My Team Sucks

Today on the podcast: why Auburn football sucks! Comedian Rivers Langley breaks down SEC Football culture, how much the economy of Auburn, Alabama depends on Tigers football, the origin of the War Eagle nickname, perpetually losing to the Crimson Tide, and a string of coaching malfeasance. Not the least of which involving Senator (ugh) Tommy Tuberville. Follow Rivers @RiversLangley on Twitter and listen to his podcast, The Goods From The Woods, wherever you get your podcasts. Follow this show @myteamsuckscast on Twitter, @myteamsuckspodcast on Instagram, and @MyTeamScks on Facebook. You can follow Ethan Stanislawski @ethanstancomedy on Twitter, Instagram, or Twitch. You can donate via the show's Anchor.fm page, or you can Venmo Ethan directly at @ethan-stanislawski. Thanks for listening! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ethan-stanislawski/support

Comedian and Professor Pat Reilly (@pm_reilly on Twitter) comes on the podcast to talk about why the Jacksonville Jaguars suck! A Florida native, Pat breaks down the team's fall from an incredibly enthusiastic beginning to a grossly incompetent present. We also talk about the team's inability to build continued success, the incompetency of (since fired) GM David Caldwell, poor QB decisions, and more. Pat is a professor at the University of British Columbia Business School and the former host of the Goods from the Woods podcast. Follow this show @myteamsuckscast on Twitter, @myteamsuckspodcast on Instagram, and @MyTeamScks on Facebook. You can follow Ethan Stanislawski @ethanstancomedy on Twitter, Instagram, or Twitch. You can donate via the show's Anchor.fm page, or you can Venmo Ethan directly at @ethan-stanislawski. Thanks for listening! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ethan-stanislawski/support

Today on the show, why the Seattle Mariners suck! Boy howdy, do we have a lot to talk about. The only team in baseball to never have won a pennant, and a team that hasn't even made the playoffs in 19 years. Comedian Justin Clark (@justinhclark on Twitter and Instagram), painfully reminisces on the team's abysmal record of drafting and developing players, their inability to attract free agents to the Pacific Northwest, how franchise has destroyed their 90s legacy, and Edgar Martinez nostalgia. Follow this show @myteamsuckscast on Twitter, @myteamsuckspodcast on Instagram, and @MyTeamScks on Facebook. You can follow Ethan Stanislawski @ethanstancomedy on Twitter, Instagram, or Twitch. You can donate via the show's Anchor.fm page, or you can Venmo Ethan directly at @ethan-stanislawski. Thanks for listening! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ethan-stanislawski/support

Alison Klemp is on the podcast to talk Nuggets! We discuss the lack of the recognized star power behind Jokic, the relative anonymity of being a Nuggets fan, and Ethan unloads on his Arsenal-tinged Stan Kroenke hate. Follow Alison @alisonklemp on all social media and follow her podcast The Tableverse wherever you get your podcasts. Follow this show @myteamsuckscast on Twitter, @myteamsuckspodcast on Instagram, and @MyTeamScks on Facebook. You can follow Ethan Stanislawski @ethanstancomedy on Twitter, Instagram, or Twitch. You can donate via the show's Anchor.fm page, or you can Venmo Ethan directly at @ethan-stanislawski. Thanks for listening! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ethan-stanislawski/support

Joel Walkowski is on the podcast to talk about why the Detroit Lions suck! Horrible ownership and management have plagued the team's existence for a lifetime of fandom. Joel talks about how this may be the worst era to be a Lions fan (stiff competition, I know), the Ford family, Matt Millen, Matt Patricia, Detroit sports culture, the Lions JFK Conspiracy, and more. He even convinces Ethan that Matthew Stafford is a pretty decent guy! Follow Joel @joelwalkowski on Instagram and @theWALKOWSKI Twitter, and watch his sports gambling show, The Walk On live on Mondays, or on Tuesdays and Thursdays wherever you get your podcasts. Follow this show @myteamsuckscast on Twitter, @myteamsuckspodcast on Instagram, and @MyTeamScks on Facebook. You can follow Ethan Stanislawski @ethanstancomedy on Twitter, Instagram, or Twitch. You can donate via the show's Anchor.fm page, or you can Venmo Ethan directly at @ethan-stanislawski. Thanks for listening! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ethan-stanislawski/support

