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Two guys, 5200 kilometers of distance, welcome to the world's most long-distanced podcast (we have not checked that)! We are two friends who are now recording their regular Skype-conversations to stay in touch with each others lives and the world. Suck on a German sausage and pour some hot French Canadian gravy in your ears: This is Poutine Bratwurst! If you want to contact the boys you can do that through anchor.fm/poutine-bratwurst/message OR via mail poutinebratwurst@gmail.com !

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    • Jun 13, 2021 LATEST EPISODE
    • infrequent NEW EPISODES
    • 1h 3m AVG DURATION
    • 41 EPISODES


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    Au revoir! Tschüss! Goodbye!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 13, 2021 52:11


    This week Philippe and Simon are announcing an open-ended podcast break! Thank you all for listening, if you enjoyed our semi-monthly rambles please feel free to reach out to us. Listen to our playlist on Spotify called "Poutine Bratwurst"! If you want to contact the boys you can do that through anchor.fm/poutine-bratwurst/message OR via mail poutinebratwurst@gmail.com ! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/poutine-bratwurst/message

    Sympathy for the Maple Syrup Mafia

    Play Episode Listen Later May 30, 2021 58:12


    Philippe and Simon discuss fair farming situations in their country, unfair PE classes and the Covid Vaccination! Listen to our playlist on Spotify called "Poutine Bratwurst"! If you want to contact the boys you can do that through anchor.fm/poutine-bratwurst/message OR via mail poutinebratwurst@gmail.com ! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/poutine-bratwurst/message

    The French-Canadian superstar and the German maggot.

    Play Episode Listen Later May 16, 2021 61:54


    Philippe might be the next big superstar and Simon is already planning his new life as a blood sucker. The boys also take a look back into their Korean past and give an update on their language learning. Listen to our playlist on Spotify called "Poutine Bratwurst"! If you want to contact the boys you can do that through anchor.fm/poutine-bratwurst/message OR via mail poutinebratwurst@gmail.com ! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/poutine-bratwurst/message

    The day Simon turned himself into a Japanese baby.

    Play Episode Listen Later May 2, 2021 79:54


    It's Philippes Birthday! And the boys are giving you quality content! Philippe gives a new tool to stay creative during lockdown: Exnuovo. While Simon starts learning Japanese through the AJATT method becoming native in 18 months. Listen to our playlist on Spotify called "Poutine Bratwurst"! If you want to contact the boys you can do that through anchor.fm/poutine-bratwurst/message OR via mail poutinebratwurst@gmail.com ! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/poutine-bratwurst/message

    One French-Canadian, One Horse.

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 18, 2021 65:25


    Philippe is more and more becoming the movie star he deserves to be while Simon is becoming immune to Covid. The boys talk about the 90s and 2000s in music and Philippe is embarrassing himself on his knowledge of Canadian comedians. Listen to our playlist on Spotify called "Poutine Bratwurst"! If you want to contact the boys you can do that through anchor.fm/poutine-bratwurst/message OR via mail poutinebratwurst@gmail.com ! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/poutine-bratwurst/message

    Altar boy pizza-partys are NOT fun!

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 4, 2021 67:16


    It's Easter Sunday and Simon is bashing the Catholic Church! Philippe gives us a fun workout review in quarantine and tests Simons knowledge on the most popular Germans. The boys also review 80s German and 90s Quebec music to which you can listen to on our list on Spotify called "Poutine Bratwurst"! If you want to contact the boys you can do that through anchor.fm/poutine-bratwurst/message OR via mail poutinebratwurst@gmail.com ! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/poutine-bratwurst/message

    The worst thing about Canada are the French!!

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 21, 2021 81:16


    This week the boys discuss corrupt politicians in Germany, Nazis in movies, why French people are a problem for Canada's image among immigrants and one of Germany's weirdest musical eras (NOT Krautrock!) Listen to our playlist on Spotify called "Poutine Bratwurst"! If you want to contact the boys you can do that through anchor.fm/poutine-bratwurst/message OR via mail poutinebratwurst@gmail.com ! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/poutine-bratwurst/message

    Should all men be like Chris Chan?

