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Season 4 Episode 8: We breakdown Buh-cans, studying bird law, buying records, Andy forces a PJ Harvey discussion, the impact of a Dulski moustache on a marriage, and a quiz with dead air and a lot of hmmmmmms....., we kill it again.

The one where we discuss Rob's comedy chops, how he got into comedy, where he comes up with his material, and the quiz happens.

The one where we talk with our friend, Steve Mank, about his new venture Articulated Empire. he discusses how he was inspired to start his new business, his love of action figures, his love of He-Man, how his life has changed since he started his own business and where to find him.

In this episode we talk with recording artist, Jeremy Facknitz. He breaks down life as a musician and plays two of his new songs live on the show "Breakfast" and "Dad's Hair". He then faces off against Andy on music quiz made up by Brian. It goes well.

We have the owner of Articulated Empire on the show to talk about starting his own business and what his life is like now. We encourage you to visit www.articulatedempire.com and check his lines of action figures. We also discuss Andy running a 400 meter against Brian. Pizza. Larry Bird. Can Jam. 80's and 90's cartoons. Brian hijacks the show. Pizza. Kevin's air conditioner joins the show. And even longer discussion about pizza.

We discuss Tyrone Smith and the impact she has had on our culture. Andy also names 80% of the 1992 Dean Team somehow. We eat pizza on air.

We breakdown the upcoming baseball season, bold Sandy Alomar Jr predictions, Henry has thoughts on magic, four segments!, and some dogs bark.

We introduce our newest segment, where listeners send us questions about anything and we answer or solve their problems. Tipping and Brian's three types of tips, Andy hates a waitress at Old Herald, Dave goes deep on quarterbacks but Brian goes deeper.

We discuss Stan Belinda, Marcus Siemen, Andy Van Slyke, that ass hat Jim Rice, Cutch, and a quiz for the ages.

The one where Kristen stops by, Cousin Katie stops by, Stan stops by, Homecoming, we invent the Homecoming pizza, Krristen likes Twitter, Kristen hates X, Immaculate Grid, octopuses are too smart to eat, Germans serve bone marrow, and of course Stan says tits.

We break down being a chef, making late night pizzas, six people talk at once, Nola makes her debut, Immaculate Grid, how are those pirates, and some seriously heavy breathing from a dog.

The one where we discuss so much Matt Damon, concerts, Matt Damon some more, The Martian, Mila Jojovich, Fifth Element, and I lose badly at trivia.

The one where we discuss malls, Ace of Bases desire for Hitler babies, Garfield cartoon and 100 Acre Farm, chili 5-ways, scary tunnels, Boobes Farm bitches, why Kristen didn't never discussed Tina Turner with her mom, and Brian is very kissable.

The one we discuss Dungeons and Dragons, Producer Chuck has it all figured out with the ladies (his sisters friends), The Buckwild Crew, soft swinging, best TV finales, a quiz on firsts, and Andy runs down a YouTube video he saw like a four year old. Random baseball players named: Bob Scanlan, Mark Grace, Zombie Mark Grace, Carlos Garcia, Jim Levebre, and John Wehner.

We discuss so many things I can't list them all!

We discuss baseball, Emily likes to run in literal circles, Ashley kicks our ass at trivia, and Emily was in a band.

The one where we discuss Carls dating history, baseball, and some…things I can't remember. I should take notes. Oh yeah, Blues trivia.

We discuss Claire Danes, Brian flicks his bean, those Pirates are pesky, and we take a quiz about something.

We discuss why Producer Chuck is in trouble. Ballooners. Balloonists. Making love in a balloon. The newest Mascoutah Bowling Alley Pizza flavor. Craig makes balloon animals. Basically it's an hour of balloon talk. Why I should write down what we talk about. Dulski is cosplaying a cowboy.

The one where we discuss ghosts!!! Buying billboards in New Athens, Dulski and John bond over boots, we all like Lil John, Andy gets kinda hammered and talks waaaaay to much, John is living his best life, and we do a spur of the moment live read.

We discuss such things as Picklesburgh baby booms, The FFA, Producer Chuck googles Willie Stargell, Rhea Pearlman, dust busters, ghosts…again, fighting chickens, doing drugs in the desert, Ted Damson's hair, Andy rambles about Bob Feller, and a segment two for ages. Most assuredly there is no BFIB talk.

We discuss gym etiquette, talking on the phone at the gym, Mike Moore's chance of appearing on the show, Brian monologues for four minutes, we rename the show “Dulski and Two Dudes”, Tony Gwynn's nickname, Cody Bellinger, The Big Grande, and we invent another pizza!

The one where we discuss Dokken, penis drawings, GB, whiffle ball, whip cream bikini, hot dog drawers, and Jason's chicken farm.