Today on the show: why the Philadelphia 76ers suck! With the nation about as positive on the city of Philadelphia as it's ever going to be, Ethan talks with Royce Shockley, producer of the Color Collective comedy show, to discuss the long arduous history of the 76ers. Perpetual disappointment is the name of the game, as Royce discusses where a team built on a blue collar work ethic fits into the modern NBA. We also talk Allen Iverson, perpetual draft woes, and whether Trust The Process really did work (Spoiler: it actually kinda did). Follow Royce @royceshockley on Twitter and Instagram. You can follow Ethan @ethanstancomedy on Twitter, Instagram, and Twitch. You can follow this show @myteamsuckscast on Twitter, @myteamsuckspodcast on Instagram, and @myteamscks on Facebook. You can donate on the show's Anchor.fm page or Venmo Ethan @Ethan-Stanislawski. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ethan-stanislawski/support

Today on the podcast, why the San Jose Sharks suck! Ethan's sketch comedy teammate Ryan Cohen talks about the Sharks constantly falling apart in the playoffs, and his feelings about Joe Thornton and Patrick Marleau now that their window to win a championship has officially closed. We also discuss the deceptively strong Bay Area hockey culture, and the general shockwaves that the Vegas Knights have sent through the NHL, and the Pacific Division in particular. You can follow Ryan on Facebook and at @probablyryan. You can follow Nightchurch, the horror-comedy sketch team he's on with Ethan, @hailnightchurch on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook, and @nightchurch on Twitch. You can also follow Air Force Fun - his Improv team at the Westside Comedy Theater. You can follow Ethan @ethanstancomedy on Twitter, Instagram, and Twitch. You can follow this show @myteamsuckscast on Twitter, @myteamsuckspodcast on Instagram, and @myteamscks on Facebook. You can donate on the show's Anchor.fm page or Venmo Ethan @Ethan-Stanislawski. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ethan-stanislawski/support

Hi all. It's Election Day 2020. No new episode today. Instead, we have a smattering of clips from previous guests talking about the politics of sport. Featuring Michael Burnett talking Oklahoma Sooners, Andy Sell talking Iowa Hawkeyes, Kat Lenhart talking Cleveland *ndians, Danny Jolles talking Washington Football team, and Alan Jamil talking Jerry Jones and the Dallas Cowboys. If you're looking for a information on where to vote, we recommend you visit Democracy Docket's Voter Dashboard to find more information in your state. Thanks for listening. We'll be back Friday. Vote. You can follow Ethan @ethanstancomedy on Twitter, Instagram, and Twitch. You can follow this show @myteamsuckscast on Twitter, @myteamsuckspodcast on Instagram, and @myteamscks on Facebook. You can donate on the show's Anchor.fm page or Venmo Ethan @Ethan-Stanislawski. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ethan-stanislawski/support

Today on the podcast, why the San Diego Padres suck! We got a real special one folks, Chelsea Coleman is not only Ethan's cousin, but the daughter of the late, great, Hall of Fame Padres announcer Jerry Coleman. Chelsea reminisces on what it was like growing up with The Colonel, her time as a member of the "Pad Squad," the frustrations of 98 and of Petco Park, and the very one sided Padres-Dodgers rivalry. Chelsea owns The Rose Wine Bar in South Park in San Diego, which we cannot recommend enough. Follow on Instagram @therosesouthpark. You can follow Ethan @ethanstancomedy on Twitter, Instagram, and Twitch. You can follow this show @myteamsuckscast on Twitter, @myteamsuckspodcast on Instagram, and @myteamscks on Facebook. You can donate on the show's Anchor.fm page or Venmo Ethan @Ethan-Stanislawski. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ethan-stanislawski/support

Today on the podcast: why the Atlanta Falcons suck! Ethan's holing up in Vancouver, but he's talking with comedian Radostin Zahariev about arguably the biggest chokers in all of professional sports; the Atlanta Falcons. Rad talks about what's behind the perpetual fourth quarter collapses, decades of defensive futility, how the team has let down Matt Ryan and Julio Jones, and, of course, Michael Vick. Towards the end, Rad and Ethan team up to bash Canadian football. Radostin's Twitter is suspended because Twitter thinks he's a Russian bot. But he's not! Find him. He's funny. You can follow Ethan @ethanstancomedy on Twitter, Instagram, and Twitch. You can follow this show @myteamsuckscast on Twitter, @myteamsuckspodcast on Instagram, and @myteamscks on Facebook. You can donate on the show's Anchor.fm page or Venmo Ethan @Ethan-Stanislawski. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ethan-stanislawski/support