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 7, 2021 74:15


    The boys are back and talk about the big topics: Germany's terrorist background, the famous YouTube Chris Chan and the big question: Do we need to come up with a new definition of masculinity? Listen to our playlist on Spotify called "Poutine Bratwurst"! If you want to contact the boys you can do that through anchor.fm/poutine-bratwurst/message OR via mail poutinebratwurst@gmail.com ! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/poutine-bratwurst/message

    Teenage Mutant Ninja Covid

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 21, 2021 67:04


    Thank you for 1 year of Poutine Bratwurst!!!! Philippe returns with a True Crime scandal from Montreal. Simon gives a dark prediction of the Covid Situation in Germany and together the boys dig up some tunes from the 60s! Listen to our playlist on Spotify called "Poutine Bratwurst"! If you want to contact the boys you can do that through anchor.fm/poutine-bratwurst/message OR via mail poutinebratwurst@gmail.com ! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/poutine-bratwurst/message

    Ice Fishing in a Titty-Lake.

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 7, 2021 55:09


    Philippe has gone total Canadian and went ice fishing! Simon is discovering the depths of a mysterious lake and together the boys take you back to the 50s! Listen to our playlist on Spotify called "Poutine Bratwurst"! If you want to contact the boys you can do that through anchor.fm/poutine-bratwurst/message OR via mail poutinebratwurst@gmail.com ! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/poutine-bratwurst/message

    Everything must change!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 24, 2021 53:33


    Simon has a new gadget to annoy Philippe and the audience. Check out our new fresh intro AND learn everything about the Covid Vaccine, Joe Biden's pony-soldiers and Enon Kawatani! Listen to our playlist on Spotify called "Poutine Bratwurst"! If you want to contact the boys you can do that through anchor.fm/poutine-bratwurst/message OR via mail poutinebratwurst@gmail.com ! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/poutine-bratwurst/message

    How to travel during Covid.

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 10, 2021 72:19


    The boys are back and full of energy. During their most quiet Christmas break ever the US broke, Philippe found a new favorite game and Simon found a new way to fulfill his travel desires. They discuss travel itineraries you must have on your radar and answer a fan question! Listen to our playlist on Spotify called "Poutine Bratwurst"! If you want to contact the boys you can do that through anchor.fm/poutine-bratwurst/message OR via mail poutinebratwurst@gmail.com ! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/poutine-bratwurst/message

    Do they know it's quarantine at all?

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 13, 2020 70:49


    The last episode of the year is packed with fun stuff: The latest holiday restrictions in Canada and Germany, the future of anti-maskers and the very best of the very worst year in Philippe's and Simon's life! Listen to our playlist on Spotify called "Poutine Bratwurst"! If you want to contact the boys you can do that through anchor.fm/poutine-bratwurst/message OR via mail poutinebratwurst@gmail.com ! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/poutine-bratwurst/message

    Life is precious - be a toy boy!

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 29, 2020 65:43


    This week Philippe and Simon talk about Phil Collins horny wife, the latest trend to flea North Korea and their Christmas plans. Simon also shares the story of a brave man from his hometown who should teach us all to be humble. Listen to our playlist on Spotify called "Poutine Bratwurst"! If you want to contact the boys you can do that through anchor.fm/poutine-bratwurst/message OR via mail poutinebratwurst@gmail.com ! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/poutine-bratwurst/message

    Germany is smart, sucks and has no humor.

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 15, 2020 58:11


    In today's Episode the boys will discuss the annoying election results in the US, the conflict between Armenia and Azerbaijan and the newfound species in Australia plus Simons long awaited return of Kenny Vs Spenny. And a lot about Germany! Listen to our playlist on Spotify called "Poutine Bratwurst"! If you want to contact the boys you can do that through anchor.fm/poutine-bratwurst/message OR via mail poutinebratwurst@gmail.com ! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/poutine-bratwurst/message

    Quebec attack.

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 1, 2020 59:10


    Philippe starts this episode with the sad news of the violent attack on Halloween in Quebec. The boys lighten up the mood by giving their guesses for the upcoming US election. Finally Simon recommends Philippe to watch The Last of Us 2 and: meet the last person on earth who hasn't seen Borat! Listen to our playlist on Spotify called "Poutine Bratwurst"! If you want to contact the boys you can do that through anchor.fm/poutine-bratwurst/message OR via mail poutinebratwurst@gmail.com ! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/poutine-bratwurst/message

    Kim Jong Fun!