The one where we discuss dogs, robot umps, refs in kids sports, Pirates trivia, Andy punts a live read, Brian and Dave nail theirs, and Andy gets slurry from whiskey.

The one where we discuss 80's d as king movies, Delmar Gardens, hobbies, The Shiners, Holy Eff the wind chimes, and baseball trivia.

We discuss ending on Joe Maurer, what does ooftah mean, Working at a distillery, Minnesota stuff, and Twins trivia.

The one where Cole reads Wikipedia for four minutes, ghosts, the ghost segment that will never be aired, Around the Corn, why does the queen exist, Brian hates misspellings of his name, tartar sauce pizzas, we come to the conclusion we are super dumb, and Cole takes a phone call.

We discuss Pujols home runs, the Alous, perfect games, using our podcast as a voice on a keyboard, satisfaction with life. The Yamasaki Singers, and The Killer Bees.

The one where we discuss MJ in the Morning, kidney stones, dressing like a mater dei, gentle soul patch tugging, Mascoutah homecoming, and Trevor's love language.

We discuss that we are the only people we can hang out with cause we both have COVID, frogs, pools, TVs in bedrooms, and we have a real conservation about the passing of our father.

The one where we discuss hot lunch ladies, Jason Wagenblast, Andy almost getting fired by our guest, our guest dictates breaks, Dow works at the Google of Midwest Insurance companies, and we are all dating each other now.

The one where we have an intelligent conversation for a solid 25 minutes, jerking off corn, small towns, questions made up on the spot, and concerts.

The one where discuss koalas the long term killer, heavy editing, glasses, Jacki is a woo girl, eyes up here,

The one where we, despite stating we are less interested in baseball than ever, discuss the lockout and Chico Lind, pizza and acid reflux, our 15 minutes of fame, and Dave's senior picture.

Guys, I can't give away what we discuss. It's…just listen.

The one where we discuss Andy making a terrible deal with the devil, Cole's triple play, 2021 MVP, Jake doesn't watch movies, Dave sings There Are No Cats in America, BDE, and Our hatred of WAP jersey douche.

The one where we discuss, how cute I was/am, chicken and beer dances, Crenda, moldy potatoes, sexual awakenings with scare crows, John cries when he drinks, Bev daring eight year olds to chew tobacco, driving tractors when you are seven, and Bev has a thing for dudes bailing hay.

The one where we discuss buying houses, Bro John's love of cranes, breaking down the Herrin lineup, Kristen getting tatted up for coaches, and Women's Health Magazine

The one where we discuss Bengal baseball, Amanda Bynes paralegal, Noodles and Things, laying down game on Jenna, and 1999 Chevy Cavaliers.

The one where we discuss the Holy Childhood Picnic, school board problems, Amanda Bynes, Kelly Kapowski, Never Been Kissed, small breweries, Law and Order, Elias Kotes(sp?), and is Mr. Belding dead.

The one where we discuss accents, softball MVP, poop slides, hypnotizing cats, my weird feet, Rob's typewriter, happiness, Ms. Fritchse my kindergarten teacher, Sex Ed, and olives.

The one where we discuss Techno Horse, us as olympians, Jon Lester, worst songs, overrated bands, Brian tells me what to do, broken knees, bruised elbows, and Andy's Slug Bang Palace.

The one where we discuss Steve Largent, Afghanistan, baseball cards, fantasy everything, slap bets, survival rates in the Wild West, Richard Sherman, and The Big Meaty.

The one where we discuss Silver Spoons, Sandy Duncan, TMBG covers, favorite baseball stadiums, and Dave inheriting my kids.

The one where we discuss ketchup, Lent being around the corner, ghosts, aliens, grandmas attic, Cousin Todd, Full House, Evan makes an appearance!, and Katie's Dude Pantry. We ate pizza in segment 3. It's very apparent.

We are joined by Stan, Henry, Audrey, and Natitude. We break down squishes, ice cream, life goals, YouTube channels, Stan loses interest quickly, Natitude loses focus, and we heard cats!

We discuss dad growing up, throwing rocks at roller skaters, the Air Force, dating mom, and a wreck that nearly cost him his ability to walk.

We discuss Jerome Walton, The Burn Unit, Stan says a word, drafting our favorite kids, Dave being on the school board, and Symantec satiation.

We discuss Trevor's kidney stone, our Mt Rushmore of beans, Tupperware filled with dead grandpas, Cats and Kitties, Andy's feet, half shirt Friday, and eating bananas seductively.

We break down kids sports, Dave's dog, winning the lottery, tortillas, and the Link Home Defense System (patent pending)

We break down Faygo, the Insane Clown Posse, cat butlers, and Adam's book Imma Go Lay Down.