Andy Sell is on the podcast to talk about why the Iowa Hawkeyes suck! Andy emphasizes a point we've made on this podcast before: why? Why are there college sports right now? Andy's an Iowa native who talks about how much the Hawkeyes matter in a state with no other sports. Their perpetual second-tier status in the Big Ten, whether it's worth watching sports at all this year, and how, even when things aren't insane, the Hawkeyes football style can remain as predictably stale as ever. You can follow Andy @andy_sell on Twitter and follow his podcast Ghoul School @ghoulhistory. You can follow Ethan @ethanstancomedy on Twitter, Instagram, and Twitch. You can follow this show @myteamsuckscast on Twitter, @myteamsuckspodcast on Instagram, and @myteamscks on Facebook. You can donate on the show's Anchor.fm page or Venmo Ethan @Ethan-Stanislawski. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ethan-stanislawski/support

Today on the show: why the Chicago White Sox suck! Former season ticketholder Eileen O'Connell comes on to talk about perpetual mismanagement, the White Sox status as the B team in Chicago (and arguably the C team in the state of Illinois), Frank Thomas nostalgia, and the literal downer that is Guaranteed Rate Field. Follow Eileen @i_lean on Twitter and @eileenmaryoconnell on Instagram. You can follow Ethan @ethanstancomedy on Twitter, Instagram, and Twitch. You can follow this show @myteamsuckscast on Twitter, @myteamsuckspodcast on Instagram, and @myteamscks on Facebook. You can donate on the show's Anchor.fm page or Venmo Ethan @Ethan-Stanislawski. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ethan-stanislawski/support

Comedian and writer Valerie Paschall is on to talk about why D.C. United sucks! Once a powerhouse of the MLS, they currently hold the worst record in the league, and just this past week fired manager and club legend Ben Olsen after two decades with the franchise. Valerie discusses injuries, underachievement, and general crappiness abundant on the squad, as well as the franchise's somewhat cold relationship with D.C. as a city. Various side rants about Arsenal and the USMNT naturally ensue. Find Valerie @lousyhumans on social media or her website: www.lousyhumansmedia.com. You can follow Ethan @ethanstancomedy on Twitter, Instagram, and Twitch. You can follow this show @myteamsuckscast on Twitter, @myteamsuckspodcast on Instagram, and @myteamscks on Facebook. You can donate on the show's Anchor.fm page or Venmo Ethan @Ethan-Stanislawski. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ethan-stanislawski/support

Today on the show: why the San Antonio Spurs sucks! Although considered one of the most successful, well-run organizations in all of sports over the past 20 years, there's still plenty to complain about! Brandon Burkhart discusses the team's lack of respect outside San Antonio, the balance between success and exciting style of play, common misconceptions about the team, and whether or not it's time for Pop to hang it up. You can follow Brandon @burkhartbrandon on Twitter and @brandon.burkhart on Instagram Follow the show @myteamsuckscast on Twitter, @myteamsuckspodcast on Instagram, and @MyTeamScks on Facebook. You can also Venmo the host directly at @ethan-stanislawski. Thanks for listening! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ethan-stanislawski/support

Today on the podcast: why the Washington Football Team sucks! In this marquee episode, comedian Danny Jolles (@DannyJolles on Twitter and Instagram) minces no words in discussing the ugly history and propaganda associated with the team's old name. He also dives into the general monstrous behavior of team owner Dan Snyder, the sexual harassment scandal, their treatment of Trent Williams, and the tragedy of Sean Taylor. Danny's podcast Everything But The Scores is available wherever you get your podcasts You can follow the show @myteamsuckscast on Twitter, @myteamsuckspodcast on Instagram, and @MyTeamScks on Facebook. You can follow Ethan at @ethanstancomedy on Twitter, Instagram, and Twitch. Feel free to donate to the show via our anchor page, or donate to Ethan directly at @Ethan-Stanislawski on Venmo. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ethan-stanislawski/support

Today on the show: why the Cleveland *ndians suck! TV guru and great baseball mind Kat Lenhart (@katlenhart) discusses Cleveland's baseball team. Despite years of regular season greatness and occasional outright dominance, the team has gone through the longest active title drought in baseball. Kat discusses the on-field near misses, bad luck, and player issues. Plus, we get into the inevitable off-field subject: the team's name. You can follow the show @myteamsuckscast on Twitter, @myteamsuckspodcast on Instagram, and @MyTeamScks on Facebook. You can follow Ethan at @ethanstancomedy on Twitter, Instagram, and Twitch. Feel free to donate to the show via our anchor page, or donate to Ethan directly at @Ethan-Stanislawski on Venmo. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ethan-stanislawski/support