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 18, 2020 63:59


    The supreme leader cried on stage! Germans are stock piling toilet paper again and quo vadis qanon? The boys face some tough issues but never run out of ideas: Will Simon move to Quebec by boat to celebrate Christmas? Find out! Listen to our playlist on Spotify called "Poutine Bratwurst"! If you want to contact the boys you can do that through anchor.fm/poutine-bratwurst/message OR via mail poutinebratwurst@gmail.com ! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/poutine-bratwurst/message

    The Donald and the Covid

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 4, 2020 64:27


    Welcome to Season 2! Philippe and Simon are back from summer break and guess what? The world still is a mess. In this episode they talk about the ever present Covid-19 and its new love affair with the President of the US. They also debate: Is it ok to be ok with Trump being and feeling sick? The boys also talk about Greta van Fleet and some other stuff - buckle up! Listen to our playlist on Spotify called "Poutine Bratwurst"! If you want to contact the boys you can do that through anchor.fm/poutine-bratwurst/message OR via mail poutinebratwurst@gmail.com ! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/poutine-bratwurst/message

    The best dictators in the world!

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 6, 2020 91:36


    The last episode before the boys summer break - a lot to catch up: Germany's capital is being taken over by maniacs, Philippe is torturing fish and finally: Philippe's report on The Last of Us! The boys also rank the world's dictators- how fun! We will be back on the 4th of Ocotber! Listen to our playlist on Spotify called "Poutine Bratwurst"! If you want to contact the boys you can do that through anchor.fm/poutine-bratwurst/message OR via mail poutinebratwurst@gmail.com ! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/poutine-bratwurst/message

    What's wrong with Jason Derulo?

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 23, 2020 36:40


    They boys are back in sound and Simon is about to break a little kittens heart! Philippe is back with a philosophical question from a listener, and Simon asks the world: What's up with Jason Derulo?? Listen to our playlist on Spotify called "Poutine Bratwurst"! If you want to contact the boys you can do that through anchor.fm/poutine-bratwurst/message OR via mail poutinebratwurst@gmail.com ! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/poutine-bratwurst/message

    Summertime at home!

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 9, 2020 53:09


    What makes a summer truly great? Philippe and Simon take on that question, dive into their own past to find the perfect summer recipe and give you some great tips to stay cool when shit is hot! Listen to our playlist on Spotify called "Poutine Bratwurst"! If you want to contact the boys you can do that through anchor.fm/poutine-bratwurst/message OR via mail poutinebratwurst@gmail.com ! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/poutine-bratwurst/message

    Travelling Kanye West

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 26, 2020 50:17


    How do we react to Kanye West and insanity in general? The boys discuss the craziness of our generations and whether to act at all. Luckily Philippe takes us on a road trip to Quebecs history and the boys finally decide to become sellouts! Listen to our playlist on Spotify called "Poutine Bratwurst"! If you want to contact the boys you can do that through anchor.fm/poutine-bratwurst/message OR via mail poutinebratwurst@gmail.com ! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/poutine-bratwurst/message

    UFC and true crime

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 12, 2020 50:44


    Disclaimer: This episode gets brutal! Philippe and Simon dig into the most gruesome criminal cases of their homecountries in their new segment: True Crime with Philippe and Simon! The boys also discuss island fighting in the UFC and what it would take to make Simon a sports fan. Listen to our playlist on Spotify called "Poutine Bratwurst"! If you want to contact the boys you can do that through anchor.fm/poutine-bratwurst/message OR via mail poutinebratwurst@gmail.com ! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/poutine-bratwurst/message

    The Last of Us 3: Philippe vs. All Gamers

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 28, 2020 48:45


    The boys are back in sound! Philippe is on the road, Simon is back on politics and social issues. While Simon can't wait to play The Last of Us 2, Philippe can't be bothered to finish the first one, unless... you guys demand him to! Listen to our playlist on Spotify called "Poutine Bratwurst"! If you want to contact the boys you can do that through anchor.fm/poutine-bratwurst/message OR via mail poutinebratwurst@gmail.com ! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/poutine-bratwurst/message

    Normality with the PS5.

