is the internet really deteriorating our brains? Will Nick Cannon end up having twenty children? Through discussion, Riley is left confused about the purpose of the Royal family while Rockie has an awakening that will change her life. Together, they brainstorm ways to make each other feel more alive and highlight the current events that are making our planet a better place. Follow Men Can't Drive on IG: @mencantdriveTik Tok: @mencantdrivepodcast

Rockie and Riley have one mission on this weeks episode - to blow your mind into a  bajillion pieces. How will they accomplish this? To get a glimpse, it may involve Woody from Toy Story, the Stanford Prison Experiment, and how to say "blow my back out, José" in the Minion language.Follow Men Can't Drive on IG: @mencantdriveTik Tok: @mencantdrivepodcast

Rockie and Riley introduce their roommates, special guests Maddie and Meagan, in a very spicy way...LAVA CUP: the game that exposes everyone's true nature. Learn how often the roomies cheat on tests, watch animal porn, engage in the use of intentional violence and fear to achieve political aim, and much more. Follow Men Can't Drive on IG: @mencantdriveTik Tok: @mencantdrivepodcast

BOO! Men Can't Drive presents the very first HALLOWEEN EDITION episode! In the spirit (pun intended) of the holiday, Rockie and Riley take their best stab (pun intended again) to scare each other by ghost stories, paranormal beliefs, and horrible costume ideas. The two friends prep interactive spooky stories for each other...can they survive a haunted apartment? What about a possessed daughter? Listen to find out.

Ever heard of a cult? Know someone in a cult? Interested in joining a cult? Rockie, Riley, and Rockie's Gynecologist all thought the same questions. This episode the friends dive into the most popular cults of our time: Heaven's Gate, NXIVM, Charles Manson, and more. They discuss the absurdness yet provocative influence of these groups, and how they can start one of their own to stop all men from driving.

Who speaks 5 languages, listens to Andrew Tate, survived a Turkish revolution, crushes on animated character Nala from the Lion King, beheads mice, AND has a 10 pack of abs? Men Can't Drive's newest special guest: Furkan. After scouting out the perfect guest via Tinder, Rockie and Riley meet with Furkan to kick off their new segment: Tinder Tom. The three dive into conversation about fame, and Furkan does not hold back. He gives his thoughts on the Illuminati and why the Avengers would be his ideal smoke circle.

This episode Rockie & Riley opened the floor to what Men Can't Drive followers wanted to hear. The common theme? Dating. They share juicy personal stories, get the scoop from a relationship expert and even confront an angry ghost of Riley's past. Discount code for FeetFinder.com: ROCKIERILEYFEET

Life is a highway filled with potholes, beautiful scenery, roadkill and sexual awakenings. Rockie and Riley get real this week and share what their 20's have handed them so far. Is a quarter life crisis a thing? Life's like a road that you travel onWhen there's one day here, and the next day goneSometimes you bend, sometimes you standSometimes you turn your back to the windThere's a world outside every darkened doorWhere blues won't haunt you anymoreWhere the brave are free and lovers soarCome ride with me to the distant shoreWe won't hesitateTo break down the garden gateThere's not much time left today, yeahLife is a highwayI wanna ride it all night longIf you're goin' my wayWell, I wanna drive it all night longThrough all these cities and all these townsIt's in my blood, and it's all aroundI love you now like I loved you thenThis is the road, and these are the handsFrom Mozambique to those Memphis nightsThe Khyber Pass to Vancouver's lightsKnock me down and back up againYou're in my blood, I'm not a lonely manThere's no load I can't holdA road so rough, this I knowI'll be there when the light comes inJust tell 'em we're survivorsLife is a highwayI wanna ride it all night long (whoo!)If you're goin' my wayI wanna drive it all night long (all night long)A-gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, yeahLife is a highwayWell, I wanna ride it all night long, mmm, yeahIf you're goin' my way (if you're goin' my way)I wanna drive it all night long (all night long)There was a distance between you and I (between you and I)A misunderstanding onceBut now we look it in the eye, ooh, yeahMmm, yeah (whoo!)There ain't no load that I can't holdA road so rough, this I knowI'll be there when the light comes inTell 'em we're survivorsLife is a highwayWell, I wanna ride it all night long (all night long, yeah)If you're goin' my wayWell, I wanna drive it all night longA-gimme, gimme, gimmeA-gimme, gimme, yeahLife is a highway (life is a highway)I wanna ride it all night long, whoo, ooh, yeahIf you're goin' my way (if you're goin' my way)I wanna drive it all night long (all night long, yeah)C'mon, gimme, gimme, gimmeGimme, gimme, gimme, yeahLife is a highwayI wanna ride it all night long(Yeah, I wanna drive it all night long, baby)If you're goin' my way (if you're goin' my way)I wanna drive it all night long (all night long)

Rockie and Riley roast all of humanity by digging into The Ennegream: the most popular personality test. You will get to know your good, bad, and ugly. They also must decide which three of the holy trinity (Jesus, Holy Spirit and God) they would sleep with. 

Riley watches her friend's head get bitten off by a giant serpent. Meanwhile, Rockie's teeth splits in two. This is only possible...in dream land. Join Rockie and Riley as they dissect why the hell our mind goes where it goes when we sleep.

Rockie and Riley welcome their first guest ever WILL CROWE. Together, the three friends map out how to get away with murder (its really quite simple), dissect the weirdest parts of American history (includes meth nazis), and guess the world's future to come (does not include happy ending). You can definitely skip your next history class after listening.

Icks, crazy exes, and unwarranted levitation. Having experienced all three, Rockie and Riley give advice on how you too can tackle these obstacles. They discuss major red flags and what to do in situations where your ex's dog has explosive diarrhea in the backseat of your 1998 Lexus.

Rockie and Riley finally spill everything they've been bottling for years. From homeschool cults to coping with trauma via Jack In The Box to middle school crushes having sex with ceilings, the two roommates digest the stories that made them who they are. Thankfully, they know how to laugh them off. Hopefully, you will too.