Today on the podcast: why the New York Islanders suck! Well, at least until very recently. Danny Amaral (@dannyamaralshow), a Long Island native, talks about the meaning of the Islanders to Long Island, the legacy of their early 80s dynastic, decades of futility, perpetually chasing and letting go of stars, and the ownership crisis the team faced in the 90s. Follow this show @myteamsuckscast on Twitter. @myteamsuckspodcast on Instagram, and Myteamscks on Facebook. Feel free to donate to the show via Anchor.fm, or Venmo Ethan @Ethan-Stanislawski. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ethan-stanislawski/support

Dominique Johnson (@thedomjohnson) is on the podcast today to talk about why the Tampa Bay Bucs suck! Dominique talks about terrible coaching decisions, players that were let go, John Gruden, Tom Brady, and the team's relative anonymity. You can follow My Team Sucks at @myteamsuckspodcast on Instagram, @myteamsuckscast on Twitter, and @myteamscks on Facebook. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ethan-stanislawski/support

Today on the podcast, Michael Chap Resnick (@mcresnick on Twitter/IG) talks L.A. Clippers. We talk about how disappointment with the Clippers is relative, the strangeness of the team no longer being an underdog, DMiles and QRich love, and, of course, Donald Sterling. You can listen to Michael's podcast Aw, Did I Audit That: Netflix's Floor is Lava wherever you get your podcasts. If you like what you hear give the show a follow! @myteamsuckscast on Twitter, @myteamsuckspodcast on Instagram, and @myteamscks on Facebook. The Twitch show has been retired, and My Team Sucks will be a podcast exclusively going forward. We appreciate the love. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ethan-stanislawski/support

Today on My Team Sucks, Alan Jamil, host and producer of the wonderful show Blackverse on The Pack Theater's Twitch channel (twitch.tv/packtheater) discusses the Dallas Cowboys. Namely, everything that's wrong with Jerry Jones, both on and off the field. Ethan and Alan also get into it over Mike McCarthy, and Ethan finally breaks out the Knicks fire in a necessary tangent. Follow Alan at @Chill_Jamil on Twitter and Instagram, and tune into Blackverse at @blackverseshow on Instagram shows Sunday nights at 8 Pacific. If you like what you hear, you can follow the show at @myteamsuckscast on Twitter, @myteamsuckspodcast on Instagram, and @myteamscks on Facebook. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ethan-stanislawski/support

It's Episode 3 of My Team Sucks! In this episode, Ethan talks with his friend Jeff Forsyth (Instagram: @lathfcfan) about Tottenham Hotspur, the most hated rivals of Ethan's beloved Arsenal. Jeff talks about his frustration with new Tottenham fans, the injuries and underachievement that derailed last season, his conflicted feelings about Jose Mourinho, and the hangover from the 2019 Champions League Final. My Team Sucks is streamed live on Twitch @ethanstancomedy every Saturday at 3 p.m. Pacific Time. New episodes are released on Tuesdays and Fridays. Follow us at @myteamsuckscast on Twitter @myteamsuckspodcast on Instagram, and @myteamscks on Facebook. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ethan-stanislawski/support

College football is back! And the question on every rational person's brain is: why? Oklahoma Sooners football fan and standup comedian Michael Burnett (Coming to the Stage on Amazon Prime) discusses the frustration of Sooners' status as perpetual runner-up, the team's defensive and coaching woes, how COVID-19 has shaped college football in 2020, and the violent culture of college football fandom. Follow Michael at @michaelbburnett on Twitter and Instagram. This episode originally aired on Twitch @ethanstancomedy. Watch the show live at 3 p.m. Pacific on Saturdays. Follow Ethan Stanislawski @ethanstancomedy on Twitter and IG. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ethan-stanislawski/support

The first episode of My Team Sucks features maybe the most hated team in all of Sports in 2020: the Houston Astros. Lifelong fan Jim Rowley (a writer on Grey Area on the Venn Network and Goldbaby at the Pack Theater) discusses the sign-stealing scandal, how the team has changed since the era of Craig Biggio and Jeff Bagwell, and whether the punishment against the Astros by the MLB really was enough. Follow Jim at @itsjimrowley on Twitter. This interview initially aired on my Twitch channel @ethanstancomedy. Tune in every Saturday at 3 p.m. Pacific time. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ethan-stanislawski/support

Thanks for listening! My Team Sucks is a podcast hosted by comedian Ethan Stanislawski. The podcast airs live on Twitch every Saturday at 3 p.m. Pacific, and interviews are posted later on this podcast. Each week, Ethan interviews guests who discuss everything they hate about their favorite sports team. No one knows why a team sucks better than its own most devoted fans. Follow this podcast on @myteamsuckscast on Twitter and @myteamsuckspodcast on Instagram Follow Ethan @ethanstancomedy on all platforms. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ethan-stanislawski/support