Nightcaps of the Living Dead

"Sometimes dead is better"- we're looking at you, 2023! We're putting last year six feet underground as we crank The Ramones, deal with zombie fish and shake our heads at Herman Munster. Work out that childhood trauma and spellcheck with us as we go deep into "Pet Sematary"! 

Bring your appetite, it's all carne and carnage as we serve up themes of The Menu! Please accept our invitation to eat the rich with us, chow down on Rosebud cheeseburgers and wonder when the middle class became synonymous with gluten. Plus- perfect Greek pronunciation while intoxicated, the return of David Fincher and Jigsaw as a Master Chef. Reservations strongly discouraged!

Bond girl teachers, alien thirst traps and a sexy student body run amok in Robert Rodriguez's 1998 teen cult classic! Watch again with us, this flick is "guaranteed to jack you up". 

There's different Kenergy in our Season Four Opener! This Halloween, we are reading Airbnb listings a little more carefully after watching "Barbarian". Plus, screamers and streamers, saggy tits and banned exorcisms. It's a Mother of an episode! 

What do you expect when the holiday office party consists of two people? We go off-the-rails in full Gremlin mode, revisiting inconvenient truths, deadbeat dads, and Mogwais glossing up their lips with chicken grease. With listening comes great responsibility, expect full mayhem if you play this episode after midnight.

Clutch that crucifix, we're calling “The Exorcist” in our Halloween Spooktacular! Facts are spewing like pea soup as we unveil behind-the-scenes mayhem, demystify curses and impossible shots, plus realize the scariest film of all time is a feminist piece that…. Inspired “Rocky”? We're feeling as chaotic as William Friedkin today, drinking whiskey in a fabulous coat recommended.

Not everyone can shake what 'ya mama gave 'ya. Our 23andMe is linking us straight to hell in “Hereditary”, where we ponder demon pronouns, examine the phenomenon of grief porn, and make a quick stop at Satan's Etsy shop. 

Oil up those pecs and grab your sax, we're vamping out with Kiefer and the two Coreys today! Never grow old, never die, just thrive as a GenXer in the Murder Capital of the World if you still believe in Joel Schumacher's masterpiece, "The Lost Boys".

We go full Destiny's Child saying his name. This episode goes from meat hooks to bell hooks as we analyze the patron saint of urban legends and read the fine print of Tony Todd's bee contract. 

Two more days 'til Halloween, Halloween! Put on your masks and pump up the volume, we are celebrating the most underrated film in horror franchise history, Halloween 3: Season of the Witch! We get just as deep and zany as the film itself talking Garfield mugs, creepy crawlies, media replacing humanity and Bezos finding inspiration in Michael Meyers. Bonus points to anyone listening in a homemade costume, it could just save your life. 

Well, Cosby is walking around free and Britney remains locked up. Time to deep-dive into what is considered one of the first #MeToo movies, the triggering, polarizing, genre crossing and award winning -"Promising Young Woman". 

Bring out the moisturizer and blast the Huey Lewis, we are going full American Psycho today! We objectify Christian Bale's body a little too much, talk Gloria Steinem power moves and declare Mary Harron's classic the ultimate female gaze film. 

In this extra boozy episode, we make a solid case of why "Annabelle: Creation" should replace the 2014 OG completely or straight up reboot with Candy Spelling. 

Hold up those Diva Cups- it's all about "Carrie" in our Season Two opener! Guillermo brings his whole family to Puerto Rican Prom, we discuss the catharsis of rage and Chris Cornell guest stars as Jesus. 

It's our Season One Finale! We give thanks for Jordan Peele encounters, recast the 2016 election w/Oscar winning screenwriters, and all the white oppressor talk conjures the spirit of Phil Spector. 

Microaggressive racist remarks? Sadistic family members? It's Thanksgiving & time to GET OUT! Be kind to the TSA today- they might just save your life.  

Put the sanitizer on it's skin or we get Covid again! We experience an earthquake while Clarice smashes the glass ceiling, praise Oprah for being all knowing and recognize that Hannibal is ultimately the true daddy. 

Plexiglass dividers have never been so en vogue. Grab your skin suit, we are cutting deep into "The Silence of the Lambs!" Hannibal & Clarice are friendship goals, trans controversies surround Buffalo Bill and we talk RBG, Fire Walk with Me! You can pair w/a nice chianti but hey. We know our audience. A White Claw will be fine. 

We have a special, fun-sized Trick or Treat episode for you right here! Nurse your Halloween hangover as we belligerently talk vampires, porn, and Gary Oldman sliding into our DMs. 

Laurie Strode ain't getting back in that closet! In the second part of HALLOWEEN 2018, we're happy to see black lives matter and everyone being a bit nicer to their mothers. 

It's HALLOWEEN 2018 in quarantine! Are you Laurie Strode, working through your 2020 trauma? Or are you more Michael Myers, going mental behind a mask? We're chugging wine like Jamie Lee as we head back to Haddonfield!   

We got your Halloween candy right here. G and I might have had one too many hailing the sexual powers of Rose McGowan and comparing teenage vengeance to Real Housewives reunions. 

Are we all collectively grieving during the pandemic? Let’s pour one out for the parents stuck with their kids all day, the gay bars we love that are closed but not forgotten, and the fabulous Babadook himself.

Should we nurse this DNC hangover or just keep drinking? Stephen King terrifies us from the 80s with predictions of MAGA rallies and the rise of Trump.

This entire year seems like a fog. Join us in The Witching Hour as we do our best Stevie Wayne impressions, talk hateful statues and the genius of Debra Hill. 

Everybody's hungry, pool boys are gangbangin' in a Trans Am, are we supposed to go into or stay away from the light?

We're all screaming at the walls in quarantine like the Freeling family. Also: Spielberg conspiracy theories, capitalism is a demonic force, Craig T Nelson is useless.