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 14, 2020 74:51


    Philippe and Simon talk about the development and future of this podcast, the new PS5, Rick and Morty, their travel plans and more. Listen to our playlist on Spotify called "Poutine Bratwurst"! Also: STAY INSIDE!!! If you want to contact the boys you can do that through anchor.fm/poutine-bratwurst/message OR via mail poutinebratwurst@gmail.com ! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/poutine-bratwurst/message

    Black Lives Matter

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 7, 2020 51:22


    Today the boys discuss their feelings about the ongoing injustice against colored people around the world. They share their personal experiences with the US and how their picture has changed over the years. Simon is getting more and more depressed about the world while Philippe keeps a realistic point of view. Tough times! Listen to our playlist on Spotify called "Poutine Bratwurst"! Also: STAY INSIDE!!! If you want to contact the boys you can do that through anchor.fm/poutine-bratwurst/message OR via mail poutinebratwurst@gmail.com ! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/poutine-bratwurst/message

    Album-Analysis: The Velvet Underground vs. Tyler, the Creator

    Play Episode Listen Later May 31, 2020 67:33


    It is on! The second part of the boys big album analysisesses is here! Philippe dove into Tyler, the Creatora Flower Boy while Simon took Philippes advice and listened to The Velvet Undergrounds self-titled album. How will the boys take their favorite albums being criticized by the other guy? Will Philippe become a hip hop guy at last? And what does Golf mean? Find out in this grand finale! Listen to our playlist on Spotify called "Poutine Bratwurst"! Also: STAY INSIDE!!! If you want to contact the boys you can do that through anchor.fm/poutine-bratwurst/message OR via mail poutinebratwurst@gmail.com ! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/poutine-bratwurst/message

    Album-Analysis: Jean-Pierre Ferland vs. Farin Urlaub Racing Team

    Play Episode Listen Later May 24, 2020 93:55


    The boys sent each other native albums to listen, analyse and rate. Philippe listened to German rock album Die Wahrheit übers Lügen by Farin Urlaub Racing Team while Simon listened to Quebec classic Jaune by Jean-Pierre Ferland. Will the boys hate oneach others favorite songs and stop being friends forever? Will this be the last episode of Poutine Bratwurst ever??Listen to our playlist on Spotify called "Poutine Bratwurst"! Also: STAY INSIDE!!! If you want to contact the boys you can do that through anchor.fm/poutine-bratwurst/message OR via mail poutinebratwurst@gmail.com ! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/poutine-bratwurst/message

    Hardcore Clickbait Conspiracy

    Play Episode Listen Later May 17, 2020 62:44


    Listener discretion is adviced! Philippe and Simon are getting down and dirty with each other, start their own conspiracy #philippegate and talk a bunch of nonsense. This episode is a acoustic stroke so be aware! Listen to our playlist on Spotify called "Poutine Bratwurst"! Also: STAY INSIDE!!! If you want to contact the boys you can do that through anchor.fm/poutine-bratwurst/message OR via mail poutinebratwurst@gmail.com ! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/poutine-bratwurst/message

    RIP Florian Schneider, welcome back Tekashi 6ix9ine!

    Play Episode Listen Later May 10, 2020 60:50


    Today Philippe gives an epic random information on Krautrock and Kraftwerk while Simon tells a gross story about his foot! Listen to our playlist on Spotify called "Poutine Bratwurst"! Also: STAY INSIDE!!! If you want to contact the boys you can do that through anchor.fm/poutine-bratwurst/message OR via mail poutinebratwurst@gmail.com ! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/poutine-bratwurst/message

    Philippes Podcast Pirthday

    Play Episode Listen Later May 3, 2020 68:10


    It's Philippes birthday! Simon tries to make the most of that special day in these unfortunate times on top of being an ocean apart from each other. Get to know Philippe like you never have before when he does the 16 personalities test, will we find out a dark secret in his jolly soul? Listen to our playlist on Spotify called "Poutine Bratwurst"! Also: STAY INSIDE!!! If you want to contact the boys you can do that through anchor.fm/poutine-bratwurst/message OR via mail poutinebratwurst@gmail.com ! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/poutine-bratwurst/message

    Planet of the Humans

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 26, 2020 57:54


    Finally! The boys don't sound like they're recording with a toilet bowl anymore! Also they discuss Jeff Gibbs and Micheal Moore's new film 'Planet of the Humans', which is free on youtube right now. They also send their get well wishes to Kim Jong Un. Simon tells the story of how he almost died in a hospital once and Philippe teaches you why church words are slur in Quebec. Listen to our playlist on Spotify called "Poutine Bratwurst"! Also: STAY INSIDE!!! If you want to contact the boys you can do that through anchor.fm/poutine-bratwurst/message OR via mail poutinebratwurst@gmail.com ! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/poutine-bratwurst/message

    Let me educate you!

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 19, 2020 56:46


    This week the boys premiere two new segments: Random Information and Storytime. Get ready to learn something and listen to the two scratchy voices of Philippe and Simon! Listen to our playlist on Spotify called "Poutine Bratwurst"! Also: STAY INSIDE!!! If you want to contact the boys you can do that through anchor.fm/poutine-bratwurst/message OR via mail poutinebratwurst@gmail.com ! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/poutine-bratwurst/message

    The lame depression

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 10, 2020 53:17


    Philippe and Simon have been off and that has a shameful reason to be revealed. Simon is not feeling the holiday spirit but Philippe is finally finding the time to dig into some music. Listen to our playlist on Spotify called "Poutine Bratwurst"! Also: STAY INSIDE!!! If you want to contact the boys you can do that through anchor.fm/poutine-bratwurst/message OR via mail poutinebratwurst@gmail.com ! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/poutine-bratwurst/message

    The contagious episode

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 29, 2020 63:50


    Today the boys are joined by Simon's oldest friend Markus, who is currently doing his PHD in virology. Get ready for an information packed episode on viruses in general, Covid-19 and whether condoms will protect you. Listen to our playlist on Spotify called "Poutine Bratwurst"! Also: STAY INSIDE!!! If you want to contact the boys you can do that through anchor.fm/poutine-bratwurst/message OR via mail poutinebratwurst@gmail.com ! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/poutine-bratwurst/message

    Around the world with Ronen

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 28, 2020 67:10


    Today the boys are joined by Philippes friend Ronen! With roots to Uruguay, Israel and Poland, he has interesting takes on Coronavirus around the world and proves to be smarter and way more interesting than the boys! Get ready to learn something and be entertained! Listen to our playlist on Spotify called "Poutine Bratwurst"! Also: STAY INSIDE!!! If you want to contact the boys you can do that through anchor.fm/poutine-bratwurst/message OR via mail poutinebratwurst@gmail.com ! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/poutine-bratwurst/message

    It's all about music!

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 22, 2020 68:05


    This is a themed episode! Philippe and Simon talk about their shared passion: music! Learn about the boys daddy issues, weird music fetishes AND listen to our playlist on Spotify called "Poutine Bratwurst"! Also: STAY INSIDE!!! If you want to contact the boys you can do that through anchor.fm/poutine-bratwurst/message OR via mail poutinebratwurst@gmail.com ! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/poutine-bratwurst/message

    Boredoom

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 21, 2020 65:25


    The boys are in quarantine and have nothing better to do, so: more frequent episodes for everyone, yeah! Other than that you get some great tips against boredom at home via Philippe's and Simon's great recommendations for Books, Games, Board-Games, TV-Shows and Movies! So please stay inside and enjoy your favorite Podcast duo! If you want to contact the boys you can do that through anchor.fm/poutine-bratwurst/message OR via mail poutinebratwurst@gmail.com ! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/poutine-bratwurst/message

    My Corona!

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 8, 2020 61:25


    Philippe and Simon talk about the Coronavirus and how you can make millions off of it. They also discuss the current situation with the US Democrats and their stance on the upcoming election. Philippe asks Simon a philosophic question and is blown away by his insanity. If you want to contact the boys you can do that through anchor.fm/poutine-bratwurst/message OR via mail poutinebratwurst@gmail.com ! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/poutine-bratwurst/message

    Why so cereal?

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 23, 2020 63:46


    Philippe and Simon discuss current political developments in Germany and Canada, conspiracy theories and some other theories that should not be discussed at all. Poutine Bratwurst ist now available on Google Podcasts, Spotify, Breaker, PocketCasts and Radio Public - f yeah! Plus we now have a cover and it absolutely rocks! If you want to contact the boys you can do that through anchor.fm/poutine-bratwurst/message OR via mail poutinebratwurst@gmail.com ! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/poutine-bratwurst/message

    Sound Zero.

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 17, 2020 54:02


    This is a TEST! Do not panic! Do not cry! Is anyone reading this? Do fish drink water? If you want to contact the boys you can do that through anchor.fm/poutine-bratwurst/message OR via mail poutinebratwurst@gmail.com ! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/poutine-bratwurst/message

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